#K.E.W.K. x sally

[killemwithkawaii]

Alright, the kewk classic 'face hole' design it is~ 📊✅

"Ain't he a doll?" 💋💦💕

And now while I fuck with this anatomy sketch 5ever, we gotta decide on a background! I'm thinking Sal would prefer to do his love-sick swooning in the privacy of his bedroom, but where, exactly? 🤔

'The bed'-

Perks: seems more routine, sowft snuggly nest to daydream and swoon in, [darling] collage on the wall, '... okay, what have you been doing with that pillow...?'

Drawbacks: Limited space, have to take stability/sinking into account with props, perspective is Hard and I will make that headboard look good or die trying

'The floor'-

Perks: seems more impulsive, more yan/NEET clutter potential (more room to spread out), a glimpse under his bed (and at all the [darling] stuff he's got shoved under there)

Drawbacks: That carpet is UGLY, I will probably (definitely) bite off more than I can chew trying to fill all that space with props, it hurts my Everything just thinking about lying on the floor like that for too long

'Secret third thing'-

....???? idk you tell me lol

[kewkcommissions]

A sketch commission for @missrosiesworld of her OC, Gabriela, and Sally hitting the dance floor (and sending sparks flying) during Lisa and Henrys wedding reception 🌻💛

[killemwithkawaii]

I got those boys right where I want them >:3c

My big bro Mitch got this pic on their birthday but it ended up super late on my queue! This is their self insert with Larry and sal from sally face 👀 @killemwithkawaii

[killemwithkawaii]

"29 AND I'M FEELIN FINE...~" 🎤🎶🥤

It's my birthday, and we're all going to a karaoke bar to celebrate!! It's your turn to pick, so what song are we singing next, [y/n]?

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson should make out sloppy style (and also have me in the middle sometimes) 💋💋💋💦✅

[killemwithkawaii]

I always forget that Sal is a canon math and hard science wiz... On one hand, that's very sexy of him, and on the other, I can't help but imagine crushing on him in college, then seeing him carrying a textbook for a high level calc class and being like 'oh no, he's Smart™ QwQ'

[killemwithkawaii]

This turned out beautifully and I absolutely love it!! The hands, the dessert, the neon sign, the hair, the reflection in the spoons- there are so many beautiful details! Thank you SO MUCH for this gorgeous (and adorable) piece QwQ 💘💘💘🍨

Here is the finished commission for @killemwithkawaii ! It was an absolute joy working with them and I recommend grabbing a commission from them while there are slots open. Speaking of slots, there are 4/5 left for my commissions, my prices and other info is posted on my blog already :)

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay y'all I have to go completely cringe confessional with you for a second bc I went to a M/use concert last night and I was slapped in the face with unexpected Sally feels:

I kind of forgot about the whole mask gimmick they had for the W/ill of the People album, so when the show started with THIS ⬆️ I was absolutely STRUCK with rockstar!Sally dokis 😳👉👈💓 @soft-spirit-ren sent in a marvelous request about it AGES ago and the WIP has been collecting dust for a while, but omg did that particular brand of thirst come flooding back 🙈💘💘💘 I kept swooning and going off into daydream land about being a rockstar!Sally fan/roadie/groupie whenever Matt had the mask on, and wherever he'd take it off I was like 'EY PUT THAT BACK ON IM FANTASIZING OVER HERE! >:|' lol it was a great show anyway, but all that definitely added to it U//w//U👉👈💘🎸

(Also, there was so much confetti that I got some in my eye and the guy next to me drank some in his beer lmao)

[killemwithkawaii]

I was SUPER worried about my S/I being too overpowered or too over-the-top cause she has a backstory with the cult and has some demonic powers due to it. But after seeing all the powerful OCs and S/Is people have lovingly crafted and the positive receptiom they've gotten, I think me and her are gonna feel right at home in this fandom 💙

Bro, take this is your greenlight to go absolutely balls-to-the-wall nuckin futs with your s/i. Srsly. Please, please, PLEASE make your s/i(s) as OP, gorgeous, extra, plot-central and cringe as you want. They're your chance to reinvent yourself into whoever you could possibly imagine and be anything you could possibly want to be in any situation you could possibly come up with. The only thing limiting you is your own imagination!! 🌈✨✨✨✨

Here's a rundown of my own SF s/is, in case you need some cringy encouragement (CW: general TW, contains spoilers for my goretober events/ 'Meet the Fishers' s/i fics):

S/is for the AUs within my overly-complicated and meta 'Meet the Fishers' selfship AU-

