#Just some silly stuff

[strayheartless]

Okay okay, but the Kunsel knows everything idea, except that’s how they prevent Crisis Core because Kunsel is actually clairvoyant and knows EVERYTHING.

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Sephiroth: my… father is a less than savoury man.

Kunsel: hey that’s no way to talk about the man who took a bullet for your mom! Vincent was doing his best!

Sephiroth: … I’m sorry what?

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Genesis: next time I face sephiroth, it will be alone.

Kunsel: well just do me a favour and don’t get stabbed, slashed or otherwise injured by commander Hewleys broken claymore -no that’s not a euphamism. Cause then you’ll leave the company, kill your parents, be responsible for Angeal’s death and send Sephiroth mad because your friendship was the only thing between him and burning down a sad twinks village and murdering the world.

Genesis: what even are you?!

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Zack: oh man, I met this little trooper in Modeoheim, he said he wants to be a soldier. He’s a little skinny but I think he can do it!

Kunsel: you just met the greatest man ever to protect the earth, treat him as such.

Zack: ?!?

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Angeal: honour and dreams are all I have, without them, I am not a man.

Kunsel: *incorrect buzzer noise* Absolutely not. *sprays Angeal with water* Get ahold of yourself sir, your friends are your power. Your swords nice - NO ITS NOT A EUPHEMISM - sure but your honour will be your downfall and the death of Zack if you keep that up. Here *thrusts a cup of hot chocolate at Angeal* drink this *gives him a granola bar* eat this, and come back to me when your rested.

Angeal: has anybody ever told you your a little strange Second Class Zelda?

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Cloud: I think I should just give up on the whole “being a Soldier” thing. My contracts almost up… maybe I’ll move to kalm or something, become a florist.

Kunsel: *takes Clouds face in his hands, looks him dead in the eye, squishing his cheeks* or you could stay, become the last line of defence between the world and general Sephiroth, and protect innocent people from JENOVA and Hojo if my job fails. Throw me a bone here Strife, keeping these idiots in line is giving me greys. You might get a little mako poisoning and be in a coma for a… while… but it will be fine!

Cloud: … you know, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you had the gift of foresight. Like that lady in my village who told me I going to save the planet one day…

Kunsel: Preposterous.

[lilbluebastard]

I’m sorry but here’s my headcannons for Leland because I’m bored 😭

- Leland is definitely a coffee and donuts man, he loves chocolates donuts with vanilla cream filling , he likes his coffee black because he’s a monster , no creamer no sugar 😔

- snores louder then the amber alerts

- he’s into woman of all sizes (he’s a raging bisexual but he’s mostly into woman in my opinion but he will fuck a man, he ain’t afraid 💙)

-he’s got a beer belly, that man may be strong but I can’t see him with a six pack that’s literally nightmare fuel for me 😭

- he stinks…….like burnt meat, burnt hair , alcohol 😭

-smokes a lot but takes his time with cigarettes, savers the taste and sometimes chokes on the smoke lol

- drinks beer, but only American brands

-has a hard time reading and can’t spell certain words

- cries sometimes but if he gets caught he’ll beat your ass

- will call gay men the f-slur knowing full well his ass is bisexual (but he don’t care, he’s Leland Coyle, the most racist and homophobic man you’ll ever meet)

- has limits which are children, he may be a horrible man but his limits are children, he will never ever in his entire life hurt a child ( from his experiences from his poor childhood he’d rather protect children then hurt them💙)

I like to think he’s still a good guy, he just needs to soften up a bit 💙

But yeah that’s about it for now lol, maybe I’ll do other characters

If you disagree tell me and if you wanna here more also tell me

[boringbluebitch]

SlenderDad Headcanons

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“Slenderman wouldn’t be a father figure to the pastas, he’s manipulative and that’s unrealistic/not canon-“ Anyway here’s some of my random headcanons of Slender being a father to the creeps cus it’s fun :3

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- He’s the type of parental figure who tries too act like he’s “cool” and “nonchalant” and thinks he’s doing a good job at it but he actually isn’t and is TERRIBLE at it because he cares too much.

