#Jon Risinger

[theangryinsomniac]

Hello??? More people need to appreciate this

[foldbaron]

Marisha Ray, Sam Riegel, and Laura Bailey join Tales from the Stinky Dragon cast members Jon Risinger, Blaine Gibson, Barbara Dunkelman, and Chris Demarais as they recount a frigid adventure from Game Master Gustavo Sorola.

[profmadscientist]

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Mathilde and Jacques from Tales From The Stinky Dragon!! This cat knows what hes doing!

[roosterbirds]

Jon gets pummeled (x)

[abbeysquidd]

Watched On The Spot and...

Is Joe okay??

[arctosv]

Hauntober Prompt 4: Candy Apples

An Apple a Day

“The last thing I want to do today is end up in the hospital due to your cooking Chris.” A voice says from around the corner as a camera enters a brightly lit kitchen filled with various bowls and ingredients strewn about. Two friends can be seen helping each other with a recipe.

“Jon, please tell Griff my food isn’t going to kill her. I’m not a bad cook!” Chris exclaims in disbelief at his friend's concern as he continues heating up caramel squares in a microwave.

Griff stares directly into the camera with an apprehensive look on her face and just shakes her head in disbelief at Chris’s baking technique.

“Don’t worry I have poison control on speed dial.” Jon assures her from behind the camera half-jokingly. Zooming in on Chris removing the bowl from the microwave he watches as Chris sticks his finger into the heated caramel to tell how hot it is before reeling it back in pain, eliciting a disappointed sigh from Jon. “Griff please make sure Chris doesn’t burn himself again.” Jon pleads as Griff resumes helping Chris.

“You washed these apples off first, right?” Griff asks as she picks up one and looks over to Chris as he shakes his head no. “How old are you again? Because last time I checked you should be the age that you wash off your fruit before eating it.” She lectures him as he continues on with his recipe.

“I rinse off my fruit normally, but the hot caramel will just burn off the bad stuff, it’s like thermodynamics, it’s fine.” Chris explains as he takes the now skewered apple from Griff and dips it into the caramel, eliciting a laugh from Jon as Griff covers her face and mutters under her breath about Chris not knowing what he’s talking about.

“So Griff, you have your will all figured out right? Just wanted to make sure in case anything happens.” Jon teases as he’s pushed backwards out of the kitchen as the camera is abruptly cut off.

A short while later the camera is turned back on as it gets a close up of Chris’s now finished caramel apples. Their appearance resembles that of a typical caramel apple, the only difference being several large chunks of un-melted caramel and bits of sea salt scattered across the surface.

“All things considered I’ll give some props to Chris, it resembles the typical appearance of a caramel apple mostly and the sea salt isn’t that weird of a choice. Now for the taste test.” Griff gestures towards the sticky dessert as she takes a bite out of one as Chris quietly eats his own in the background. She chews it for a moment as a look of surprise spreads across her face. “This is actually really good, like no offense Chris, but I would genuinely finish eating this.” She exclaimed looking over to Jon in disbelief at her own words.

“I told you I know how to cook.” Chris states between mouthfuls.

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[kingduane26]

I will never not reblog this

Jon’s divorce gets messy because he is believed to be in a romantic relationship with Blaine.

[kkorny]

PLEASE BRING BACK THE CRY ME A RIVERDALE PODCAST IN HONOR OF THE RIVERDALE FINALE. IM BEGGING

[daniels-rwby-blog]

this is now also a on the spot blog

We back for real bitches!

TORMENT JON! TORMENT JON!

I hope they kept all the soundboards, Chads fuck you Jon is still so funny to me.

