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kiszkawagnergvf · 5 years ago

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A/N: Happy Spooky Season everyone! I tried my best to keep this as close to the request as possible. Also, I wrote this in my car between classes so I don’t know if it’s any good but feel free to send me any comments/critiques!

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Pairing: Josh x reader

Word Count: 882

Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY, fake blood, knife play, oral sex

Requested by: Anon- “I have a request!! Halloween month is pretty close so, do a josh smut! Make sure it involves the reader and josh covered in fake blood, knife play and please try to do it super kinky and sensual. I saw a josh edit on gretavanmakeup on insta and its the pic of josh with blood and a cigar but he has eye makeup on and its SO HOT i had to request something involving josh and blood lol Thank youuuuuuu!”

Photo edit by gretavanmakeup on Instagram

Stumbling through the front door, you juggled the many shopping bags in one hand with your keys in the other. Josh stepped out of the bathroom in only a towel and hurried to help you with your new purchases.

“Whatcha got here mama?” he asked while placing some bags onto the kitchen table.

“I got some new makeup and stuff for cool Halloween costumes.”

His eyes lit up as he began rifling through the bags and pulling out all sorts of eye makeup, handing them to you.

“What do you want me to do with this?” you asked with a giggle.

“Put it on me, it’d look good” he replied and took a seat at the table, moving another chair in front of himself and gesturing for you to sit.

This wasn’t the first time you’d be putting makeup on Josh. He loves the way you pull your bottom lip between your teeth in concentration and how close you move your face to his, your eyes darting between his as you try to match the black lines and the blend of the eyeshadow. After running your pinking under each eye to smudge the makeup a little, you lean back to examine your work.

“Do I look hot?” he asks wiggling his eyebrows.

“Yes you always look-” “Oooh what’s this!?” you didn’t even finish your sentence before Josh became distracted by something else on the table. He reached into a shopping bag and pulled out a bottle of thick red liquid.

“That’s fake blood for Halloween” you explained just before he pulled the cap off and accidently squeezed the bottle, causing fake blood to squirt all over your chest.

“JOSHUA!!!” you stared down at yourself and then back up at him. A devilish smirk covered his face so you quickly grabbed the bottle from his hand and without thinking, began to adorn him in fake blood. His eyes never left your face and he just shook his head slowly before saying “you’re in for it now.”

Suddenly you were pulled to your feet and pushed against the kitchen counter; lips smacked into your own and teeth pulled on your bottom lip. Your hands grabbed Josh’s shoulders while his came up into your hair and pulled slightly to expose your neck. He began to nibble at your throat causing a moan to escape your lips and he pushed his hips against you letting you feel how turned on he was.

Josh detached his mouth from your neck and pulled your shirt over your head, tossing it to the floor. You pulled him back to you and forced your tongue into his mouth, which he gently sucked on and leaned into you further causing the red mess to smear between your bodies.

Mouths still attached, he reached behind you to grab a knife from the counter, gliding the flat edge of the blade across the bare skin on your back causing you to shiver. He pulled back to stare into your eyes as he moved the knife over your shoulder and continued to guide it across your chest and through the fake blood that was now covering your breasts. There was an intense look in his eyes that you had never seen before but it made your heart race and dampened your core.

“On your knees” he uttered quietly and he gently placed the knife on the countertop as you sank down. The towel was now tented at his groin and you unwrapped the fabric from his waist, letting it fall to his ankles. You glanced up at him and he raised an eyebrow, encouraging you to continue.

Taking his length into your hand, you began stroking slowly and puckered your lips to lightly kiss the tip, eliciting a hum from mouth which turned into a low moan when you wrapped your lips around him and quickly pushed your head forward until he hit the back of your throat.

“Fuck Y/N” he sighed and leaned his hands onto the counter behind you, holding himself up. You bobbed your head along his length and brought one hand up to cup his balls, gently stroking them. You continued to work on him as you looked up admiring the tight muscles of his abdomen and shoulders. You instinctively moaned on him, causing his eyes to open and his legs to shake. His hand came into your hair and his breathing quickened.

“You’re so good at that mama, gonna make me cum” he straightened his body and brought his other hand into your hair, grabbing fistfuls of your locks. His release shot across your tongue and you sucked until he ran dry, before letting him fall from your mouth. Your eyes met Josh’s and you parted your lips so he could see himself on your tongue before swallowing.

He helped you to your feet and lifted you to sit on the counter, grabbing two ice packs from the freezer to place on your aching knees. Your eyes followed him as he moved around the kitchen, still covered in fake blood. You wet two dish towels in the sink and handed one to him, beginning to rub the other one across his chest, wiping up the red mess. He did the same to you, occasionally stealing kisses from your lips.

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bigthighsandstupidguys · 5 years ago

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Tagged by the lovelies: @beautifulcinephile @imacrowcawcaw @cantbehandled-ever @lazingonsunday

Header: an edit I made of Sam looking like the whole ass angel he is!

Icon: another edit of a round, roofless mortuary chapel and a pic I took of Joshua at the Nashville show 💙💗💙💗

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URL: I had big thighs then, got big thighs now 🤷🏻‍♀️ and stupid guys kept testing me, now they're less of an issue but still totally ruining my life (looking at you Sam and Jake Kiszka ��)

Blog title: "Asphalt of Jake's Lane" pretty self explanatory. I'm in it 100%, hopelessly devoted and submitted 🤭

I think everyone has been tagged. I got here pretty late lol do it if ya wanna 😄

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cha-eunwoow · 7 years ago

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lHello hello hello!!! I am taking a break from homework to work on some tags and pop then into my queue And i am going to start with this super fun kpop tag!, I was tagged by these beautiful babes @jinjinxed (Morgan) 💙💖 and @buffbin (Lara) 💙💖 and i would like to first thank these angels for the tag and recommend you all check out their blogs if you have not already now let’s get into the tag!

