#writer!Jughead is MY jughead
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Rewatching the final episode now recognizing that the Jughead walking along side Betty in the finale is writer!Jughead, who just wants to make sure Betty is happy and fulfilled with the ending that he wrote for her... Sorry to everyone who was frustrated with the finale centering around Betty, but RAS wrote that episode framing just for me.
#writer!Jughead is MY jughead#betty cooper is my blorbo and she's jughead jones's too#riverdale season 7#bughead#the first time I watched it I was like Jughead's distant tone here is a little strange#but the minute you know it's Jughead hanging out with his most beloved character and guiding her to her inevitable conclusion it's like AH#the scene where Betty doesn't want to say goodbye to everyone and starts to cry and Jughead holds firm and says#“this is life everyone has to say goodbye”#and his subtle regrets about how everything turned out#I love meta-breaking Jughead who loves Betty Cooper#I WILL write the fic so help me#RAS your show has tormented me for the past few years because of your poor management and the frustrating choices of your writing team#this gift isn't enough for me to forgive you but I'll take it thanks
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the pontifications of forsythe pendleton jones iii
#riverdale#jughead jones#gasp.jpg#my art#rvd#someone: why did you draw a tryptich of jughead in medieval iconograpical styling?#rvd writer voice: well we thought it would be really really funny
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Riverdale season 7 should have been about Tabitha going through different timelines, maybe with Jughead as her assistant (very Jughead’s Time Police), as she tries to untangle things, and as she does, she takes everyone with her through various decades of Archie Comics, not just the 50s
#Riverdale#Riverdale season 7#Riverdale spoilers#they keep giving Tabitha plots that typically belong to THE protagonist or the deuteragonist but then don't MAKE her the protagonist or deu#and I'm like WHY#HOW was she not the focus of s6 after she started going through loop after loop trying to save Jughead and the town#she was Rika and Homura at the same time (both of whom increase in prominence after the reveal of their time looping) AND FUCKING YET#and now she's doing more time shenanigans but is not only NOT the protagonist but is also doing that OFF SCREEN???#FUCKING WHAT#Riverdale writers come here I just want to talk#RAS I'm in your walls#RIVERDALE EXPLAIN#when will the Riverdale writers GET ON MY LEVEL#my thoughts on Riverdale let me show you them#Tabitha Tate
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#bughead#betty x jughead#fanfic#writer#fanart#bughead fic#my fanart#jughead x betty#art#comfort character#character art
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Riverdale as fall out boy lyrics?
I read Riverdale characters as FoB lyrics even though the original prompt would have allowed me to include some lyrics I kicked because it was more ships than characters. Oh well!
From Under the Cork Tree + Riverdale characters
Archie
Veronica
Jughead (writer/narrator)
Jughead (character)
Betty
Kevin
Cheryl
Hiram
Jason
Bonus: Riverdale thesis statement
#riverasks#asks#anon#contemplating whether i should make my way through other fob albums as well#i know infinity on high has quite a few rvd core lyrics#well if anyone requests it i will do a pt 2 (and maybe 3 & 4 &...)#I like almost every fob album just hit after hit after hit with only one miss imo#i'm even a defender of MANIA#also btw I KNOW narrator jughead and writer jughead are not the same#but similar lyrics apply to them
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The Exoneration Update
I am FINALLY writing again! Thank you for everyone messaging me with your enthusiasm because it really does encourage me to keep going :D
Chapter 9 - Adjusting
Jughead is struggling to adjust to life outside of prison. Luckily, he has a high tech fridge and a five year old to help him out.
Read it from the beginning here.
#bughead fanfiction#betty x jughead#bughead#parent bughead#riverdale fanfiction#my fics#private investigator betty cooper#writer jughead jones#ex-con jughead jones
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Is this some type of sick JOKE? I come crawling back for inspiration and jeronica are KISSING ??? and I have literally no idea what's going on ??
#jeronica#veronica x jughead#is ras still writer?#he's the only one who knows how to test my mf PATIENCE#riverdale
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Barchies, just take your karmic L
Hey - Ted, Evan, Delusional BA Troll, slowburns, BarChonis, fake Jabithas, BA-slobbering hack journalists, etc. - RAS said NO! JUGHEAD was Betty's Angel, NOT Archie! Bughead are confirmed soulmates. Cry harder.
