#Jon Risinger

[theangryinsomniac]

Hello??? More people need to appreciate this

[profmadscientist]

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Mathilde and Jacques from Tales From The Stinky Dragon!! This cat knows what hes doing!

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Jon gets pummeled (x)

[abbeysquidd]

Watched On The Spot and...

Is Joe okay??

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Hauntober Prompt 4: Candy Apples

An Apple a Day

“The last thing I want to do today is end up in the hospital due to your cooking Chris.” A voice says from around the corner as a camera enters a brightly lit kitchen filled with various bowls and ingredients strewn about. Two friends can be seen helping each other with a recipe.

“Jon, please tell Griff my food isn’t going to kill her. I’m not a bad cook!” Chris exclaims in disbelief at his friend's concern as he continues heating up caramel squares in a microwave.

Griff stares directly into the camera with an apprehensive look on her face and just shakes her head in disbelief at Chris’s baking technique.

“Don’t worry I have poison control on speed dial.” Jon assures her from behind the camera half-jokingly. Zooming in on Chris removing the bowl from the microwave he watches as Chris sticks his finger into the heated caramel to tell how hot it is before reeling it back in pain, eliciting a disappointed sigh from Jon. “Griff please make sure Chris doesn’t burn himself again.” Jon pleads as Griff resumes helping Chris.

“You washed these apples off first, right?” Griff asks as she picks up one and looks over to Chris as he shakes his head no. “How old are you again? Because last time I checked you should be the age that you wash off your fruit before eating it.” She lectures him as he continues on with his recipe.

“I rinse off my fruit normally, but the hot caramel will just burn off the bad stuff, it’s like thermodynamics, it’s fine.” Chris explains as he takes the now skewered apple from Griff and dips it into the caramel, eliciting a laugh from Jon as Griff covers her face and mutters under her breath about Chris not knowing what he’s talking about.

“So Griff, you have your will all figured out right? Just wanted to make sure in case anything happens.” Jon teases as he’s pushed backwards out of the kitchen as the camera is abruptly cut off.

A short while later the camera is turned back on as it gets a close up of Chris’s now finished caramel apples. Their appearance resembles that of a typical caramel apple, the only difference being several large chunks of un-melted caramel and bits of sea salt scattered across the surface.

“All things considered I’ll give some props to Chris, it resembles the typical appearance of a caramel apple mostly and the sea salt isn’t that weird of a choice. Now for the taste test.” Griff gestures towards the sticky dessert as she takes a bite out of one as Chris quietly eats his own in the background. She chews it for a moment as a look of surprise spreads across her face. “This is actually really good, like no offense Chris, but I would genuinely finish eating this.” She exclaimed looking over to Jon in disbelief at her own words.

“I told you I know how to cook.” Chris states between mouthfuls.

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[kingduane26]

I will never not reblog this

Jon’s divorce gets messy because he is believed to be in a romantic relationship with Blaine.

[kkorny]

PLEASE BRING BACK THE CRY ME A RIVERDALE PODCAST IN HONOR OF THE RIVERDALE FINALE. IM BEGGING

[daniels-rwby-blog]

this is now also a on the spot blog

We back for real bitches!

TORMENT JON! TORMENT JON!

I hope they kept all the soundboards, Chads fuck you Jon is still so funny to me.

[hoodies-n-cola]

@eddtober 2023 - Day 11: Jon

BA BA BA DA DAAAAA BAT BA DA DA DAT

[lunarifie]

My favorite things in the tftsd podcast

1. Jon Risingers laugh

2. Everyone bullying Blaine

3. Chris’s characters

4. All of the characters distinct voices

5. Every time Blaine rolls terribly + his awkward laugh when he does

6. Chris’s characters in emotional moments

7. Everyone turning to Barbara when they can’t remember something

8. Barbara’s characters and them just embodying a mischievous ‘hehehehe’

9. Gus wanting the WORST for his players

10. Gus whenever he flubs the intro— specifically that one time he was like “what the hell…” at something Micah wrote

11. Every time Gus mentions that Micah’s messaging him to get the party’s shit together

12. Gus’s giggle!!!

13. Whenever Gus is exasperated with the party (despite still letting them do whatever they want)

14. Jon’s characters either moving the plot forward or watching gleefully from the sidelines

15. The worldbuilding!!!!! And music!!!!

Edit: 16. When Blaine calls out to Gus about something unsure and says, “God?”