1) 5 favorite groups?

Astro

Seventeen

Day6

N.Flying

2) Top 5 on your bias list? (no particular order)

Eunwoo

Jae

Joshua

Vernon

3) Ult Bias group and why you love them?

ASTROOOOOOOOO

buuuut here is why, I have l o v e d different groups at different times, I have watched a lot of MVs, seen a lot of choreography I have seen so many concepts. I can remember when I first stumbled on Astro I was watching a lyric video and Again ‘should have held onto you’ was suggested to me on the side bar on YouTube, and I was all for giving new music ago. I licked on it and remember being hooked to the intro right off the bat, so you could say Moonbin started it, but I will cut to the chase, I like music that resonates in my heart and emotions Astro did that right off the bat, even though i wasn’t fully reading the lyrics I still felt the emotion behind the song,the first music video I saw was Hide & Seek and never has watching a MV made me smile to the point where my cheeks hurt, and I continue to smile after all day. And I know this is a super duper simple reason to why I love them but Astro makes me happy, they make me so happy. And I love how close you can see they are, how hard they work, and how they all truly have beautiful hearts, and again I know it is such a simple maybe silly reason but because they make me happy and because they make me smile, and that is something we often forget to do. So I hope we can keep smiling with our boys for a very long time

4) Ult Bias and why you love them?

Let’s set Eunwoo’s looks aside entirely here, yes he is good-looking, you have to have never seen Eunwoo if you do not think he is attractive and an actual fairytale prince on this earth, but the fact he is greater than his looks and how he truly is, that is what makes him a prince. I fell for his voice the second I heard it because I basically binged Astro songs and just waited for his part, and i am so proud of how much stronger he has gotten vocally. I adore how hard working and smart he is, and despite being just such a high caliber human being already, he is still humble and wants to improve himself, he recognizes his flaws and wants to be better. And speaking of which, he always pushing and going do all of his personal actives but still keeping Astro, what can he do to help Astro, and how can he be his best for Astro and Aroha on his mind. He cares about Astro so much he cried because he was worried about holding them back, which is far from the case. I love how he got nervous and to try to help calm down, he did research on all the hosts on Hello Counselor (him on Hello Counselor was honestly so cute) and how preparing things like that eases his mind. And I could go on about his Singing, his acting, his dancing (I am so proud of him he is always getting better and better), him being multilingual, knowing how to play the piano, or how his eyes light up before he smiles and you just feel the joy from him, his laugh oh my goodness. Or how he maybe quiet at times but you can see the gears turning in his head behind his eyes as he analyzes a situation with a smile on his face. But to tie this up I really think I love him as much as I do because I see small fragments of myself reflected in his personality and in the way he thinks, and I also cannot help but look up to him (not just because I am short either) and want to be better and aspire to have the sense of maturity that he has about so many things. I want to put my heart into things like he does, and at the end of the day I am so glad that the universe has put me into the same timeline as him, so I can watch him grow and shine. And I also hope we all can aspire to be a little more like Eunwoo at the end of the day

5) Favorite Kpop Meme

6) Favorite pic of your ult? (I dare you to only pick one)

Credit to le Petit Prince

7) Favorite Kpop MVs

Baby

Very Nice

Crazy Sexy Cool

Clap

I’ll Wait

8) 10 Favorite Kpop songs? ( no particular order because that is ha r d )

Baby-Astro

Thanks-Seventeen

Innocent Love-Astro

Pls Don’t be sad-Highlight

Again Should Have Held On To You-Astro

Hot Potato-N.Flying

I Smile-Day6

Hola Hola- K.A.R.D.

With You-Astro

Likey-Twice

This was really hard omg

9) Favorite Kpop crack video?

I watch too many of them to pinpoint one but anyting with ‘X groups as vines’ are really funny

10) Favorite content creator(s) within the fandom?

@beyourstar Jen makes the most beautiful GIFs oh my god I c r y

@sleepyastro leepyastro S K I L L S they got your cute and they got your cool art, and they do beautiful sketches of the boys

@artist-aroha Kat’s Astro word prompt drawings are always so good oh my god

@snibnoom Keeps us well updated on top of giving us content we may not otherwise see and then being an artist as well

@sanhatation Riley makes the most beautiful edits, honestly I am in art school and she does graphics better than some of my classmates

go check all of these amazing blogs if you have not already

11) What fandoms would you say you’re an active member of?

Astro pretty much, I like to keep this blog all Astro all the time, to the best of my ability

12) Take your top 3 biases- fmk

jkshjshjsdjkfseare you kidding?? fine omg

F-Joshua

M-Eunwoo??

K- Jae (I feel like we would roast each other and that just may be a result of it)

13) If you could be best friends with any idol, who would you choose?

Amber Liu or Ailee or Jae

14) If you could date any idol, who?

If I even hypothetically could, I don’t even think I would. I don’t even think I’m compatible with anybody what the heck this is hard I will say Eunwoo and we can see how that could fail and move on. and when we break up he would be the one my family would keep asking about tbh

15) What’s one Kpop album you think everyone should have listened to?

Dream pt. 1, Autumn Story, or Winter Dream

16) Are you a soft or a hard stan?

Idk what this even means

17) An idol that makes you go into soft mode?

Moonbin or MJ tbh

18) An idol that makes you want to smash the empire state building with one single punch?

If you do not thing I would fight Jae or Sanha for being tall, loud, or sassy you are wrong I love them though omg

19) Favorite vocalist?

MJ or Joshua

20) Favorite Rapper?

