#Joking of course
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pleasepleaseplease i hate them. Willing to scoop out my uterus and hand it over to someone who wants it- rehoming the uterus.
#joking of course#I like having a mostly functional body and my period is usually really helpful to my illness#just accidentally took the meds that makes my uterus violent
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gay people aren’t real stop spreading your woke nonsense 😕🙄😒😔
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IT'S SO NASTY OF YOU TO PUT NUDES OF CARTOON DOG MEN ONLINE ON GOOD FRIDAY >:( (I'm joking, saw tags, couldn't resist)
I knew I would catch flak for it but I did it anyway ´m`
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We should start a civil war between Goethe's Faust and Marlowe's Faustus fandoms. There can only be one.
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You're forgetting: we know you're a Vulpix thanks to that avatar/pfp
Actually, why do you guys share so much personal stuff anyways? Like, my excuse is I'm diagnosed with executive dysfunctioning and I know I have an oversharing problem due to being lonely as shit most of my life. Why do you guys like... answer shit that could be a bank security question or used to harass you more very very easily?
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what's the point of being a skz fic writer when chan himself has started writing chan x reader fics??? time to close this blog
#joking of course#but also#to see all those messages LOL#changes your brain chemistry#bro is as delulu as we are#and i love it#delete later#skz fanfic#bang chan x reader
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Oh to be Primarch Lion El'Johnson and solve all my problems with full scale planetary bombardment...
#Post#warhammer 40k#lion el'jonson#That man loves his planetary bombardments#That's the attitude#Some rebellion happens and lion's like 'fuck it. Bombardment'#Joking of course#But that man has called on more planetary bombardments than entire remaining host of primarchs...
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audience participation where we have to sing the llama song perfectly from memory or else they end the show abruptly
Combining this with another ask I think if you mess it up Dan just shoots you point blank
#joking of course#these are all just funny haha moments#we know they love us deep down#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dan howell#danandphil#dip and pip#dnp#phan#phil lester#terrible influence tour#tit tour
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reminder these are the only canonical gay couple in the H*R universe
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I tried accessing www.watchertv.com on my work's wifi and well...
... are we for sure it's not an OnlyFans?
#joking of course#I just laughed out loud when I clicked a link and saw this#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#steven lim#watchertv#wtf is going on at watcher hq?!
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the fact that the handler was given big piercing blue eyes and tons of light freckles to make her look more reptilian and scary implies that there is NOTHING scarier than a white woman
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When you read about Hermod the Norse Messenger, loyal to Odin, knowing about Hermes the Greek Messenger, loyal to Zeus, and suddenly you realize the same motherf*cker (affectionately 😊) worked for two Gods and fooled them all the time.
#JOKING OF COURSE#but still#greek mythology#greek gods#hermes#norse mythology#hermod#norse gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect norse mythology
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Never gonna reblog those "reblog if you want to tell ur mutuals that u love them" because I hate all of you FREAKZ
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being right on the generation cusp is like anyone more millenial than me is cringe and out of touch, anyone more zoomer than me is a demon possessed by tiktok
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Guys, I found Ramiel in Mother 3.
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drawing edward's automail should be a punishment from hell
#sagal.txt#fma#no seriously why is it so hard#i have never felt so angry drawing that idiots arm#but what i feel is like .2% of winrys anger when she sees ed break his arm#drawing it is one thing... but making it? may god bless winry she should be able to kill that fuck#joking of course
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