#Just kiss her & shut her up
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I've been seeing some shit on how certain folks apparently think it's like, surprising that Penelope just accepted Odysseus and all the stuff he's done without question and/or disappointment in Would You Fall in Love With Me Again when like... Not only against Odyssey!Penelope but ALSO Epic's. We may have only gotten 2 songs it's still a concept album. THERE'S STILL TIME! of the real Penelope in Epic but like, even then we can see that she's equally as wild
#“How are you so normal about knowing your husband committed infantcide-” because she's NOT Normal?? neither of them are??#odypen are freak4freak#like if it weren't for the laws of Xenia she would've done something#like even in the Odyssey girly is basically literally praying to the gods for Antinous to choke on chicken bone and gets sad when it doesn'#happen. the only reason why she didn't run up and kiss her blood soaked husband is that she couldn't tell exactly if that was him for sure#because he was so bloody. she literally couldn't really see his face. too well and was just going on vibes and she needed confirmation#shout out to folks who portray odypen as the hazards to society that they are :3 I love you#penelope#odysseus x penelope#penelope of ithaca#epic penelope#epic the musical#I'll never shut up about her. I LVOE her so much#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#odypen#essay#kind of
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This fandom does such a disservice to percabeth and Percy as a character when y’all make him out to be some clueless simpleton that doesn’t know she has feelings for him.
HE KNOWS!
He just doesn’t want to do anything about it, especially after Titan’s Curse, because if he does, he’ll start imagining a future for himself.
Percy forced himself to be the child of the prophecy so that Nico wouldn’t be, because he was trying to save Nico. Which means he had to get real comfortable with the idea of dying at the ripe old age of sixteen. And acting on his feelings for his best friend was not the way to do that.
That boy was hardcore yearning for her because he wanted to be with her so badly but he also couldn’t.
#i really thought this latest episode would wake SOME OF Y’ALL UP#like he legitimately asked her out on a movie date with him#and y’all are like ‘hehe he’s so clueless 🤭 he doesn’t even know what he did’#SHUT UP???#yes he literally does#what do y’all think ‘don’t i get a kiss for luck?’ WAS???#ITS HIM TEASING HER ABOUT LIKING HIM#HE KNOWWWWS#he just doesn’t do anything about it#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjotv#pjo tv show#pjo disney+#pjo tv series#walker scobell#leah sava jeffries#pjo spoilers#pjo tv spoilers
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astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#thoughts about media#astarion#*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes.#IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD#I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!!#OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!!#I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!!#not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale.#and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together.#they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach.#i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves...#...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time!#gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes.#that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength.#I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic!#It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other!#and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.
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Lanyan my babygirl,I wish people would treat you more than who they ship you with (when she finally release)
#I understand thumbstacking her to a ship is a way to keep her relevant#but after the shippers on tiktok already causing drama#I sincerely hope people don't reduce her to a love interest when she's out#listen I like my bro gaming too as much as the next guy#them being childhood friends are super sweet#can't wait to witness their dynamic#but please I beg you gaming x lanyan shippers on tiktok#stop being the ship police to other completely legal ships#it goes both ways#don't send hate and don't accept hate#you deserve better than to engage in an argument over which pixels should kiss which pixel#and you deserve better than to be angry at someone who's wasting your time over how boring your ship is#I hope I don't come off as a hater#like I genuinely hope lanyan isn't remembered for the discourse that surrounds her when she's finally out#(a mean part of me wishes she's aroace coded so the toxic tiktok people can finally shut up)#(but that would be unfair to normal shippers that's just doing their own thing#yet again genshin tiktok proves to be the most braindead community imaginable#lan yan#genshin lanyan#lanyan genshin#genshin impact#shipping discourse#not a reblog
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his ass is not listening
#Price often lifts her to put her in air jail#that ends in two was#either Raven shuts up or thrash around#a guarantee way to shut Raven up is just kiss her#works everytime#gummmyart#doodle#captain john price#john price#captain price#captain john price x oc#john price x oc#[oc]Raven#Raven[oc]#my oc#my oc art#oc art#cod oc#cod oc art
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after ii15 i’m in LOVE with the idea of taco just straight up HATING lightbulb and thinking she’s so annoying and plotting her demise it’s so funny to me
#her “Shut. UP!” gets me EVERY TIME#I love it when tacos just a little bitch it’s hilarious#they should kiss it would be funny I think#inanimate insanity#ii lightbulb#ii taco
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Minthara Baenre really banged Tav, proposed during aftercare, then proceeded to an assassination attempt all within one night. My lady here really speedrunning fuck marry kill precisely in that order and that's how you know she's a keeper.
