#Just for pun

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[tlaquetzqui]

Example of the difference between the adjectival and literal use of a participle:

If someone says “women are fucking idiots” do you think “dude, sexist” or “cool then I have a chance”?

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

[spamhamandeggs]

Do you love pictures with ~contrast~? You might be a radiologist!

[forwhomtheyeastrolls]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit go to donate blood.

The nurse asks for their blood types.

The priest says, "A positive."

The imam says, "B positive."

The rabbit says, "I'm a typo."

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[depressedlochnessmess]

im sure this has been done already but uh mimiku

[tlaquetzqui]

So Yomiko Readman can beat Dwayne Johnson, but so far as I can find there is no character or celebrity who can beat Yomiko.

[chocoholicbec]

[Image description:

A screenshot of two tweets. Top tweet reads, "what can make a man run away like this????" above a photo of a white man running through a campground, naked but for a pair of red briefs. The second tweet, from Maik Kho Jai (@mikegbaines), reads, "It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents."

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[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[wordwings]

*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[forwhomtheyeastrolls]

They otter be clean when they get out