#Jigen? king of my heart

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I woke up full of so much Loving My Husbands juice dkdnsksn all of my f/os are so pretty and so good,,,,,,

It's 8am and I want to be kissed by so many fellas

[zephyrwrites2]

BYF

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Zéphyr / Zeph | Used to be @zephyrwrites | +21 | 🇨🇵 | They / It / Iel / Ol | Queer | Feminist | Pro-choice | Anti-censorship | Anti-harassment of all kinds

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I don't have a DNI and I don't care about yours + I block easily

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Posts tagged "untagged" are things I don't have the energy/will to tag so be careful with the possible triggers.

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Block the tags Suggestive / Sex Mention if you do not want to see / read nsfw stuffs

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Origins of the "I retconned my gender" joke

(The link is for a french youtube video about 2 guys watching and theorising about Petscop).

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AO3: Zephyr_Cloe_Ambroise

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I have Twitter, Insta and Aethy but I nearly never use them

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I can help with any question about French and French culture for your stories + I can translate them

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Thanks @dankgemestho for my new pfp 😊

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(Nearly) All my fandoms in alphabetical order (the crossed out ones are not my current obsession but you can ask about them):

DC Comics (especially everything that has to do with Damian <3)

Boku no Hero Academia (BakuDeku is still my ultimate otp)

Cyrano de Bergerac (Cyrano/Christian/Roxanne OTP <3)

Detroit: Become Human (especially Connor and the Jericrew)

D.Gray-Man (favourite manga forever and Allen is best boi <3)

Harry Potter (very occasionally and mostly about Harry or Regulus)

Hetalia (Japan, Germany and N. Italy or FACE Family centric mostly)

Le Comte de Monte Cristo (2024) (obessed with the Count, André and Haydée's relationship)

Marvel (Team Iron Man, Matt Murdock and Loki centric + Poolverine and very anti Steve, Clint and Wanda)

Percy Jackson (especially about my boy Percy)

Petscop (Paul has retconned his gender like me :D)

Rusty Lake/Cube Escape (about everything <3)

Sherlock BBC (Sherlock centric and not that much of a johnlock shipper anymore because of the last season)

Star Wars (mostly reading about Luke, Leia and Han + Anakin, Obi Wan and Ahsoka + Rey, Finn and Poe)

The Sandman (mostly the TV Show, I haven't finished the comics even if I spoiled myself months ago)

Ace Attorney (very occasionally and mostly about Phoenix or Miles)

Assassination Classroom (Class 3-E centric)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (especially Zuko)

Blue Exorcist (very occasionally and Rin and Yukio centric)

Creepypasta (nearly only fanarts)

Criminal Minds (Reid centric and not a big fan of JJ or Seaver)

Danganronpa (only Trigger Happy Havoc)

Danny Phantom (Danny centric and somewhat anti Maddie and Jack)

Deltarune (nearly only the original FUN Gang + sometimes Noëlle and Berdly)

Detective Conan / Magic Kaito (Shinichi/Conan and Kaito centric)

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (very occasionally and Iwatobi + Rin centric)

Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward my beloved childhood crush <3)

Good Omens (everything about the Ineffable Spouses, Anathema, Warlock or Adam)

Hades 2018 (mostly Zagreus, my sweet boi!)

Haikyuu!! (Hinata centric)

Heartstopper (very occasionally and mostly Charlie centric)

Hollow Knight (The Knight/Little Ghost centric and not against The Pale King + The White Lady bashing)

Hunter x Hunter (very occasionally and Gon/Killua/Kurapika/Leorio centric)

Ib (anything about Ib, Garry, Mary and Guertena)

Into The Spiderverse (mostly Miles centric)

Katekyou Hitman Reborn (Tsuna centric and All27 or Skull centric and nice crossovers)

Kuroko no Basket (Kuroko and Seirin centric and very much NOT Aomine)

Lucifer (very occasionally and mostly Lucifer centric)

Lupin III (mostly Lupin, Jigen and Goemon centric)

Macgyver 2016 (Mac centric with a good dose of Jack, Riley, Bozer, Mattie and Page + not a fan of MacDesi nor of James)

Merlin BBC (Merlin centric + preferably good/redeemed Morgana)

Miraculous (Marinette centric and NOT Adrien or Adrienette)

Mulan 1998 (very occasionally and mostly about Mulan)

NCIS (Tony, Abby or Gibbs centric mostly)

Naruto (Mostly Naruto and Obito centric + not a big fan of Sakura, Jiraiya and Sarutobi)

One Piece (Mostly about the ASL Brothers and Law)

Pandora Hearts (very occasionally and mostly about Oz)

Perception (very occasionally and mostly about Daniel)

Prodigal Son (or as I call (and love) it “Let’s Whump Malcolm!”)