#minthara baenre#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#she's a keeper#ok technically she didn't propose she just wife you on the spot#and then kiss so you shut up#nobody does it like her#time to go break my lady outta jail brb#colin plays bg3#mybg3romance#minthara brainrot#Minthara x Kalius
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Unfortunately now that I’ve finally seen it, I 100% cannot stand the Solavellan ending and like I knowww that’s in large part because I’ve been functioning on a different level with the ship the entire time but it’s just sooo forgiving of Solas and sooo tragic for Lavellan and does not include the most fascinating element of their dynamic to me which is ‘Solas starts to see the value of the current world because of how much Lavellan loves it and is so deeply part of it’ and in fact fully discards it because Lavellan just fucks off to fade prison for “true love”
#datv spoilers#datv critical#it is not the worst thing about the datv ending (that’s the secret ending doing character assassination) but listen#I have spent so many years loving Lavellan in a ‘framed photo on my desk for over five years’ sort of way#and the entire game just feels so cruel to her (and those who loved the past games because wtf do you mean everyone is Ferelden is dying)#and then to have her end reward to All The Shit The World Has Done To Her For Over A Decade#is fade prison??? leaving it all behind for fade prison because she’ll get her kisses in???#anyways I think the solavellan ending should be that solas binds his godhood to the veil to sustain it and goes to live a mortal life with#lavellan and her dalish tribe and just shutting up about how things should be and how the dalish don’t understand#and just accepting how their culture is good and beautiful just as it is#and lavellan gets to share what she loves and build a beautiful normal life#they can sit under the tree planted for the death of my lavellan’s mother and watch her nephews play and enjoy both how even if the world#is radically different and was broken it has grown into something worth loving and#that all the effort lavellan expended to save everything was worth it#anyways I can and will talk about datv for hours but alas it is not in the same ways I can about dragon age in general#I am biting biting biting biting biting forever#brain thoughts
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me and the beanie are celebrating our 10 years together ♥️
#:’) best friendship i ever had. can’t believe how lucky i got#exactly ten years ago almost to the hour. i was sitting on a park bench next to her explaining my feelings terrified of losing a friend#little did i know! she was gonna shut me up with an awkward kiss in a few moments! it almost missed my face#it was funny and sweet and fully defined us as a couple#you nourish and build it effectively and none of that love will fade at all. we just roll jolly on#cant wait for the next ten years and then the next <3#text
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me when I me when I me when I remember I have the pjo funko pops 😁😁
#xoxochb#prue speaks ੈ✩‧₊˚#someone shut her ass up .ᐟ#I like taking them out and making percabeth kiss#and grover is just there he watches
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what if… shy girl goes to a hellfire meeting what then…
and if she goes back to eddie’s trailer after and she tries smoking weed for the first time WHAT THEN
#shut up freak 🫧#any excuse to write a shotgunning scene tbh#i need a better nickname for her then just shy girl lmao#idk i feel like bambi is a little overused#cause she is clumsy#and mouse is obviously reserved for my other series so#also that would probably be in a later part#still in the process of writing their kiss so
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i won't shut up yet because i need all of you to watch and enjoy It's a Wonderful Knife. i seriously can't recommend it enough. the majority of the characters are gay. there's a cool lesbian aunt that we all wish we had. the main couple has great chemistry. the forehead kiss at the end killed me. find you someone that looks at you the way bernie looked at winnie the entire movie. it's great seriously. and so much fun!!! so worth it!!! please watch it!!!
