#Jumpstarts

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[mothcpu]

If you stare directly at reality, you'll end up going blind!

[subpar-celestial]

THE GIRLLLLLL

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[isolophilian]

i think we need to understand the gravity of how quickly Percy blames himself and his disabilities for the way his world is. how he's been made to believe over years and years that he's weird, that there's something wrong with him. Percy saying he should've been paying attention. Percy saying there's something wrong with his brain. Percy calling himself broken.. he's just a kid man

[iseetheisland]

If you are a woman, woman-passing, or afab, and a repulsed ace (or assumed that way, or sexually abstanant for any reason) then you have definitely and inevitably gotten the "you'll love sex if you tried it" or "you just haven't found the right dick yet" by some random straight guy and I'm telling you right now

Listen closely

The best response is not educating them for real. They don't care. They won't care.

What you do is ask them how they know they're straight if they've never given getting dicked down a chance.

This will upset them, and they will try to fight back. But don't participate. Because they know you're right. Deep down, they know. And that upsets them so deeply. Meanwhile, they know that the more they react, the more suspicious it is.

If someone is going to be a bigot, the best thing you can do for them is make it wildly uncomfortable in their own bigotry.

If someone feels that they have a right to talk about you sexually without your consent, the best thing you can do is make it clear that you will return the favour.

Weaponize it against them.

[headmaster-merle-ambrose]

I shed a tear for my fallen friends.

[victimized-martyr]

End of Obesity recap ft. Doctor Kenneth

Towelie was based off an actual towel in my room that I was procrastinating from picking up at the time lmao

[madamemiz]

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me

Time after time

If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting

Time after time

finally finished the third in my series of fully rendered dca images, yippieee!!

[lowpolyanimals]

Cat in Jumpstart World: 2nd Grade

[nostalgicfun]

Jumpstart Toddlers 🌈

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Sometimes I remember that one of the JumpStart video games have a section where you play as a leafcutter ant, and one of the minigames involved running away from a parasitic fly that was trying to lay eggs in you

[mrgaretcarter]

[alexandraisyes]

Thanks for the heart attack

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Triskaidekaphobia

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[chirpsythismorning]