#John eckhardt

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I renounce all ungodly anger, and I give no place to the devil (Ephesians 4:27).

[thestreamofconsciousness777]

Their dealings I shall bring back upon them: In accordance with the dealings he will reward correspondingly, rage to his adversaries, due treatment to his enemies...

“Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of my pasturage!” is the utterance of Jehovah.

Therefore this is what Jehovah the God of Israel has said against the shepherds who are shepherding my people: “YOU yourselves have scattered my sheep; and YOU kept dispersing them, and YOU have not turned your attention to them.” “Here I am turning my attention upon YOU for the badness of YOUR dealings,” is the utterance of Jehovah.

“And I myself shall collect together the remnant of my sheep out of all the lands to which I had dispersed them, and I will bring them back to their pasture ground, and they will certainly be fruitful and become many. And I will raise up over them shepherds who will actually shepherd them; and they will be afraid no more, neither will they be struck with any terror, and none will be missing,” is the utterance of Jehovah.

“Look! There are days coming,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and I will raise up to David a righteous sprout. And a king will certainly reign and act with discretion and execute justice and righteousness in the land. In his days Judah will be saved, and Israel itself will reside in security. And this is his name with which he will be called, Jehovah Is Our Righteousness.”

“Therefore, look! there are days coming,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and they will no more say, ‘Jehovah is alive who brought the sons of Israel up out of the land of Egypt,’ but, ‘Jehovah is alive who brought up and who brought in the offspring of the house of Israel out of the land of the north and out of all the lands to which I have dispersed them,’ and they will certainly dwell on their own ground.”

As regards the prophets, my heart has been broken within me. All my bones have begun shaking. I have become like a man that is drunk, and like an able-bodied man whom wine has overcome, because of Jehovah and because of his holy words. For it is with adulterers that the land has become full. For because of the curse the land has gone to mourning, the pasture grounds of the wilderness have dried up; and their course of action proves to be bad, and their mightiness is not right.

“For both the prophet and the priest themselves have become polluted. Also in my own house I have found their badness,” is the utterance of Jehovah. “Therefore their way will become for them like slippery places in the gloom, into which they will be pushed and certainly fall.” “For I shall bring upon them a calamity, the year of their being given attention,” is the utterance of Jehovah. “And in the prophets of Sa·mar’i·a I have seen impropriety. They have acted as prophets [incited] by Ba’al, and they keep making my people, even Israel, wander about. And in the prophets of Jerusalem I have seen horrible things, committing adultery and walking in falsehood; and they have strengthened the hands of evildoers in order that they should not return, each one from his own badness. To me all of them have become like Sod’om, and the inhabitants of her like Go·mor’rah.”

Therefore this is what Jehovah of armies has said against the prophets: “Here I am making them eat wormwood, and I will give them poisoned water to drink. For from the prophets of Jerusalem apostasy has gone forth to all the land.”

This is what Jehovah of armies has said: “Do not listen to the words of the prophets who are prophesying to YOU people. They are making YOU become vain. The vision of their own heart is what they speak —not from the mouth of Jehovah. They are saying again and again to those who are disrespectful of me, ‘Jehovah has spoken: “Peace is what YOU people will come to have.”’ And [to] every one walking in the stubbornness of his heart they have said, ‘No calamity will come upon YOU people.’ For who has stood in the intimate group of Jehovah that he might see and hear his word? Who has given attention to his word that he might hear it? Look! The windstorm of Jehovah, rage itself, will certainly go forth, even a whirling tempest. Upon the head of the wicked ones it will whirl itself. The anger of Jehovah will not turn back until he will have carried out and until he will have made the ideas of his heart come true. In the final part of the days YOU people will give YOUR consideration to it with understanding.

“I did not send the prophets, yet they themselves ran. I did not speak to them, yet they themselves prophesied. But if they had stood in my intimate group, then they would have made my people hear my own words, and they would have caused them to turn back from their bad way and from the badness of their dealings.”

“Am I a God nearby,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and not a God far away?”

