#cry me a riverdale

[kkorny]

PLEASE BRING BACK THE CRY ME A RIVERDALE PODCAST IN HONOR OF THE RIVERDALE FINALE. IM BEGGING

[artiekraft]

i am not immune to queerbaiting

[sojutrait]

during the day: follow around eileen and her foodie club eating ice cream

during the night: follow around miles as he sells... pixie stix to don lothario

[spaceoperetta]

Goodbye, Riverdale (2023) // Our Town (1938)

[theultimatewildcard]

Riverdale + Destiny | Cheryl Blossom (3/?)

[riverdale-retread]

say 10 mean things about archie andrews

I just called him lamb of god. DID YOU SEE? You saw, didn't you? Am I being punished for being an Archie not-understander for years and years? I could've reeled this off like that just two months ago but now this is as bad as pulling out my own fingernails.

This applies to Archie S1-6, and in my defense, S7 canon says a lot of the same things about him.

Archie's not very smart.

He's a closet case. Like, being this oblivious is definitely a personality flaw.

Archie hurts Veronica Lodge a lot, and repeatedly.

He's very scarily violent.

He also has a criminal streak he shares with his Uncle Fucking Frank.

He's a dilettante who can't finish projects.

He has an abusive friendship with Jughead Jones.

He's a bad son, betraying his father and terrorizing his mother.

He has a weak sense of integrity.

He has very low empathy ("wow that sucks" or "what happened to the five seasons?" type of responses are cold as fuck).

OK but. HE HAS REASONS for behaving like this! And he's so aware of all his flaws, and he's so ashamed of all of these weaknesses, to almost a debilitating extent, where he keeps trying to punish himself by crawling off somewhere to die from punishment.

[satelliteinasupernova]

Rewatching the final episode now recognizing that the Jughead walking along side Betty in the finale is writer!Jughead, who just wants to make sure Betty is happy and fulfilled with the ending that he wrote for her... Sorry to everyone who was frustrated with the finale centering around Betty, but RAS wrote that episode framing just for me.

[newreleaf]

Watching river dale and

Tw

⚠️ Grooming⚠️

I HATE MS GRUNDY. ARCHIE WAS FIFTEEN what the fuck man MS GRUNDY I'm so glad she's not real. Just like hisoka I fucking hate hisoka. I used to have panic attacks thinking about that fucking guy. Umm okay

[martinilesbian]

last episode beronica are dying to kiss it’s dyke central this ep i get a gross v*****e kiss and not even a single beronica scene? im physically unwell

[helianthologies]

every so often i find the riverdale jarchie you belong with me amv and i watch it until i black out from laughing too hard

[campgender]

i have soooo many issues with the beginning of s5 because of the way they wrote toni’s grandparents but dear god the father of the kid who killed fred andrews coming to archie who was horrifically abused in juvie after confessing against all advice & reason for a crime he didn’t commit to protect his loved ones. & telling him his son has confessed to the hit-and-run & is no longer letting his dad take the fall for his mistake, and they’re trying him as an adult. my god i am WEEPING

[rustedpipe]

wretchedly miserable about tabitha tate rn

[sprolden]

officially suffering from riverdale brain rot. someone in my reblogs mentioned charles and my immediate thought was "charles? like charles, the supporting character from riverdale?" but they meant king charles of england

[godheadjones]

the way that everything lit up around jughead and tabitha as they kissed and when tabitha was out of frame everything went dark. SYMBOLISM I SEE YOU I SEE YOU DOING YOUR THING

[targaryencalloway]

The cast needs to stop because I’m over here crying☹️