Vernon or Jinwoo

21) Favorite dancer?

Moonbin or Minghao

22) Things you have in common with your ult?

Competitive, always want’s to improve, kinda sarcastic(I’m only saying kinda because lord knows this boy can roast if he wanted to), analytical of situations, we also both like the color blue

23) The most beautiful trait any idol can have?

A beautiful heart and mind

24) Songs that will always make you jam along?

• Clap or Swimming Fool- Seventeen

•Be Bazy or Blood-Day6

• Baby - Astro

• play Astro if you want to see my hype

25) Your worst wrecker?

BIN IS OUT TO DRAG ME AND THAT IS NOT OKAY

26) Any kpop concerts you’ve been to?

none so far and none anytime soon

27) Favorite choreo?

Thanks by Seventeen is honestly just so beautiful I cry watching it

28) Favorite live performance?

this~~~~ X or X

29) Favorite debut mv?

Hide & Seek because how could you not

30) Recommend a rookie group

Dreamcatcher

31.) A kpop song you could listen to every day for the rest of your life?

Baby~~~~~

32) Tag some cute mutuals you’d like to get to know better (and to do this challenge)!

@astros-turf @blueberrybins @myunghjun @moonbinandback @jinjins-freckles @jinjinwooz @jinwoowoohoo @parkminhyuk @snibnoom(as rules always go you do not have to do this tag if you do not want to and sorry if you have already been tagged for this but if you have done this tag link me to it💖💙💖)

#tag games #thank you so much this was fun #crazy sexy queue

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sweetchaosyk · 7 years ago

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bigger kpop tag!

I was tagged by @royal-kard thanks ~!

1.) 5 favorite groups?

bts, vav, got7, super junior, seventeen

2.) Top 5 on your bias list?

jungkook, geumhyuk, jackson, heechul, seungkwan

3.) Ult Bias group and why you love them?

bts. 100%. I love bts so much, they’re the first kpop group I found, the first group I listened to and the ones that got me into kpop. bts isn’t like any other group I’ve liked before. These 7 boys are the most dedicated, hard working, talented people I've ever seen in my life. Everything they do is incredible, their singing, dancing, and song writing. They’re music is so amazing. Their lyrics talk about mental health so well. And they care about their fans so much. I honestly don’t have any words to describe how much I love them and how much they’ve meant to me in the past 8 months I’ve been a fan.

4.) Ult Bias and why you love them?

jungkook. jungkook was actually my bias wrecker originally and namjoon was my first bias. But jungkook is so amazing and caring and hardworking and beautiful and talented and I could go on,, I love him so much. He’s literally good at everything he does. An actual golden boy. He loves the color yellow and every time I see the color now I think of him. He’s really strong and a whole bunny at the same time. I love his personality and his sense of humor. The loml <3

5.) Favorite Kpop Meme

“cute” & “grammy”

6.) Favorite pic of your ult? (I dare you to only pick one)

I love all pictures of jungkook but any from this fansign are my top picks:

7.) 5 Favorite Kpop MVs

bts - spring day | pentagon - shine | kard - you in me | red velvet - peek a boo | super junior - mamacita

8.) 10 Favorite Kpop songs?

9.) Favorite Kpop crack video?

i don’t really watch crack videos but i like this one

10.) Favorite content creator within the fandom?

in the bts fandom: @mewchim @softjeon @yoonseok

11.) What fandoms would you say you’re an active member of?

i’d say i’m pretty active in my main groups, bts, vav, got7, super junior, seventeen, kard, and blackpink. i’m starting to be a little active in the pentagon and astro fandoms.

12.) Take your top 3 biases- fmk

so between jungkook, geumhyuk, and jackson..

f- jackson i guess

m- geumhyuk

k- jungkook, the tables have turned bc i am now somehow killing my ult whoops

13.) If you could be best friends with any idol, who would you choose?

all of bts!!! and also jackson, yesung, shindong, lisa, rose, joshua

14.) If you could date any idol, who?

geumhyuk, seungkwan, or donghae

15.) What’s one Kpop album you think everyone should have listened to?

all of bts’!!! especially ly:h, ly:t, wings, and the entire hyyh era

16.) Are you a soft or a hard stan?

soft

17.) An idol that makes you go into soft mode?

um all of them lol but tbh sanha from astro makes me extra soft.

18.) An idol that makes you want to smash the empire state building with one single punch?

is this a good thing or a bad thing? i’m not sure who to put for this lmao

19.) Favorite vocalist?

jungkook & geumhyuk

20.) Favorite Rapper?

yoongi

21.) Favorite dancer?

hoseok, jimin, hoshi, ten, eunhyuk

22.) Things you have in common with your ult?

we both like video games, drawing, editing, we’re both good at bowling, and we’re both competitive. and we both prefer him with black hair.

23.) The most beautiful trait any idol can have?

someone who is kind and has an actual good sense of humor

24.) Songs that will always make you jam along?

25.) Your worst wrecker?

donghae.

26.) Any kpop concerts you’ve been to?

none yet, i’m gonna see vav in august tho

27.) Favorite choreo?

all of bts’ choreo, all of seventeen’s choreo, all of astro’s choreo, vav’s abc, nct’s black on black, super junior’s devil, monsta x’s jealousy, got7′s just right, nct dream’s my first and last, pentagon’s shine

28.) Favorite live performance?

this version of spring day, and bts at the mamas 2017

29.) Favorite debut mv?

blackpink - whistle | seventeen - adore you | vav - under the moonlight | astro - hide & seek

30.) Recommend a rookie group!

kard for sure, and stray kids i feel like are going to be really good

31.) A kpop song you could listen to every day for the rest of your life?

bts - don’t leave me

32.) Tag some cute mutuals you’d like to get to know better (and to do this challenge)!

