#Julia honey

[bipanicoverthegravessiblings]

Sooo…..that progress report huh?

[bethanydelleman]

Why I am NOT an Austen Heroine:

-If I was Anne Elliot, I would have married Charles Musgrove in a heartbeat just to get away from my family

-If I was Elinor Dashwood, I would have ugly cried when Lucy Steele told me she was engaged to Edward until I couldn't breath

-If I was Fanny Price, I would have married Henry Crawford just to get away from Mansfield Park

-If I were Elizabeth Bennet, I would have probably just said yes to Darcy (highly loss adverse and very concerned about my age)

-If I were Emma, I wouldn't have lasted until Box Hill to insult Miss Bates. It would have happened years ago and far more often

-If I were Catherine Morland.... oh... at 17? Oh... yeah, girlies I would totally accuse my crush's dad of murder because I was reading too many Gothic novels...

I AM a Jane Austen Heroine

[bananahkim]

@wingstobetorn

Tyrone’s ocs and mine too! Plus Tom

[brightyearning]

some notes on Leave the World Behind (mild spoilers ahead) :

Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon are practically the same person. I wasn't entirely convinced otherwise until I saw them side by side.

I'm always gonna be on Ruth's side. bc why are we sleeping in the basement of our house? after we've proven our identity? on the second night?? i literally could not focus until that was addressed, like bffr. and all she wanted from her dad was a little reassurance and solidarity and he essentially sold her out to be coon to the racist entitled white woman who's still a little jumpy around him.

which brings us to Amanda. i think it's very telling that it took the end of the world as she knew it for her to acknowledge how awful she is.

G.H. act like you have some fucking sense. please.

Rose is a girl after my own heart. you better believe I'm following the signs into my own little slice of heaven.

[tomcriuse]

Oblivion (2013) dir. Joseph Kosinski

[the-final-sentence]

Top Final Sentences of 2023

He knew that on the day of his death he would see her face and he could hope to carry that beauty into the darkness with him, the last pagan on earth, singing softly upon his pallet in an unknown tongue. Cormac McCarthy, from The Passenger

And there are so many silences to be broken. Audre Lorde, from “The Transformation of Silence into Language and Action”

For Guinevere Tallow, it felt like coming home. Ethan M. Aldridge, from Deephaven

And we laughed and held each other and filled our hearts with the faith that we could always do that, always blow away the clouds that threatened our stars. Andrew Neiderman as V.C. Andrews, from Honey

But as anyone who loves reading and writing quickly learns, both activities allow you to commune with the living and the dead, to listen to the thoughts of those who have come before you and argue, cajole, and sing praise for them in response. Kaitlyn Greenidge, from “Books for a Black Girl’s Soul”

The greatest shame would be to reach the end of our lives and have the epitaph read, ‘They worked really hard.’ Roxane Gay, from “Yes, Your Job Is Important. But It’s Not All Important.”

The sky is gory with stars, like the insides of a gutted night. Julia Armfield, from “Salt Slow”

Sometimes, even in towns built on curses, at least once in a blue moon, things turn out okay. Ryan Douglass, from “Knickknack”

Eventually, if we speak the truth to each other, it will become unavoidable to ourselves. Audre Lorde, from “Eye to Eye: Black Women, Hatred, and Anger”

In the distance, the darkness has started to lift like a veil, the first light of dawn spilling over the Beijing skyline, a promise of all the beautiful and terrible and sun-soaked days to come. Ann Liang, from If You Could See the Sun

[sketchy-julia]

Redrew some BoJack fanart I did back in 2018

[ladynicte]

Andrew Graves is an insane man because what the hell do you mean that out of all the girls in the world he chose to date the best friend of the girl he and his little sister murdered

[rosalie-starfall]

Avis DeVoto

Julia - Omelette

[teabiscs]

low effort, low quality, chaotic yuri, shitpost

regina is just happy to be here, while the other two lesbeans share a moment

[bohnerrific69]

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🍒 see what's coming up next! almost the behind the scenes from the baking phase to the fresh oven with my delicious fanfics. 🥨

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001. — peter maximoff x afab/fem!reader

↳ title: untitled

content: ⚠️ smut. friends with benefits + mutual pining trope.

↳ status: still on phase idea, only the intro written | word count: 156

002. — dilf!peter maximoff x fem!reader

↳ title: a little old?

content: fluff, angst if you squint; suggestive on the end. pietro's hq-canon daughter mentioned, luna maximoff.

↳ status: dialogue practically done, only need to structure and proofread. | word count: 1.8k

003. — peter maximoff x afab/fem!reader

↳ tittle: too late late or... just slim pickins?

content: ⚠️ smut. angst with happy ending. mutual pining trope. "almost cheating"? idk how to tag this...

↳ status: part of dialogue already writed. | word count: 718

004. — ogden morrow x fem!reader

↳ title: first to the key, first to the egg!

content: fluff, flirting with ogden.

↳ status: only introduction writed | word count: ?

005. — warren lipka x afab/fem!reader

↳ title: untitled

content: ⚠️ smut. porn with a little plot. husband+dilf!warren lipka

↳ status: still writing | word count: 403

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[dustbon]

Lights, camera...

All sims beware, ‘cause Julia is in town. This young lady has dreams as big as her ego and now that she’s independent there’s nothing stopping her from getting what she wants: Fame, glory and simoleons. 

✅ Move to Del Sol Valley

[lgbtqreads]

Queer Book Sale Roundup - July 7, 2023

eBooks The Darkness Outside Us by Eliot Schrefer (m/m YA sci-fi, $1.99) Running with Lions by Julian Winters (m/m YA contemporary romance, $1.99) The Daughters of Izdihar by Hadeer Elsbai (Sapphic adult fantasy, $1.99) Silver Under Nightfall by Rin Chupeco (queer epic fantasy, $1.99) Out on the Ice by Kelly Farmer (f/f contemporary sports romance, $1.99) Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire…

[bloodngames]

[intofclklore]

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