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quesadilla-day · 6 months ago

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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

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scrawlingskribbles · 1 month ago

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not me blearily waking up at 5:30am almost in tears bc I had a dream that Ian had apparently been making more little OK KO shorts on the side and the utter joy I was feeling as dream!me was scrambling to find & watch them only to wake up before I could........ :((((

#there were 5 of them out already apparently #the most recent one had a Ray focus to it so big shocker that that's the one that caught my attention #and dream!me was like ''oh so THAT'S why ppl have been spam-liking all my Ray posts recently!! makes sense 👌''#I actually got to se like a little ending clip for that one where like. he was wearing this stupid cloak & outfit—#—kinda looked a little Shadowy Figure-esque actually??—but apparently he was like. secretly doing hero work on the side or smth??#and then at the end he had this convo with Darrell back at the factory where he monologued about how dabbling in hero work--#--made the villainy they do feel all the sweeter or smth like that & he was all dreamy-eyed pensive staring up at the sky #and Darrell was??? drinking imaginary tea/coffee from an imaginary cup which you could tell bc he had his pinkie up #and then when Ray finished his monologue Darrell just gave him this most unimpressed smirk & dumped out his imaginary cup over the balcony #like pour-one-out style??? and then that was the end of the short 😂😂#and so dream!me was pissing her pants bc HERO RAYMOND REAL AFTER ALL??¿????#and there were some other like screenshots/gifs I stumbled across on my way to find the actual shorts themselves #(Ian apparently had a whole lil youtube channel he was posting them to lol which I only found right before I woke up)#but the only one I can remember now was Elodie doing a Big YellTM towards KO about something 😂😂#broooo there are genuine tears being wiped from my eyes rn wtf is thissssss 🤣🤣 I have work soon I need my SLEEP #but I had to document this bc it was just. so Visceral & now I am so so so soooo bummed that it wasn't actually real TwT #I think my brain & heart have gotten too inspired by how some of my other Big Fave interests have been getting sequels/remasters lately #so now my soul is Once Again I Am Yearning For Justice For OK KO.meme TTwTT #anyways. god it's taken me an entire half hour to blearily tap this out on my phone. time to squeeze another half hour of snooze before work #OK KO #shut up Wisp

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dirty-bear-rick-sanchez · 2 years ago

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I know we all love to imagine Rick being a huge lovestruck simp for BP in the Flesh Curtains era but alternatively: completely clueless Rick who is still a huge lovestruck simp but doesn’t even realise what he’s feeling is a crush

Like he’s an emotionally constipated pansexual man raised in an extremely homophobic era falling in love for (probably) the first time since his wife was murdered, I bet he was repressing the hell out of those feelings for a long time

#rick and morty #rnm #rick sanchez #birdperson #birdrick #young rick #flesh curtains rick #the flesh curtains #flesh curtains #this could be played for both humour and angst #’what no i just think it’s cool how he has huge wings and muscles’#‘he’s just a cool guy that’s all’#‘it’s totally normal for bros to admire their bros’ bodies in a completely platonic way’#or also rick suddenly realising years down the line he’s got it bad for bp but it’s too late to do anything about it #or also (even though i don’t think his denial went on for this long but) morty confronting rick and mentioning his ‘crush’ on birdperson #and rick immediately gets defensive and is like ‘wtf i don’t have a crush shut the fuck up’#and storms off in a sulk #and then a few hours and several drinks later is like ‘oh fuck i do have a crush’#it would be the perfect blend of funny and sad to have rick never realise that’s what the feeling was until it’s pointed out #especially if he never really understood why he took the blood ridge thing so hard and then he does #i have a lot of birdrick thoughts and almost all of them need angst #that’s like the cornerstone of the ship

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wickedhawtwexler · 4 months ago

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one of these days i’m gonna go to karaoke and, in an act of drunken bravery, i’m gonna attempt to sing wuthering heights by kate bush

#not tonight bc i’m not drinking since my body is currently repelling alcohol apparently 🥲#(i’m still so mad i got sick on TWO drinks last night wtf)#anyway i sang wuthering heights while getting ready this evening and i’m getting better at it lol #it’s just soooo high #i could sing it down an octave but i’m not a quitter #m.txt

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ambiguousdisorderken · 2 years ago

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something tumblr loves to do is recreating the big bad straw man vegan because it's easier than reevaluating your beliefs and god forbid changing your habits, again and again and again and ag

