#K.E.W.K. x sally

[killemwithkawaii]

Alright, the kewk classic 'face hole' design it is~ 📊✅

"Ain't he a doll?" 💋💦💕

And now while I fuck with this anatomy sketch 5ever, we gotta decide on a background! I'm thinking Sal would prefer to do his love-sick swooning in the privacy of his bedroom, but where, exactly? 🤔

'The bed'-

Perks: seems more routine, sowft snuggly nest to daydream and swoon in, [darling] collage on the wall, '... okay, what have you been doing with that pillow...?'

Drawbacks: Limited space, have to take stability/sinking into account with props, perspective is Hard and I will make that headboard look good or die trying

'The floor'-

Perks: seems more impulsive, more yan/NEET clutter potential (more room to spread out), a glimpse under his bed (and at all the [darling] stuff he's got shoved under there)

Drawbacks: That carpet is UGLY, I will probably (definitely) bite off more than I can chew trying to fill all that space with props, it hurts my Everything just thinking about lying on the floor like that for too long

'Secret third thing'-

....???? idk you tell me lol

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A sketch commission for @missrosiesworld of her OC, Gabriela, and Sally hitting the dance floor (and sending sparks flying) during Lisa and Henrys wedding reception 🌻💛

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I got those boys right where I want them >:3c

My big bro Mitch got this pic on their birthday but it ended up super late on my queue! This is their self insert with Larry and sal from sally face 👀 @killemwithkawaii

[killemwithkawaii]

"29 AND I'M FEELIN FINE...~" 🎤🎶🥤

It's my birthday, and we're all going to a karaoke bar to celebrate!! It's your turn to pick, so what song are we singing next, [y/n]?

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Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) 💋💋💋💦✅

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I always forget that Sal is a canon math and hard science wiz... On one hand, that's very sexy of him, and on the other, I can't help but imagine crushing on him in college, then seeing him carrying a textbook for a high level calc class and being like 'oh no, he's Smart™ QwQ'

[killemwithkawaii]

This turned out beautifully and I absolutely love it!! The hands, the dessert, the neon sign, the hair, the reflection in the spoons- there are so many beautiful details! Thank you SO MUCH for this gorgeous (and adorable) piece QwQ 💘💘💘🍨

Here is the finished commission for @killemwithkawaii ! It was an absolute joy working with them and I recommend grabbing a commission from them while there are slots open. Speaking of slots, there are 4/5 left for my commissions, my prices and other info is posted on my blog already :)

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay y'all I have to go completely cringe confessional with you for a second bc I went to a M/use concert last night and I was slapped in the face with unexpected Sally feels:

I kind of forgot about the whole mask gimmick they had for the W/ill of the People album, so when the show started with THIS ⬆️ I was absolutely STRUCK with rockstar!Sally dokis 😳👉👈💓 @soft-spirit-ren sent in a marvelous request about it AGES ago and the WIP has been collecting dust for a while, but omg did that particular brand of thirst come flooding back 🙈💘💘💘 I kept swooning and going off into daydream land about being a rockstar!Sally fan/roadie/groupie whenever Matt had the mask on, and wherever he'd take it off I was like 'EY PUT THAT BACK ON IM FANTASIZING OVER HERE! >:|' lol it was a great show anyway, but all that definitely added to it U//w//U👉👈💘🎸

(Also, there was so much confetti that I got some in my eye and the guy next to me drank some in his beer lmao)

[killemwithkawaii]

I was SUPER worried about my S/I being too overpowered or too over-the-top cause she has a backstory with the cult and has some demonic powers due to it. But after seeing all the powerful OCs and S/Is people have lovingly crafted and the positive receptiom they've gotten, I think me and her are gonna feel right at home in this fandom 💙

Bro, take this is your greenlight to go absolutely balls-to-the-wall nuckin futs with your s/i. Srsly. Please, please, PLEASE make your s/i(s) as OP, gorgeous, extra, plot-central and cringe as you want. They're your chance to reinvent yourself into whoever you could possibly imagine and be anything you could possibly want to be in any situation you could possibly come up with. The only thing limiting you is your own imagination!! 🌈✨✨✨✨