#anti b*rchie#anti j*bitha#bughead#bughead endgame#riverdale writers negativity#eat shit#fuck you#jughead jones#betty cooper#Ted#the show was ruined with ba and jt - I hate you for that#I got my bughead endgame as far as I'm concerned#for eternity#sit and spin#losers
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you’re a jughead fan, stfu you pretentious asshole
Oh no are you going to cry until your tears turn to crystal chandeliers that crash down on the party of your son's evil wife and kills your cheating husband while you stand at the altar chanting with your coven or whatever Taylor Swift writes from her mansion
#jughead is a better writer than taylor swift could ever dream of being#I mean that from the bottom of my heart#What is a mediocre pop artist to a god (jughead)
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Three Times Tabitha Tate Went on a Fake Date (And One Time She Went on a Real One)
She pats his hand, just slightly, but it doesn’t go unnoticed, as Jughead raises his eyebrows at her. Another moment passes, the jukebox playing softly. “Sounds great, Tabitha. Get ready for my Jones charm.”
“You mean for me to be completely repulsed by it?” she jokes. “We’ve been friends for some time now. I’m pretty sure I’m immune to anything you could possibly bring to the table.”
She’s lying, of course, but not that Jughead’s aware. He only itches the space between his lips and his nose, with a teasing smirk plastered on his face. “That is an absolutely brutal way to turn a guy down, Tabs.”
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read on ao3
fandom: riverdale
ship: jughead x tabitha (jabitha)
taglist: @jabithajates @jabitha-endgame @sapphicserpentqueen @imreallytryinghelp (ask to be added or removed)
#layla writes#tabitha tate#jughead jones#jabitha#jabitha fic#this is probably my fav fic that ive written so far for jabitha#its so tropey but oh holy shit. its funny (to me) its got banter and fake dating and !! its for valentines day!!#anyway if you havent read any of my jabitha fics (or you;ve read all of them) read this one!!#its a bit long heads up the main plot i had in mind doesnt start until around 2000 words#also yes it is a [blank number] + 1 fic!! im giving jabitha this because they havent gotten it yet so ill be the first#jabithacentral#this is my longest 1 chapter ever and it took me forever to write. also barely any filler. pls read i slaved over this#a little late for valetines and thats all on my stupid writers block and bad time managment but happy belated valentines
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Jughead paradox episode of all time. Here's to vughead becoming canon.
#me literally chanting dead jughead at my laptop as the episode starts#jarchie real to me in this episode btw. not explaining.#bro i know all the secrets of this universe.#I'M THE NARRATOR. HE'S THE WRITER!!!!#are we understanding.
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just caught last’s night episode and haha I’m gonna pretend I didn’t
#riverdale#jughead jones#what did they do to my boy?#I hope the writers also pretend that episode doesn't exist
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Supernatural episodes are so boring yet so insane because they will be like hey another bad guy to kill with guns but also how can we make dean look sad and get even more family trauma? well how about dean is sent back in time by the gay angle who gripped him tight and raised him from perdition to meet his dad before he became a bad father (he went to war but that wasn't bad enough to make him an angry guy) and tell him to buy the car that will later on become and accessory to his masculinity and gender expression, and meets his mom when she was young (and shes hot holy smokes) and the grandparents that he didn't knew existed to the point of not knowing he and his brother are named after them (he has the woman name, don't even imply that that means anything beyond funny gay joke) and also finds out that the seasons 1-3 canon that his dad found out about the supernatural and became a hunter after his mom died a supernatural death is not true because his mom was actually the original hunter AND she wanted out because that's not a good life for the family she wanted to have yet you can never break the cycle because his dad ended up neglecting them and forcing them to become hunters and the reason why his mom died in the first place is because she made a deal with the bad guy to save his dad, and the end of the episode is well dean we had to put you in a traumatic situation without any warning to figure out why the bad guy is bad, you know how the job is anyway carry on wayward son!!!