#oh yes this is about the vegan to ecofasc post #so we are ecofascists because we do not support animal abuse???#get this. veganism is For the animals. first and foremost.#they are not objects. we do not own them. they do not exist to benefit us humans. we are not entitled to their bodies.#yes! i too used to say oh i could never go vegan. but it's not about me. it's about them. i dont want baby chickens to be ground to death #i dont want cows to be raped again and again just so i can drink milk from their udders wtf #i dont want whales and dolphins to be sentenced to a lifetime inside a tank with no contact with their kin #i dont want another ryder lying on the streets of new york because he was exploited so tourists could prance around #i dont want beagles or rats or monkeys suffering inside laboratories getting experiments done on them #animals do not exist so we can abuse them #i loved fried chicken too much and my favorite food was sushi and i didnt see animals as beings #and all i see now is the mass suffering that we cause and im ashamed and i wish people on this goddamn website understood #because when i was at the supermarket someone made a joke pointing to the dead bodies of baby turkeys frozen and wrapped up in plastic #and they thought it was funny and i would've thought so too before. and now it's just . a fridge with corpses. and we had no right.#and it's victims you're making fun of. it's not vegans.#now go post in support of all other social movements. as long as they're human-centered of course #vegan #boohoo to anyone and everyone getting mad at this or saying i missed the point . i did not .#the only time carnists reblog vegan posts is when said post puts veganism in a bad light. pleather or quinoa or almond milk or ???#oh but dont you dare compare humans to animals!! why the fuck not . antivegs will be the first ones to say animals eat other animals.#im so tired so fucking tired and it's this tumblr toxic troll behavior whenever veganism is mentioned

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millionsknives · 10 months ago

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*starts listening to the thg playlist*

augh -1 health

oof -1 health

ugh! -1 health

mmf -1 health

ugh! -1 health

augh -1 health

etc

GOOD that’s the effect i wanted >:)

#i wish so badly that i could annotate it. when will my husband (8tracks annotations) come back from the war #i made a rule that i was not allowed to take any songs from the soundtracks #until it was all finished and then i can pepper the best ones in sparingly #(abraham’s daughter & gale song & everybody wants to rule the world r going on there for sure)#i wanted to make myself get really creative without the crutch of the soundtracks although they r bangers #like we HAVE to start with the woods by daughter because it’s about sisters.#and if you forget that the hunger games is a story about a girl who loves her sister you have lost the plot #o children by nick cave is about children killing and being cleaned up and shipped off on a train. like ok #eat your young is self explanatory #so is kill our way to heaven (really digs into the mentality of a tribute imo)#glory and gore is on there because i genuinely thought lorde made that song for the movie #die first? well that’s katpee to a T (people who call them everlark u are boring and people who call them peeniss that’s too much for me)#(i think katpee is the funniest ship name ever so i’m using it)#who are you really is like who are you. really. but also i have nothing left to lose / see me bare my teeth for you !!!!!!!!#GOSSIP BY MÅNESKIN. FINNICK SONG. SIP THE GOSSIP DRINK TILL YOU CHOKE.#17 by ladytron :| also a finnick song perhaps :| but works for the other victors also :| they only want you when you’re 17 :|#AND THEN FEED THE MACHINE IS SO MUCH FUN RAAAAAAAAA WTF IS A LABOR UNION HEY (HEY) YOU (YOU) FEED THE MACHINE #if you only listen to one song on the playlist is should be that one because its just such a banger #wires by the neighborhood is like help me kill the president we’re gonna send him straight to hell (and it rules)#and then feel something by jaymes young is about a young person who is emotionally damaged beyond repair 🙃 had to end it on that one

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perigelion · 11 months ago

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😭😭 feeling so fucking awful for the second day in a row now WHEN will this end...

#ive been nauseous and my head is spinning and i cant keep any food in my stomach #drank a cup of tea today and havent thrown up yet so thats... something #and i am in this reality for now... woke up being like who & when & where am i for a solid hour #trying to beat all the really bad thoughts away from my head but urgh #im also like... cold #even tho im wearing a sweater and it should Not be cold here ive been just feeling like that p consistently #i do Not want to google wtf is wrong with me bc that will freak me out even further but also... the fuck is wrong with me #is mixing alcohol w antidepressants really that fucking bad.#been fine on different meds before #this is just fucking awful im never drinking again #shouldve stayed home at least i could cry there lmao

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callixton · 6 months ago

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ohhh i’ve been home for like three hours and already i am on edge. i feel like i can’t cough now bc my mom hears and it’s distressing her over the overall state of my health so much that she came into my room with tears in her eyes. like i know it comes from a place of love but holy shit i cannot take this all summer.