[hoodies-n-cola]

@eddtober 2023 - Day 11: Jon

BA BA BA DA DAAAAA BAT BA DA DA DAT

[lunarifie]

My favorite things in the tftsd podcast

1. Jon Risingers laugh

2. Everyone bullying Blaine

3. Chris’s characters

4. All of the characters distinct voices

5. Every time Blaine rolls terribly + his awkward laugh when he does

6. Chris’s characters in emotional moments

7. Everyone turning to Barbara when they can’t remember something

8. Barbara’s characters and them just embodying a mischievous ‘hehehehe’

9. Gus wanting the WORST for his players

10. Gus whenever he flubs the intro— specifically that one time he was like “what the hell…” at something Micah wrote

11. Every time Gus mentions that Micah’s messaging him to get the party’s shit together

12. Gus’s giggle!!!

13. Whenever Gus is exasperated with the party (despite still letting them do whatever they want)

14. Jon’s characters either moving the plot forward or watching gleefully from the sidelines

15. The worldbuilding!!!!! And music!!!!

Edit: 16. When Blaine calls out to Gus about something unsure and says, “God?”

Edit: 17. Micah Cameos. Every time they mention him doing anything. Makes me feel like he’s a guest star

[marcmarcmomarc]

My version of @pmpknsoup’s post again, smaller and simpler.

This could be either a short like the ones from Volumes 4-6 so that Volume 10 can focus on the story, or something an episode of Volume 10 would include, but fade to the biggest interesting parts of Ruby’s explanation and not spend too much time on it so as to keep the plot moving.

INT. THEODORE’S OFFICE IN SHADE ACADEMY - EARLY EVENING

When Ruby apologizes for how long it’s taken to reveal where they’ve been.

When Ruby reveals that The Girl Who Fell Through the World is real, everyone is confused.

When Ruby recites the story of Penny she told to the toy soldiers, the gang, especially Winter and Pietro, grows emotional.

When Ruby reveals that the Curious Cat saved them from being beheaded, everyone grows interested.

When Ruby mentions being drugged by the Herbalist and almost giving into her past self, the group ranges from confused to nervous.

When Ruby talks about Ascension, such a concept catches the interest of the gang.

When Ruby reveals that Neo fell into the Ever After with them, too, Ren, Nora, Oscar, and Emerald grow worried.

When Ruby reveals that a grown-up Jaune with long hair and a beard was the Rusted Knight, everyone jumps back in shock.

When Ruby talks about the “punderstorm” and reveals that Yang and Blake are now girlfriends, everyone’s hearts melt.

When Ruby reveals that Jaune had been unhealthily protecting the Paper Pleasers and named them after everyone there, not a word is spoken as everyone exchanges concerned and uncomfortable looks with each other.

When Ruby talks about the Paper Pleasers offing themselves by drowning in the koi pond dam, then her blowing up at the others, everyone leans in anxiously…

…while Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jaune share looks of guilt.

When Ruby reveals that Neo made clone illusions of their dead allies and beat her up with them, then gave in and drank the poison tea, everyone regards Ruby sorrowfully.

When Ruby reveals that Summer lied to them and left with Raven before never returning, then Raven cracks about how she told Summer, “First time for everything,” the gang gives her a look.

When Ruby reveals that she decided to be herself, came back, and helped the girls beat the Cat, everyone cheers for them.

When Ruby reveals that Neo used the Jabberwalkers to eat the Cat, everyone is shocked again.

When Ruby shares the Brother Gods’ backstory, and Nora jokes that the Tree was their mom and kicked them out for misbehaving, the gang can’t resist growing hysterical.

When Ruby announces that she’s not giving up the fight to save the world anytime soon and gives her speech, the gang congratulates her.

Starring the voices of:

Lindsay Jones as Ruby Rose

Cristina Vee as Robyn Hill

Aaron Dismuke as Oscar Pine

Kara Eberle as Weiss Schnee

Katie Newville as Emerald Sustrai

Caiti Ward as Velvet Scarlatina

Barbara Dunkelman as Yang Xiao Long

Samantha Ireland as Nora Valkyrie

Neath Oum as Lie Ren

Burnie Burns as Taiyang Xiao Long

Jason Liebrecht as Qrow Branwen

Anna Hullum as Raven Branwen

Howard Wang as Whitley Schnee

Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna

Miles Luna as Jaune Arc

Tara Platt as Kali Belladonna

Anairis Quiñones as Harriet Bree

Michael Jones as Sun Wukong

Dawn M. Bennett as Elm Ederne

Shannon McCormick as Professor Ozpin

Additional Voices (no individual lines, but can be heard chattering, sobbing, gasping, cheering, laughing, and exclaiming, “Ooh,” and “Aww”):

