#K9

[knotty-thoughts69]

need a partner who watches their dog fuck me and makes fun of me about it

[fanonical]

doctor who au where the doctor just never fucking stopped making new k9s. series 3 finale where the master just gets bodied by a fucking fleet of k9s coming out of nowhere

[prettyboyrxpist]

T has kept my little brother diabolically horny. Usually the solution is simple. I breed him until he's cum so many times he cant even remember where he is. Lately hes been needier tho and sometimes i make him cum dozens of times in a night but his throbbing little cunt is still hungry, and no matter how many times i make him cum he still felt like he needed more.

So I talk him into taking our dog's knot.

"Its not like it'll be dangerous"

"Look how hard and excited he is! Dont you wanna help him?"

"I bet youll cum so fucking hard on this part."

Until he's pinned under a panting mutt

making his cunt squelch and leak dirty dog cum

[tight4d0ggy]

oh god, dad bringing home a new and big mutt of a dog, telling me it is my new brother and I have to be very kind to him. I love my brother so much, it only hurts a little when he bites the back of my neck while r4ping me with his doggy cock, but dad did say I had to be kind to my brother, so I’m not allowed to complain

[biancajadexoxoxo]

So last night after a bit of drinking and getting high, I was put on my tummy over an ottoman so my hands and knees were on the ground but the ottoman was mostly supporting me. My ass is pretty open even when not warmed up. A little spit and I can take even the biggest cocks.

The first one started in on me with a little spit. After a few minutes of hard fucking, I felt him splash his cum into my ass. Then the next, over and over for six hours. A few times I felt claws dig into my hips and some hard very fast thrusts later and my ass would be knotted. Waiting for the swelling to go down was my only break in the action and even then, my mouth would be used for either to cum in or piss in. I rosebudded my ass for part of it. I don't even get sore any more and have no idea how many loads I took.

[doorstovenus]

i love you musical stings in doctor who

[enbyeighthdoctor]

Elizabeth Sladen in K9 and Company

[headcanonsandmore]

Doctor Who companions summarised in ten words or less (classic edition)

Susan Foreman: Gallifreyan teenager abandoned on post-apocolyptic earth because love.

Ian Chesterton and Barbara Wright: Married schoolteachers educate grumpy alien about morality.

Vicki Pallister: New granddaughter acquired!

Steven Taylor: Future Blue Peter presenter enjoys double act with adoptive sisters.

Katarina: She's lovely- oh, wait, now she's dead.

Sara Kingdom: She's cool- oh, wait, now she's dead.

Dodo Chaplet: Northerner loses accent due to BBC classism, more at ten.

Ben Jackson and Polly Wright: Opposites attract couple near-immediately overshadowed by new companion.

Jamie McCrimmon: Himbo highlander as gay as sixties television will allow.

Victoria Waterfield: Nineteenth century teenager has worst week of her life.

Zoe Heriot: Master martial artist knows one (1) throw.

Liz Shaw: Scientist is too competent for this nonsense.

Jo Grant: Cinnimon roll has no self-preservation instinct.

Sarah-Jane Smith: Feminist journalist surrounded by idiotic military men.

Harry Sullivan: Otherwise-sensible medical professional becomes world's biggest imbecile.

Leela of the Sevateem: Knife lady kicks ass, takes names.

K9: Robotic dog malfunctions for ninety minutes.

Romana: Sheltered Gallifreyan has surprisingly good fashion.

Adric: Math kid go boom!

Tegan Jovanka and Nyssa Of Traken: Hypercompetent space girlfriends have unintentional homoerotic subtext.

Vislor Turlough: Universes most incompetent assassin accidentally becomes friends with intended target.

Kamelion: BBC producer gets tricked into buying cursed prop.

Peri Brown: Dubiously-accented botanist struggles with sexism and BBC wardrobe department.

Mel Bush: Health nut weaponises volume of scream.

Ace McShane: Awesome butch bisexual pyromaniac hits things with baseball bat.

[natequarter]

this has to be the single wackiest series opener ever

[michaelo2k]

Yes I’m tumblr posting about Doctor Who in 2023

[alemonyoyo]

Killer Chat Pyjama Partay!!!!!!

Inspired by the ask from the @rosesrotofficial tumblr.

[regicidal-defenestration]

MY BOY

He's the K9 shoulder bag as seen in The Doctor Who Pattern Book by Joy Gammon and I love him

[fanonical]

every time the doctor gets sad they just go into the back of the tardis and 3d print themself a new k9

[nkp1981]

Sarah Jane And K9

[tight4d0ggy]

life is so unfair… I’m born with a cunt meant to take doggies and yet I have no doggies to offer myself to

[freshbaked-bread]

whatgever