@jungshookdaily @leaderbias @dorkihyun @middleearth-orbust @sugas-kookies @celestialjeonghan (you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to!)

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99deux · 7 years ago

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sorry for the shitty header im supposed to be studying so i had to do it quick

since it’s the beginning of a new year i thought that i would share some of the people i follow!! I only follow about 100 people but,, that’s still a lot to tag so not everybody is on here- sorry!! I just wanted to thank everyone for being so kind and allowing this hellsite to be an escape from,, life in general. I’m very thankful for everyone, even if we aren’t mutuals!!

2017 has been a hard year for me personally, and I know it has also been hard for a lot of you guys as well. I hope that 2018 will be kind and forgiving, and treat you all nicely. I want to thank everyone on this website that has made an effort to make me happy, even if it’s just by dropping me a quick message or ask.

l e g e n d:

💖 - i see you on my dash often and i love ur blog!!

💕 - i love u so much!!!! check the bottom for a lil message

if you don’t get an emoji please dont think that it’s something bad!! I love and appreciate u all 💞

# - H :

@17cafe , @alltime-low 💖, @amemerrycans , @bang-tan 💖,

@bbyyoonseok , @blujeon , @boomboombitches 💖, @bts420 💖,

@cafewoozi 💖, @caratvocals , @cheollies 💖, @cheolsgirl ,

@choco-seventeen 💖, @dearmariacountjimin 💖, @dearmyjimin 💖,

@dimplesbybts 💖, @dn-a , @hobies 💖, @hoeseok , @hongchas

J - P :

@jejublr , @jeongshu , @jeonheart 💖, @jiminiemini , @jiminiephile ,

@jiminrolls 💖, @jimiyoong ,@jisoostar 💖, @joshpup 💖, @joshuji 💖,

@jungkookio 💕, @jungnoir , @kimvitae 💕, @kkumri 💖, @mewchim 💖,

@minblush, @minghaon , @minghaos 💖, @minmayhem ,

@noona4bts , @officialseungcheol , @ohmyjisoo , @pasteluji , @pjmksj 💖,

@powerfulhoshi 💖, @ppkpdrws

R - V :

@rappershua , @scoupstv , @seokjinings , @seoksjins 💕,

@shuaclaus 💖, @shuaitofu , @squishteen , @starshua 💖, @sugaa 💖,

@sugaidc 💕, @sugasuite 💖, @sujist , @sunnyoongi , @svt-husbands ,

@sweaterpawsjimin 💖, @theliqht 💖, @vanillalattaes 💕, @visual-17 💖

W - Z :

@waewaepon , @warmau , @wen-wonwoo , @wonnhao 💖,

@xmhs , @xseokjiin , @xu-the8 , @yeonki-mintakecare , @yeoongi 💖,

@yoonmin , @yoonseok 💖

S P E C I A L M E N T I O N S :

@jungkookio - alicia.. what can i say, my wife,, i love u so much,, I honestly don’t know what I’d do without you, I can’t wait to finally meet you,, I can’t believe I only met you in july- the fact that there’s a possibility that I might be able to live with u makes me so emo (although not quite as emo as u were when u were younger), and i love u too much to fully express in a short paragraph, but i tell u that so much anyway that im sure u get the idea 💕 thanks for putting up with all my ramblings and stuff, maybe one day you’ll finally be able to find dirt on me and expose me

@vanillalattaes / @shuasoft - reenie!! I know we don’t talk as much as we used to, but don’t think that i have forgotten about u bc i still love u very much!! i wish u all the best in uni and hope that everything will go well!!! lemme know when ur feeling sad and ill find cute animals to tag u in,, maybe joshua as well,,

@seoksjins / @baratkat - mint,, the whole reason im in this mess in the first place,, ur one of my oldest mutuals on this goddamn site and i hope that next year will be a wonderful year for u, since this year hasn’t been the best,, make sure to keep on sending me pupdates of inka (esp if she wins something again, im so proud) !!!

@sugaidc - lils!! im sorry that im so busy these days and dont talk as much,, im rlly the worst at replying,, but ur edits are absolutely amazing and i will continue to reblog them i see them dw!! i love u, and thanks for being patient when i dont reply!!! ur the best 💖

@kimvitae steph i know ur on a (semi? i forget) hiatus but im gonna tag u in this just in case u see this but i love u so much and im sorry i suck at keeping in touch!!! thanks for helping me when im feeling down and i hope things are going well for u!!! when u come back ill keep on tagging u in tae pics dw

#follow forever #not really a mutual appreciation post either but eh close enough #i hope every one has a nice new years!!!!!!#i love u all very much #even if ur not here!!!#im always here to talk if yall wanna dont forget

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bloominghead-art · 7 years ago

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Hey, I have a question... Do you have advice for people wanting to do their own commissions? I recently got the idea and want to go through with it but I have no idea how to start...

~ Welcome To Joshuas Commission Guide ~

1) Think about the process

Before you put a commission sheettogether and post it and just jump right into it, you gotta think about howpayment works and what media you want people to contact you on.

What currency do you take? Do youuse PayPal or something else? (If you use PayPal be sure that your customerticks “Paying for Goods and Services”, it’s the best and safest way to go) Doyou want people to private message you on social media or contact you viae-mail? Inform yourself about howrefunds work and how much you’re ready to refund when you’ve already done work. How often do you keep the customerupdated on the drawing process?

Once you know all that let’s move topoint 2

2) Set up Terms of Service (ToS)

ToS tell the person that wants tocommission you what they can use your art for.

Are you okay with the customerreposting the art piece? What about commercial usage? Are they allowed to editor crop the image? Just think about what you’recomfortable with and what not and put it in the ToS. The ToS should be included in yourcommission info post, but you can also make a google docs document or somethinglike that. Whatever you want.

3) Prices

Let’s talk about prices. This is rather tricky as everyartist is different. I can’t give much advice on that,that’s up to you. But here have a few points you could keep in mind whensetting up prices.

- how much time do you usually spendon drawing?

- what do you need the money for? Doyou need to pay bills or is it more like pocket money?

- How complex is your style(lineart, coloring and shading)?

- Do you charge more for additionalcharacters, backgrounds, gore and nsfw art (if you’re offering these)?

Now on to the next step.

4) Put a commission sheettogether/Make a commission post

This is my favorite part and Ialready have an important tip to give you! When creating a commission post, yougotta include examples of your art! I cannot stress this enough because nothingmakes me role my eyes more than a commission info post without any examplepics. No one will take the time to go on your blog to see what your style lookslike (especially when your blog is an art blog as well as a personal blog whereyou reblog tons of things. Searching for an art tag is just unnecessarilydifficult, just put some pics in your commission post, guys xD goddammit).

Now that we’ve got that out of theway, what makes a good commission post? It should be visually pleasing andinteresting but still be neat and clear. How exactly you do that, is up to you.But if you need some inspiration, you can just look at how other artists maketheirs or you can just google “commission sheet (template)”.

And since I’m not the best at explaining, here have some links to other tutorials and guides :D

How to set up and handle commissions

How to use PayPal to charge a commission

14 things you should know before opening commissions

How to: commission

hope this helps and good luck meh pal^^

#commission post #commission tutorial #tips #commission guide #artists on tumblr

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christophersymes · 5 years ago

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Celebrity Status

Celebrity Status, an ongoing L(G)B(T)+ story also on Wattpad and Quotev.

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TW: Brief mention of r*pe

Chapter One

Jules, grinning mischievously, set the game discs down in a row on the hardwood in front of the TV stand. Rosa's heels clicked on the floor as he did and she moved in anticipation of what she was about to do. He set the last disc down gently after kissing it, then stood up to admire the line. His gaze turned to Rosa, who looked down at them, then back up at him.

"Yes, princess, you can go ahead," he said with a flourish and bow, tossing the cases on the floor.

The discs cracked under Rosa's heels as she jumped on them, stomped on them, ground them into the floor. She leaned down and picked up the pieces afterward, too, snapping them and tossing them on the bed. After she'd done that to every single one, she stomped all of the cases, tossing them on the bed as well.

She was fucking ruthless, and Jules loved it. He loved his sister, and that was exactly why he was doing this shit. He stomped the last one before her, his combat boot snapping the plastic case's edge, then kicked it over to her. She did the same, then set it in front of the TV, smiling sweetly.

"Hope you enjoy your gameless existence, you dick," she murmured, already unplugging the Playstation from the TV. "This is what you get for trying to rape me."

Jules felt his stomach fall at her words, but knew it was true. A week ago, he and his friend Sam had walked in on Rosa and Dickwad Josh at a party. Rosa had been trying to push Josh off her, and it took both Jules and Sam to get him away.

As usual, they'd both guaranteed they'd exact their revenge, and make it ten times worse than what they usually did because the guy had almost succeeded.

They showed up at his house when they were sure he was gone, and went inside to speak to his parents. They'd listened as Rosa described what happened, and Jules told them he'd witnessed it and that their son was a dick in the first place too, who would sometimes grope Rosa in front of everyone.

They'd all agreed he needed to learn a very, very severe lesson.

So, naturally, they showed them both up to his room and told them what they could destroy. They both took the opportunity to kill his games, and were now dismantling his Playstation and controllers.

Once they had everything gathered in their arms, they went downstairs and outside. Jules waved a controller affectionately at his parents, who grinned back at him. They'd hated how much Josh played games, anyway, and they were really nice people in a not so good neighborhood. There was a kid down the street who would kill for the console, so Jules and Rosa knocked on the door happily.

"Hi," Rosa said, grinning. "We're from the house down there, the Pinnows. Uh— Well, Josh, their son, he knew that your kid really wanted a Playstation and that you guys couldn't get one, so we come bearing a gift."

They both lifted the console and cords. "It's a little worn, but Josh wanted you guys to have it."

The dad took it thankfully, a little shocked as he laughed. "Holy shit. Thank you."

After a little bit of awkward conversation, they left again, grinning at the good deed they did in the middle of revenge. Jules shoved at Rosa. "You feeling better?"

"Fuck yes. He deserves all this shit. Dick." Rosa laughed, clapping her hands together. She rubbed them greedily. "What can we destroy now?"

"How about slashing his tires? Make him pay, sis," Jules said, passing her his pocket knife. He took her hand and set it in her palm, then kissed her forehead. "Careful, though. We don't need you slashing your hand open."

⧫

Mason Hill moved his head along to the music blasting into his eardrums as he fucked around on his laptop. He was in the mood for going incognito online, wanting to interact with fans without them knowing it was him. He had been hearing about this awesome Nosam forum for a while but hadn't made an account yet. He figured it was time for that to change. He cracked his knuckles in front of his chest and stuck out his tongue, grinning as he saw the first empty text box to fill beside the word Username.

"Easy," he murmured to himself, immediately typing masonfucker1000 into the box.

He frowned at the next prompt. Name? Huh. He drummed his fingers against his leg, glancing at Austin, sitting nearby him on the tour bus. "Dude, what was your middle name again?"

Mason knew his middle name. He just liked hearing Austin say it in his neat little accent.

And wanted to freak him out a little.

Austin gave him a curious look as he stopped playing his guitar, pushing his glasses up. "Elías? Why do you ask?"

Mason clicked his tongue at him, winking. "Nothing important. Nice name, handsome."

Austin opted not to respond, shaking his head and watching him suspiciously before going back to his guitar.

Mason typed Elías into the box. He figured a shit ton of people were 23 and it would be harmless to put that in, so he did that too. He put in a fanart edit of himself as the image— him wearing a flower crown, one of his favorites— and hit Create Account, smiling in satisfaction. He went to the welcome thread to make his first post.

masonfucker1000: hey!! im maybe older than most fans but I just wanted you all 2 know that even though im straight, i would let mason hill do anything he wanted to me

Austin kept glancing up at him, effectively distracted by Mason wanting his middle name for what was probably a horrible reason.

"Seriously, what are you doing?"

"Joining a Nosam forum, obviously," Mason scooted closer to him, moving the laptop close to his face with a flourish.

Austin stared at the screen, looking from the glittery website's title, to the header with their faces, and then to Mason's post. "Why are you always so disturbingly narcissistic to the point where I'm almost certain you'd actually fuck yourself if given the opportunity?"

Mason tilted his head, nodding as he spoke. "Because I would, Ozzie," he pecked his neck and then, mouth at his ear, repeated in a whisper. "Because I would."

Jules, alone in his bedroom after the revenge-destroying, was fucking around on the Nosam forum. As usual. He was one of the top members, had helped design the site as a school project, was friends with about half the people on the site, and loved them all. They were really his only friends, so it was easy to love them all.

He refreshed the page just in time to see a new comment in the welcome thread. No one had joined in a while, so it was interesting. It wasn't exactly the most popular website, so... Oh, their name was Elias... That was Austin's middle name. Maybe he'd finally have another Austin stan.

And of course, they loved Mason. God damn it, everyone did. He sighed but hit reply anyway. A new friend was a new friend.

familyjules: hey elias! welcome to the nosam fanbase!!! also: ew but go off i guess ;)

Mason gasped loudly, falling back against the small sofa. "Ew? Ew?"

He furrowed his eyebrows in concentration as he immediately replied.

masonfucker1000: jules! hi! thanks! also! what the hell! how can you resist the unique and godly allure that only mason joshua hill possesses?

Jules snorted, rolling his eyes. He leaned on his wall as he typed, laughing a little to himself.

familyjules: i'm too entranced by the unique and godly allure that only austin possesses, ....masonfucker1000. i just realized this point is totally moot but i'm still gonna fight it to my dying breath: austin elías salinas vicente is better than mason hill in so many ways but i respect your opinion my dear masonfucker

Mason sighed loudly and took off his snapback, throwing it at Austin, who yelped in surprise.

"What the hell?"

Mason glared at him. "That's for having a godly allure, Salinas."

Austin sputtered, confused.

masonfucker1000: you say you respect my opinion, familyjules? really? u might as well have spat in my face. austin. better than mason. my god. i will try to coexist peacefully with radical beliefs such as urs.

also: is ur profile pic u?

Jules laughed at the dramatics. He hadn't had this much fun meeting someone in a while. They were actually taking his jokes as jokes.

familyjules: thank you for your precious coexistence, fellow radical believer. and yeah dat me

Mason didn't know why the Nosam fanbase just happened to be super attractive, but he always appreciated nonetheless.

masonfucker1000: my dude, fellow believer, may i just say that ur face is v nice to look at. one might even say it radiates a certain godly allure

Jules blushed a little. People had called him attractive before, but not like that. Damn.

familyjules: thank you!! i guess ur pfp is kinda okay to look at... ;)

Mason huffed, pouting. That was just not at all fair. He couldn't even defend his own good looks.

masonfucker1000: ha. ha. so how long have u been into nosam? sorry, i meant: how long have u been brainwashed into thinking nosam was called nitsua?

Jules laughed at that one. It was good. Elias was funny.

familyjules: i actually laughed at that one! nitsua just sounds like a ninja name or something. and i've been into them since their first ep came out! found them on youtube and felllllllll. how about you?

Mason grinned. Hardcore fan. Hell, yeah. Call him a narcissist. Nosam was awesome and superbly talented, and Mason appreciated when other people knew it.

masonfucker1000: me too! nosam sorta changed my life. listen to them way more than a sane person should.

Someone else on the thread pointed out that that page was for welcoming and not conversation. Mason stuck out his tongue at his laptop screen.

masonfucker1000: whoops. heading to gen, familyjules?

Jules sighed a little at the comment, rolling his eyes. He'd made the website. It was his rule. And he'd broken it.

familyjules: whoops. yeah. i'll tag u in a thread

familyjules: @masonfucker1000 here we are. what yt video did you see first?

masonfucker1000: teenage dirtbag cover! iconic as hell. have u ever seen them live? its the most fun i've ever had.

familyjules: hell yes! i love that one! and no ): but i've got tickets to a show this tour and im hype. gonna scream my ass off

Mason's eyes widened. Oh, yes. Mason befriending a fan and that fan attending a Nosam concert? That would be beautiful.

masonfucker1000: really?? where? what day? on the off chance im going to the same 1

familyjules: Traverse City, MI. gonna glitter my face off too i'm gonna look great

masonfucker1000: oh nah not going there! glitter! nosam hype! fuck yeah, i believe u, u already look great as is. michigan, huh? the hell do u do for fun there?

familyjules: hockey, mostly. play bass too. try to run away from my family while blasting pop punk since no one gets me. freeze to death in snow

masonfucker1000: hockey?? ur tiny! i think! bass is rad, how long have you been playing? pop punk is the shit, i get u, bro

Jules smiled a bit. At least he didn't say he was a girl.

familyjules: bet i can whoop your ass even if i am tiny! and ive been playing for 5 years now. lots of nosam covers in the media thread if u wanna check it out! we gots a talented group here

masonfucker1000: i bet u can i can barely hold a stick.

a future seluj! charmed to meet u pre-fame. will def check out.

Mason headed to the media thread and clicked on one of the audio files Jules had uploaded. His eyes widened, and he turned up the volume.

Andrew, who had sat down in the far corner like the fucking loner he was, looked up at Mason as basslines filled the small space. "Hey, who's that? Not Chris, is it?"

Mason shook his head, mumbling, "Fan cover."

Andrew snorted, "Shit. That's good. You should show that to Chris when he gets back."

Mason played a few more covers, very impressed and a little doubtful.

masonfucker1000: c'mon. c'mon, jules. no way that's u.

familyjules: oh hell yeah that's me. ask anyone on here i love playing so much. covered a few starlight songs too but i'm not as good at those yet. are u into them too?

masonfucker1000: sure, sure. u stripped from chris, admit it, jules.

fuck yeah! love those badass ladiesss!

familyjules: whoa, dude, i'd never. if anything i'd strip for austin. if stella wouldn't kill me

masonfucker1000: pipe dream, jules. stella would 100% kill you. and then strip for austin herself.

Jules sighed wistfully at that image. They were both ridiculously hot, and Stella stripping was just a mental image to frame and make lifesize on the mantel above the fireplace.

familyjules: can't even join them? damn. my dreams are gone. can i share mason w/you then, masonfucker? he's the only single one of all of them... wait. does your username mean you're his hand then? shouldn't you have his hand as your pfp?

Mason's jaw dropped. "Holy fuck. I've never felt so roasted in my entire fucking life. Holy shit. Fucking— familyjules," he breathed a laugh, already typing out a response eagerly. Andrew rose an eyebrow at him, an action that Mason didn't even notice.

masonfucker1000: shit! how could u do him like that? he gets plenty of attention other than his hand! lots of it! mason hill gets around! its basic info!

familyjules: ha! uses the other hand sometimes? ;)

Mason lifted his arms behind his head. "This fucker!" he laughed again, rubbing his hands down his face. This Jules girl was ridiculous. If only she knew who she was talking to but... no, not a good idea. He stared at the screen, frowning as he realized he really wanted to keep talking to her, forgetting to respond and tapping his fingers against the laptop. He flipped Andrew off when he kept staring at him, taking the laptop and laying in his bunk instead. He could easily just not respond, like, ever. It wouldn't matter at all. Jules was just some random fan he'd stumbled onto online, who had no idea who Mason was, with whom Mason had only had half a conversation with. Hell, he usually didn't even have more than a conversation with people anyway, always having so many he wanted to talk to. But it wasn't ever like this. And it was stupid, really, how drawn he felt from just a couple hundred words on a screen, from a stranger. It wasn't even a good font.

Mason pursed his lips, sighing quietly as he stared at the forum page, at the slight curve of Jules' mouth in her profile picture. He abruptly switched tabs, checking his Twitter and replying to some fans. He Googled other fansites, ones he already had accounts on, and sifted through the threads, trying to find something else to do.

It was a bit before Elias responded again. Jules fucked around with other things on the site while he waited, scrolled through Tumblr, and then went back. He private messaged Elias, frowning a little.

familyjules: hey dude. just so you know i fuck with all the mason superfans like that. it's way too easy to roast mason

Mason was startled when he heard a ping as he had finally distracted himself from familyjules. He hesitated barely a second before switching back, smiling as he read the message.

masonfucker1000: yeah its cool! got distracted. ur wrong tho. completely wrong. masons a regular manwhore

familyjules: cool all good. just wanted to make sure you weren't actually mad! and trust me i know far too many girls on here have talked about seeing his dick

masonfucker1000: mad? over that? dont worry, bro, not at all

gh! and they all say his dick is huge. which is false. have u seen him in skinny jeans? he's got an average dick, ladies. an average dick with an above average heart

familyjules: damn dude. at least you're honest unlike them. also sometimes it looks big so i wonder who's right👀

masonfucker1000: average dick.

fuck im starving. what do i have to do to get some pizza up in hereeeee

familyjules: be mason hill?

familyjules: kidding! i'll send you some

masonfucker1000: you be careful or ill end up taking your word for it!! i swear my stomach is going to start eating itself

They ended up talking for a bit longer, but then Jules had to sleep, which made Mason pouty. It was rare for him to enjoy talking to someone this much, but Jules had a late shift the next day and classes all day, so he said goodbye and logged off, promising to be back same time the next day.

♦️

It kept like that for a week. Jules talked to Elias whenever he could, along with his other friends. He felt drawn to Elias for some reason, compelled to let the mysterious user eat up all his time.

familyjules: so. mr. masonfucker. you've only got two things on your profile and it's been a week. not even a small introduction to tell us about yourself other than you'd let mason have his way with you? i'm curious ;)

During the week, Mason had become gradually more excited every time he had the chance to be online when Jules was, which had thankfully been coinciding with after Nosam sets. He bit his lip as he read the newest message from her.

masonfucker1000: oh, youre curious? maybe i like the suspense ;) what about u, miss familyjules? im very curious about u. ur short bio is frankly not enough

Jules winced at the response. So Elias did think he was a girl. He could set him straight... but he knew nothing about this person except that he was cis and straight. He seemed cool, but Jules really didn't want to deal with a huge messy fight on the site right now.

familyjules: hey, you know i live in michigan. and what i look like. and that i play bass and play hockey. i don't even know what you do for fun, aside from stan mason. c'mon, dude

