#Joking of course
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pleasepleaseplease i hate them. Willing to scoop out my uterus and hand it over to someone who wants it- rehoming the uterus.
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officesupplied · 7 months ago
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gay people aren’t real stop spreading your woke nonsense 😕🙄😒😔
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canisalbus · 10 months ago
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IT'S SO NASTY OF YOU TO PUT NUDES OF CARTOON DOG MEN ONLINE ON GOOD FRIDAY >:( (I'm joking, saw tags, couldn't resist)
I knew I would catch flak for it but I did it anyway ´m`
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eater-of-copper-wires · 9 days ago
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We should start a civil war between Goethe's Faust and Marlowe's Faustus fandoms. There can only be one.
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wishmaker-astra · 1 day ago
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You're forgetting: we know you're a Vulpix thanks to that avatar/pfp
Actually, why do you guys share so much personal stuff anyways? Like, my excuse is I'm diagnosed with executive dysfunctioning and I know I have an oversharing problem due to being lonely as shit most of my life. Why do you guys like... answer shit that could be a bank security question or used to harass you more very very easily?
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chahnniesroom · 11 months ago
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what's the point of being a skz fic writer when chan himself has started writing chan x reader fics??? time to close this blog
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meangreennunseen · 22 days ago
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Oh to be Primarch Lion El'Johnson and solve all my problems with full scale planetary bombardment...
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audience participation where we have to sing the llama song perfectly from memory or else they end the show abruptly
Combining this with another ask I think if you mess it up Dan just shoots you point blank
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mxpartyman · 3 months ago
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reminder these are the only canonical gay couple in the H*R universe
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toomanywatchers · 9 months ago
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I tried accessing www.watchertv.com on my work's wifi and well...
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... are we for sure it's not an OnlyFans?
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dearinglovebot · 5 months ago
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the fact that the handler was given big piercing blue eyes and tons of light freckles to make her look more reptilian and scary implies that there is NOTHING scarier than a white woman
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ghostwithwings · 1 year ago
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When you read about Hermod the Norse Messenger, loyal to Odin, knowing about Hermes the Greek Messenger, loyal to Zeus, and suddenly you realize the same motherf*cker (affectionately 😊) worked for two Gods and fooled them all the time.
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fagtron2000 · 2 months ago
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Never gonna reblog those "reblog if you want to tell ur mutuals that u love them" because I hate all of you FREAKZ
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scaryorganmusic · 10 months ago
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being right on the generation cusp is like anyone more millenial than me is cringe and out of touch, anyone more zoomer than me is a demon possessed by tiktok
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adamworu · 7 months ago
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Guys, I found Ramiel in Mother 3.
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mustangphobia · 27 days ago
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drawing edward's automail should be a punishment from hell
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