“Or can any man be concealed in places of concealment and I myself not see him?” is the utterance of Jehovah. “Is it not the heavens and the earth that I myself actually fill?” is the utterance of Jehovah. “I have heard what the prophets who are prophesying falsehood in my own name have said, saying, ‘I have had a dream! I have had a dream!’ How long will it exist in the heart of the prophets who are prophesying the falsehood and who are prophets of the trickiness of their own heart? They are thinking of making my people forget my name by means of their dreams that they keep relating each one to the other, just as their fathers forgot my name by means of Ba’al. The prophet with whom there is a dream, let him relate the dream; but the one with whom my own word is, let him speak forth my word truthfully.” “What does the straw have to do with the grain?” is the utterance of Jehovah.

“Is not my word correspondingly like a fire,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “and like a forge hammer that smashes the crag?”

“Therefore here I am against the prophets,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “the ones who are stealing away my words, each one from his companion.”

“Here I am against the prophets,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “the ones who are employing their tongue that they may utter forth, ‘An utterance!’”

“Here I am against the prophets of false dreams,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “who relate them and cause my people to wander about because of their falsehoods and because of their boasting.” “But I myself did not send them or command them. So they will by no means benefit this people,” is the utterance of Jehovah.

“And when this people or the prophet or priest asks you, saying, ‘What is the burden of Jehovah?’ you must also say to them, ‘“YOU people are—O what a burden! And I shall certainly abandon YOU,” is the utterance of Jehovah.’ As for the prophet or the priest or the people who say, ‘The burden of Jehovah!’ I will also turn my attention upon that man and upon his household. This is what YOU keep saying each one to his fellow and each one to his brother, ‘What has Jehovah answered? And what has Jehovah spoken?’ But the burden of Jehovah mention no more YOU people, for the burden itself becomes to each one his own word, and YOU have changed the words of the living God, Jehovah of armies, our God.

“This is what you will say to the prophet, ‘What answer has Jehovah given you? And what has Jehovah spoken? And if “The burden of Jehovah!” is what YOU keep on saying, therefore this is what Jehovah has said: “By reason of YOUR saying, ‘This word is the very burden of Jehovah,’ when I kept sending to YOU, saying, ‘YOU must not say: “The burden of Jehovah!”’ therefore here I am! And I will give YOU people to neglect, with finality, and I will desert YOU and the city that I gave to YOU and to YOUR forefathers—from before me. And I will put upon YOU reproach to time indefinite and humiliation to time indefinite, which will not be forgotten.”’”

-Jeremiah 23, NWT

Here I Am Against The Prophets of False Dreams

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Prayers That Rout Demons & Break Curses!!!

We need to pray prayers that rout demons and break curses. John Eckhardt shows us that we can do deliverance in his book called "Prayers That Rout Demons & Break Curses". We can experience freedom when we break the power of the enemy. See yourself free!!!

As Christians, we need to practice deliverance by routing demons and breaking the curses they have on our lives. We experience true freedom when we have gone through effective deliverance. John Eckhardt shows us that we have the ability to rout the demons in our lives by breaking their curses in his book called “Prayers That Rout Demons & Break Curses”. By routing demons and breaking curses, we…

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This is a prophetic word God gave me for women using the example of Jael driving a nail through the head of Sisera.

Then Jael the wife of Heber took a tent peg and a hammer in her hand and went quietly to him, for he was fast asleep and tired. She drove the tent peg into his temple, and it went down into the ground, so he died.

—Judges 4:21

Hit the nail on the head means to get to the precise point; do or say something exactly right; to be accurate; to hit the mark; to detect and expose (a lie, scandal, etc.). Prophetic women, get ready to “hit the nail on the head.” Your prophetic utterances will “hit the mark.

John Eckhardt 🎯

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Appendix: Some Nerd Appearances of David Warner

Teen Titans Go! - The Lobe (2020)

Mary Poppins Returns - Admiral Boom (2018)

The Alienist - Professor Cavanaugh (2018)

The Amazing World of Gumball - Dr Wrecker (2015 - 2016)

Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear - Jon Irenicus (2016)

Southern Troopers - Admiral Warner (2015)

Penny Dreadful - Professor Abraham Van Helsing (2014)

Doctor Who - Professor Grisenko (2013)

Wizard - Merlin (2013)

The Evil Clergyman - The Evil Clergyman (2012)

The Secret of Crickley Hall - Percy Judd (2012)

A Thousand Kisses Deep - Max (2011)

Tron: The Next Day - Ed Dillenger (2011)

Graceless - Daniel (2010)

Doctor Who: Dreamland - Lord Azlok (2009)

