#Jurgen Lietner

[pastadrawstma]

This is not funny

Day 20 of posting magpod art daily

[alightcaseofohno]

I'm redoing this cause...yes

The Lonely. My coping mechanism is simply isolating myself.

The Eye. Thought it was the Web, then I remembered the fact that I go through phases of believing that I am being stalked and I used to have my nanny take down her religious paintings when I would go to bed. I don't want them watching me. (Also...social anxiety.)

The Web and The Dark.

A Father's Love, Alone, Schwartzwald, Nothing Beside Remains and Love Bombing.

Jonah Magnus, Daisy Tonner, Judy Perry, Peter Lukas and Mordechai Lukas (don't ask.)

Timothy Stoker, og Elias Bouchard.

Barnabas Bennett, Evan Lukas, Naomi Herne, Alan Schreiber, Mordechai Lukas (again.)

The books Albrecht finds, that I believe are also the ones that Alan finds in mag 193?

Jurgen Lietner (I've warmed up to Gertrude.)

Roots. Scared me so much.

Don't have one.

Jonahbas/Emptysockets.

TMA QUESTIONNAIRE

Cuz I'm bored. Please reblog with your answers.

1. Entity you serve

2. Entity that would consume you

3. Enities that would mark you.

4. Top 5 episodes

5. Fave Avatars

6. Fave regular character(s)

7. Fave lesser known character(s)

8. Fave object/artifact

9. Least fave character

10. Episode that hooked you.

11. Favorite canon ship

12. Favorite non canon ship

[glitchedgirly]

There are many problems with taking philosophy classes while listening to the Magnus Archives but the most annoying has got to be Jurgen Lietner. My professor will be teaching or I’ll be reading or writing something and my brain will just fill in the name there.

My professor asks about philosophers of the late 1600s and who do I think of? Locke, Malebranche, Leibniz, and FREAKING LIETNER

I’m glossing over a citation for a book and what do I read LIETNER, not Lieter (which is what it ought to be) but LIETNER

For some reason my sleep deprived brain got its wires mixed up and decided to place MR. JURGEN LIETNER in the same bin as all of the philosophers I need to know

[archivedartifactsshop]

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all the amazing TMA fans out there!

[barbaricjester]

Did. Did Elias ever clean up all the petrol that Gertrude was spilling everywhere in the tunnels. Isn't it dangerous to leave gas exposed to the open air like that? Did he have to get down there and scrub it up himself so no one would find her body?

Edit: Okay I googled it and apparently gasoline evaporates relatively fast when in the open air, but she was dumping it in the tunnels below ground. That means there's nowhere for the gas to go, unless Elias was airing out the place???

[magpod-confessions]

asking this because i genuinely forgot. why do people hate jürgen leitner so much? everyone in tma is morally grey at best and actively shitty at worst, but i swear the fandom unanimously hates this guy the most.

Lietner rant. Iirc most ppl dont hate jurgen they just find the rant funny

[ifuckinghaterobertsmirke]

ROBERT SMIRKE??

stupid goddamn idiot motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE fucked up building making dust chewing old ass BASTARD MAN avatar of the UGLY not a clown but the entire fucking circus of a man cringe munching greekaboo motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE

please please please mention him to me so I can fucking GO OFF about how much I hate ROBERT SMIRKE why does he have so many fucked up buildings?? Why did he design them like that? Why are they so fucking ugly and lame????? He's dead and I'm so fucking GLAD that he is that I'm making his death date an international global holiday. WHY is he making so many fictional fucked up buildings I dont even know why I hate his guts so much I just fucking do OH WAIT it must have something to do with the fucking HORRORS he keeps creating who designs a parthenon in the middle of london?? Do you think it looks cool?? Buddy you're just stealing Greek designs like England steals artifacts. It's stupid and lame and dumb and YOURE dumb. Your buildings are the equivalent of a teenage weaboo making shitty Naruto OCs from a How To Draw Like An Anime book except WORSE cause your being paid and you should DO BETTER I hate this guy soooooo much

if I wanted to get into heaven and god said robert smirke was waiting inside I would charge in to drag us both down to hell where I could be his personal torture demon

if he gets an old ye olde timey statement and have to hear jon mimic his voice in person on voice in podcast I'm gonna buy a ticket to england, find his grave and then piss on it

he'd BETTER have a fucking good reason for deciding that the House of Leaves was A Good Idea Actually or else I'm gonna go HAm. He'd BETTER have gone insane after witnessing the horrorsTM. If he's just some oldass rich british dude who thought building the unholy lovechild of hp lovecraft and ikea was a great way to capitalism I'm going to find a way into the podcast and bitchslap him with the building code.

Motherfucker is out here committing so many osha violations. Imagine me making a BDG style video where I go over every single violation his spooky buildings have and note how many billions of dollars (with inflation) he owes the British government AND me for personally offending my basic rights. And thatd be fine except we cant categorise doors to Your Worst Fear now can we????

Man makes MC Esher drawings look like Cool Places To Live guy thought the Backrooms were a good idea id kill him if he wasnt already long dead irl

*** I do be mid season 2, no spoilies in the replies please!! frustratingly vague comments encouraged though!

[woodlouseonastring]

i am killing carson with my epic meat fists

[mokiemorty]

lmao, So the husband has been listening to Hallowoods (because I can't shut up about it lately) and I've been popping in from time to time as a refresher, yeah? You guys remember the song Diggory was writing at the end of season one? You know, this one:

Haha, yeah.

wailing_and_gnashing_of_teeth.wav

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

I thought I would bless all my TMA followers who might speak French with the French version of the infamous Leitner rant

Honestly, this might have surpassed the original simply for the fact that the French narration is exactly what I imagine I sound like when I'm ranting to my classmates XD

[klm-zoflorr]

Tma but jurgen's magic book makes it so that no agent of the eye can see him period. Jurgen saves Jon and he's like uhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAH. Takes him a while to stop screaming. Elias gets there like "i knew there was som- what" and then its a game of whack a mole where he's chasing that old man around and trying to hit him while not SEEING him

[diah-the-demon]

Im fucking dying HELP

Obligatory link so you can also die with me

[mjshortformcjesus]

me when im jurgen lietner

[mechanismslover77]

Im soooo excited to hear extended sounds of brutal pipe murder

[magpod-confessions]

genuinely thought the pipe in the s2 finale was a smoking pipe. Like, woah, cool antique pipe! I didn’t know they used to make those in metal!

then Jon stepped out to take a smoke and I was like “oh is he using the pipe? Might wanna clean it first, who knows what’s been inside it.”

Elias walks in “oh hey, possible murderer, how ya doing? Oh Jon left the pipe? Makes sense, makes sense…. Oh. Uh. Hm.”

“Wait how the fuck- damn Elias must be pretty strong. Wonder if it’s gonna break. Definitely Gertrude’s killer. What, is he gonna take a smoke right after killing jurgen?”

………

“OH YOU MEAN LIKE A WATER PIPE OHHH”

(But I low-key still kinda wish it was a smoking one it would’ve been kinda neat)

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