#Just for pun

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[tlaquetzqui]

Example of the difference between the adjectival and literal use of a participle:

If someone says “women are fucking idiots” do you think “dude, sexist” or “cool then I have a chance”?

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

[spamhamandeggs]

Do you love pictures with ~contrast~? You might be a radiologist!

[bobauthorman]

General Durian

[forwhomtheyeastrolls]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit go to donate blood.

The nurse asks for their blood types.

The priest says, "A positive."

The imam says, "B positive."

The rabbit says, "I'm a typo."

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[tlaquetzqui]

So Yomiko Readman can beat Dwayne Johnson, but so far as I can find there is no character or celebrity who can beat Yomiko.

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[chocoholicbec]

[Image description:

A screenshot of two tweets. Top tweet reads, "what can make a man run away like this????" above a photo of a white man running through a campground, naked but for a pair of red briefs. The second tweet, from Maik Kho Jai (@mikegbaines), reads, "It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents."

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[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[knight-in-sour-armor]