Hogfather - Lord Downey (2006)

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse - Dr Erasmus Pea (2005)

Cyber Wars - Joseph Lau (2004)

Cortex - Master of the Organization (2004)

Dr Jeckyll & Mr Hyde - Sir Danvers Carew (2003)

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Nergal (2001 - 2003)

The Code Conspiracy - Professor (2002)

The Little Unicorn - Ted Regan (2001)

Planet of the Apes - Senator Sandar (2001)

Men In Black animated - Alpha (1997 - 2001)

Star Trek: Klingon Academy - Chancellor Gorkon (2000)

The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne - Arago (2000)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Lord Angstrom (2000)

Batman Beyond - Ra's Al Ghul (2000)

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)

Star Wars: Force Commander - Grand Gen Brashin

Superman animated - Ra's Al Ghul (1999)

Descent 3 - Dravis (1999)

The Outer Limits - Inspector (1995 - 1999)

Total Recall 2070 - Dr Felix Latham (1999)

Wing Commander - Admiral Geoffery (1999)

Toonsylvania - Doctor Vic Frankenstien (1998)

Houdini - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1998)

Fallout - Morpheus (1997)

Spider-Man animated - Herbert Landon (1995 - 1997)

Preversions of Science - Dr Nordhoff (1997)

Freakazoid - The Lobe (1995 - 1997)

Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys - the Glyph (1997)

Privateer 2 - Rhinehart (1996)

Beast Master III - Lord Agon (1996)

Gargoyles - Archmage (1995)

Iron Man - Arthur Dearborn (1995)

Batman animated - Ra's Al Ghul (1992 - 1995)

Final Equinox - Shilow (1995)

Biker Mice from Mars - Ice Breaker (1995)

Mighty Max - Talon (1994)

Babylon 5 - Aldous Gajic (1994)

Lois and Clark the New Adventures - Jor-El (1994)

Adventures of Brisco County Jr - Winston Smiles (1993)

Quest of the Delta Knights - Lord Vultare (1993)

Body Bags - Dr Lock (1993)

Wild Palms - Eli Levitt (1993)

Dinosaurs - Spirit of the Tree (1993)

Star Trek the Next Generation - Gul Madred (1992)

Captain Planet and the Planeteers - Zarm (1992)

Tales from the Crypt - Dr Alan Goetz (1992)

Return to the Lost World - Professor Summerlee (1992)

The Lost World - Professor Summerlee (1992)

Star Trek VI - Chancellor Gorkon (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - Professor Jordan (1991)

Twin Peaks - Thomas Eckhardt (1991)

Spymaker - Adm Godfry (1990)

Star Trek V - St John Talbot (1989)

Worlds Beyond - Ken Larkin (1988)

My Best Friend is a Vampire - Professor Leopold (1987)

Frankenstien - the creature (1984)

The Man With Two Brains - Dr Alfred (1983)

Tron - Ed Dillenger (1982)

Time Bandits - Evil Genius (1981)

Time After Time - Dr John Leslie/Jack the Ripper (1979)

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timeline

born the 14th of February

1-15: Lara lives with her parents, Lord Henshingly and Lady Amelia Croft; her first sixteen years of her life are made of private studies and then at the all-girls high in Wimbledon, learning to be a proper lady

16: Lara joins Father Patrick in the island of Connussie, Ireland, where she gets her first taste of adventure and the supernatural; later on she joins Werner Von Croy in his expedition in Angkor Wat after begging her father for weeks. This result in tragedy as he gets to the Iris and she returns home with her mentor clearly upset and her parents glad she seemingly got over her desire for adventure

16-21: Lara meets John Constantine, who saves her from a demonic attack; afterwards, she's enlisted in Gordonstoun Boarding School in Scotland and then the Swiss Finishing School, where she discovers her love for various sports; her parents promise her hand to the Earl of Farringdon, who's she's set to marry after a skiing trip

21: her plane crashes in the Himalayas, where she turns out to be the only survivor; once at home she finds herself oppressed by the rules of nobility and refuses to marry her parents give her an ultimatum and eventually cut contacts with her, disinheriting her, and she goes to live to her aunt Margaret's summer manor with her butler Winston