- Absolutely a girls dad 100% idc what anyone says. Jeff got stabbed? eh, he’ll be fine its not the first time EJ will fix him up. But Sally got a paper cut? You better get out the way cus he’s rushing to make sure she’s ok and he WILL trample over anyone in his way.

- Sally is in fact his number one favorite and no one can convince me otherwise. He lets her get away with pretty much whatever and treats her like a princess. (as everyone should)

- Going alongside with the point above this, Lulu is his second fav. (no I’m not projecting just because she’s my fav why would you think that..)

- He knows some basic sewing and mending skills so he “secretly” patches and fixes the creeps clothes for them. (they’re running through the woods, killing people, and doing crazy shit like 24/7 so ofc they constantly mess up their clothes) I just imagine Toby coming back after a long mission to find all his socks that once had holes in them no longer do. Or Nina complaining to Clockwork that she ripped her favorite skirt and being so sad about it, but when she comes back from a small spree the next day it’s sitting on her bed as good as new.

- He likes to give the creeps small “gifts” every once in a while. He’s never up front about it though he’ll just leave it in their room mysteriously (unless it’s one of the girlies) which sometimes comes off a bit ominous and creepy but it’s just him trying to make a sweet gesture and they recognize that.

- Idc what anyone says he cooks for them sometimes. He had no idea how to cook before, but the more and more creeps that started to pile up he became interested to learn. He’s not a master chef or anything, but he can make some basic stuff and it’s actually not too bad. They don’t have family dinners though imo, I don’t think they would ever sit together around a big table or anything, he just makes the food and says “eat when you want cus it’s here” and then leaves them too it.

- He’s such a proud LGBTQ+ supporter/ally guys don’t even play with me on this one. And the following is a situation I imagine happened (idc how unrealistic it is, it’s silly in my head therefore it’s true to me):

Slenderman: Hello Jane. I want to discuss a very important matter with you if you have the time.

Jane: …yes?

Slenderman: Well, I over heard the other day that you fancy women and I just wanted too let you know that I support you and I am a fellow LBTGQ+ ally.

Jane: …uh…thank you?

Slenderman: You are very welcome.

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A lil bonus doodle cus why not ^_^

[sebadztian]

Sebaciel! Sebaciel! Sebaciel! Sebaciel!

[redriotingfornoreason]

If Smoker One Piece had a Wife (Pt. 3, Probably the last one)

Oh my god, I have returned for one final post about this (yippee!). A lot more people looked at the last part that last part than I thought, so here is the rest of what my friend and I came up with on that sleep deprived morning in May.

Her parents hate him and his job (whether or not that is fully because of his job has not been determined)

First time meeting him was at the wedding

Literally found out their daughter had been seeing someone through the wedding invite

Already didn’t like him since he was in fact late for his own wedding (like a full twenty minutes because you cannot convince me he knows how to wear a shirt without trying to slut it out just a little)

Mother shares the personality of her daughter and fucking hates his guts for that and also his overall demeanor

Does not think he can support her being in the marines because he is not there

Probably thinks he’ll be unfaithful at some point

Smoker refutes this by saying he is simply too afraid of loves his wife too much to do so.

Her father at first hated him because of the whole being late to your own wedding thing, but once he saw him was too intimidated by this behemoth of a man to say anything.

Probably lived in a beachy area for a bit but both hated tourists with a passion, so they moved further inland.

Drags him around to do things (he does not care nor does he have much of a choice

Usually shopping

Did drag him out to a picnic once, failed horribly

Her parents hate him and his job (whether or not that is fully because of his job has not been determined)

First time meeting him was at the wedding

Literally found out their daughter had been seeing someone through the wedding invite

Already didn’t like him since he was in fact late for his own wedding (like a full twenty minutes because you cannot convince me he knows how to wear a shirt without trying to slut it out just a little)

Mother shares the personality of her daughter and fucking hates his guts for that and also his overall demeanor

Does not think he can support her being in the marines because he is not there

Probably thinks he’ll be unfaithful at some point

Smoker refutes this by saying he is simply too afraid of loves his wife too much to do so.

