zestysthoughts
zestysthoughts
Zesty's Thoughts
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Whatever the heck goes on in my brian
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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There are two distinct flavors of daytime cough syrup.
One is bearable and the other tastes like Satan's piss.
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Fuckin Nurgle always trying to go out with me.
I'm just not into you bro, take the hint and move on.
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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I think I'm set
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Anyone know the score limit for this game?
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Well then...
That fucking sucked, time to try again
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Missed a day
So here's a brief review of Warframe 1999
Good stuff, as always lately the Warframe team is killing it. The shifting seasons makes the tileset feel more different than I thought, the number of voice lines from all the new VA's is insane, Scaldra are kinda annoying but Techrot is fun as hell. The conversations/dating sim is incredibly engaging and well-written, but I was super disappointed to find out the conversations just stop when you reach "Best Friends" with each of the Hex. I'm not looking for an infinite well of conversation, but people don't just stop talking when they're considered "Best Friends," though I greatly enjoy that if you've reached "Loved" with one of them then they hang out in your flat saying just the best things. Can't wait for my kiss!
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Emamouse - Peepy's Theme
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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A Year in Review: 2024
Let's start with the good, shall we?
Discovered great music all year.
Tried some new board games.
Mechabellum.
Started and completed a large painting project.
Finally got paid for a vacation taken exactly a year before.
Heroscape revival.
Got back into the semblance of an exercise routine.
Space Marine 2.
The Amazing Digital Circus.
Therapy.
Now for the shit:
Spent my first day firing from both ends for 48 hours.
Strained my back.
Gained 30lbs.
Workplace bullshittery.
Election year.
ALLERGIES from April until November.
Good friend / gaming partner moved out of state.
Extreme heat.
Paralyzing anxiety.
Cheez Wiz re-elected.
Medical bills.
Family drama
Persistent sinus infection
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Shoutout to all the thoughts I had this year and forgot to write down
Sometimes over and over again.
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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They're called Gym Rats because they're so tiny.
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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Anomalie - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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I love the use of the term "productive" when used for coughing. Like you know exactly what a productive cough is, a good phlegmy one that clears your throat, doesn't hurt much most of the time. And then the unproductive coughs, your throat's just feeling irritated or tickly, and that doesn't just go away even with lozenges, gets worse as you cough more, to the point where your voice is gone.
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zestysthoughts · 2 months ago
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zestysthoughts · 3 months ago
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I Wonder...
If Darth Sidious was Canadian, would his name would be Sheev Palpoutine?
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zestysthoughts · 3 months ago
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HI!
I'm Dan the Pan Man!
You may be asking, why do you call yourself Dan the Pan Man, Dan the Pan Man?
Wonderful question, I'll tell you!
If you need a pan, I've got it.
Frying pans, pansexuals, panic attacks (*HEAVY BREATHING*)
If you've got a pan, I'll do it
For only 99 cents a pound!
WOW!!!
If you need a big-ass pan, you're gonna need big-ass bucks, bucko!
Panoramic pictures, pandas, I love pans!
If you got a pan friend who needs a favor, I'll do 'em one good, and you get a 50% discount if I finish first!
WHAT A DEAL!!
But wait, there's more!
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