21-24: Lara gets into several adventures, some which include finding the Philosopher Stone, the Arc of the Covenant, the Spear of Destiny, Bigfoot and dealing with the Aztec God Xolotl; she offers to buy her aunt's manor thanks to money regained by writing books in her adventures but her aunt refuses, confirming her place on top of her favorite family members

24: she finds the Scion of Atlantis and blows up T-Rexes, the remaining atlantean strongholds and its ruler; later on, she finds a once lost Temple dedicated to cats in Egypt

25: she retrieves the dagger of Xian and in the process single handedly takes down the Fiamma Nera cult and, later on, the A.V.A.L.A.N.C.H.E. organization after finding the resurrecting mask of Tornarsuk, and some mercenaries and dinosaurs in Las Vegas. She also travels for the first time in a whole different world, at least as far as she knows, but she doesn't talk much about her journey through the Floating Islands

26: Lara finds some ancient alien crystals, the Infada Artifacts, and takes down fake gods, a scientist who liked "The Thing" a little too much, the entire US military in Area 51 and an immortal CEO (twice!); aunt Margaret dies

27: Lara joins the expedition in the Tomb of Tutankhamonand, later on, messes with Von Croy by infiltrating in his industries to steal the Iris, further souring their relationships; months later Lara accidentally starts the Apocalypse by releasing Set, who promptly mind controls Von Croy; she gains the favors of Horus and entraps Set once more, but she's buried under the Great Pyramid and taken for dead

28: Lara is saved by Putai, shaman of Horus, and joins the Bantiwa tribe; she considers herself born anew, takes the name of "El Hawa", "Desert Wind", and lives happily until Von Croy finds her once more; after discussing it with her newfound family, she returns to England with the promise of coming back one day, keeping their talisman as protection

29-32: Lara is ready to return to Egypt when she learns that an old enemy of the Bantiwa, 'Scar', took his revenge on her tribe and slaughtered them all, as far as she knows. after that, and growing more and more frustrated with the media and her parents, she self isolates in her manor and cuts contact with anyone in her life apart from Winston, letting the PTSD fester

32: she's convinced to go to meet Von Croy in Paris after he calls her to help him find the Obscura Paintings for Eckhardt, just to be framed for his murder when the "Monstrum" kills him; she manages to defeat the Black Alchemist and, soon after, the last of the Nephilim also thanks to the Kurtis Trent, member of the Lux Veritatis, who leaves her behind after being mortally injured but not without leaving behind his Chirugai, a mystical weapon that assures her that he's still alive, somewhere

33: after a long, year long trial, she's finally considered not guilty for the murders, but still has to do community works for sneaking into the Louvre; still, she slowly returns to raid tombs

34: returning to Egypt to find signs of her lost tribe, she discovers Set managed to escape its tomb and, finally, with the help of Literal Gods Horus And Isis she manages to defeat the evil god once and for all [ BLOG CANON STARTS HERE ] Kurtis finally pays her a visit, becoming a somewhat constant roommate as they track down Gunderson and the rest of the Cabal

35: Lara meets up with John again and finds Excalibur ( or something similar to it, anyway! ) with fellow treasure hunter Nathan Drake and the Island of Yamatai

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ANGER I will cease from anger and put away wrath to stay connected to God. If I wait on Him, I will inherit the earth (Ps. 37:8-9).My whole body is sick, and my health is broken because of my sins. But I confess my sins and am deeply sorry for what I have done. Do not abandon me, O Lord. Come quickly to help me, O Lord my Savior (Ps. 38:3,18, 22, NLT).

I will speak soft words, kind words, and words of life to turn wrath and anger away from me. I will not grieve anyone with my words (Prov. 15:1).

I will appease the strife against my health and my family by being slow to anger (Prov. 15:18).

I am better than the mighty because I control my anger. There is more gain in ruling my spirit than conquering a city (Prov. 16:32).

I use discretion to defer my anger; I earn esteem by overlooking wrongs (Prov. 19:11).

I will not sin against my own soul by provoking the King to anger (Prov. 20:2).

I will silence anger with a secret gift (Prov. 21:14).

I declare that anger's reign in my life will come to an end (Prov. 22:8).

I cast out the cruelty and destruction of wrath andanger. They will not flood my emotions any longer (Prov. 27:4).

I will be slow to anger and will keep its clutches from resting in my bosom (Eccles. 7:9).