#supernatural#is this riverdale from a straight showrunner#because it sure does sound like Riverdale if being gay was illegal in the writers room#dean winchester my archie andrews the way he is always in some kind of sad situation but needs to punch his way back to the beginning#castiel his jughead just there to say some shit and have narrator powers#and sam well he is a betty obviously
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anyone who is inlove with me 👉👈
#Im sorry im having a bad episode rn and am most likely going to be embarrassed but oh well. i need validation.#also im like mostly aware nobody gives a rats ass about me on here but . still.#theres like a tiny part of me that wishes theres a person on here that actually cares about me very deeply thoufh they dont show it#but also i get anxious when i remember that literally anyone can access my crazy ramblings.😀#/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\#finak thoughts for now HOPEFULLY: if youre like me . listen to your intuition. its never been wrong for me. yes i feel crazy and paranoid#but guess what i am also? always right. so. yeah. if something feels off its because it is. ☝️ stop beinf a dumb bitch like me and ignoring#your intuition. dont be like me please. ive been aware about so many things way before they happened but always disregarded my suspicions#bitch my suspicions have never been wrong. those whove made me out a crazy paranoid bitch. EAT SHIT.#anywho anywho. if something feels off and wrong. its cause it is off and wrong. people cant be trusted ever. most suck . truthfully.#see this is why therapy doesnt work for me. unless ive written thoughts like these down these revelations come and go on ther own and in th#meantime im as dumb as a rock!!!! because i literally forget everything that ever happens to me#anyways. the verdict is. i need someone who is obsessed with me so that i can be obsessed with them without being made out to be crazy😌#i cant love normally because at the end of the day nothing about me is normal.#im unsatisfied because normal life doesn't fit me.#normal life is made for normal and sane people. not for weird bitches like me who share their delusional ramblings on Toomblr dot com.#thats actually a sort of. calming realization. im constantly trying to fit into the mold of a normal person#when clearly im not. ive neverbeen. ive turned out this way because everyone ostracized me for not being like them#well. suddenly i feel better. dont get me wrong i still hope theres at leasr one person on here whois madly inlove with me🥶#but yeag. im jughead coded at the end of the day. Riverdale writers found outt about me and were like lets makes jughead based on her is#no “is” .sorry#based off on actually. i know english well i swear
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BEING A LIST OF THE THIRTEEN GREATEST RIVERDALE LINES, ON THE OCCASION OF THAT SHOW'S TERMINATION
As our much loved/hated show comes to an end, I feel compelled to record, for posterity, the greatest thirteen pieces of dialogue to spring from the pens of RAS and his henchmen. It was, of course, originally a top ten list, but I simply could not exclude a few of these treasures. Without further ado:
13.
“I dropped out in the 4th grade, to sell drugs, to support my nana.”
“That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”
Spoken by: an inmate of Leopold and Loeb Juvenile Detention Center, and Archie Andrews.
In: 3 x 2
Yeah, okay, this one had to be on the list. It’s funny, I’ll admit. It’s a great example of the overwrought semi-sincere melodrama that helped make this show so special. It’s low on the list largely because The Normies got their hands on it, so every time I hear someone make a reference I get all “do not cite the deep magic to me, witch.”
12.
“No! No! What are we supposed to do now? I’m horny as heck!”
Spoken by: Archie Andrews
In: 7 x 16
Season 7 is undeniably dreadful, and yet there are diamonds in the rough. The occasion is the failure of a projector, just as Archie and Reggie prepare to watch a pornographic film. The utter desperation with which KJ Apa delivers this line is exquisite. One is made to feel they are witnessing a genuine tragedy.
11.
“Tonight, they’re making an exception and debuting a cover of the song my parents claim they were listening to the night Jason and I were conceived.”
Spoken by: Cheryl Blossom.
In: 1 x 1
Really a fantastic line. A wonderful encapsulation of the casual absurdity of Cheryl’s character, and a foretaste of the lunacy we would plumb in later episodes and seasons.
10.
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
Spoken by: Jughead Jones
In: 1 x 10
A genuine classic. “High school football” before “high school football.” One is never entirely sure just how sincere the line is meant to be, both on a meta-level and in-universe. A perfect illumination of Jughead’s pretentiousness. It is made all the better by the occasional cuts to Lili Reinhard’s agonized face.
9.
“At the last dance, multiple students were murdered.”
Spoken by: Principal Holden Honey.
In: 4 x 2
Delivered as an explanation to Toni and Cheryl, as to why there would be no school dance this year. Principal Honey is in fact supremely rational in the cancellation of this dance. This being Riverdale, he is of course treated as an unreasonable tyrant.
8.
“Bro, I know all the secrets of this universe.”