#and i really do miss her and am glad to be home #but she’s apparently had a bad run lately when it comes to drinking and i am freaked out #it’s also that it comes from a place of her feeling like she’s failed as a mother and like shit just happens! you can’t do anything to help #- me no matter how much we both wish you could do this is just hurting us.#i hate being touched when she’s drunk too it just makes me feel wrong and scared and i feel bad bc she’s just trying to tell me how much she #- cares but also wtf am i supposed to do. i’m disabled and it sucks but you telling me how sorry you are just makes me feel like i need to #- protect your feelings #and then she ruins any chance i have at resting bc i am so fucking on edge and i hate it i can’t do this #it’s gonna be fine. i just need her to stop drinking right fucking now and that’s not gonna happen #ted talks

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bluestonewings · 6 months ago

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Fucking hockey and wine night with the girls orchestrating the downfall of my relationship. What the actual hell

#so. every time my (ex) partner goes to watch hockey w some girls in his program and drink wine he always comes back and pulls another card #and it’s like dude what happens at these fucking hockey nights. wtf.#first time I literally got dumped and then our living situation and now we should have no contact and I guess that’s his thinking squad now #like. I’m glad I guess he has people to think through things now properly it would be SO great if it didn’t take him weeks and other women #this is incredibly unfair to him btw I am sure he his living his best life it just leaves me dangling CONSTANTLY #and also it’s like wow I really wonder what girls wine and hockey night has that I simply could not offer. what sort of shit do they even do #this isn’t a I think he’s cheating post this is an I am so resentful that this stupid girls wine and hockey is what unlocks his awareness #i feel like my friends irl r sick of me talking about this bc I’m obviously in the wrong so you all get it instead #bluestonehieroglyphics #sorry lol

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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years ago

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Why are there always new symptoms showing up?? I just want a fucking break ;-;

#hello and on todays episode of wtf is wrong with resident hypochondriac opossum #i think maybe im extremely dehydrated and cant absorb fluids properly from drinking them (i think this for a variety of reasons)#and its starting to become very concerning and i think i need iv fluids like asap but i have no insurance #and also if i did theyd think i was crazy and not treat me condescend me and possible even admit me to inpatient msntal health #also having severe pain in my throat spreading to my skull that feels like someone jabbing me from the inside #which could be a sign of a compressed nerve so that fun /s #jesus christ im so tired i need a break i need this to stop #the pain alone is making me dizzy #and making me sweat which is dehydrating me more #ive tried everything i can think of and nothings working #i drink plenty ive cut out caffiene before i drink electrolyte drinks i make sure i eat enough salt etc etc #and its NEVER enough #oh yeah cant forget the compression socks and two different meds i tried to help me not pass put #guess what they didnt work either #and now im worried that my dehydration might be causing my hallucinations because they arent typical for psychosis #and maybe even my seizures which is really really bad #like i could go into a coma and die if i continue this way bad #but like that cant possibly be whats going on right? surely im just exaggerating because of anxiety #theres no way itd be that bad #my gf is basically a doctor and she would've done something by now if it was that bad #but hhh #why do i feel like this #why else do my hallucinations get worse whenever i sweat or exercise #why else do i have an extremely fast heart rate and fainting and im thirsty all the time but the second i drink i have to go pee already

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fuitygummy · 2 years ago

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I think I’m failing therapy

#personal fuity shit #I can’t answer my therapist’s questions #I feel like I’m only repeating myself every session #I can’t do the things she asks me to. and I don’t even know why. I just can’t #I don’t exercise. I don’t leave my room. I barely drink water. I have an eating disorder #I honestly don’t know what she could do for me. and I noticed she doesn’t either #maybe I truly am a lost cause #I’m stuck in place. can’t get better and sometimes seems to be getting worse #when I told her I don’t even want to live anymore she kinda got. pissed at me?#she made it sound like ‘being alive only because I don’t want to make my mom sad’ is the most insane and wildest thing she’s ever heard #and that I was crazy to even think about it #as if that wasn’t my only thought for like idk 8 years or so #ALSO she keeps putting my bisexual identity in question every opportunity she gets. like wtf #just because I’ve never hooked up with a girl doesn’t make me any less bi #‘are you truly bi or just curious?’ idk and idc ma’am you’re the one bringing this up and making it look like a problem #I’ve got lots of complaints but. it’s not easy to quit #I’d have to tell my mom an excuse as to why I want another therapist #and looking for a new therapist is just nightmare #I’m just tired. really wish I could think about killing myself more in depth without feeling guilty #thinking about how my mom’s life would be shattered and all the pain I’d cause her gives me goosebumps. it breaks my heart

