#Just for pun
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Example of the difference between the adjectival and literal use of a participle:
If someone says “women are fucking idiots” do you think “dude, sexist” or “cool then I have a chance”?
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Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.
#Dr. Strange#Dormammu#YouTube#Comments Section#Comments#Doctor Strange#Knock Knock#Knock Knock Joke#I've Come to Bargain#Just for Pun
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Do you love pictures with ~contrast~? You might be a radiologist!
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General Durian
#Durahan#Monster Rancher#Durian#Anime#Evil General Durahan''s Challenge#TMS#Koei Tecmo#copy and paste#Just for pun#funny#screenshot
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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit go to donate blood.
The nurse asks for their blood types.
The priest says, "A positive."
The imam says, "B positive."
The rabbit says, "I'm a typo."
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So Yomiko Readman can beat Dwayne Johnson, but so far as I can find there is no character or celebrity who can beat Yomiko.
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im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku
#pokemon#mimikyu#hatsune miku#this is definitely so far from the various miku trends that have been going around recently but#i just thought of the pun and wanted to draw it lol#vocaloid
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[Image description:
A screenshot of two tweets. Top tweet reads, "what can make a man run away like this????" above a photo of a white man running through a campground, naked but for a pair of red briefs. The second tweet, from Maik Kho Jai (@mikegbaines), reads, "It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents."
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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Princess in Shining Armor
#echoes of wisdom#zelda#zelda fanart#loz#loz fanart#i had this headcanon that eow zelda really likes puns#like REALLY likes them#to the point that it starts to get on links nerves bc she just won’t shut up#like no one’s laughing#she’s the only one giggling#I might make art about that too
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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