Here's a rundown of my own SF s/is, in case you need some cringy encouragement (CW: general TW, contains spoilers for my goretober events/ 'Meet the Fishers' s/i fics):

S/is for the AUs within my overly-complicated and meta 'Meet the Fishers' selfship AU-

-Penpal!Mitch: An art student at the local community college who became Sals penpal while he was in prison. They fell madly in love and went on the run together (and it inevitably ended Badly 😬)

-Coworker!Mitch: Workaholic worry-wart line cook/ resident cinnamon roll at the Nockfell Diner, where Sal got his first job as a dishwasher. Classic wholesome boy-meets-boy slowburn 💘

-Dealer!Mitch: Asshole hedonist drug dealer who sells 'The Addison Special' to Nockfell residents. Got Sal hooked on the sex-and-drugs lifestyle (it was fun while it lasted 🤷‍♂️)

-Videogame!Mitch: Ultra kawaii dating sim AI in a convenient tamagotchi-clone package. Sal got so obsessed with their 'relationship' that he became a NEET and his fam had to give him an intervention.

-Neighbor!Mitch: Not-so-secretly creepy yandere girl-next-door with social anxiety and self-esteem issues. After stalking her to make sure she wasn't a cult member, Sal and her became a cute/gross yanxyan couple (until he had to try and off her on ritual night oop-)

-Perfect!Mitch: A 'perfect'/absolutely disastrous mix of all of the above, the meta s/i who gets kidnapped by a not-so-fictional-other (THE Sal Fisher) and is slowly driven to cannibalistic insanity after learning the truth about the multiverse (aka Sals story is true, our universe is just another possible reality in Sally Face, and this Mitch is just another 'Mitch' in a long line of Mitchs Sal has found while traveling around the multiverse)

Miscellaneous s/is-

-Werewolf!k.e.w.k.: [insert culty mishap here] turned k.e.w.k. into a werewolf and Sal into a wererabbit. Where could this PoSsIbLy Go????? 🤔🤔🤔 (underdeveloped but still fun, and may pop back in during Easter who knows uwu)

-Default s/i (aka K.E.W.K.): IRL me with a kawaii filter and no concrete backstory, suitable for shoving into any selfship scenarios I'm currently hyperfixated on 👌 (new Meet the Artist coming soon~)

So yeah get cringy and have fun Anon (and feel free to share with us if you'd like to!) 🤗💖

[killemwithkawaii]

[Cw: Mental illness]

A selfship imagine for a down day:

Sally and I had plans to go out. Despite it being One Of Those Days, I got ready, put on my best happy face, and went to his place to pick him up. I would hate to cancel so suddenly and let him down just to spend the evening alone, wallowing in my apartment... I could fake it for at least a few hours, for his sake.

When I got there, something felt off. His greeting sounded a lot like mine- happy, but a little hollow.

"...How are you doing today, Sal?"

A pause.

"I'm doing alright. Just, you know... a little tired today, but I'll be fine."

"Oh, good...!" I finally let out the breath I'd been holding.

He tilted his head, confused.

"Ah- I mean, not good that you're tired, I uh... well, I'm tired today too, so..."

"Oh. Do you wanna do this some other time, then...?"

"Yeah... well, no... I'd still like to hang out, if you want. Even if we're tired, we can at least be tired together...?"

"Yeah, I'd like that..."

"Me too. So... you wanna put on some reruns and we can take a depression nap together, maybe?"

"Ugh, yes, that sounds perfect... thank god, I can take off these jeans..."

"Only of you have some sweats for me, too! I ain't gonna be the only one in date-night clothes..."

"Heh, I'm sure I can find you some. Now, get in here. Those reruns aren't gonna half-watch themselves..."

💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

I would have waited years for this qwq thank you so much Mickie-chan, we look absolutely adorable!!! 💖💖💖💖😭👏

HHHHHH I’m not dead yet bitches

I’m so SO sorry this took so FUCKING long I-

Suck :)

[killemwithkawaii]

Sometimes I refer to Sal as "Sally Babe".