Sena Bryer as May Marigold

Ashley Burns as Coco Adel

Mica Burton as Arslan Altan

Tiana Camacho as Glynda Goodwitch

Dani Chambers as Iris Marilla

Cam Clarke as Bartholomew Oobleck

Michele Everheart as Fiona Thyme

Dave Fennoy as Dr. Pietro Polendina

Gavin Free as Scarlet David

Caitlin Glass as Willow Schnee

Mick Lauer as Marrow Amin

Cherami Leigh as Ilia Amitola

Marissa Lenti as Joanna Greenleaf

Joe MacDonald as Yatsuhashi Daichi

Aaron Marquis as Nolan Porfirio

Elizabeth Maxwell as Winter Schnee

Max Mittelman as Fox Alistair

Josh Ornelas as Sage Ayana

Jon Risinger as Bolin Hori

Zeno Robinson as Nadir Shiko

Anthony Sardinha as Peter Port

Kerry Shawcross as Neptune Vasilias

Keith Silverstein as Professor Theodore

Melissa Sternenberg as Maria Calavera

J. Michael Tatum as Klein Sieben

Kent Williams as Ghira Belladonna

Erin Winn as Reese Chloris

Anne Yatco as Xanthe Rumpole

[roosterbirds]

Same Brain: The Family Reunion (x)

[ask-edd]

THERE WILL ONLY BE JON RISINGER

Actually my last name is Fallinger

[arctosv]

Hauntober Prompt 18: Familiars

Unfamiliar Familiar

“What do you mean you wouldn’t want to have a familiar? That’s like the coolest part of being a witch.” Blaine exclaimed at his friend, fully befuddled as to why Jon wouldn’t want one.

“Yeah dude, like you get to have a cool pet that helps you out with your magic and spells.” Jeremy chimed in, eliciting a groan from Jon as Blaine nodded in agreement.

“Guys. stop dogpiling on me, when I said that I wouldn’t want a familiar I meant like an exotic pet. For example, Blaine, you said you’d want to have a monkey, right?” Jon asked, waiting until Blaine nodded yes to continue. “That right there is the worst idea ever, you want an animal that’ll destroy all of your tools and throw around ingredients or something much worse.” “Dude, it’d be my familiar so it wouldn’t be like some wild animal or something.” Blaine explained.

“Ok, but Jon kinda has a point. Think about it like this, the monkey you have wouldn’t be trained and you would have to get it to that point where it wouldn’t act out, right?” Jeremy explained, trying to get Jons thoughts across to Blaine.

“Exactly! Thank you!” Jon cheered.

Blaine paused for a moment, taking in the new info before speaking, “so… you might have a point. But if you wouldn’t choose a monkey what would y’all choose then?” He asked as the other two pondered their thoughts for a moment.

“Well, more than likely I would go with a tried and true familiar, like a cat. I mean take a look at how many depictions of witches have a cat with them. There has gotta be a reason as to why they’re the preferred compan-” Jon continued before being interrupted.

“That’s the most basic choice!” Blaine blurted out. “Why would you want one that everyone else would have too!”

“Yes! But it’s a better option than having a monkey wreck havoc!” Jon cried out. “Genuinely, do you think that having a familiar that’s cool would make up for the mess that it made?”

Jeremy hushed both of them before speaking, “dudes, there’s a simple solution to this problem. Just choose a familiar that is cool and hassle free.” He explained, now having his friends' attention. “What’s a cool animal that everyone likes? Besides a cat.” He chimed in at the end, earning a high five from Jon.

“Dogs?” Blaine offered.

“Birds?” Jon proposed.

“That’s right Jon, birds.” Jeremy grinned as he spoke. “I’m not talking Cardinals or Blue Jays, I’m talking about owls. The most badass creatures of the night. They can fly, they can find ingredients for you, they can hunt.”

“Alright, I’ll admit an owl familiar would be kind of cool. I’m on board with it, even though I still like the idea of a monkey.” Blaine agreed.

“Blaine, you can have the monkey as your familiar, just don’t come crying to your coven because it ate all of your eye of newt or whatever.” Jon teased playfully.

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