Let all wrath and anger be put away from me (Eph.

4:31).

I am a new person, having been renewed after the image of Him who created me; therefore, I put off anger (Col. 3:8-10).

I will not discourage my children by provoking them to anger (Col. 3:21).☕️John Eckhardt

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Un nuovo post è stato pubblicato su https://www.staipa.it/blog/bologna-2/?feed_id=912&_unique_id=64ca00a5c6abf %TITLE% Bologna 25/05/2004 (Da "Contrapposizioni" Stefano Giolo, Edizioni Il Filo) È ancora fermo a quell’ora l’orologio della stazione. Quando la gente saliva sul proprio sogno, per un viaggio che non era l’ultimo né il più bello forse, ma era il loro, la vita. Persone immerse nella routine, tristi, § felici, amanti, piccoli infanti. Ed ora sono un ora, una crepa in un muro coperte da torri lontane da persone non nostre che ci fanno pensare più che loro. ANTONELLA CECI anni 19 ANGELA MARINO ” 23 LEO LUCA MARINO ” 24 DOMENICA MARINO ” 26 ERRICA FRIGERIO IN DIOMEDE FRESA ” 57 VITO DIOMEDE FRESA ” 62 CESARE FRANCESCO DIOMEDE FRESA ” 14 ANNA MARIA BOSIO IN MAURI ” 28 CARLO MAURI ” 32 LUCA MAURI ” 6 ECKHARDT MADER ” 14 MARGRET ROHRS IN MADER ” 39 KAI MADER ” 8 SONIA BURRI ” 7 PATRIZIA MESSINEO ” 18 SILVANA SERRAVALLI IN BARBERA ” 34 MANUELA GALLON ” 11 NATALIA AGOSTINI IN GALLON ” 40 MARINA ANTONELLA TROLESE ” 16 ANNA MARIA SALVAGNINI IN TROLESE ” 51 ROBERTO DE MARCHI ” 21 ELISABETTA MANEA VED. DE MARCHI ” 60 ELEONORA GERACI IN VACCARO ” 46 VITTORIO VACCARO ” 24 VELIA CARLI IN LAURO ” 50 SALVATORE LAURO ” 57 PAOLO ZECCHI ” 23 VIVIANA BUGAMELLI IN ZECCHI ” 23 CATHERINE HELEN MITCHELL ” 22 JOHN ANDREW KOLPINSKI ” 22 ANGELA FRESU ” 3 MARIA FRESU ” 24 LOREDANA MOLINA IN SACRATI ” 44 ANGELICA TARSI ” 72 KATIA BERTASI ” 34 MIRELLA FORNASARI ” 36 EURIDIA BERGIANTI ” 49 NILLA NATALI ” 25 FRANCA DALL’OLIO ” 20 RITA VERDE ” 23 FLAVIA CASADEI ” 18 GIUSEPPE PATRUNO ” 18 ROSSELLA MARCEDDU ” 19 DAVIDE CAPRIOLI ” 20 VITO ALES ” 20 IWAO SEKIGUCHI ” 20 BRIGITTE DROUHARD ” 21 ROBERTO PROCELLI ” 21 MAURO ALGANON ” 22 MARIA ANGELA MARANGON ” 22 VERDIANA BIVONA ” 22 FRANCESCO GOMEZ MARTINEZ ” 23 MAURO DI VITTORIO ” 24 SERGIO SECCI ” 24 ROBERTO GAIOLA ” 25 ANGELO PRIORE ” 26 ONOFRIO ZAPPALA’ ” 27 PIO CARMINE REMOLLINO ” 31 GAETANO RODA ” 31 ANTONINO DI PAOLA ” 32 MIRCO CASTELLARO ” 33 NAZZARENO BASSO ” 33 VINCENZO PETTENI ” 34 SALVATORE SEMINARA ” 34 CARLA GOZZI ” 36 UMBERTO LUGLI ” 38 FAUSTO VENTURI ” 38 ARGEO BONORA ” 42 FRANCESCO BETTI ” 44 MARIO SICA ” 44 PIER FRANCESCO LAURENTI ” 44 PAOLINO BIANCHI ” 50 VINCENZINA SALA IN ZANETTI ” 50 BERTA EBNER ” 50 VINCENZO LANCONELLI ” 51 LINA FERRETTI IN MANNOCCI ” 53 ROMEO RUOZI ” 54 AMORVENO MARZAGALLI ” 54 ANTONIO FRANCESCO LASCALA ” 56 ROSINA BARBARO IN MONTANI ” 58 IRENE BRETON IN BOUDOUBAN ” 61 PIETRO GALASSI ” 66 LIDIA OLLA IN CARDILLO ” 67 MARIA IDRIA AVATI ” 80 ANTONIO MONTANARI ” 86