Her father at first hated him because of the whole being late to your own wedding thing, but once he saw him was too intimidated by this behemoth of a man to say anything.

Probably lived in a beachy area for a bit but both hated tourists with a passion, so they moved further inland.

Drags him around to do things (he does not care nor does he have much of a choice

Usually shopping

Did drag him out to a picnic once, failed horribly

They don’t have a kid yet, but might want one in the future.

She definitely jokes about him getting her pregnant

Did try to scare him and her parents on April Fools with a fake pregnancy test, claims Smoker is pregnant with her child

In laws are always asking about when they’re going to have a baby, much to their dismay

Many comments made towards her of “you’re not getting any younger”

As true as that is she refuses to raise a child when Smoker is constantly off on dangerous missions

On that note, Smoker wouldn’t want to have to leave her while she was pregnant or any time after that until the kid was at least a few months old.

They do, however, adopt some stray cats.

Smoker tries to give them regular names but not to worry, his wife comes in clutch.

Introducing Dishwater and Strawhat

Dishwater: this cat fell into the sink while she was washing dishes after somehow finding her way inside

Strawhat: Smoker wouldn’t stop talking about it at the time, so she thought it would be funny.

He tries to keep her as far away from the marines as possible for two reasons

1. It’s extremely dangerous for her to be around any of that. He thinks she’s safer at home without anyone knowing she exists than her being made a target by staying at headquarters.

2. He does NOT need that kind of torment

She’d be telling everyone everything about their relationship. It would ruin his reputation. (Bless his wife’s soul, she is a yapper at heart)

Smoker definitely forgets (or ignores) his birthday

His wife isn’t having that. She always buys him something and makes him a small cake.

He may act annoyed, but he really does appreciate her kindness towards him (it’s part of why he loves her so much)

This cannot be extended to his wife’s birthday though

He will NEVER forget his wife’s birthday.

And that's it! That's pretty much every single thing that we wrote up that morning about the idea of Smoker having a wife. I'm not really sure if anyone has any requests or anything, but if you do, my dms (and I think ask box) is open. I'm still figuring out how to use Tumblr as more than just a viewer, but if you guys want more of this kind of content just let me know.

[imjustsillu]

Alright- I think this is a good one

I wanted to train to draw backgrounds, but then I thought that this is actually boring, so I decided draw whisktrap there, hehe @kubarijo

This is the only animatronic that I can actually draw normally-

[foultreenightmare]

I've had this idea for the dead boy detectives, and I wasn't going to say anything but I'm trying to feel better so I might as well say it now but I was thinking of a Corps Bride au for them.

I think Charles is Victor and Edwin being Emily. It makes sense, and I think maybe in the end, Charles does somehow die in the end and stays with Edwin.

Maybe Charles and Crystal were in an arranged marriage that they wanted to make a work but couldn't. Also, the line "no, you're married to me, she's the other women" fits them both in so many ways.

I think the land of the dead would also be fun. The worm and spider would probably be Monty and the Cat King. The song where the skeleton sings about how beautiful Emily is is so Edwin and Cat King. Maybe they're exes on good terms, and Monty also being that and they stayed friends. It would just be cute.

I would love if any arist or writers could make this since I'm not good at wither. It's just a fun thought I had.

Also, the end where Charles tries to kill the guy Edwin was originally going to marry is so cute.

[jellyshark-jester]

Honkai impact 3rd: Mobius closet cosplay; Elybius hehe<33

Yeah I know she doesn’t have horns but I was trying to make up for the fact I don’t have her crown, plus this is a closet cosplay jsjusjos I love this skirt sm, I wear it all the time dnjdonojdn and it’s comfy~ and I know the wig isn’t the correct colour but I think it still comes across as mobius

Imagine feeling so ugly you decided to just cosplay, yeah when I woke up with my ugly ass hair cut i decided to push out and style my wigs but I got distracted and cosplayed cuz I had the wig on and still feel ugly so I put makeup on and then I dressed up, it was an accident… but at least I got cute low quality pictures~

[pidgeeepombo]

OMG A REAL NEW ART FROM LITERALLY 5 MINUTES AGO AND NOT ONE THAT I MAKE IN 2020??? LETS GOOOO

[daniellasalamao]

Sketches before bed

[northwind808]

Hazbin hotel characters as incorrect quotes between me and my friends because it’s been a month since I contracted a cold and I’m still coughing and I have nothing better to do-

Vox: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Alastor: I know where I live, too.