Cute 🥺💖💖💖 'Ey, Sally, baby~!'

My go-tos are 'Sally Cake' and 'Cutie Face' 🤭💕

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I'm currently working on a commission of Sal dressed as a scene kid and I gotta tell you it is really weird drawing the current Man of my Dreams lookin like the Man of my Dreams circa 2007 /pos 👀

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[CW: Addiction, drug use (alcohol)]

Okay I know Sal is afraid to drink in canon with good reason, and while I will always respect a person's decision to not drink, I just.... REALLY want to see him to get curious about drinking. After he brings it up, and i share my own family history- that my own father is an alcoholic, but i can drink in moderation just fine- he starts warming up to the idea of having a drink or two, just to see what all the fuss is about, and trusts me to be the person who he tries it with.

We'd get something to eat first, then I'd mix him something light and sweet- a rosé wine spritzer, a screwdriver (heavy on the oj), maybe sangria or strawberry daiquiris if we feel like getting fancy.... He'd take a sip and be surprised that it tastes so good ("Isn't alcohol supposed to be gross...?"), his ears would start to turn red, and his eyelids would droop once he'd downed half of the first glass. He'd be such a lightweight! One drink and he's buzzed, another and he's slurring his words, laughing and swaying on his feet until he grabs me for balance and I help him sit down...~ 🤭 I would bet anything that he'd be a very happy, easy-going and clingy drunk- super cuddly, so affectionate, full of positive vibes, constantly rambling about sweet things he thinks about but doesn't say when he's sober... He would fall asleep on my shoulder while playing with my hair, not too soon after getting comfy on the couch and drinking some water at my instance, thanking me again for doing this with him.... It would be So Cute 🥺🍻💕

[killemwithkawaii]

'Meet the Fishers' S/I Ask Roundup 🎤✨

[CW: Spoilers for 'Meet the Fishers' and 'The Staycation', NS/FW lime, unreality, mental illness, unsanitary, vomit, delusion, drug use, yandere, violence, weapons, death, suicide, corpses, cannibalism]

In this post... @meadow-hearthfire @danuflowlove @thegracelessfaceless

(Okay, not an s/i ask, but I wanted to answer it anyway!)

This was an absolutely fascinating question that I unfortunately did not have the time to dig into during the event, so I posed the question to our resident nurse and fellow Sally-Simp @thegracelessfaceless! Here's what she had to say about L.S.S. and her own Sals blood labs:

"...It would make sense to me for him to of course be anemic like mine, those boys stay so cold except in summer. But also we have to factor in the electrocution. In people who have been electrocuted it's important to check their complete blood count, which is a little low in my Sal, serum electrolyte levels (fine now but right after the chair they were super high), liver function tests (low due to capillaries being fried) and BUN (blood urea nitrogen) which would be super low since the electrolytes were super high....

The levels have probably evened out by now, but they're are small abnormalities in those tests that will follow him for the rest of his life. Now Larry? His blood tests are the weirdest thing I've ever seen"

So yes, Danu, I'd say there is a strong possibility of some weird results in L.S.S.! It's very interesting that there's some evidence of electrocution in Gracies Sals blood, even after hopping realities...

I wouldn't be surprised at all if that were also true for L.S.S., but since he was technically a non-person in this reality, we were never able to take him to a doctor, and it might be, uh.... difficult to get labs run on what's left of him now.... 😬😬😬

Side note: I'm picturing a doc seeing Larrys results and being like "... this has to be an error. Uh... he's probably fine no aliens here :)" sdlfkjdslkf

Yes! Once the cat was out of the bag about both of their yandere tendencies and they officially became a yanXyan couple, L.S.S. and Neighbor!Mitch exchanged and took A LOT of photos together 📸💘

While we're talking about Mitch(5) and her interesting taste in décor, I wanted to point out an easter egg readers might not have noticed:

In her intro selfie, you can see a portion of her plushie collection in the background, including a strawberry and a rabbit. When Sal moves in the death day selfie...