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Birthdays 5.10

Beer Birthdays

Edward F. Sweeney (1860)

George F. Wiessner (1860)

Fred Eckhardt (1926)

George Fix (1939)

Marty Nachel (1958)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Fred Astaire; dancer, actor (1899)

Chris Berman; television sportscaster (1955)

Thomas Johnstone Lipton; tea merchant (1850)

Gary Owens; announcer, actor (1936)

Homer Simpson; cartoon character (1955)

Famous Birthdays

Jim Abrahams; film director (1944)

Milton Babbit; composer (1916)

Jean Becker; French actor and director (1933)

Bono; rock singer (1960)

John Wilkes Booth, American actor, assassin of Abraham Lincoln (1838)

Barbara Taylor Bradford; English-American author (1933)

T. Berry Brazelton; pediatrician, television host (1918)

E. Cobham Brewer; English lexicographer (1810)

Maybelle Carter; country singer (1909)

Caroline B. Cooney; author (1947)

Teri Copley; actor (1961)

Fats Domino; rock singer, pianist (1929)

Donovan; Scottish singer-songwriter (1946)

Carl Douglas; Jamaican singer-songwriter (1942)

Sly Dunbar; Jamaican drummer (1952)

Ariel Durant; historian (1898)

Wayne Dyer; author (1940)

Linda Evangelista; Canadian model (1965)

Missy Franklin; swimmer (1995)

Augustin-Jean Fresnel; French physicist (1788)

Johann Peter Hebel; German writer (1760)

Donovan Leitch; pop singer (1946)

Dave Mason; rock musician (1946)

Desmond MacNamara; Irish artist (1918)

Mae Murray; actor (1889)

Lisa Nowak; astronaut (1963)

Konstantinos Parthenis; Greek painter (1878)

Marie-France Pisier; French actress, director (1944)

Hildrus Poindexter; bacteriologist (1901)

George Ross; signer of the Declaration of Independence (1730)

Rick Santorum; political nutjob (1958)

John Scalzi; writer (1969)

David O. Selznick; film producer (1902)

George E. Smith; physicist and engineer (1930)

Max Steiner; Austrian-American composer (1888)

Pat Summerall; television sportscaster (1930)

Suzanne, Duchess of Bourbon (1491)

Dimitri Tiomkin; Ukrainian-American composer (1894)

Sid Vicious; punk bassist (1957)

Nancy Walker; actor (1921)

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Prayers that Bring Healing by John Eckhardt

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TcYbarra’s: Prayer’s that Rout Demon’s by John Eckhardt; (Pt-1) Delivera...

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Every mountain in my way will become a plain(Zech. 4:7).

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Movie #2 of 2024: The Bricklayer

All of these John Wick rip offs have titles that begin with "B". Ron Perlman has The Baker (not bad actually), Aaron Eckhardt has this.... streaming content, and of course the king of b-action movie stars Jason Statham has The Beekeeper. The "B" Keeper? Because b-action movies! Get it?

Here's my Jason Stathm b-movie pitch: Bill works as an uber driver in Las Vegas with a mysterious past. At first you think it's a Transporter remake but no: in his spare time he hunts down balloon factory thieves who often target his uncle's balloon factory in Henderson. So sometimes he has to take time off from work to chase balloon thieves on his uncle's balloon interceptor. They can't really go that fast because, well, they're piloting slow ass balloons. The tension is palpable!

Sometimes Jason has to walk briskly on the ground to keep up with the fleeing balloon pirates. And he threatens them by first huffing helium and then yelling in a high pitched helium inflected voice.

And Bill has a thing where he's always making balloon animals because he wanted to be a clown growing up. And that dream was... ahem... deflated, when he failed out of clown school for not being funny. At all.

It's called The Balloonist.

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TcYbarra’s: John Eckhardt’s Prayers that Rout Demon’s, Prayer’s for over...