Edit: 17. Micah Cameos. Every time they mention him doing anything. Makes me feel like he’s a guest star

[ask-edd]

THERE WILL ONLY BE JON RISINGER

Actually my last name is Fallinger

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Same Brain: The Family Reunion (x)

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RWBY (Behind the Voice Actors)

MAIN RWBY CAST

Ruby Rose: Lindsay Jones

Weiss Schnee: Kara Eberle and 1 other

Casey Lee Williams

Blake Belladonna: Arryn Zech

Yang Xiao Long: Barbara Dunkelman

Jaune Arc: Miles Luna

Nora Valkyrie: Samantha Ireland

Lie Ren: Monty Oum and 1 other

Neath Oum

RECURRING ROLES

Qrow Branwen: Vic Mignogna and 1 other

Ernesto Jason Liebrecht

Oscar Pine: Aaron Dismuke

Professor Ozpin: Shannon McCormick

Cinder Fall: Jessica Nigri

James Ironwood: Jason Rose

Emerald Sustrai: Katie Newville

Sun Wukong: Michael Jones

Pyrrha Nikos: Jen Brown

Penny Polendina: Taylor McNee

Mercury Black: J.J. Castillo and 1 other

Yuri Lowenthal

Winter Schnee: Elizabeth Maxwell

Salem: Jen Taylor

Neopolitan: No Voice Actor

Dr. Arthur Watts: Christopher Sabat

Tyrian Callows: Jessie James Grelle

Hazel Rainart: William Orendorff

Bartholomew Oobleck: Joel Heyman

Peter Port: Ryan Haywood and 1 other

Anthony Sardinha

Maria Calavera: Melissa Sternenberg

Adam Taurus: Garrett Hunter

Robyn Hill: Cristina Valenzuela

Roman Torchwick: Gray G. Haddock and 2 others

Billy Kametz

Christopher Wehkamp

Neptune Vasilias: Kerry Shawcross

Glynda Goodwitch: Kathleen Zuelch

Jacques Schnee: Jason Douglas

Raven Branwen: Anna Hullum

Clover Ebi: Christopher Wehkamp

Elm Ederne: Dawn M. Bennett

Marrow Amin: Marrow Amin

Harriet Bree: Anairis Quiñones

Vine Zeki: Todd Womack

Ghira Belladonna: Kent Williams

Whitley Schnee: Howard Wang

Ilia Amitola: Cherami Leigh

Kali Belladonna: Tara Platt

Taiyang Xiao Long: Burnie Burns

Vernal: Amber Lee Connors

Little: Luci Christian

Somewhat: Luci Christian

May Marigold: Kdin Jenzen

Joanna Greenleaf: Marissa Lenti

Fiona Thyme: Michele Everheart

Dr. Pietro Polendina: Dave Fennoy

Klein Sieben: J. Michael Tatum

Corsac Albain: Derek Mears

Fennec Albain: Mike McFarland

Leonardo Lionheart: Daman Mills

Curious Cat: Robbie Daymond

Coco Adel: Ashley Jenkins

Velvet Scarlatina: Caiti Ward

Yatsuhashi Daichi: Joe MacDonald

Cardin Winchester: Adam Ellis

Caroline Cordovin: Mela Lee

Jabberwalker: Richard Norman

Jinn: Colleen Clinkenbeard

Flynt Coal: Flynt Flossy

Neon Katt: Meg Turney

Saphron Cotta-Arc: Lindsay Sheppard

Terra Cotta-Arc: Jamie Smith

Blacksmith: Kimlinh Tran

Lil’ Miss Malachite: Luci Christian

Willow Schnee: Caitlin Glass

The Hound: Ernesto Jason Liebrecht

Hei “Junior” Xiong: Jack Pattillo

Miltia Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Melanie Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Zwei: Penny Layne Matthews