Spoken by: Archie Andrews (evil version)
In: 6 x 5
Spoken as evil Archie reveals his evil plan to keep the parallel universes apart. KJ Apa’s delivery once again makes this line. He is comically sinister. Strangely, he sells it.
7.
“A Vughead kiss, right now, in the present might be precisely what it takes to save a future Bughead from imploding.”
Spoken by: Jughead Jones.
In: 2 x 14
One of those lines that both makes me laugh and makes me genuinely angry. This was a fairly early season, and this may have actually been the first line to get me asking, ‘did they genuinely write and deliver that?’ Extra points for use of the atrocious ‘Vughead’ portmanteau ship name rather than ‘Jeronica.’
6.
“I’m the ultimate wild card. I am the daughter of The Black Hood. The nightmare from next door. I’m training with the FBI and I’m coming for you, you psycho bitch.”
Spoken by: Betty Cooper
In: 4 x 14
Just delicious. Another one of those lines that leaves you somewhat unsure whether or not the writers understood how genuinely hysterical it was. “The Nightmare from Next Door” sounds like an announcer hyping up a wrestler. Spoken with a raw sincerity by Lili Reinhart. Also points for the heavy homoeroticism between Betty and Donna.
5.
“For I am Cheryl Blossom, Queen of the Bees.”
Spoken by: Cheryl Blossom.
In: 5 x 16.
This one really doesn’t require any elaboration.
4.
“Elijah ascended…and I will, too.”
Spoken by: Edgar Evernever.
In: 4 x 5.
Admittedly, this one is only spectacular with context. But in context—the context being that Chad Michael Murray delivers this line while dressed like Evel Knievel and standing in a cartoon rocket right out of a Warner Bros cartoon—it becomes utterly magnificent.
3.
“It’s not queer baiting, it’s saving the world.”
Spoken by: Veronica Lodge.
In: 6 x 22.
It’s actually hard for me to decide whether this one is funnier with or without context. Without context it’s wonderful, but it possibly becomes even funnier when you know that the context is that Veronica needs to kiss Cheryl to transfer superpowers into her body so she can turn into a Scarlet Witch knock-off and stop a magic comet summoned by Sephiroth an English wizard who is also the Devil.
2.
“If there’s no wedding reception, it means the Gargoyle King has won.”
Spoken by: Kevin Keller.
In: 3 x 12.
One of my personal favorites. This is a perfect line because like #3, it requires no real elaboration. There is absolutely no context in which it isn’t hysterical.
1 .
“Word of my exploits serving Nick his comeuppance has seeped into the demimonde of mobsters and molls my father used to associate with, so the five families are sending their youngest and brightest, their ‘princes,’ as it were to, well, come court the rare Mafia Princess who can belly up to the bar with the big boys.
Spoken by: Veronica Lodge.
In: 2 x 20.
This is, in my opinion, the all-timer. Every word is perfect. The rapid-fire alliteration. The use of the word ‘demimonde.’ The entirely unnecessary addition of ‘as it were.’ This is borderline Dr. Seuss. The fact that Camila Mendes delivered it without cracking a smile should have won her an Emmy. No. An Oscar. This line is Riverdale.
#riverdale#veronica lodge#jughead jones#betty cooper#archie andrews#kevin keller#cheryl blossom#edgar evernever
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say 9 mean things about jughead.
maaaaaaaan.
bad writer: bad prose
bad writer: bad ideas (i was gonna make a list but i've decided to summarize it as "incel vibes")
closet case
bad reader. really bad takes on moby dick oh my god. i would have planned his murder too
betty and veronica are both arguably better-read than him btw
closet case
ARCHIE MISUNDERSTANDER
ruined the serpents. that trajectory. from biker gang to G&G club to cops......that time he got his tattoo flayed off deserved actually
small dick. subtextual BUT canonical. we all saw that little switchblade you were swiping around all s2 in the season of cock and hole cliques (sorry. "serpents" and "red circles")
but don't say any of this to his face please. when you're mean to him you're literally being hateful to this little guy and how dare you:
#CLOSET CASE. CLOSET CASE!! SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES OF REFUSING TO SELF-ACTUALIZE#he's such a dawson leery. SUCH a dawson leery. specifically dawson leery in that subplot where he made that film about his friends#thanks anon for understanding that the way i show my love for jughead is by beating him with hammers <3#jughead jones#riverdale
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