#Joey Batey :3

[daisydood]

were the creators of the Witcher show too ashamed to give dandelion/jaskier his game clothes. Like did you think Joey Batey couldn't pull it off

[hannibard]

GERALT AND JASKIER ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!

[trixeclipse]

I just think he's neat 🎶✨

[thedemonofcat]

The truth was that Jaskier was the result of a child's surprise. Surprisingly, his grateful parents discovered that the witcher who claimed him never returned to collect.

Years later, at Kaer Morhen, everyone is shocked to learn that it was Lambert—drunk at the time—who had invoked the law of surprise.

Now, Lambert is taken quite seriously as Jaskier’s "Papa," and he’s constantly angry with Geralt. His words are clear: "You’re no good for my child," or "Never speak to me or my son again."

No matter how many times Jaskier insists that Lambert isn’t his father, it makes no difference.

[ierotits]

so to be clear: 100% of the credit for jaskier finally being canonically queer and having a full romance story thats treated well in season 3 goes to joey batey

[feelsforsterek]

↪ i am looking disrespectfully (◉‿◉)

[gwentbleidd]

still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

[savagegood]

jaskier & cat. important. | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE

[timetraveladdict]

It's a giant dildo. Hahahaha Joey I love you!

[maarigolds]

Somebody help him

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

when joey said something like "i would ask the writers about jaskier's sexuality and they wouldn't give a clear answer, so i made my own decisions" i love the implication that he decided to make him gay as shit coded by ad libbing jaskier's faggotry until the writers finally made him canonically gay as shit

[eskelhashugetitties]

Girlfriend say something normal about Joey Batey challenge (failed)

[renfriscreyden]

Jaskier representing the "can't sit normally" bisexuals

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Jaskier and Geralt finally making it to the coast in season 3 but with Ciri and Yen as Plus Ones is akin to making plans with your lover on a cross-country road trip at 20-years-old only to achieve said plans two divorces and three children and a mortgage later in your early 50’s

[thedemonofcat]

When Geralt is cursed to turn into a wolf, everyone expects him to devour his Bard. That's why Jaskier, locked in a cage with Geralt and aware that he might die, smiles—hoping that Geralt won’t remember him as being afraid.

But Wolf Geralt has no interest in eating his mate. No, Geralt just wants to cuddle.

[corrodedbisexual]

GERALT & JASKIER - THE WITCHER S03E03