Niffty: I’m eating raw gingerbread dough- hope I get salmon vanilla or whatever its called

Angel, to Chaggie: STAHP FLIRTING YA GAY FUCKS

Charlie: So I know we agreed that I’m a horrible cook but the oven has ONE use, so what if I toasted it on ‘broil’?

Husk: The fuck is orange-grey? Do you mean brown?

Sir Pentious: If I hit someone, I would call a hospital on wheels.

Emily: …you mean an ambulance?

Lucifer: There are spiders coming out of the faucet.

Niffty: Ooh, yum!

Charlie, after pulling several all-nighters: On a scale of 3 to 12 how sleep-deprived do I look?

Angel: Oh my god it’s queer-

Charlie, still sleep-deprived: I read that as “add to cart.”

Alastor: Darling, I asked if you wanted a souvenir, not how to commit domestic terrorism!

[ilikecarsandlike4people]

"Boop!"

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Asked ChatGPT what the Ganondorfs would think if their wife painted her nails the color of Their Eyes

Each Ganondorf from the various "The Legend of Zelda" iterations has a distinct personality, which would influence his reaction to his wife painting her nails the color of his eyes. Here’s how each might respond:

Ganondorf from "The Wind Waker"

Reflective and Melancholic:

This version of Ganondorf shows a more contemplative and reflective side. He might be surprised and touched by the gesture, interpreting it as a sign of deep affection and loyalty. He might express his appreciation subtly, perhaps with a rare, genuine smile or a quiet acknowledgment.

Reaction: "You honor me with such a gesture. It pleases me to see my colors reflected on you."

Ganondorf from "Ocarina of Time"

Proud and Domineering:

Ganondorf from "Ocarina of Time" is proud and power-hungry. He would likely take great pride in this gesture, viewing it as a symbol of his wife's devotion and his own influence over her. He might be more openly pleased, possibly even boasting about it to others.

Reaction: "You wear my colors well. It suits you, as it should. You have done well to honor me in this way."

Ganondorf from "Twilight Princess"

Ruthless and Calculating:

This Ganondorf is ruthless and focused on his goals. He might see this gesture as a strategic move, recognizing the loyalty and affection it signifies. He would appreciate it, but his response would be more reserved and calculating, perhaps seeing it as an opportunity to further solidify his control.

Reaction: "A wise choice. It shows where your loyalties lie. You have made a good decision."

Ganondorf from "Hyrule Warriors"

Aggressive and Assertive:

The "Hyrule Warriors" Ganondorf is aggressive and assertive, always aiming for dominance. He would likely be very pleased with this display of loyalty and might respond with a mix of pride and possessiveness. He would view it as a clear sign of his wife's allegiance to him.

Reaction: "You understand your place well, and it pleases me greatly. Keep showing your loyalty in such ways."

Summary

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Touched and subtly appreciative.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Proud and openly pleased.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Reservedly appreciative, seeing it as a sign of loyalty.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Proud and possessive, clearly pleased.

Each Ganondorf would appreciate the gesture, but their reactions would reflect their unique personalities and motivations.

[iona-xiv]

I don’t relate to you.

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[rockman-x]

wdum by translation efforts? im curious :3c

oh, nothing much really! i'm translating the titles of as many touhou games and songs to portuguese as i can :)

[imjustsillu]

Found a lil princess! ☆

I've just felt like drawing it, and I'm actually like this! I hope that everything will be fine with the quality

I've been thinking about princess quest and then like '.. Damn, need to draw this, now'