#K9 kuro vtuber

[oocooartistry]

Been playing with color theory again.

[monyuki]

the undead god - congrats on debut!

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And she said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

[juuchiruru]

God of Undead Miracles 🪦❤️‍🩹

[helshollowhalls]

I have to be quite honest, after the whole situation with Raziel I'm absolutely not surprised to see more allegations regarding Aster surface.

Between shitty management, exploitative company culture and being stuck in a workplace with people like Luca and Aster - - - yeah, no amount of money would make me want to work for Playbutton-Yacht Company.

I feel terrible for all female livers that have to deal with Aster - Honestly, I'm surprised Niji even hired him considering that he (I think) ran a VR strip club or something similar before that.

Most of all I feel horrible for the artist behind his vtuber model - Having someone like him associated with you and be one of your Vtuber children must be a waking nightmare.

[k9kuroklub]

WHY IS THIS SODJKSIMDSNWIDIWJDODW

Poor Kuro LMAOO

[sherbovania]

i present to the council: what if kuro was a bit more crusty and grimy and had a little bit of dirt under his nails

[grimmv4]

K9KURO fanart

[fran-aka-mak]

happy birth to my oshi Kuro Kurenai 🎂🎉

[asksakura1125td]

His besties are supporting him

[reisyren]

[momentarysilence]

K9 Kuro!

[panclowncore]

[lemongrassfarmer]

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*Exaggerates tears* SO a i finally bid Adieu personally to the man that inspired me . I am in joy to finally post this redo of my previous artwork for him since of my dissatisfaction in its appearance and desired to polish the art work with references of his journey as Mysta Rias. Now i say goodbye as "I'll Move On" as i've found another named Kuro Kurenai to enjoy. "I'll miss him in eternity, I probably would't meet him again" *dramatically exits*

[stickerarts-ni-akiki-ing-masipag]

K9 Kuro Sticker ❤️⛓️🥀

Omg hi guys it’s been… idk like what a year? Actually I have no idea HAHAHAHA I have still been on the sticker grind btw I didn’t totally disappear (on tumblr yes) but I have been active on other socials trying to find a place to fit in so here I am back on tumblr🥳

Don’t be surprised if I suddenly abandon this place again because it’s a part of my life.. jk HAHAHAHAH anyways after this post are incoming other stickers I have been working on so ye

Please support me I’d really appreciate it😭

[mylittlesecrethaven]

Oh My God He's Back

HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK

IN THE FORM OF K9 KURO

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA