#Joseph Desaulnier x Reader

[vampzv]

"I don't have a type." ... sure

[turbulentscrawl]

Most to Least "how often they say I love you" please! Can you include Ithaqua and Antonio in it? I don't care who else, surprise me!

Yup yup yup!

MOST 🔻

Emma says it regularly throughout conversation, and with most hellos and goodbyes. For some people, it might be too much, but she means it every time.

Ithaqua says it several times whenever either of you has to go, to kiss up when you’re upset with him, and as part of his case whenever he wants to convince you not to do something.

Victor signs off every letter to you, big or small, with some form of it. He says it less verbally, but always during meaningful moments.

Eli doesn’t want to go overboard and says it just a little above average. He’s a bit of a romantic and has a very good sense for when are the best times to lay it on you. It’s very sweet!

Antonio probably sets the standard for this, honestly. Once a day is his average, but he also says it whenever he’s exasperated with you. (Both as a reminder to himself to be patient, and as a signal for you to ease up on him.)

Aesop is also pretty average, though it sounds choked about half the time. He finds it a little embarrassing to say it, but since he knows it’s an important part to romantic relationships, he forces himself to say it more than is natural for him. But don’t feel bad, you’re worth the discomfort.

Naib is a little scared to. “I love you” makes it real, and real hurts even more if something happens to you. That said, he knows he can’t let his fear rule over an important aspect of the relationship like that. He takes longer than most to say it for the first time, but after that says it reasonably often, like once every few days. He always says it before one of you enters a match, too.

Kevin is perhaps a bit shocking because he is such a flirt. He just busies his mouth with so many other compliments that “I love you” doesn’t get to slip out as much. If you ever mention that it’s been a while since he’s said it, he starts tripping over himself to shower you with it.

Norton just forgets a lot of the time. Actions speak louder than words, as far as he’s concerned, so telling you verbally isn’t something that crosses his mind. He will get better with time if you communicate that it’s an issue for you.

Joseph thinks you’re just supposed to know, honestly. He says it only in private, deeply meaningful moments and nothing more than that. He doesn’t really care if it’s an issue that he says it so sparingly…unless you cry. Then he might care a little.

LEAST 🔺

[kohabielnin]

Helo,hello , I really really enjoy your Truth and inference series, and I'm so happy that your request box is open.

/*excited noises

Can I request the whole truth and inference cast reacting to a modern reader?(I really think there should be more idv x modernreader fictions),thank you, thank you.😘

Of course, I love exploring more of the T&I universe so it always excites me to be asked something about

D.M/Désire Mélodis

• When he discovered it, it was as if a million new possibilities had appeared to him,

• If with the knowledge of the time, it was already dangerous, with modern knowledge then...

• Everyone realized that he was treating you better than he treated others, just so he wouldn't lose you to Mr. Inference,

• Tuberose got a little jealous when he realized that D.M was treating you well and Gatto was deeply afraid of that,

• Passing on the knowledge you have to D.M can be one of the most dangerous things to do, you can't predict what this man will do,

• In general, even though he has ulterior motives for you, he seems to treat you well because he wants to, not to get information out of you, he is a real mystery

Noir/Saphir Mélodis

• He found this extremely interesting when he learned,

• Just as he found it interesting, the concern came in threefold,

• He doesn't want D.M to find out for fear of what his brother might do to you,

• Crimson also helps you hide your secret, since according to herself, nothing will stop her from treating you like a little sister,

• Sometimes, out of curiosity, Noir asks what things are like in the modern world and never ceases to be surprised by his answers,

• According to him, he would love to see how everything will turn out, but he knows he won't live long enough for that, so he is content just listening to their stories

Gatto/Aesop Carl

• First he was shocked, then excited, and finally confused,

• What would a person from the future be doing in the past, he thought, but the excitement of learning new things about chemistry was greater,

• He asked, even in a shy way, for you to teach everything you knew about medicine and modern chemistry,

• I can say that I have never seen a Gatto as excited as he was while you explained and demonstrated everything you knew to him,

• Even Cat was fascinated by his knowledge after making a delicious salmon dish that she had never even dreamed of trying before,

• You and Gatto made a promise that this would be your secret and no one else would know

Mr. Inference/Naib Subedar

• He was very excited for several reasons and one of them was that with his knowledge of his time, he would get evidence to put D.M behind bars,

• Lady Truth scolded him for thinking about using you to get rid of D.M, then he apologized to you,

• To make up for what he wanted to do, he bought you a basket of sweets which he shared with White and Lady Truth,

• You taught Mr. Inference everything you knew out of your own free will and he learned much faster than you imagined,

• For him, meeting you was like a blessing from the gods, after all, even if you weren't someone from modern times, you were still a great companion for him and his friends, so he felt grateful for that

White/Saphir Mélodis

• When you felt comfortable telling him, it was his happiest day, even though he already knew,

• Every fraction of a second, this boy asked a different question,

• Even though it was tiring answering so many questions, seeing his surprised and interested look, it was worth all the tiredness,

• Whenever you finish answering his questions, q he will say that I would love to be able to see with my own eyes what you are talking about,

• Even if it feels sad in your chest to hear him say that and know it's a lie, you still smile and say, who knows...

• Of course he notices that you are sad and showers you with affection, after all, for him, seeing your sad face is worse than death

[oletus-writer]

Heyy can I have Wu Chang, Mary and Joseph reacting to their s/o giving their mini pet versions more love and affection then them? They think the pets are too cute to not give attention to

Sorry if I made any mistakes English isn’t my first language :)

I do believe I’ve seen people write for Joseph’s pet receiving more attention than him, but here’s my shot at this.

Wu Chang, Mary, and Joseph getting jealous of their mini versions

Warnings: slight jealousy

Xie Bi’an

At first, he thought the fact that you had a mini Wu Chang as your pet was pretty cute, until you began giving it more affection than you gave him.

Of course, he was happy that you were happy, but the bitter pangs of jealousy began creeping up on him.

‘Qin ai de - ah, you’re playing with your pet again... Well, please don’t let me disturb you.’

He wanted to say something else, but left as you hugged the mini Wu Chang to your chest.

He’d plan dates with only you and him (and Wujiu, if you were also dating him) and amp up the sulking if you had brought your pet with you.

‘Ah, I thought I had specified that this date was only for you and me, but you brought it along… it looks like you love it more than me.’ But of course, this was in a joking tone, no matter how he felt.

Expect a lot more of romantic gestures and pampering, as if he was saying ‘I don’t understand why you give the pet more attention than you give me. Look - I can treat you better.’

Fan Wujiu

Unlike Bi’an, he was kind of annoyed that you had a mini version of him. What to cuddle him? Just ask. Want children? Well, that would be quite a conversation. Everything the mini version of him could do, he could do better.

So, when he saw you pampering the pet more than you gave attention to him, he was quite infuriated. Marching towards you, he snatched it from your hands.

‘Give me affection, then I’ll give you back your pet.’

While his directness can be appreciated, sometimes it would be too much. You explained that it was a harmless pet, and that you were comforting it because it was sad you got chaired first.

Hearing this, Wujiu calmed down and stroked the head of the mini him thoughtfully. ‘I did not expect these tiny things to be capable of feeling emotions. How interesting.’

Still, he’d prefer you go to him immediately after matches, especially since you could potentially get injured.

Mary

Sometimes, Mary would get pretty insecure - was she a good girlfriend? There were many other good candidates in the manor, yet you still stuck by her side. She was sure that you would eventually leave her, so seeing a little pet that looked like her to keep you company reassured her a little bit.

That was until you began giving it more affection than you gave her.

She saw an example of this in a match you had with her - you had asked her not to go easy on you, so she obliged, leading you to be chaired. You were comforting the shivering mini Mary, which made the former queen quite displeased.

‘How dare you! You are my lover first, and then the owner of that pet second. Now, as we wait for your teammates to rescue you, shall we have a lovely chat?’

Slightly puzzled, you were rescued by your teammate and Mary continued to chase you.

Be prepared for intense courting, European style, after you finish every match. She can’t stand someone else sweeping you off your feet, even if it’s a mini version of her.

‘Ma chere/mon cher, I had Emma pick the best flowers for you. Now be a dear and let me braid these in your hair/make you a flower crown.’

Joseph

The Frenchies are very similar in how they react to your pet. How lovely of you to have a little remainder of him every where you go! To By God, why are you giving it more attention than you give him?

He’ll also attempt to win your attention by going on more extravagant dates, and all in all spending more time with you.

‘Beau, would you like for me to show you some recipes that… Claude and I used to enjoy? Can you bring your pet? No, I’m afraid it may cause a mess.’

Out of your sight, he’d be rather petty with his mini version. From glaring to knocking if off the table, he’s not going to accept another competitor. Of course, he’d stop if you asked, begrudgingly, but be sure to reassure him that he’ll be the only one in your eyes.

[adiluv-moved]

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👑୧・꒰adi moment꒱ unfortunately i am writing for french 'people' now… how sad… /j lol—to be real, though, i’ve actually started playing identity v again and ended up sparking some interest for joseph ꒰netass gave me tranquility, as a treat꒱, so here we are! feel free to send in requests, whether it be for him or other characters! hope you enjoy! ꒰ㅅ´ ˘ `꒱

꒰⚔️꒱・A closed-off aristocrat with a slight tendency for egotism, Joseph is certainly one of the more tedious residents to woo. Congratulations for ꒰somehow꒱ managing to do so! Beneath his haughty and withdrawn persona, he’s an incredibly observant, caring, and loyal individual—and he does his best to make sure that you feel loved whenever he’s by your side.

꒰⚔️꒱・Although I consider him to be far from optimistic, considering everything that’s happened within his pre-manor days, I do still imagine him to be a sort of hopeless romantic. This is a sentiment you’ll become well aware of through the many dates that he plans for the both of you—whether they be candlelit dinners, strolls in the garden, or something else. These dates do occasionally go astray due to the ever growing amount of inhabitants sharing the space, though he does his best to keep/get things back on track. Please reassure him if things get a bit too hectic—he’s very much prone to panicking.

꒰⚔️꒱・As a man of the arts, you’re quick to become his new muse. He loves taking photos of you at any and every moment he can, regardless of how mundane it is. Depending on your own sentiments of the matter, this could potentially be a root of disagreements—especially considering that the camera seems to follow him every time you’re together. Similarly, he’s a big fan of painting you, originally using the photos he took of you as references, though he quickly abandons them once he gets the hang of things—he’s a fast learner when it comes to you.

꒰⚔️꒱・Of course, though, he values your happiness far more than his desire to preserve you, and he’ll try to stop taking so many photos of you if you ever express discomfort. ꒰Of course, the keyword here is ‘try’.꒱ He slips up on occasion, so please try to be patient with him—it’s his way of showing love, and he tends to get a little over dramatic at times.

꒰⚔️꒱・Joseph is also a rather clingy type of lover, and jealousy is ever quick to sink its fangs into him. The fear of losing you, whether it be physically or emotionally, is relentless in haunting him once you start dating. Even so, it isn’t something he vocalizes often, due to his fears of being considered as weak. Whether it be him hovering close to you whenever you’re too close to another survivor, or the way that he subtly begs you not to leave his side, it is something that you come to notice.

꒰⚔️꒱・Ignore his signs of jealousy, and you might just find that other survivor being targeted during matches—but he’ll ꒰reluctantly꒱ catch himself if you call him out on it. Afterwards, he’ll just resort to being a pouty mess around you, though some extra affection is quick to restore his good mood. You might even catch the Joseph Desaulniers apologizing to the other survivor afterwards—though you’d best bet that he’s swearing them to secrecy. It’s embarrassing, truly! You know nobles like him are meant to be composed at all times..!

꒰⚔️꒱・When it comes to facing you in matches, well… It really does depend. His most common strategies include going friendly for your entire team ꒰and spending the time by your side꒱ or simply avoiding you until everybody else has been chaired and he can give you dungeon. However, there are times that he’ll have to go full swing on you—he fears that the baron might punish the both of you, otherwise. He tries to be gentle on you when this happens, grazing you ever so lightly with his rapier, but he’ll always come running to Emily’s infirmary once the match is over… just to make sure.

꒰⚔️꒱・Assuming that you haven’t been hurt by him in a match, though, it does take some time for him to catch back up with you. Joseph is a massive cleanfreak, and absolutely despises the idea of being dirty—something caused both by his social status and the illness that took Claude away from him. He tends to make a beeline to his shower whenever he returns from matches, a habit that you’ve gradually come to pick up due to his hesitancy to cuddle with you when you haven’t. All things considered, it is a good habit, so you don’t mind it all that much.

꒰⚔️꒱・When it comes to things like PDA, I do imagine Joseph falling more on the conservative side ꒰once again due to his upbringing꒱. He’d really only engage in it when he’s feeling jealous, and for the most part prefers to keep all amorous gestures private… though he won’t complain nor attempt to stop you if you give him a quick kiss on the cheek, or something similar. He does, however, use a lot of French nicknames and terms of endearment for you—both in private and public. Mary enjoys teasing him for it, and offers to translate them for you if you don’t know French.

꒰⚔️꒱・Circling back to his fixation on cleanliness, the worst thing for him is falling sick. He’s quick to become upset if he notices himself falling under the weather, and he’ll quickly try to find something to blame for it. While this can grate on the nerves of whoever’s caring for him, being angry distracts him from his fear—though he’ll try to tone things down if he notices that he’s riling you up. Regardless, he’s grateful that you’re putting in the effort to care for him, even if he initially tries to shoo you off for the fear of getting you sick, too.

꒰⚔️꒱・If you’re the one sick, however, things tend to go much differently. He’s a mix of worried and distant whenever it happens, constantly obsessing over your condition and endlessly pestering Emily—begging her to make sure that you’re alright. At the same time, however, you won’t catch a single sight of him while you’re still ill—the thought of seeing you in such a state causing his stomach to churn. He’s quick to apologize once you’re better, pressing kisses on every part of skin that he can reach… Though expect a slight scolding to accompany his tenderness.

꒰⚔️꒱・Ending this with a cuddling headcanon..! Joseph absolutely adores having you close to him. Whether it be you sitting in his lap while he reads a book or him having an arm wrapped around you as he rants about bad matches and annoying survivors, cuddling is a necessity for him. He’s not against the idea of falling asleep while holding you, either, but be warned that his grip gets shockingly tight once he drifts off. While attempts at escape don’t fully wake him, he’ll try to convince you to stay with half-asleep murmurs of ‘don’t leave, mon ange…’ or ‘stay a little, mon amour…’. Unfortunately for you, they’re rather effective.

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[oletusfragments]

i heard requests were open and i scampered over as quickly as i could, i hope i made it in time 🙏

🌠: joseph, victor and mike (seperately) with a gn! reader who got hurt badly during the match and he has to take care of them (for joseph you could make the injuries be from a nasty fall or getting hit by the trolley or something)

Thank you for your time!

— SAVE YOUR HEART FOR ME; I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED

�� JOSEPH

You and an injured teammate are running away from the photographer, circling around the hospital to buy time for the decoder of your team to decode the remaining two cipher machines. One of you has already been sent back to the manor deleteriously early in the game. Your team was quite at a disadvantage especially with Joseph's ability to slow down your decoding progress.

Currently, you're supporting your injured teammate as much as you can by shielding them against Joseph's hits. You and the photographer are aware and has accepted the consequences of loving someone from a faction with an opposite purpose from each other. You are to survive and he is to kill. But your lover can't exactly find it in him to hit you, the love of his life even if it costs him the match. And do you take advantage of it. He loathes you for that sometimes.

He's trying his best to find an opening through your body block to hit the other survivor but to no avail. You are quite persistent in taking the hit for them. Shielding them so closely to the point that it looks like you're hugging them.

The chase of cat and mouse, two mice in this situation, continues between all of you. All desperately aiming for victory even with the given situation. But perhaps Joseph should've paid more attention as to how long your body would last at the repeated jumping off the two-story building of the hospital.

You jump down following your teammate from the destroyed wall of the hospital's second floor. And Joseph follows after. But this time, the sight of you and your teammate running isn't what greeted him but instead the sight of you desperately trying to stand up from the ground with your teammate trying to support you as much as they can. But with the hits they've taken from Joseph's sword, their body doesn't allow them to help you to get off and run as the photographer inches closer to the two of you.

"My dear, what happened?" Joseph kneels beside you. He puts away his sword and inspects your body for injuries and puts an arm around you.

You shake your head "Don't worry, it's not that bad." But the hiss of pain you let out when you try to move one of your legs says otherwise.

He takes your hand away that was wrapped around your ankle to see the injury for himself. Your skin is littered in purple and red. His irises–wait he doesn't have those… He glances on your ankle to your face. "Does it hurt that much? You must have hurt your ankle when you fell."

"Oh we don't know that, my ankle just probably decided to dislocate while I'm mid-air." You replied to his obvious statement.

Joseph gives you a look and you decide to change the topic "So, uh, what about the match?"

"I don't think it's a good idea to continue it when you're in this state… maybe we should just call it a draw and go back?" Your teammate speaks up. Joseph gives an approved hum and picks you up, fighting back a grin when your cheeks turn pink at the gesture.

He carried you to your room and tended to your injury all by himself. But he did call for other medical experts in the manor (such as Emily) to make sure you'd have a stable and speedy recovery.

As much as he'd like to, Joseph would abandon any work or matches he has planned on his agenda just to stay by your side. But let's say due to manor rules, he can't.

The other survivors feel like the photographer has been more aggressive with his matches these couple days. They thought that it might be because you're hurt. Technically they're right, he just wants the matches to be over so that he'd see you again quicker.

— VICTOR

It's not too surprising that you'd get injured. After all, the area all of you are living in aren't exactly safe nor are the people you're sharing under the roof with. Especially when you all are scheduled and obligated to play the "game". In this house, getting hurt is normal.

You weren't feeling it today. The past few days were tireless and you've barely gotten any sleep. But you had a match today. And you can't exactly skip it, even with how exhausted you are. The baron cares only for rules and results you give, they could care less for your lack of rest.

The match was quite peaceful, fortunately. The kiter of your team was doing well and the rest of you three are peacefully decoding the ciphers. Victor was also in the match which gave some comfort in the intense and tiring atmosphere.

But you were tired as hell, and the peace was so boring that it's encouraging you to relax. A bit too much. Your eyes droop and you lose your focus on decoding. You didn't even hear the bell that signifies an upcoming calibration. Your eyelids opened as fast as you closed them when the cipher gave you a shock for your failed calibration.

Luckily Victor has already finished your cipher and was heading to yours when he heard you scream in pain followed by a thud. He rushed to the noise and scrambled beside you to check what had happened to you.

The familiar bark heading your way gives you relief as you lie on the ground hissing and groaning while clutching your wrist. Victor looks at you worriedly as he positions himself beside you. He lets out a surprise yelp when his eyes land on your right hand. Around your palm are black spots and red marks.

"I got shocked…" You say, your voice hinting a slight disappointment towards yourself. "I fell asleep and missed a calibration."

Victor gives you a warm side hug whispering to you "Please don't beat yourself too much because of this. You were too tired and shouldn't have been in this match anyway."

He rubs your shoulders to soothe you. There's no doctor in the match right now and the area the game is set in doesn't seem to have any first aid kits or anything to help to provide. So unfortunately you'd have to sit for now until the match is over to get your wound treated.

A cipher pops from across the map and is followed by another pop. Maybe it was fortunate that there was a certain prisoner in the match to help speed up the cipher progress. There's only one cipher left needed to complete. And yours was more than halfway done. The inventor from across the map sees that too and the light bulb from the switch on the ground lights up signifying that he has made a connection to your cipher to the one near his.

"Stay here, it'll get better soon I promise." His hushed voice says to you and you nod in response. You don't have to do anything but wait right now, seems like the perfect time to take a short nap. But the zap you just had earlier just electrocuted the exhaustion out of you. Well at least you have Wick and your cute blonde lover to accompany you right now and to keep you distracted from what happened. You don't even want to look at your injured hand right now.

Victor doesn't need to take a peek from his letters to speed up his decoding. His love for you and his priority for your health and safety is enough to give him the motivation he needs to slam his fingers on the metal keyboard like his life depends on it (well technically it does I guess?).

When the last cipher popped, Victor rushed you to the nearest gate and typed in the code to get you out of there as fast as possible.

He memorized every advice Emily gave to you for your injury, even writing it down so it won't be forgotten. He also made sure to send a letter of gratitude to the doctor in thanks for her help.

The days you feel insecure or guilty for your accident, Victor was there to reassure you. Saying that any wounds or mistakes you do doesn't make him love you less and that he will always be there and take care of you when needed.

When he's not available or busy with other things, he'd send long letters and gifts to make you feel better while you rest in the meantime you're healing from your injury.

— MIKE

A risky boyo. He literally plays with bombs. As much as it helps to reduce the hunter's abilities and speed, it's still a bomb. A weapon treated as a toy and could pose a threat to the survivors side if handled wrong (ingame it doesn't do anything to fellow survs but I'm talking in a more realistic sense...does that make sense lol).

The match was just utter chaos. Sounds of bombs everywhere that your own eardrums felt like exploding. Even their ticking was enough to make your ears bleed, not just because they're annoying but also because it's the indicator to your upcoming demise of getting flown to the sky by a rocket.

Your beloved acrobat is heading towards you and the hunter, guard 26. A hunter with a seemingly unlimited stack of bombs that can rain upon you. Around you were a handful of bombs threatening to explode as soon as a foot stepped on their area, something Bonbon can also command despite the timer. Making it harder for your lover to rescue you unscathed.

Mike runs towards Bonbon and leaps above him, dropping a fire bomb. He cartwheels to your chair and stands up immediately to untie you from the binds. But as soon as you get out of the seat, bombs explode on the two of you. He missed.

"Oh… oopsies. Sorry." He gives you a strained smile while his eyes display annoyance. You can't even be mad when he already looks guilty enough for the mistake. Ah, well he tried his best. What's fortunate at least is that you didn't get incapacitated and both of you managed to get away with the help of the speed boost of your will to live. The amount of miracles that happened in the overwhelming situation was absurd but you'd take any chance god gives you.

But unfortunately, your luck ends there. You all still end up getting eliminated and receive a loss for the match.

Both you and Mike are treating each other's burns in your room. It wasn't only you who suffered but him as well. He apologized to you profusely for his mistake at the match.

"If it only landed properly, the match could've gone better… damn…"

You use your arms to lift your weight to scoot closer to him, wincing when the burns in your legs brush with the fabric of the mattress. "We all make mistakes, don't beat yourself up over it."

"But look at us! We got cooked." He points at both your legs, which are wrapped in dressings.

"There's nothing we can do to change the past now, no matter the amount of regrets we have right now. We just gotta make sure it won't happen next time."

He hums in contemplation before replying to you, "You're right."

His head shot up as if an idea sparked in his mind and you look at him curiously "And next time, I'll do cooler stunts while I explode a bomb on their face! I'll do this cool flip like…" Mike motions his ideas with his hands in a way that's only comprehensible to him as you nod pretending–but trying–to understand.

"Oh, I have a lot of work to do!" He says, giddy with excitement and an earnest look on his face. Seems that he's recovered from his depressed state. You smile at him, glad that he's shining once again. But there's still one thing he needs to consider…

"Mike, you should let your legs heal first…"

"...Oh, right."

You two spend time with each other while also healing together. He'd caress your injuries and kiss them but they're burns. They hurt when touched so he can't (😔).

Mike makes you laugh by telling jokes and silly stories in return for you comforting him. He's even willing to serve you meals in bed if you want him to and no, he won't let you do any work. See it as a redemption for his undignified rescue, he says.

N: I think I focused more on the scenario than the caring part, especially at Mike's part and you can see very well which parts I gave up on oml 😭😭 Sorry this took long!

[bunnys-lovespace]

Joseph and first time sex!

Hii!! Bun decided to make her first post smut cuz that’s the only thing she’s good at writing for!! :33 please feel free to leave requests!!

Bun decided to do some kind of Q&A style cuz it’s easier and she can’t do anything too long w her attention span XD

Is he gentle?

Very gentle! To get to this level of intimacy with him means you’d have to mean a lot to him and he needs to love you a lot, he’ll show you just how much he loves you during it (100% holding your hand)

Fast or slow?

He’ll go slow at the start so you don’t get overwhelmed (if it’s your first time) but if you urge him to he’ll go faster. He prefers a more slow pace at the start

Is this his first time? Or has he had any experience in the past?

I can see Joseph having sex to gain something from people, while it was a bit rare he still has some experience. He’s very understanding and patient if it’s your first time though, he’ll make sure to communicate properly with you to make you feel good

How long does it last?

He doesn’t do multiple rounds with you for the first time, but he does make sure you two do it for a while. He really likes this intimate moment with you and he doesn’t want this first memory to be quick and forgettable

What’s he like after?

He’s very sweet and attentive afterwards he makes sure you’re okay and after a bit of relaxing he decides it’s time to clean up, he doesn’t want you two going to sleep dirty. Don’t worry if your legs feel weak, he’ll help you walk- or he’ll even carry you if he can <3

Sorry this was so short!! I’ll be writing some more stuff once I get some inspo! :3

[reallyromealone]

Sososo I’ve come with a Joseph request from identity v cause that man is scrumdiddlyumptious

Basically Joseph is like a king right? And reader is one of his servants that’s always with him 24/7 and Joseph loves flirting with reader because of his reactions DESPITE Joseph being married (a queen btw)

And on this one particular night, Joseph summons reader to one of the guest bedrooms and is all touchy freely and reader doesn’t think it’s right at all

BUT! Reader thinks about it for a bit with a little help of Joseph convincing him (he was using gentle words and his pretty face) which leads to them getting down and dirty

Kinks: hair pulling, biting (soft), praising, and orgasm denial 🥰

What I wrote definitely won't get me into heaven

Warning

Nsfw, smut, male reader, bottom reader, gay, anal, cheating, au

It started in the library, (name) was dusting the shelves when the king took notice of him and instantly became obsessed with servant and since then (name)s life at the castle became a horny nightmare.

King Joseph was everywhere, soft gropes and quiet flirts and (name) would be a liar if he said it didn't do things to him.

"My~ aren't you flexible..." Joseph said watching (name) clean, the servant contorted slightly to get to a hard to reach spot and (name) blushed at his comment, the two currently in Joseph's study and the man had (name) specifically to clean it, he was practically his private Butler.

And if Joseph had his way, his husband.

But all in due time.

"Tonight I have a guest coming to stay the night, I need you to clean the velvet room for them to sleep in, you must be there for 7pm" Joseph said seriously as (name) bowed to him "of course your Highness..."

"Joseph"

(Name) looked confused and Joseph wanted to smear cum all over that face "in private call me Joseph..." He said as he leaned back in his chair and held his chin on his thumb and his index finger curled slightly covering his lips "o-of course your hi--Joseph" (name) blushed at the informality and Joseph felt blood rush to his cock as he dismissed the other.

When (name) was a distance away Joseph locked the door and returned to his desk, unbuckling his pants and freeing his cock.

(Name) plagued his thoughts, the white haired man imagining (name) on his knees before him stroking his cock before taking it deep in his mouth and Joseph practically fucking his delicate throat.

Joseph fucked his fist with furrowed eyebrows, his blue eyes unfocused as he thought of (name) and wanted nothing more than to ruin the other.

Cum splattered his desk as a grunt left his lips, a bead of sweat falling down his neck.

Joseph didn't care much for his wife, the queen wasn't his type in the slightest and he was working on ways to divorce her.

He had another person in mind to be his queen.

(Name) wandered the halls with cleaning supplies, off to clean the guest room.

(Name) hummed slightly as he changed the sheets and began dusting "god you're ravishing" (name) turned to see the blue eyed beauty that was Joseph, his long white hair cascaded down his shoulders as he removed his carvot and took off his crown and carefully placed it on the desk, vibrant blue eyes piercing through (name) as he stalked towards him, pinning him against the wall and his hands groping his hips. His lips were a hairline away from (name)s as he spoke "do you even know the affects you have on me?" He asked and (name) blushed at the contact "cute..." Joseph commented with a chuckle before kissing (name), the kings lips demanding and controlled as his hand moved to grasp his neck gently "we -ah- we can't do this..." (Name) said as Joseph moved his leg between the others and rubbed his clothed cock "of course we can" Joseph said moving to kiss his neck, wet kisses and slight sucking on his neck to leave hickeys "t-the queen..."

"Don't worry about that... Don't you want to be a good boy for me? My pretty boy? Let touch you and show you how beautiful you are?"

(Name) gasped as Joseph's free hand pulled (name)s cock and stroked it, thumb rubbing the tip and (name) couldn't hold back the moan leaving his lips "let me love you the way you deserve to be loved"

Joseph wanted to love (name) with everything he had and (name) gasped under his touch and nodded shakily, gasping when Joseph lifted him into his arms and tossed him on the bed and began removing his clothes, (name) watching heatedly as the king stood nude before him, cock erect "you did this..." Joseph said rubbing his cock slowly before crawling on the bed and practically ripping the clothes off (name) "been waiting to do this..." Joseph wanted to take his time with (name).

His beautiful precious darling deserved to be treated like the treasure be was.

Joseph touched every curve, groping as he kissed (name) slowly, cocks rubbing as he caged (name) and his white hair fell around (name) like a waterfall of pure snow.

Joseph grinned at how inexperienced (name) was, the precious man never had time for romance and tried so hard to keep up, whining when Joseph slipped his tongue in.

Joseph's tongue felt weird in (name)s mouth but the servant found the sensation to be addictive as Joseph moved the others hands to wrap around his neck "you can tug in my hair if you desire so, you'll need something to hold onto after all..."

"What do you--oh!" (Name) gripped the king's hair as he went lower and took (name)s cock in fully, hand gripping the base tight enough so (name) couldn't cum as he sucked him off "p-please I-I need..."

"You can cum on my cock and my cock alone" Joseph said seriously as he moved lower and pushed (name) into a mating press "w-wait!"

"What?" Joseph asked kissing (name)s inner thigh "that place is dirty..."

"Pretty clean to me... I know you like to take multiple showers a day as you work so hard for me..." Joseph said sucking on his thighs and leaving little love bites "I just can't help myself..." Joseph licked his ass before practically making out with it, flipping (name) for better access "don't cum unless I tell you too" Joseph said seriously before returning to his meal, devouring sweet (name)s ass with vigor.

He slowly introduced a finger with his tongue, searching for something (name) didn't understand as the poor man's body nearly gave out from the sensation.

This was all so new to (name), the man drooling on the bed as he let the other have his way with him.

Joseph introduced two more fingers slowly, removing his tongue completely to finger (name)s ass open, stretching and curling his fingers "Ah!"

"There it is..." Joseph began fucking his prostate relentlessly as he moved his hand to grip the others cock, bending over to lick (name)s ear lobe and gently nip it "so pretty..." He grunted before pulling his fingers out "shh don't worry..." Joseph stopped (name)s whine as his cock rubbed against his ass "gonna fill you up with something nicer..."

"Let me look at you" Joseph gently manhandled (name) so he laid in his back, legs spread and breathless and Joseph rested his forehead on (name)s "god I love you..." Joseph gently pushed in with a breathy groan before kissing (name) with passion, slowly bottoming out.

It stung but slowly (name) moaned when he slightly moved "you feel so good... My perfect angel... I want to take you everywhere... Make you my queen..." Joseph was babbling as he slowly began thrusting, gently biting the others neck as (name) closed his eyes with furrowed brows, moaning softly.

"Going to imprint the shape of my cock in you... Wont be able to do anything without thinking of my cock in you..." He mumbled as he slowly picked up speed, both moaning and grunting as skin slapping skin echoed through the room.

"I-I"

"You're close? Come on my beloved... Cum for your king!" The two climaxed and (name)s body was shaking "the queen was in love with another... We're working on our seperation... She inherited from her father... Soon I'll put a ring on you" Joseph whispered as he watched his beloved fall asleep.

He would have to get his fiance nicer clothes.

Or clothes easier to remove.

[revluvs]

🪡 unrequited disturbance - joseph desaulnier x reader - part 1? (rushed)

Summary - You are a renowned seamstress working at your own boutique, your life takes a sudden turn when multiple cases of disappearances appear in your area and it just so happened you met the “perpetrator”?

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Cut, cut, cut… The soft sounds of shears trimming fabric echo throughout the room, followed by the sounds of chalk drawn against fabric; measuring taped draped to the floor and tiny pins scattered across the table. You look up from the fabric, setting down the shears in your hand. Drawn in by the sound of a knock, you walk out the room to only be embraced by the warmth of the suns rays. It was a late awakening to the morning that was greeted by a sense of curiosity. Walking towards the front of the shop, you open the door and a newspaper lies at the front-step. You pick it up and read the tittle of “The Missing Disappearance Case”. 

“How curious…” You mutter under your breath, as you walk back into the shop you became intrigued at the contents of the newspaper. Slowly flipping the pages, you read word by word of the missing disappearance case and reach the bottom where it mentions “the perpetrator has yet to be caught.”; those words instantly cause your face to contort in utter disgust and are quickly agitated, when you realize the case was in your area. “Hopefully they’re caught soon, just the thought of knowing that there’s always a slight chance I’ll stumble across the perpetrator gives me ughhh..” unable to finish your sentence, you resume back to your commission.

Two hours had gone by since the time you read the newspaper and a scheduled appointment was coming up. By the afternoon the commission was meticulously sewn to perfection, just in time for the client to stand idly at the front door.

There at the front-steps stood a dashingly handsome nobleman, one of great elegance and dignity, who was accompanied by two other gentlemen of the same stature. “Greetings, Earl Mèlodis! Please follow me towards the designated guest quarters.” You motion a gesture towards the shop, before guiding the noble into the measuring room. The Earl tailing behind you flashes a smile and earnestly follows you in: admiring the decor and outfits displayed inside. 

“Please do hand me your coat and make your way over here on the elevated platform!” The Earl hands you his black coat. Smiling you walk towards the coat rack to only then notice the weird stench radiating off the coat. Dumbfounded you’re taken by surprise at such matters, but paid no mind to the business of the Earl. “Whatever his business is, is not my business…” you sigh as you return back to the Earl. Desire Mèlodis, the Earl, awaits your return before asking “to resume the measuring” as you grab the measuring tape you cannot help, but notice the specs of browny-red stains on the Earls white vest. Your face contorts and the Earl gives you a polite smile “Is there a problem, Miss Seamstress?” tilting his head ever so slightly. “No.. There’s no problem, Earl. None.. Not at all.” You say firmly, however the thoughts of the “Missing Disappearance Case” flash in your mind: Is it possible he’s the perpetrator? Mumbling you stumble on your own heels.

Gracefully the Earl catches you with one swift motion “You seem to be lost in your own mind, Miss Seamstress.” he stares with ill intent, hoping you’ll catch on to his motives. His servants rush over towards the Earl in an angsty manner, one whose name was Roger politely guides you aside to ask if you’re alright. Giving him a quick nod, before sharing a glance with an ever so cunning Earl. Not wanting to spend any more time with the Earl, you wrap up the appointment and give the servants a notice for when the commission will be ready. 

Standing at the front-steps the Earl awaits your farewell, he walks closer and leans in to whisper “What keen eyes you have, Miss Seamstress. It would be a shame if any thing were to happened to you, if word got out about this little incident.” He grips your shoulder, before giving it a tight squeeze. As he steps onto his carriage, he gives you his usual smile while motioning to Roger to hand you an envelope. “I wonder what’s this for…”

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Writing this felt like it took four years off my life ;’(

If it feels rushed It is. I would’ve loved to develop their encounter in a better manner, however semester finals are soon and I needed something to get me off the stress: so I wrote this silly short. Hopefully in the future I can revisit this fanfic, when I improve on my writing!

[abandonedbun]

Triggering topic, if you are triggered by this please do scroll away

Topic:S*lf harm/c*tting

Reacting to recent scars

Characters:Naib, Joseph, Wu Chang

PLEASE NOTE: Bun is not romanticizing these topics but simply spreading awareness and writing comfort for anyone who needs it. Romanticization/fetishization of this is not tolerated on this blog

Last warning, Bun is not responsible if you read this or not

Naib Subedar

He’d be so scared, for a moment he wouldn’t know what to do

He’s never expect to see you with arms with recently dried blood

At first Naib would seem so angry, asking things like “What the fuck is this?” “The hell’s going on?!”

But it would quickly end when he looks again at your scars, he tells you to stay put as he comes back with bandages

He’s scarily silent when he’s wrapping your arms up you don’t have a clue what he’s thinking while he’s doing this

As soon as he’s done he finally breaks. You were expecting to be scolded but instead he hugged you tightly, he’s never held you this tightly before

For a second you were confused but when you felt tears drip on your shoulder you realized how scared he was and how much he cared for you

He was terrified, he didn’t want to lose you, he didn’t want you to leave his side

After what felt like an eternity of silence he told you that this wasn’t going to help, that there’s so many better ways and this definitely wasn’t a solution to whatever problems you had going on

He’d be scared of leaving your side, he stays by your side almost 24/7 and is holding you close

When you’re asleep (or when he thinks you’re asleep) it would be the only time he’d cry, he can’t handle the thought of you dying on him

He’s only angry at himself for not doing something earlier, but he wants to get over it for you to do something for you now

Joseph Desaulniers

He’s more scared and emotional then anyone

He can’t handle seeing you in such pain

When he first saw them he thought they were from matches but the lies he told himself stopped working

He couldn’t fool himself, matches wouldn’t give scars like that, give scars aligned in such a specific way

When he came to the realization his heart sank, he felt sick to his stomach

He felt like throwing up because he knew people who did this often had a reason, a reason very well known

He’d sob so much, he’d do it for hours. He too can’t handle the thought of losing you, he’s already lost his brother he doesn’t want to lose you as well

The next time he sees you his hair’s a mess, his shirt’s wrinkled and there are heavy dark circles under his eyes

He tries to keep his voice as steady as possible and asks to speak with you in private

When he asks the question you can hear his voice shaking and starting to crack

He looks you in the eyes with his tired ones

You both know the answer, but Joseph needs you to be honest, lying would just hurt more

When you do admit to it he breaks down and pulls you to a tight embrace

He’s whispering in your ear, begging you not to leave him, telling you how much light you brings to this world

After enough words of reassurance have been said to the both of you he’s hesitant but loosens his grip and lets you go

But he won’t let you leave his side, even if you have a match. He’ll find a way to let you be excused

Only when (if you’re a survivor) you’re matched with him he’ll let you go, on the condition you meet him at a selected spot. He completely ignores other survivors and stays out of their sight with you, if they get too annoying or make an even slightly rude comment to you they’re instantly getting chaired or bled out

On the days you don’t leave he’s in bed with you holding you close and making sure you know you’re loved

He only ever gets up to get you food, water and to fix a bath for the two of you

And even when he’s getting food he’s carrying you so you stay with him

It takes him a while but he eventually calms down a bit and lets you do your own thing

He’ll always worry, but over time he gets better at acting he isn’t scared anymore while letting you know he cares

Xie Bi’an and Fan Wujiu

They’d be the most understanding, especially Xie Bi’an

When they first see your scars they don’t point it out right away, they could be old and not everyone is okay with talking about it

But when they notice them growing more and you doing more things to hide your arms like wearing long sleeves and wearing jackets even if it’s a hot day, their concern grows more and more

Fan didn’t exactly know how to approach the topic, he wants to show he cares but he doesn’t know how to, so Xie says he can do most of the talking

Xie gently asks you if you can talk, promising nothing bad will happen and nobody’s mad or disappointed

When he does his voice is soft and soothing

He asks you what’s been going on in your mind and if you really have been harming yourself, he knows but he wants to know if you trust him enough to be honest

When you tell him the truth, he just holds you close, he asks if you want to talk about any of your problems, telling you he understands exactly how you feel but it won’t solve anything, and taking the bigger step is just going to cause more pain

Fan does come in to comfort you as well, doing a bit more talking so Xie doesn’t get too overwhelmed with bad memories

He reassures you it’ll all be okay like Xie said, he says it isn’t the answer

They know it’ll be hard but they want you to try and stop. Not for them but for yourself, you need to do it for yourself

They won’t cling to you but they will be around you a bit more then usual and do check ins once in a while

Xie does sometimes cry when you’re not around, he and Fan talk about their worries in this situation

They may not be sobbing but they really are scared and worried, they care so much

They make little promises to you that life will get better, that everything will get better soon, and they’ll be by your side the whole time

[veranda-larkspur]

Joseph with an s/o who’s like.. way taller than him? He’s so cute <3

Uhhh fucking....what do tall people do????Also I got mini Jojo in game so I'm a very happy camper!!!

How dare you

He loves you so so much, but this is absolute bull

He's already shorter than most of the other hunters, but now there's another????

He's so upset (not rlly, he's just dramatic)

If you were to either pick him up or use his head as an armrest he'd be all

"How dare you!!! I am a nobleman!!!"

(Don't listen to him, he actually likes it a lot)

Also if you were to hold him in your lap or carry him princess style, he'd be ready to cry, he likes being babied

So do it a lot. Please

If you were to tease him about his height, however....

Your ankles are begging you not too

Because despite his height, he has very, very pointy shoes

They hurt a lot

Also now that your taller than him, you legally obligated to carry his photography equipment for him. I don't make the rules.

He acts like a stereotypical gf with strong partner. Your carrying his bags.

(As well as his emotional baggage)

If you pick him up without warning, he will have a heart attack. He's too old for surprises.

All in all, he's slightly annoyed at being the shorter one yet again, but he sees some uses....

[avinwrites]

Can you do general Joseph hcs with a shy/mute reader? Tysm :)

Joseph x mute!Reader

-Joseph is a natural gentleman

-It took you a long time to get to the point with him where you’re comfortable being around him

-He’s a socialite, raised to be around people

-at least, that's what you thought when you first met him

-after meeting him and learning more about his past and actions

-you realize he’s a lot like you

-maybe not shy, and he certainly is talkative

-but he prefers moments of quiet, moments alone

-not totally alone, however, he can’t handle being alone with his thoughts

-When you first meet in a match, he tries to be gentlemanly and flowery with you, leading to you being uncomfortable

-he tries to make it up to you, but you just won’t talk to him 

-at least, from his perspective

-So, he writes a letter, and you write a letter back, and correspondence continues like this for a long while

-you both learn so much about each other without having to dance around the formalities and uncomfortableness of face-to-face meetings

-You two have bonded, and no one even knows

-Except maybe Victor, who you request to send your letters to Joseph.

-And it's fine like that for a while

-but Joseph craves your affections

-and you would have to admit that, now you’re comfortable with him, you, too, would like to improve upon what you have with him

-Honestly, neither of you even have to speak to be on the same wavelength

-somewhere on opposite sides of the Manor, two people had the same idea at the same time

-you had been communicating through letters for so long

-why not write a letter detailing your feelings for Joseph

-Cue Joseph’s exact same thought process

-you both leave to find each other at the same time, letters in hand

-it didn’t take long for you to run into him

-before the nerves could get to you, you hold out your letter to him

-as does he

-You almost have to check if you handed him the right letter, they’re both so similar

-guess there was nothing for you to be worried about

-“It may be a bit sudden,” he starts, “but I wish to physically communicate my feelings towards you, if you should accept.”

-You don’t hesitate to nod in approval

-As if holding the thinnest piece of glass, he brings his hand to each side of your face, tilting your head up and leaning down to meet you with his lips

-And you’ve never been the same since

-Still, you are uncomfortable with other people

-but Joseph’s different

-Any time you’re alone with him, you’re excitedly pointing out something in a book you read

-Or he’s teaching you how he takes photographs or how to paint

-In matches, he’s going easy on you

-with only a pout, you make him aware of the fact that you don’t want special treatment when playing the games

-does he listen? Not really!

-He’s slower to pick you up and chair you because he tries to be gentle

-if you happen to be on a team with someone who you’re not at all comfortable with, he’ll only go for them, to save you trouble

-If you’re the only one left, he’s not going to get you out

-“My victory would taste sweeter knowing you’re safe, and the dungeon is right there.”

-Or, if you want to spend some time alone with him, you’ll just walk and be together while you finish decoding

-Overall, he’s as sweet as can be and wants nothing more than to ensure your comfort

Thank you so much for the request! I hope you enjoy! (❁´◡`❁)

[turbulentscrawl]

Any headcannons for Joseph? It would be quite funny if you wrote about how he feels about getting the sanrio skin 😭.

(my English isn't very good, sorry if I make mistakes/sound rude)

A short one, but a bit silly! This is my first time touching on "costumes" so there's some general explanation for them too

-The first time Joseph sees the skin, he’s enraged. But he dares not say anything to Lady Nightingale’s face. The other Hunters see it and tease him, mock him. Joseph’s ego makes it so easy. Some of the others will be getting their own, they hear, but even Call-Me-Cute-and-you-Die-Ithaqua doesn’t seem bothered by the announcement of his. Josephs is alone in his displeasure on this one.

-Things are a bit different when he wears it, however. Since a lot of the costumes are connected to specific AUs, some of them have a tendency to alter the wearer’s personality. The extent of this depends on the value of the costume—how much magic Lady Nightingale put into it. So when Joseph wears this odd, baby-blue-bunny costume, he seems...sweeter?

-Anyone perceptive enough can see there’s still anger behind his eyes, like deep down he knows he’s not acting this way entirely of his own volition, but on the surface he’s far more amicable and friendly.

-He’s still a hunter in matches, but he apologizes when he hits someone, bows sweetly when he chairs them. If a survivor giggles at the baby-rattle sound of his attack, he smiles at them cutely and waits for the chase to resume. When he walks around the Hunter manor he keeps asking to have tea or picnics with people in the garden. If forced to wear it longer-term, he even gets a bit more chummy with the survivors, which will have mixed results when the costume comes off.

-Rest assured, Joseph will remember all the treatment he received while in that outfit; anyone who taunted or took advantage of his unwilling sweetness is going on a mental list. But if they treated him the same, or with some grace, he feels a bit indebted to them. At the very least, he owes them a bit of gentleness in the next match. He may even come out of it all thinking, privately, of some certain people as…friends. Something he hasn’t had much of in quite a while.

[kohabielnin]

General Relationships

To celebrate my birthday today (February 5th), I thought I'd share some General Relationships with my favorite characters, I just put those that don't have a general relationship or bf

To be honest, I had forgotten that the Cheshire Cat has one, but as I only remembered it when I was finished, I decided that it would remain

Morningstar/Ithaqua

• As a king, he is a bit busy and sometimes forgets to pay attention to you,

• For me, there are few things he doesn't know how to do,

• Another who is cute when he wants to be, but to the public he is an evil sadist,

• You are still the only person who has seen his gentle and loving side,

• A complete little love in private,

• He is very afraid of losing you, even if you say you won't leave him

Moonlight Gentleman/Joseph Desaulnier

• He often acts like a dog,

• He loves to caress his ears and especially if you massage them, you can be sure that you will have a puppy with a wagging head,

• Exorcist to this day has not said his opinion due to the relationship you have with Moonlight,

• This dog man, just hearing his name makes his tail wag,

• He tries to hide the fact that his tail is wagging in your presence because he thinks it's embarrassing, even if you say it's cute,

• To be honest, I would like to have a Moonlight of my own because he's so cute, but I have to settle for his skin

Exorcist/Aesop Carl

• I have some controversial opinions regarding him,

• He could go from calm to cold in seconds,

• Moonlight really likes your relationship for some reason he never said,

• As an Exorcist, he sometimes comes home very late,

• He's not much for physical contact, but he enjoys stroking your hair,

• You, him and Moonlight watch the sunset every day together

Phoenix/Aesop Carl

• This man is cute and shy because of his fear of being hunted,

• Likes to watch the stars with you,

• In my opinion, he and the Cheshire Cat are the cutest, right after Victor Specter,

• He tries not to be so cute, but he just can't,

• He really likes sweets and his food,

• A great, gentle and kind companion who won't leave your side unless you ask

Cheshire Cat/Naib Subedar

• He's cute, without a shadow of a doubt the cutest after Phoenix, or even before,

• Purrs while you stroke his hair,

• Even though he is half feline, he doesn't have much freshness to eat,

• Don't think you can pet his tail, he will still bite and scratch you if you do that, he doesn't like having his tail touched,