... it's revealed that there's a wolf that admittedly looks like a cat but i was in a time crunch sshhh about to nom on the rabbits arm (mmm, foreshadowing~) 🍴

Well, since the number of alternate universes Sal could come across is supposedly infinite, there must be one of those out there... somewhere.... (right?) 🤔

Yes, all the time! He's a huge stickler for safety and following protocol, and wouldn't hesitate to say something if someone is endangering themselves or others. Half the reason he's called 'Mitch the Bitch' is because he's always bitching and nagging about this and that, but it's always for a good reason! He just can't stand the thought of someone getting hurt because of a careless mistake (especially if he could have done something to prevent it.... or god forbid, he caused it)... 😰

You make a very good point, Meadow.

>Had Sal treated videogame!Mitch more like the virtual pet everyone else perceived them to be, rather than his serious romantic partner, and prioritized his 'real' relationships over them most of the time, it's likely he could have spent the rest of his natural life within that universe with them in his pocket, chirping away~ (Aww, that sounds cute..! 🥺🎶💖)

>In his defense, L.S.S. was starting to have serious issues with his perception of time at that point, was becoming increasingly bored with the monotony of immortality while at the same time trying to avoid the temptations he gave into in previous lifetimes (*cough*Mitch(3)*cough*), and was struggling with making connections to the real people in his lives. The longer he's 'alive', the less he can relate to regular, mortal people, you know? All that repetition made it difficult for him to see much of a difference between Mitch(4) and Family and Friends (~4000), until they confronted him and brought him to his senses.

>It also didn't help that videogame!Mitch really fed into Sals addictive tendencies, punched him in the guilt complex (He promised Mitch(3) he'd be 'more in control... wouldn't let them do whatever they wanted' and Mitch(4) is a literal toy he has complete control over oop-) and also demanded constant attention! (You gotta wonder why they ended up in the box he found them in in the first place...)

>[Spoiler: That s/i is supposed to embody my endless thirst for praise/attention/validation, my constant people pleasing, my repetitive stims, tendency to mirror personalities, and my need for routine/sameness.... its like the part of me that's a very clingy pastel parrot with separation anxiety that you want to shove in a box sometimes because its Annoying lmao]

While we're on the topic, I think it could be argued that all of L.S.S.s relationships he'd had with the Mitchs hes encountered are irresponsible on Sals part (the most excusable being Coworker!Mitch). Ultimately, they're all sidequests that have been a major disruption to his real mission: Find the 'original' Larry, do everything he can to stop the D.O.G. wherever he encounters them, and generally fight for the greater good however he can (a cause far more important that his own personal fulfilment or happiness). Consider:

>There was no 'Mitch' in his original timeline, so they shouldn't really be considered a priority on his main quest (no matter how important they've become to him over time).

>Mitch(1) got waaaay more than she bargained for by getting involved with Sally. She expected him to be executed, not show up at her window in the middle of the night to take her on the run! He could have easily cut off the relationship for her sake at any time, knowing it could never realistically work out, but he chose to pursue it in favor of the lofty short-term reward. This decision ultimately resulted in both of their deaths (hers being completely unnecessary), and further contributed to the cycle of guilt that he was already trapped in in (only this time, the angst had a sexy, romantic edge! Juicyyy~)

>The versions of Mitch that Sal found later on had absolutely nothing to do with what happened between him and Mitch(1), so there was no real reason to get them involved in his guilt trip/ attempt at redemption.

>I mean, sure, they all provided a temporary, comforting distraction from the torture of immortality, but in the end, those relationships did nothing to help his ultimate cause or ease his guilt. All they did was leave Sal a little more twisted than he was before....

>But, can you really blame him for wanting something more sometimes, despite the inevitable consequences? A guy gets lonely, universe hopping for literally forever.... 🥺👉👈💘

Before, during, and after, baby 😎👌💨💙💦

The answer: "All the babes and booze money can buy? Sounds like heaven on earth to me.! Buuut I think I'd rather get a free private show from Sally-cat over here...~"

The Actual answer: He'd go and have fun for an hour or two, then either get kicked out for inappropriate behavior/ not having money, or he'd get cranky because he's overstimulated, get mad about something small, and retreat to the safety of his trailer in a huff.