#i've suffered so much with movies that *should've* been gay that even though this is one of the gayest movies i've ever seen#for a moment there i really thought they were going to make winnie be seriously straight and have bernie do nothing about her feelings#her very obvious feelings for her if i might add#but the build up was soooo worth it!! the development of their relationship in the middle of fun chaos was impressive and their chemistry??#i loved it!!#THE KISSSSS it was perfect!!!!!!!!#but the reunion???? GOD!!!!!!!! it was soooo cute!! the forehead kiss the forehead kiss!!!!#okay i'll shut up now just let me say#jane widdop i'm in love with you#it's a wonderful knife#jane widdop
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whats amazing about jadekan is how simple it could be.
two girls that love gardening. two girls that grew up in an isolated area away from society. two girls that knew how to wield kickass weapons from a very young age. two girls that had to gut their guardians after their deaths (grandpa harley being turned into a taxidermy piece and the mothergrub being cut open to retrieve the matriorb). two girls that are affiliated with space. two girls who are both, well, jade.
they are adorable to me, bless their hearts.
#macposting#homestuck#jade harley#kanaya maryam#jadekan#theyre adorable okay#im a sucker for cute ships#not to say i dont love rosemary of course#in my mind they all hold hands and kiss and cuddle shut up#also i imagine kanaya scolding jade for getting her clothes dirty or ripping them while working in the garden#and jades like sorryyyyy wont happen again :P and kan just sighs and kisses her lil face cuz she looks adorable like that#but it WILL happen again and they both know that and kanaya will still always be there to tidy her up#cuz she loves herrr#im not okay#theyre cute.
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this girls sleepy sneezes are so fucking cute i’m actually melting
#snz blog#snz kink#snzblr#self obs#wlw snz#like shut up shut up she’s so adorable#and i just get to bless them and kiss her ugh#i love my sleepy girlfriend and her sleepy sneezes#im grinning like an idiot rn she’s so cute#all my posts have been about her cause she’s everything
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I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.
#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND#also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss.#also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir#it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks.#not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter?#i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh.#BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT????#with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality?#and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys?#except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes?#also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it#she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on#the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O#yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point#(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it)#the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it”#UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON.#maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*?#i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it#which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :(#journey into the mcu#the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)
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After finishing She-Ra 2018 I'm trying to work on my unified theory for why CatDora bothers me as the endgame ship. Cause as CEO of mentally ill cartoon women, there's something about it that feels a disservice to Catra's psychology and trauma. She is genuinely such an interesting character to watch because they so clearly lay out the abusive dynamic that informs her entire character, but by the kiss, I feel like they lost steam with it.
The biggest thing to me is the simple fact that Adora is basically a trigger for her. Adora's personality as someone who is constantly self-sacrificing and forgiving is something Catra has a deep hatred for because she believes she is worthless and unforgivable, and when people try to help her she feels they're using her to look better while she fails to get better.
The fact that ADORA herself was the one in that original dynamic that traumatized the hell out of her makes me uncomfortable with how Catra eventually just... stops getting set off by things. I just can't imagine how what happened leading up to their kiss would desensitize Catra enough to that trauma response that she'd be in love with her. Like in that same season she was fucking death gripping the table at hearing Adora's name, and in seasons earlier she straight up like dissociated when people brought up her heroics. Not only the unearned healing, but the "I've loved you all along" feels a bit patronizing to her past. That all her emotionality was complicated romantic feelings, and not... having really nasty childhood trauma.
#shut the heck up#she ra#that damn cat#show was good btw#not a masterpiece - it was kinda corny in a bad way sometimes - but was fun#it felt like it wanted to be there and had ideas it was interested in#and i really like catra she is my fave as you can see#mentally ill cartoon women#im actually still getting my little pea brain around it cause her trauma and dynamic with adora is a lot#i like that the show was patient with her i wish it wasnt patient just cause it wanted her to kiss adora#imo she should be with someone else who is willing to stick up for her as adora does but isnt her#isnt the woman who's name and face can send her into self-destructive hysterics#something that is bad and needs ro change but she needs more time for than was given#wheres she-ra future where we recontextualize the casts trauma and show happy endings still need more time?#tag talking#media analysis
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