Professor Layton (either Luke or Layton centric)

Resident Evil (Ethan and Leon, my fav DILFs <3 + Jill my love <3)

RPF (French Youtube only)

Scorpion 2014  (very occasionally and mostly about Walter + not a big fan of Page and the rest of the team because of the last season)

SCP Foundation (nearly only fanarts)

Shugo Chara!  (very occasionally and mostly about Amu and Ikuto)

Star Trek (mostly the J.J. Abrams remake and Jim centric)

Supernatural (Dean centric and John bashing + a little Sam bashing)

The Big Bang Theory (very occasionally and mostly Leonard and Sheldon centric)

Teen Wolf (mostly Stiles centric and pretty much anti-Scott)

The Queen’s Gambit (very occasionally and mostly Beth centric + only the TV show)

Undertale (mostly Frisk and Chara centric + NarraChara truther)

Voltron (Lance centric and Langst fan)

Yuri!!! On Ice (Yuuri, Yuri and Viktor centric mostly)

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A Need for Adventure

Lupin x Male!Reader

Requested by: @acolote009

Masterlist

Not only is this my first request but it's also my first xMale!reader fic so I hope it makes sense and it's not too short. Also, I'm sorry I took kind of long to finish this. Had some personal matters I had to take care of but finally had the time and energy to finish it up this week. Hope you like it and feedback is appreciated!

Brief summary: Can the son of a politician and the world's most wanted thief ever be together? It may seem impossible but there is only one way to find out. You had to jump through some hoops but in the end, it may not be impossible after all.

Content Contains: use of y/n, male reader, fluff, SFW

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His dark-brown eyes, his silly little smile, and that charismatic charm you keep hearing about. Arsène Lupin the Third was the only thing occupying your mind right now. You saved every newspaper clipping and taped every news report about him and his antics, but that wasn’t enough. You needed him: his touch, his warmth, his voice against your ear, his lips on yours. 

But deep down you knew that it wasn’t meant to be. 

Your father was a renowned politician meaning that your life was all but private. Everything you did was under the scrutiny of the public eye. Your relationship status, location, and the words that left your mouth were all known. If you were to give into your desires to be with Lupin, your sexuality would then be known, and that is something your father and the rest of the world would not let you get away with. 

And to top it all off, he was one of the world’s most wanted criminals. If your homosexuality wouldn’t land you in hot water first, then the fact that you were in love with a good-for-nothing thief would surely do it. Which was ironic given how all of the so-called “leaders” of this country have done worse things than Lupin the Third ever has. 

 But it didn’t matter to you anymore. You needed to finally meet him. 

Using your connections and the exorbitant amount of money in your bank account, you located Lupin and had a message delivered to him. He was to meet you at a restricted location in a nearby country to yours. There, you would ask him to steal one of the world’s most valuable items: the crown of the original king of your country from ancient times. It was made of some of the oldest materials and the rarest jewels in the world. You told him that you just hated your dad and that you wanted to show the government how lousy it was, but only you knew of the real reason you summoned him. Once he arrived, you explained the plan to him.

“And of course, you can keep the crown. So what do you say, Lupin?” 

“You're my savior you know that! I didn’t know what to get my Fujicakes for her birthday but now I do! Of course I accept!” Lupin exclaims while jumping for joy like a cartoon character.

Your heart sinks. You should’ve known that he would never see you in that way. You heard a rumor that he and his partner Jigen used to have a thing so you hoped that maybe he was into guys, too. But even if he was, you were no competition compared to Fujiko Mine, Lupin’s greatest love. Your thoughts were interrupted by Daisuke Jigen speaking.

“Good freakin’ grief, man. It’s always gotta be that woman. You already know MY answer to this.”

“Agreed. Even if this wasn’t for Fujiko, I don’t want to be roped into some theft for petty reasons. Besides if there is no reward in it for me, then I must part ways as well.” Lupin’s other partner, Goemon Ishikawa, expresses as he and Jigen begin to leave.

“And as always, I don’t need you guys anyway. Me & (y/n) can do it ourselves, isn’t that right?”

You shake your head in agreement. The truth is that you did have enough money to offer Jigen and Goemon, but the selfish part of you wanted to spend time with Lupin and only Lupin. Even if he didn’t love you back, you would at least cherish every second you were by his side. 

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In order to steal the crown, you first had to practice being fast enough to get to it. Your job was to be the look out and to disengage the alarm system at the precise moment. Lupin would then have three minutes to snatch it up. Once all was said and done, you had to reengage the alarm to make it look as if nothing had happened. On top of all this though, you had one more obstacle to pass: Zenigata.

Inspector Zenigata of ICPO was Lupin’s number-one fan. His life’s purpose was to catch Lupin although the most he ever did was play what was pretty much an elaborate game of tag with him. Unfortunately for Zenigata, Lupin was always one step ahead. Even if he gets captured, he always finds a way out.

The two of you found a warehouse where you replicated the heist scenario as best you could. Being the son of an esteemed politician and having nearly infinite funds in your bank account aided you in obtaining classified information from the right people without raising suspicion. You got access to the floor plans of the building as well as the manual for the alarm system. Lupin had asked Jigen and Goemon to act as Zenigata and the other security guards to add some more realism. You were kind of hoping they would decline but to your dismay, they went along with it. It ended up being only for three days though, so you still had a significant amount of alone time with your crush. 

