#Just for pun
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knight-in-sour-armor · 9 months ago
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tlaquetzqui · 2 months ago
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Example of the difference between the adjectival and literal use of a participle:
If someone says “women are fucking idiots” do you think “dude, sexist” or “cool then I have a chance”?
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spacejawa · 1 year ago
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Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.
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spamhamandeggs · 1 year ago
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Do you love pictures with ~contrast~? You might be a radiologist!
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bobauthorman · 2 years ago
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General Durian
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forwhomtheyeastrolls · 1 year ago
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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit go to donate blood.
The nurse asks for their blood types.
The priest says, "A positive."
The imam says, "B positive."
The rabbit says, "I'm a typo."
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knight-in-sour-armor · 2 years ago
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tlaquetzqui · 1 year ago
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So Yomiko Readman can beat Dwayne Johnson, but so far as I can find there is no character or celebrity who can beat Yomiko.
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depressedlochnessmess · 3 months ago
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im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku
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chocoholicbec · 6 months ago
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[Image description:
A screenshot of two tweets. Top tweet reads, "what can make a man run away like this????" above a photo of a white man running through a campground, naked but for a pair of red briefs. The second tweet, from Maik Kho Jai (@mikegbaines), reads, "It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents."
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the-punforgiven · 1 year ago
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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badolmen · 11 months ago
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WARNING 18+
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rachelfc-art · 3 months ago
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Princess in Shining Armor
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atalana · 2 months ago
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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knight-in-sour-armor · 1 year ago
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