-Penpal!Mitch: An art student at the local community college who became Sals penpal while he was in prison. They fell madly in love and went on the run together (and it inevitably ended Badly 😬)

-Coworker!Mitch: Workaholic worry-wart line cook/ resident cinnamon roll at the Nockfell Diner, where Sal got his first job as a dishwasher. Classic wholesome boy-meets-boy slowburn 💘

-Dealer!Mitch: Asshole hedonist drug dealer who sells 'The Addison Special' to Nockfell residents. Got Sal hooked on the sex-and-drugs lifestyle (it was fun while it lasted 🤷‍♂️)

-Videogame!Mitch: Ultra kawaii dating sim AI in a convenient tamagotchi-clone package. Sal got so obsessed with their 'relationship' that he became a NEET and his fam had to give him an intervention.

-Neighbor!Mitch: Not-so-secretly creepy yandere girl-next-door with social anxiety and self-esteem issues. After stalking her to make sure she wasn't a cult member, Sal and her became a cute/gross yanxyan couple (until he had to try and off her on ritual night oop-)

-Perfect!Mitch: A 'perfect'/absolutely disastrous mix of all of the above, the meta s/i who gets kidnapped by a not-so-fictional-other (THE Sal Fisher) and is slowly driven to cannibalistic insanity after learning the truth about the multiverse (aka Sals story is true, our universe is just another possible reality in Sally Face, and this Mitch is just another 'Mitch' in a long line of Mitchs Sal has found while traveling around the multiverse)

Miscellaneous s/is-

-Werewolf!k.e.w.k.: [insert culty mishap here] turned k.e.w.k. into a werewolf and Sal into a wererabbit. Where could this PoSsIbLy Go????? 🤔🤔🤔 (underdeveloped but still fun, and may pop back in during Easter who knows uwu)

-Default s/i (aka K.E.W.K.): IRL me with a kawaii filter and no concrete backstory, suitable for shoving into any selfship scenarios I'm currently hyperfixated on 👌 (new Meet the Artist coming soon~)

So yeah get cringy and have fun Anon (and feel free to share with us if you'd like to!) 🤗💖

[killemwithkawaii]

[Cw: Mental illness]

A selfship imagine for a down day:

Sally and I had plans to go out. Despite it being One Of Those Days, I got ready, put on my best happy face, and went to his place to pick him up. I would hate to cancel so suddenly and let him down just to spend the evening alone, wallowing in my apartment... I could fake it for at least a few hours, for his sake.

When I got there, something felt off. His greeting sounded a lot like mine- happy, but a little hollow.

"...How are you doing today, Sal?"

A pause.

"I'm doing alright. Just, you know... a little tired today, but I'll be fine."

"Oh, good...!" I finally let out the breath I'd been holding.

He tilted his head, confused.

"Ah- I mean, not good that you're tired, I uh... well, I'm tired today too, so..."

"Oh. Do you wanna do this some other time, then...?"

"Yeah... well, no... I'd still like to hang out, if you want. Even if we're tired, we can at least be tired together...?"

"Yeah, I'd like that..."

"Me too. So... you wanna put on some reruns and we can take a depression nap together, maybe?"

"Ugh, yes, that sounds perfect... thank god, I can take off these jeans..."

"Only of you have some sweats for me, too! I ain't gonna be the only one in date-night clothes..."

"Heh, I'm sure I can find you some. Now, get in here. Those reruns aren't gonna half-watch themselves..."

💙💙💙

[killemwithkawaii]

I would have waited years for this qwq thank you so much Mickie-chan, we look absolutely adorable!!! 💖💖💖💖😭👏

HHHHHH I’m not dead yet bitches

I’m so SO sorry this took so FUCKING long I-

Suck :)

[killemwithkawaii]

Sometimes I refer to Sal as "Sally Babe".

Cute 🥺💖💖💖 'Ey, Sally, baby~!'

My go-tos are 'Sally Cake' and 'Cutie Face' 🤭💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Today seems like a good day to be the filling in a Sal and Larry sandwich 🥪💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Looking at ref pics of Sal like "Look at this awkward fuckin tweety bird leg havin' no ass depression-riddled bad bangs motherfucker GOD I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH 🥺💘💘💘"

[killemwithkawaii]

Sometimes [IRL partner] uses my Sally blanket when he takes a nap and it always makes me imagine the two of them falling asleep on the couch together and ending up all snuggly without realizing it 🥺💖💖💖

[killemwithkawaii]

I'm currently working on a commission of Sal dressed as a scene kid and I gotta tell you it is really weird drawing the current Man of my Dreams lookin like the Man of my Dreams circa 2007 /pos 👀