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plus my peanuts got an attitude

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Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike

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“point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy.” is such a stupid argument, THANK YOU to the person who said pharmacies sell sexual health items

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The odds are that she'll find it. But there are even better odds that she'll find something else...

SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 9, “The After Hours” THE TWILIGHT ZONE | Season 1, Episode 34, “The After Hours”

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normal guy at work who wants to help you and be your friend

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A Slender Series Like No Other | Redredhat

Don’t look now, but there’s a new NM Live VOD edit standing at the edge of the woods…

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goomba

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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Sometimes... you gotta make peace with it

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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

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WAIT CHEETOES ARE WHEAT-FREE?? I'VE BEEN DENYING MYSELF TASTY CHEESE CRUNCHY FOR LIKE TWO YEARS WTF!!!

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our fucker who art in heaven. hallowed be thy

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do you think god approves of what you have done? of what you have brought upon the world?

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(at divorce hearing) furthermore my client feels it is "reductive" to describe his homunculus research lab as a "gooncave"