Mason groaned. God, he could just disappear right now, not talk to her ever again. But he'd be fucking bummed. Was he just lonely? I mean, tours got like that sometimes. Maybe he just needed stress relief, although that was off the table at the moment. Shit. This wasn't a... thing. Was it?

masonfucker1000: alright, alright! well, i do not live in michigan. i look like a burnt chicken nugget but i still love myself! i like singing and i've seen Real Steel abt a thousand times. how about that?

familyjules: real steel is awesome! and singing! maybe you should be in seluj with me one day. we'd take over the world, displace nosam

masonfucker1000: hell yeah! I'll let hugh jackman have at all this too 🥒🍆

displace nosam? ur blocked

masonfucker1000: kidding! totally up for it, let's go. altho it should be called saile, then

familyjules: hey, you're the one who named it seluj in the first place! maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves tho. havent even heard u sing. for all i know you could suck

masonfucker1000: thats where you're wrong, jules! that's where you're wrong! hold on

Mason paced the tour bus, considering his options. He had to show her he could sing. If he sang a song nobody had ever heard him do, maybe it would be alright?

masonfucker1000: uploaded suckonthisjules.mp3

masonfucker1000: go the distance! Hercules is my favorite disney movie. see? proof of my awesome talent and a fact abt me

Jules blinked in shock at the file, clicking play and leaning back. He listened, transfixed, picking at his lip.

familyjules: holy shit elias you sound a lot like mason. did you train your voice or what? there were a few places where you were off key but god damn. also hercules is so underrated

"Oh, fuck," Mason said as he read the response. "Wait— off key?" he glared at his laptop.

Andrew snorted. "A few minutes ago? Yeah."

Mason turned his glare towards Andrew. "I was not off key."

Andrew just laughed and shook his head, stuffing his face with chicken.

Mason frowned. It's not his fault his voice was a little strained after the show. No way he was gonna admit it, though.

He deleted the file he sent.

masonfucker1000: ah yeah, a bit.

and go to hell. off key, my ass! i told you I can sing. hercules is def underrated! yo where do u go all day?

Jules frowned when the messages shifted. He scrolled back up to find the file gone. "Oh, come on," he muttered. How paranoid could this guy be? It was a fansite. Who cared?

familyjules: def off key a bit. you deleted the file because of it, i see you, devil 👀

familyjules: oh also i'm a working college student! class by day, waiting tables by night

masonfucker1000: i did not!

oh shit, nice! well, horrible, but nice. i bet you get good tips ;) what are u studying?

familyjules: you'd be surprised how bad the tips are. studying music and psych, but the psych is a minor

masonfucker1000: jules ill go over there and tip you, you'll be set for life. so ur serious abt music huh? what do u wanna do?

familyjules: so youre rich. another thing i know now. and hell yeah i am! i want to work w/ a recording company if i can, fill in bass. more freelance than i'd like but it's something

masonfucker1000: 🤑

masonfucker1000: woah woah wait. ur settling! what would you like?

familyjules: settling? i don't call getting to play bass for a living settling

familyjules: what i really want tho is to play in a band but that's unlikely

masonfucker1000: uh huh

masonfucker1000: i knew it! c'mon, unlikely? you're as good as chris if you're not lying abt not stripping his bass 👀 maybe even better

familyjules: WHOA dude dont disrespect christo like that he's a huge role model!! i wish i could be as good as him

Mason smiled, getting up to bother Chris. "Yo, hey, dude?"

Chris looked up from his laptop, rubbing his forehead. "Huh?"

"You know that girl I've been talking to that plays bass. She says you're her role model and got offended when I said she probably plays better than you."

Chris smiled warmly. "That's sweet."

"No, but, listen," Mason showed him an audio clip of Jules covering bass for one of their songs. Chris furrowed his eyebrows as he listened, running his fingers through his hair as his jaw went slack. "Shit. What? Geez— don't even tell the guys, they'll replace me."

Mason laughed loudly, ruffling Chris's hair.

masonfucker1000: no disrespect to christo, i think you're incredibly good. u could definitely be better than him! u should try the band thing, bro, if thats what u really want

familyjules: maybe. i have some stage fright too but been working on that. what do you do all day, mr. masonfucker?

Aw, fuck. This was going to get frustrating for the both of them real quick. Mason didn't want to lie, but he couldn't tell her what he actually did all day. He could maybe explain that he was going to have to keep some (a lot of) personal information to himself? That would sound weird. Mason stared at the message, unsure what to do. He could be a bit of a dick and reply with a joke. Or something really vague. He'd only known Jules for a little over a week but he had a feeling he might not get away with that.

masonfucker1000: how've you been working on it?

masonfucker1000: and i think the more appropriate question is who don't i do all day

Oh, God, that was bad. He regretted sending that one. Mason found himself not wanting her to actually think he slept around all day. Or at all. Fucking hell.

Jules frowned at the reply. This was... interesting, he guessed. Or something like it.

familyjules: so you're a prostitute? that's how you have so much money?

Mason couldn't help but laugh at the response.

masonfucker1000: what! no no

Mason grumbled to himself, rubbing his hands down in face.

masonfucker1000: that was a stupid thing for me to say, sorry

masonfucker1000: i have a job that requires a lot of travel

familyjules: okay that makes more sense. a traveling prostitute. sounds fun! what places have u seen?

Mason rolled his eyes, smiling.

masonfucker1000: oh, aaaall oooover the world. in the US rn, tho! i could put on a show for u ;)

familyjules: maybe i'll take you up on that offer ;)

familyjules: hey im about to upload a new cover btw! it just finished uploading

masonfucker1000: oh, another masterful christo strip!

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