Side note: Something I didn't really get to cover as much as I'd like to during The Staycation is Dealer!Mitchs sensory issues. It's one of the reasons he numbs himself with substances, loves living in the middle of the woods (very little noise and light pollution), and prefers to go into town at night (less crowded). He's just absolutely riddled with ADHD and chooses bad ways to cope with it 🤷‍♂️

Gotta admit, I was flip-flopping on the details for his death the entire time (and didn't have enough time to write it out, anyway) so I ended up leaving it pretty vague on purpose 🤡

The rough idea was that:

>Larry came to Mitch(4)s trailer to check up on Sal because he hadn't heard from him for a while and got worried.

>Larry barged in and found Sal dead [either pretty fresh, so Mitch(3) is still crying hysterically while trying (poorly) to resuscitate him, or like a couple days post-mortem, so Mitch(3) is in a drunken stupor and the smell is starting to seep under the closed bedroom door... couldn't decide which would be more gross/scary/pathetic and fun to write tbh🤔].

>Larry didn't want anybody to know that Sal died that way. He believed it would be better if they thought he'd just gone missing, like so many others in Nockfell had.

>Larry and Mitch(3) cut up Sals body in the bathtub and kept the pieces in Mitch(3)s fridge to be disposed of in sections (the whole body would be hard to transport and look super sus), probably by Larry putting them down the '''trash chute''' in Mrs. Packertons apartment. [or something?? I just know that Mitch(3) would be too freaked out/intoxicated to come up with a plan besides 'ignore it', and Larry makes grand schemes without thinking the details through, so it seems like something he'd suggest.] That way, Sals body would never be found and his reputation would remain intact.

>Larry bailed half-way through disposal because he couldn't stomach it, leaving Mitch(3) with a fridge full of rotting man meat and nobody to turn to because he's an asshole who pushed everyone who cares about him away.

>Ultimately, I had two main options for Mitch(3)s death, but couldn't quite decide:

Him being him, his solution is to avoid the problem until it goes away and take whatever substance is necessary to achieve that, so he does that until he ODs and dies in his trailer ['rots in a box' with Sal].

Because Mitch(3) he hadn't been pushing any 'Addison Special' lately, members of the cult come to check on him. They find him mid-suicidal binge, he asks them for help with getting rid of Sals body, keeps saying hes sorry and didn't mean to hurt anyone, he wants to get out of the game, yada yada... the cult decides hes no longer useful to them. They either... >go through the song and dance of charging him with murder and throwing him in jail for the rest of his life [again, he 'rots in a box,' but is all alone] >or, they just kill him, and his body either ends up in the same pile of remains as (half of) Sals did [in the temple, right under the apartments, which is where Sal would later find Mitch(4) in the lost-and-found box] OR they would just kill him and leave him to rot with the rest of Sals body in his trailer and kind of forget about it bc the D.O.G. runs the government and they can do that 🤷‍♂️

Whatever route tickles your fancy, Mitch(3) died alone, miserable, and completely out of control because of his own actions. (No wonder the next Mitch in line was so needy, attention hungry, and desperate to be told what to do... 🥺)

------------------------------- That's it for this roundup! Thanks for asking all these questions about my s/is, they were a lot of fun to answer (and if anyone has any more, I'd love to do another of these some time)! :D 💖💖💖

[killemwithkawaii]

Serious contenders for my polyship tag with the boys:

-Throuple Trouble 😈 (might be too close to 'double trouble' and would get confusing?? 🤔)

-Given the recent canon tidbit, some type of pun to do with a 3-teir step stool (bc we support each other/lift each other up, 2/3 of us are such Short Kings that our Token Tall had to make us a custom step stool so we'd stop forming human towers to reach things and im also climbing all over a couple of ''''step' siblings''' OH-HOHOHO *bu-dum-tsss*) ... still working on it 🪜

- Celery Sandwich 🥪 (sounds disgusting, but it works so well... might end up the winner tbh 😔🥇)