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artingsumstuff · 5 months ago

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As much as I would love for narumitsu to be Canon, I just don't feel like it's ace attorney style to heavily explore cutesy romance stuff. It would feel a bit odd I think to have a game where they have a romance arc as aa is not a dating sim 😭

However I think it's absolutely hilarious if they come out with a new game where they just sorta don't ever substantially say it but it's obvious what's going on.

Ways they could make Narumitsu Canon that I think are funny:

-One of the locations is called "My Apartment" whilst you're playing as Phoenix, and when you go there sometimes Edgeworth is just like... sat on the sofa drinking tea and you're just meant to accept it. (alternatively. You are able to play as both Phoenix and Edgeworth at some point and both of them go to the same "my apartment")

- They put wedding rings on their sprites and never ever elaborate on it.

-There's an almost hidden piece of dialogue that you only get when you fail spectacularly where Edgeworth gets smug and Phoenix thinks "That's it. I am so going to divorce him when we get home" or something sarcastic along those lines. That's the only time it's mentioned.

-There's a case where there are two people in love and Maya is like "Nick you must be so lonely you haven't dated anyone in years. All you do is hang out with Mr Edgeworth all the time >:( " and Phoenix just thinks "Yeah. There's a reason for that" and that's it. You're meant to infer wtf that means.

-Larry complains about being a third wheel once when with Phoenix and Edgeworth.

-Edgeworth's office has a tiny nearly illegible photo that is clearly just a wedding picture of the two of them. You click on it and Phoenix is like "As nice as this day was, did he really have to use the photo where I'm blinking??"

-You present a ring as evidence to Edgeworth and he says something along the lines of "Interesting. It almost reminds me of the one you gave me, Wright"

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #narumitsu #wrightworth

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punk-pins · 6 months ago

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me and my bestie have a tight knit relationship and there’s a third person who we like rly rly wanted to add to our dynamic but my bestie is like. bad at socializing. and keeps fucking up adding this third person to our thing. and he is like 90% in the wrong every time he does this shit and then I’m the one that ends up fixing the shit. and after his latest fuckup the third person was finally like ok I’m kinda done with this shit, fuck this guy, I’m out. so she never wants to see him again. but she will still see me again. so now I can’t add her to the friend group I’m developing with him and our other mutual friend and his gf and I need to develop a whole separate circle for the two of us and her boyfriend. veryyyy annoying and I kinda hate my bestie guy rn for continually doing this shit

#he texted her abt our last hangout that it was awkward with three people and only got good when we got drunk + high #ummm wtf???? like DUDE??????#he meant it as like. he felt socially anxious in the new dynamic and that faded at the point of the night that we started drinking #but like. he straight up told this girl that it’s only fun hanging out with her if he’s drunk #which is SUCH an asshole thing to say ESPECIALLY to someone you’re trying to get to hang out with us again????#and he doesn’t rly see the problem with it at all. he’s saying like well fuck her if she’s gonna cut contact over that I don’t need her #bc he says he meant it as having social anxiety. but SO DOES SHE. AND SO DO I. and we were rly trying to make it work!!#and he goes and does this shit anyway. and it’s not the first time he’s said asshole shit to her with a mental health excuse #bc it is an excuse. like he could own up to saying what he said and apologize for it #but instead he *wont apologize* bc it’s the social anxiety not him. but it IS him bc HE SAID IT even if mental health was a factor or cause #it’s just very bullshit rnn ughhhh

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allylikethecat · 7 months ago

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The further we get into atkh the more excited I get about the relationship before I remember something’s going to go BAD before they can be happy. I live in fear.