• He likes to sleep on your lap or on top of a tree like a cat,

• The only thing he doesn't like is you changing your tone of voice when calling him, after all he doesn't like feeling like a pet

Luca Balsa

• To this day he wonders why you chose him,

• Already made a kitten robot for you,

• He doesn't really know how to be affectionate, but the important thing is that he tries,

• He's a bit annoying because of his low self-esteem,

• Alva never stops thanking you for taking care of Luca,

�� He's a little jealous and doesn't like seeing you around Kevin

Edgar Valden

• He is annoying, very annoying, doesn't like anything and complains about almost everything,

• The only thing he openly says he likes is painting with you, but only also,

• He's a real tsundere,

• When he wants to, he is kind and leaves his arrogance aside, but only if you two are alone,

• He likes having you sitting on his lap,

• You may have accidentally become his muse

Matthias Czenin

• His attitude has always been a little shy and almost everything scares him, not that you can blame him,

• You two already tried to get rid of Louis, but it didn't end very well, unfortunately,

• He loves your company and feels calm in your presence,

• Louis seems to have a strange attachment to you, honestly, this scary doll,

• Please try to get rid of this doll, he is completely scary...

• Sometimes, just sometimes Louis lets you two have your privacy, but just as he disappears, he appears

[oletus-writer]

Joseph NSFW alphabet please? 🙇‍♀️🙏

Sorry that this took a while

Joseph NSFW Aphabet

Warnings: nsfw

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

He’s a bit lazier, and will not do much more than lie beside you, brush your hair from your face, and languidly express how important to you are, some parts being in french.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

What doesn’t he like about you? It’s less of a certain body part, but moreso the way you hold yourself, your presentation, and the air that you command when you step into the room. It’s the little things that photography can’t seem to capture, no matter how skilled the photographer (although he’d never admit it). He likes his own face, his own body, provided it doesn’t have the cracks that he finds ever-present in his matches.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn’t have a lot of cum, and prefers to cum on your stomach and back. He kind of wants you to cum on his face and leave him to lick it off himself.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to experiment with a monster dildo and feel how it stretches him, how he barely manages to fit it in his mouth. He wants you to watch on coldly, as he rides the toy, and perhaps take a photo or two.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

He was raised in a wealthy household in the late 1700s, so it’s no sex before marriage for him. You’ll have to teach him everything.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

As he has no experience, he’s not well-versed in sex positions. He would enjoy the face-off position, as he gets to see the lovely expressions you’re making.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s not one to crack jokes in sex, and a lot of the ones he makes in general are pertaining to the French language.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

His pubic hair is a nice colour of white-blond, and is more sparse and thin than anything. He spends some time grooming, as I refuse to acknowledge that back then they thought perfuming was equivalent to bathing. He’d prefer if you also trimmed your hair, as he wants you to take care of yourself.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)

He’s a very intimate and romantic man, both in and out of sex. Expect body worship and praises, mainly in French.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcannon)

Since he was unable to have sex before marriage, he’s pretty skilled at masturbating to relieve stress or sexual frustrations. He had read some erotica when he was younger, so he enjoys edging himself to simulate the feeling of having sex.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Mirrored sex, photographed sex, hair pulling, praise… it’s not much of a list, and is pretty vanilla. There’s no knife kink, no blood kink, as he doesn’t take much pleasure in hurting survivors in matches, let alone his lover.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

While the bedroom is preferred, as it is safe, he would be lying if he said he didn’t fantasise fucking you in his darkroom. However, he would never do it, let alone suggest such thing, as there are many chemicals and photographs that are processing, and he’s afraid to knock something over or accidentally hurt you. Besides, he’s been told it smells bad in there.

M = Motivation (what turns them on?)

Put an arm around his waist, let your touch linger, call him pretty boy. He’s not so perverted that if you accidentally flash him or fall in a provocative situation that he would be turned on.

N = No (what turns them off?)

I’m not even going to bother to mention scat at this point (can you tell I hate it?), so Joseph’s turn-offs would include things along the lines of infidelity, such as cucking.

O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)

He prefers receiving oral, as it is a bit of a blow to his pride when he’s on his knees pleasuring you while you pull his hair and call him a good slut. He’s rather average at giving oral - nothing too fancy, just the things that one might expect a beginner to do.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

He prefers to go slow, thrusting long and deep and kissing you every time he does, but he can’t deny that fucking your brains out isn’t an appealing idea.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

It’s a bit of a new concept, and he doesn’t really understand it. Why have a quickie when you could just do the whole thing? Not to mention the fact that one might be in a public place when doing such thing.

R = Risk (are they experimental? do they take risks?)

He’s willing to experiment, as long as it is within his comfort zone. He won’t cut corners when it comes to risks and puts your health before his sexual needs.

S = Stamina (how long do they last?)

Give the old man a break. Sure, his body is young, but he’s unable to last more than one round, whether it be him topping or bottoming.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them?)

He does not own toys but is welcome for them to be introduced into his sex life.

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Joseph enjoys teasing both you and himself. It spices things up, and it’s always a welcome sight when you’re begging for his cock with tears in your eyes.

V = Volume (how loud are they?)

He tries his best to suppress his moans at first, but he doesn’t manage for long. They’re effeminate and not too loud, a heavenly sound in an otherwise godless act.

W = Wild card (a random headcannon for the character)

While he’s not one for public or semi-public sex, he enjoys the feeling of doing something he shouldn’t. And while he’s not homophobic, he did grow up in a homophobic society, and would enjoy the adrenaline of kissing a guy.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

His dick is a bit on the smaller and thinner side, about 4 inches (10.2 cm).

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a bit low of a sex drive, as he is too old for this, and preoccupied with his photography and the matches for him to think about having sex.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep rather quickly after giving you appropriate aftercare, as his body is rather weak and he gets tired quickly. He wishes to stay awake long enough for him to see your beauty while you rest, but he’s much too old for that.

[adiluv-moved]

trick or treat w joseph 👻

"And what do we have here?"

There's an almost teasing lilt within Joseph's voice as the words leave his mouth, pools of baby blue trailing up and down your form as he moves to lean against the doorframe. A ghost costume, stereotypical, common, and ꒰in his honest opinion꒱ rather effortless—making it popular with children starved for ideas. Or, in your case, individuals who didn't have enough time to create anything with a bit more detail.

... Then again, he supposed that he wasn't in much of a position to criticize your stylistic choices—if his disheveled clothing and loose hair were anything to go by.

You don't grace him with an answer to your question, instead reiterating your declaration, hinting at your intentions if he were to choose the former option, and he doesn't fail to notice the way that your eyes are focused on the rapier leaning against his camera. Truthfully, it doesn't intimidate him in the slightest. The over-exaggerated look of shock on his face does nothing to suggest otherwise.

"Well, mon ange, why not come inside? It'd be so rude to leave you standing in the hallway." And you accept, of course, and he makes a dramatic show of searching through all the ornate furniture within his room, purposefully ignoring the one drawer where he stows away any sweets, asking you about your day—telling you about all the latest gossip among the hunters.

You leave over an hour later with handfuls of assorted French candy, head reeling with new information.