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i just got finished blocking all the spambots that recently followed me but this one is probably the craziest of them all

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

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my little selkie detective, Sorcha!

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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.

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fujoshi yandere that kills anyone who dates the two guys she wants to date eachother

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Funny thing I just remembered: when I was in the psych ward last October I got so bored I started drawing amino acids. I’m a biochem student and I was taking a class on proteins and enzymes at the time so I had all the amino acids memorized. I filled many pages with nothing but random amino acid molecules and when the nurses found them laying around they were horrified. “I thought I was done with biochem,” one of them said. I asked her if she had a favorite amino acid and she said histidine. So I filled an entire page with just histidine.

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girls on TikTok: I'm 25 which is really old but here are the tips I use to look 10 years younger!

girls on tumblr when they see a woman over 40: not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit

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Having sex with your robotgirl GF and you hear the windows USB disconnect notification and her penis goes instantly soft.

Damn it. Not again.

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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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i bet elf sex is nasty and pretentious

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... okay i do kind of like having a feed of like. cool art gifs

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Don't look at me with those eyes

IG/X: @reijieirui

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doors cube guy in 3d form

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