Well, we do have a *little bit* longer to go before ~bad things~ happen if that helps? Like we are going to have the BEST whirlwind romance for at least a few chapters! Fictional!Matty deserves good things so we should all enjoy it while he gets to experience them! Just remember, horses are HORSES and they are like both the best and worst thing to ever happen to people (re: me) I always joke that Pop is my therapist but also like.... my main source of stress and the reason I need therapy lol They are unpredictable evolutionary nightmare... just keep that in mind. So like... don't live in fear but like... enjoy the good while it lasts lol Thank you so much for reading and I'm sorry for being so cryptic and building the drama it's kinda fun lol I hope you continue to enjoy ATKH and that you had a great Friday and that you have a great weekend!

❤️Ally

#allylikethecat #ask ally #anon ask #keep it kind #fanfiction #gatty #matty fic #fanfic #all the king's horses #equestrian au #like sometimes horses try to die because the weather changes #like wtf #today pop made me nervous because he was shitting more than normal... his shit looked normal but it was more frequently than normal?#i was worried his stupid ass was going to get dehydrated because he's weird about WATER TEMP #and won't drink it if it's too 'warm' OR 'too cold' and im like sir you live in a barn #but he's fine #thankfully #i just kinda stared at him for a while #and they cleaned his stall again right before i put him back int so we knew exactly how much shit was in there and where it was #and could track it #horses are so luxurious 😑#if i didn't have him i would be driving another audi instead of a toyota #i mean he's worth it he just stresses me the fuck out sometimes #and i know im lucky to have him #but he makes me WORRY #especially since he's getting older

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rayvern-sheep · 7 months ago

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Abusive cunt died today!!!!!

Bring out the fucking champagne!!!!!

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Oh wait… I can’t drink rn… BOOO

#i might start believing in karma now #that bitch was so fucking awful he had a heart attack in his 50s #i mean ofc he has to steal my fucking thunder by going and DYING #i thought surgery was as dramatic as i could be but NOoOoOoOo #typical fucking gemini (jk i dont actually believe in horoscope shit)#shut up ray #fucking wtf is this year for shit happening in this family #he died alone and in pain… just how it shouldve been #idc if its fucked up to laugh abt someone dying #but that piece of human waste fucking ruined me #i will forever be effected by his treatment of me growing up #and im just glad he can never hurt anyone else #if i could drink to his fucking demise i would rn #but again.. surgery upcoming and i dont wanna risk anything even just a little sip #the relief of knowing he can never abuse someone else is… hoooooooo…#i hope his funeral is fucking deserted #cos no one who had to share a home w/ that man wanted to know him anymore #his ex-wife. his kids. his own fucking brother disowned the bastard YEARS ago #i hope he rots in fucking hell #okay.. that got intense #im not even angry #ive just been laughing and giggling for hrs #but now i wanna forget abt the asshole and focus on myself again #and I’ll end this w/ what my mum said #‘I can’t believe I’m free’

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triggeringtommy · 8 months ago

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gggrrrrrr i feel ,,, like i can't make a big post abt what's bothering me bc i swear she doesn't follow me but she lurks on here from time 2 time so I'm ranting in the tags here side note I wish I could shut the fuck up but im struggling with that!!!!! >:(

#if u see this kai i love u #im so fucking stressed rn all i think abt is getting fucked up and od'ing so like yikes thats a problem #im tryna be excited and happy abt visiting fl but its so hard to keep my shit together rn #shes upset over her dad and low key taking it out on me and ik we're both stressed to the max #i can tell im having a problematic episode and its showing #i feel so annoying 2 every1 every time i say anything its eating at my brain #i feel like a shit person bc i wish i could do more for every1 but i cant even do for myself rn #i just want to smoke n drink n get fucked up and hav no cares in the world #i wanna drink sossooooo bad but my FL friends are gonna b watching over me like a hawk #i just wanna get away and do fuckshit but at the same time id rather kms than do drugs with those ppl ever again #like 2 1/2 years ago chase came by to help us move shit and he literally handed me a bag of meth and was like u want some?? i said wtf #i kicked him out bc he knew i was sober and i genuinely hate meth i accidentally did it 1 time on new years eve i swear i was finna die #i tried coke that night and i was on acid it felt truly magical i luvvv acid n coke #i just hav a rly bad coke problem but ive been sober since 2020!!!!#doesnt mean i dont think abt it allll the timeeee #sobriety rocks! jk jk this is the hardest shit ever #its just me n my nic vape against the world huh

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