#K9

[knottyvalk9]

Dogs have several characteristics that make them well-adapted for breeding, including a strong sexual drive, large genitalia, and a high volume of ejaculate. In addition, dogs form a physical bond with their mate during intercourse called a 'knot', which ensures that the sperm is successfully delivered to the female.

[fanonical]

doctor who au where the doctor just never fucking stopped making new k9s. series 3 finale where the master just gets bodied by a fucking fleet of k9s coming out of nowhere

[prettyboyrxpist]

T has kept my little brother diabolically horny. Usually the solution is simple. I breed him until he's cum so many times he cant even remember where he is. Lately hes been needier tho and sometimes i make him cum dozens of times in a night but his throbbing little cunt is still hungry, and no matter how many times i make him cum he still felt like he needed more.

So I talk him into taking our dog's knot.

"Its not like it'll be dangerous"

"Look how hard and excited he is! Dont you wanna help him?"

"I bet youll cum so fucking hard on this part."

Until he's pinned under a panting mutt

making his cunt squelch and leak dirty dog cum

[too-funky]

Tenth Doctor + gadgets

[natequarter]

this has to be the single wackiest series opener ever

[alemonyoyo]

Killer Chat Pyjama Partay!!!!!!

Inspired by the ask from the @rosesrotofficial tumblr.

[doorstovenus]

i love you musical stings in doctor who

[enbyeighthdoctor]

Elizabeth Sladen in K9 and Company

[headcanonsandmore]

Doctor Who companions summarised in ten words or less (classic edition)

Susan Foreman: Gallifreyan teenager abandoned on post-apocolyptic earth because love.

Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright: Married schoolteachers educate grumpy alien about morality.

Vicki Pallister: New granddaughter acquired!

Steven Taylor: Future Blue Peter presenter enjoys double act with adoptive sisters.

Katarina: She's lovely- oh, wait, now she's dead.

Sara Kingdom: She's cool- oh, wait, now she's dead.

Dodo Chaplet: Northerner loses accent due to BBC classism, more at ten.

Ben Jackson and Polly Wright: Opposites attract couple near-immediately overshadowed by new companion.

Jamie McCrimmon: Himbo highlander as gay as sixties television will allow.

Victoria Waterfield: Nineteenth century teenager has worst week of her life.

Zoe Heriot: Master martial artist knows one (1) throw.

Liz Shaw: Scientist is too competent for this nonsense.

Jo Grant: Cinnimon roll has no self-preservation instinct.

Sarah-Jane Smith: Feminist journalist surrounded by idiotic military men.

Harry Sullivan: Otherwise-sensible medical professional becomes world's biggest imbecile.

Leela of the Sevateem: Knife lady kicks ass, takes names.

K9: Robotic dog malfunctions for ninety minutes.

Romana: Sheltered Gallifreyan has surprisingly good fashion.

Adric: Math kid go boom!

Tegan Jovanka and Nyssa Of Traken: Hypercompetent space girlfriends have unintentional homoerotic subtext.

Vislor Turlough: Universes most incompetent assassin accidentally becomes friends with intended target.

Kamelion: BBC producer gets tricked into buying cursed prop.

Peri Brown: Dubiously-accented botanist struggles with sexism and BBC wardrobe department.

Mel Bush: Health nut weaponises volume of scream.

Ace McShane: Awesome butch bisexual pyromaniac hits things with baseball bat.

[gotyouanyway]

[michaelo2k]

Yes I’m tumblr posting about Doctor Who in 2023

[fanonical]

every time the doctor gets sad they just go into the back of the tardis and 3d print themself a new k9

[regicidal-defenestration]

MY BOY

He's the K9 shoulder bag as seen in The Doctor Who Pattern Book by Joy Gammon and I love him

[nkp1981]

Sarah Jane And K9

[natequarter]

so at what point do nuwho characters start getting k9s

[freshbaked-bread]

whatgever