Ozma: Aaron Dismuke and 1 other

Shannon McCormick

God of Light: Chase McCaskill

God of Darkness: Bruce DuBose

Ambrosius: Valentine Stokes

Jinxy: Brendan Blaber

Red Prince: Michael Malconian

Herbalist: Christopher Guerrero

Creatures of Grimm: William Orendorff

MINOR ROLES

Announcer: Jeff Williams

AK-130 Android: Shane Newville

Shopkeep: Patrick Rodriguez

Goons: William Lopez and 1 other

Isaiah Torres

Cyril Ian: Patrick Rodriguez

Lisa Lavender: Jen Brown

Student: Kerry Shawcross

Russel Thrush: Shane Newville

Police Officers: Burnie Burns and 1 other

Joel Heyman

Sailors: Isaiah Torres and 1 other

Daniel Fabelo

White Fang Goons: Chris Martin and 4 others

Austin Hardwicke

Miles Luna

Dustin Matthews

Josh Ornelas

Penny’s Driver: Alan Abdine

Tukson: Adam Ellis

CCT AI: Megan Castro

Schnee Corp Operator: Emily McBride

Atlas Soldiers: Jon Risinger and 19 others

Patrick Rodriguez

Shane Newville

Kerry Shawcross

Josh Flanagan

Jeb-Aguilar Kendrick

J.D. Arredondo

Kirk Johnson

Alena Lecorchick

Tony Salvaggio

César Altagracia

Quentin Holtz

Nicholas Swift

Ed Whetstone

Cody Hawkins

Andrea Ratsos

Noël Wiggins

Dalton Allen

Nick Cramer

Alena Lecorchick

White Fang Lieutenant: Gray G. Haddock

“Deery”: Maggie Tominey

Student: Jacob Strickler

Perry: Kyle Taylor

Councilman: Gray G. Haddock

Reese Chloris: Erin Winn

Bolin Hori: Jon Risinger

Brawnz Ni: Blaine Gibson

Roy Stallion: No Voice Actor

Nolan Porfirio: Aaron Marquis

May Zedong: No Voice Actor

Bartender: Markus Horstmeyer

Nebula Violette: Kate Warner

Scarlet David: Gavin Free

Dew Gayl: Kim Newman

Sage Ayana: Josh Ornelas

Gwen Darcy: Mylissa Zelechowski

Octavia Ember: Claire Hogan

Video Game Announcer: Gray G. Haddock

Ciel Soleil: Yssa Badiola

Salesman: César Altagracia

Woman: Kate Warner

Man: Robert Reynolds

Large Man: Alex Leonard

Inn Keeper: Joe MacDonald

Crying Child Illusion: Maggie Tominey

Amber: Laura Bailey

Paramedic: Jon Risinger

Atlas Security Guard: Jonathan Floyd

Haven Tourist: Robert Reynolds

News Reporter: Tyler Coe

Broadcast Op: Cole Gallian

Warning Announcer: Kate Warner

Atlas Ship Captain: Travis Willingham

Blue Three: Andrea Caprotti

Mayor: Mike McFarland

Blacksmith: Christopher Guerrero

Dying Huntsman: Alejandro Saab

Captain: Bruce Carey

Reporters: Tyler Coe

Amber Lee Connors

Jason Douglas

Crew Member 1: Yunhao Zhang

First Mate: Derrek Ziegler

Crew Member 2: Chris Kokkinos

Oscar’s Aunt: Marissa Lenti

Higanbana Waitress: Kim Newman

Businessman: Scott Frerichs

Businesswoman: Amber Lee Connors

Henry Marigold: Alejandro Saab

Angry Businessman: Nick Landis

Waiter: Kyler Smith

Trophy Wife: Felecia Angelle

Husband: Chris Kokkinos

An Ren: Dawn M. Bennett

Lie Ren (young): Apphia Yu

Young Blacksmith: Connor Pickens

Tall Boy: Scott Frerichs

Short Boy: Marissa Lenti

Medium Boy: Amber Lee Connors

Li Ren: Kaiji Tang

Nora Valkyrie (young): Kristen McGuire

Mistral Pilot: Stan Lewis

Atlas Pilot: Richard Norman

Train Announcer: Alena Lecorchick

Mistral Pilot: Reina Scully

Menagerie Guard: Gio Coutinho

Bartender: Zane Rutledge

Shay D. Mann: Clifford Chapin

Sienna Khan: Monica Rial

Bandit One: Chris Kokkinos

Saber Rodentia: William Ball

Bandit Two: Billy B. Burson III

Worried Mother: Victoria Holden

Mata: Scott Frerichs

Yuma: Nick Landis

Ramen Shop Owner: Nick Landis

Small Girl: Emily Fajardo

Trifa: Emily Fajardo

Menagerie Guard 1: Stan Lewis

Menagerie Guard 2: Jenn K. Tidwell

Faunus: Willem W. Keetell and 1 other

Ariel LaCroix

Young Faunus Woman: Christine Stuckart

Older Faunus Man: Patrick Rodriguez

White Fang Members: Luis “Paco” Vazquez and 2 others

Willem W. Keetell

Jenn K. Tidwell

Mistral Police Captain: Jamie Smith

White Fang Guards: Christine Stuckart and 2 others

César Altagracia

Connor Pickens

Dee: Alex Mai

Dudley: Christopher Guerrero

Mistral Woman: Lauren Aptekar

Newscaster: Ethan Marler

Body Guard: Jenn K. Tidwell

Frightened Man: Richard Norman

Eldest Daughter: Jenn K. Tidwell

Youngest Daughter: Lauren Aptekar

Tock: Ruth Urquhart

Adrian Cotta-Arc: Lucella Wren Clary

Nubuck Guards: Kyle Phillips

Red Haired Woman: Jen Brown

Terminal Soldier: Connor Pickens

Argus Air Control: Danzer Koehler

Manta Two-Two: Noël Wiggins

Manta Three-Four: Dalton Allen

Manta Two-One: Melanie Stern

Manta Two-Four: Joe Clary

Atlas Air Traffic Female: Alena Lecorchick

Drunk Mann: Joel Mann

Drinking Buddy: Dustin Matthews

Forest: Eric Baudour

Pilots: Billy B. Burson III and 1 other

Todd Womack

Fria: Luci Christian

Newscaster: Scott Morgan

Mantle Citizen: Kirk Johnson

Mantle Patrol: Quentin Holtz

News Broadcaster: Kyle Taylor

AK-200 Driver: Ed Whetstone

Patrol: Connor Pickens

Waiters: Kirk Johnson and 1 other

Christine Stuckart

Female Dinner Guest: Lauren Aptekar

Councilman Sleet: Chad James

Councilwoman Camilla: Anairis Quiñones

Mantle Child: Brooke Olson

Citizens: Quentin Holtz and 5 others

Nikita Steele

Nicholas Swift

Jenn K. Tidwell

Alena Lecorchick

Ed Whetstone

Manta Team Delta: Richard Norman

Atlas Pilots: Ed Whetstone and 1 other

Alena Lecorchick

Atlas Commander: Zoe Terhune and 1 other

Kate Daigler

Atlas Technician: Alena Lecorchick

Reporter: Nick Schwartz

Mother: Jenn K. Tidwell

Disgruntled Grandmother: Christine Stuckart

Fiona’s Uncle: Gus Sorola

Crimson: César Altagracia

Mechanical Voice: Andrea Ratsos

Operator: Nick Schwartz

Madame: Linda Leonard

Step-Sisters: Amanda Lee

Rhodes: Christian Young

Commanders: Billy B. Burson III and 2 others

Kdin Jenzen

Zack Watkins

Child: Alexia Cruz

Father: Matthew Cruz

Computer Terminal: Alanah Pearce

Atlas Officer: Billy B. Burson III

CCT Voice: Jackie Izawa

Civilian: Chris Demarais

Summer Rose: Morgan Lauré Garrett

The Bird: Richard Norman

Mouse: Brendan Blaber

Mouse Leader: Jamie Battle

Townsperson: Jamie Battle

Toy Soldiers: Nick Cramer and 4 others

Billy B. Burson III

Kdin Jenzen

Cody Hawkins

Michael Malconian

Toy Guard: Brendan Blaber

White Pawns: Brandan Blaber and 3 others

Billy B. Burson III

Jamie Battle

Michael Malconian

Hawker: César Altagracia

Teapot Lady: Kdin Jenzen

Blue Paper Pleaser: Connor Pickens

Yellow Paper Pleaser: Dalton Allen

Green Paper Pleaser: Dustin Matthews

Red Paper Pleaser: Paula Decanini

Purple Paper Pleaser: Yssa Badiola

Genial Gem: Paula Decanini

Alyx: Shara Kirby

Vacuan 1: Eddy Rivas

Vacuan 2: Melinda Bonifay

ADDITIONAL VOICES

Austin Hardwicke

Blaine Gibson

Daniel Fabelo

Dustin Matthews

Harley Dwortz

Jeff Yohn

Kris McMeans

Kristina Nguyen

Luis “Paco” Vazquez

Maggie Tominey

Megan Castro

Shane Newville

Sheena Duquette

Stefanie Hardy

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Hauntober Prompt 18: Familiars

Unfamiliar Familiar

“What do you mean you wouldn’t want to have a familiar? That’s like the coolest part of being a witch.” Blaine exclaimed at his friend, fully befuddled as to why Jon wouldn’t want one.

“Yeah dude, like you get to have a cool pet that helps you out with your magic and spells.” Jeremy chimed in, eliciting a groan from Jon as Blaine nodded in agreement.

“Guys. stop dogpiling on me, when I said that I wouldn’t want a familiar I meant like an exotic pet. For example, Blaine, you said you’d want to have a monkey, right?” Jon asked, waiting until Blaine nodded yes to continue. “That right there is the worst idea ever, you want an animal that’ll destroy all of your tools and throw around ingredients or something much worse.” “Dude, it’d be my familiar so it wouldn’t be like some wild animal or something.” Blaine explained.

“Ok, but Jon kinda has a point. Think about it like this, the monkey you have wouldn’t be trained and you would have to get it to that point where it wouldn’t act out, right?” Jeremy explained, trying to get Jons thoughts across to Blaine.

“Exactly! Thank you!” Jon cheered.

Blaine paused for a moment, taking in the new info before speaking, “so… you might have a point. But if you wouldn’t choose a monkey what would y’all choose then?” He asked as the other two pondered their thoughts for a moment.

“Well, more than likely I would go with a tried and true familiar, like a cat. I mean take a look at how many depictions of witches have a cat with them. There has gotta be a reason as to why they’re the preferred compan-” Jon continued before being interrupted.

“That’s the most basic choice!” Blaine blurted out. “Why would you want one that everyone else would have too!”

“Yes! But it’s a better option than having a monkey wreck havoc!” Jon cried out. “Genuinely, do you think that having a familiar that’s cool would make up for the mess that it made?”

Jeremy hushed both of them before speaking, “dudes, there’s a simple solution to this problem. Just choose a familiar that is cool and hassle free.” He explained, now having his friends' attention. “What’s a cool animal that everyone likes? Besides a cat.” He chimed in at the end, earning a high five from Jon.

“Dogs?” Blaine offered.

“Birds?” Jon proposed.

“That’s right Jon, birds.” Jeremy grinned as he spoke. “I’m not talking Cardinals or Blue Jays, I’m talking about owls. The most badass creatures of the night. They can fly, they can find ingredients for you, they can hunt.”

“Alright, I’ll admit an owl familiar would be kind of cool. I’m on board with it, even though I still like the idea of a monkey.” Blaine agreed.

“Blaine, you can have the monkey as your familiar, just don’t come crying to your coven because it ate all of your eye of newt or whatever.” Jon teased playfully.

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[whitealbum]

Jon risingers wife divorced him after reading rpf between him and a male coworker and assuming it was true lol. His coworker had to testify in the court they were in fact not fucking

ok let’s break this down bc i had never heard of this man in my life and i don’t know anything about rooster teeth but after 20 minutes of googling it seems pretty clear that

1. his coworker did not have to testify in court bc it was removed from the case after jon explained to his ex that it was fanfiction

2. that suggests that it actually wasn’t the only reason they got divorced

3. he and blaine talked about it on their podcast after which makes it seem like it doesn’t make them that uncomfortable

4. those clips were then turned into two animated adventures videos with a combined 3.5 million views (both have ads)

5. maybe his ex wife is just stupid?