Thanks to some additional bribing and the fact that your dad was always busy, you were able to get two hotel rooms where you were at without anyone knowing you even left. After your practice sessions, you would retire to your own room and Lupin to his. For the first few nights, you were able to control your desires somewhat decently. He still plagued your mind when you were awake, but you subdued your wish to tell him how you felt. As the week dragged on, however, it was getting more and more difficult to contain yourself. The space next to you began feeling cold and empty and you wished that he was there laying beside you. 

The night before the flight back to your country, you couldn’t take it anymore.

At first, you tried to be logical about the situation and told yourself that a relationship with him could only be achieved in your dreams. He couldn’t like you back, right? After all, he only accepted your job offer because of Fujiko. You knew you had absolutely no chance, but you couldn’t hold it in any longer. 

It was already past midnight, but you knew that you wouldn’t get any sleep if you didn’t confess to him. This was your last chance and you were going to take it. With a dry mouth, sweaty palms, and legs that could turn to jelly at any moment, you knocked on his door. You didn’t want to knock on the door again and wake up the other guests, so you waited a few moments before deciding to head back. Maybe it was for the best that you kept silent.

Just as you were about to turn to leave, he opened the door.

“(y/n), what are you doing here?” he says with a yawn and as his hands rub his tired eyes. There was no turning back now. You were both regretful and thankful that he opened the door. You tried to speak but no words came out of your mouth.

“Is something wrong?” you nod your head and he invites you in. You sit in a chair and he sits on the edge of his bed across you. “Would you like some water?” you nod again and he fulfills your request. After taking a few sips, you cleared your throat and began to speak.

“I need to talk to you about something that’s been on my mind. I apologize upfront if it makes you uncomfortable. You can call off the heist and leave after I tell you, but I just can’t stay quiet anymore. I’ll never forgive myself if I do.”

“Hey, it’s okay. As long as you’re not secretly plotting against me, I’m sure it’s fine.” 

You look down at the floor and take a deep breath. 

“Ever since I saw you on the news a few years ago, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you. I admire your sense of freedom, how you stick it to governments and rich people, your charming nature, and just everything about you. I never really cared about the damn crown, I just wanted to at least meet you once in my life.” You waited a few seconds to hear his response, but you were met with silence. “You probably get so many people that try to do this to you. I understand if you want to leave. I’m so sorry.”

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Unbeknownst to you, Lupin grew to taking a liking to you the more he spent time with you. It was true that he had a preference for women and that he hasn’t dated a man since Jigen all those years ago, but there was something about you that made his heart feel at home. 

He genuinely had a great time with you this past week. From the setting up of the recreation of the crown room, to the rush he felt when trying to get the timing right, and your time together eating at some of the finest restaurants, he wanted more of this. But he felt he had no chance with you since you were the son of a government official.

Your laugh, your voice, your smile- he couldn’t stop thinking about all of you. The thing that really got him though were the conversations you two shared. Up until now, the only people he felt understood him were Jigen, Goemon, and of course Fujiko. But then why would a guy he just met make him feel the same way? In fact, he felt he was able to open up to you about things that he just couldn’t tell the others. Fujiko was the one he felt understood him the most out of the three but he must’ve felt closer to you because you shared the same gender.

He was going to see how things went and if he still felt the same way after the heist, he was going to tell you, so he was surprised when you came knocking on his door and revealed how you felt. He was usually cool and collected when it came to flirting and relationships, but you rendered him speechless. Something no one else had ever done before. Warmth and redness spread throughout his face and he eventually gathered his thoughts.

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You were about to get up and leave before he interrupted you.

“No, stay. I- I’ve just had a lot on my mind and I’m honestly kind of shocked,” he admits while rubbing the back of his neck. “You’re the son of one of the most influential politicians of your country. What are you doing wanting to run around with a thief like me?” he lets out a small chuckle.

“I don’t really know… maybe it’s because I long to be as free as you and to go on crazy adventures. I’m tired of this boring life and of being told who I can and can’t be attracted to. If I’m going to share my life with someone someday, I want it to be with you. But if you don’t want to then that’s f-”

“But I do,” he interrupts you. “I know I fall in love with people easily, but there’s been something missing from everyone else, and although I just met you, I finally feel like I’ve found that missing something. Besides, Fujcakes just dumped me for some rich crazy bastard that thinks he can make a time machine if he exploits enough people, so my schedule’s pretty much open. I just want you to really think this through. You sure you can keep up with little ol’ me?”

Without hesitation, you nod your head. “Please, Lupin. I need you and I’ll do whatever it takes to make that happen.”

He stands up and walks towards you. “Then I, Lupin the Third, vow to show you a life full of crazy adventures.” He holds his hand out to you and you take it. Lupin helps you stand and he places his other hand on your cheek. His thumb runs over your lips. “May I?” he asks and you nod knowing he means he wants to kiss you. You place your unoccupied hand on his chest and lean into him. For someone who is constantly on the run and getting into all sorts of violent scenarios, his lips are soft. Surprisingly, both his hands and kiss are gentle, too. It’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more. 

That night, you didn’t return to your room. Instead, you stayed in Lupin’s and despite the fact you had a long day ahead of you tomorrow, you stayed up laying next to him and conversing about all sorts of things as he held you close. Luckily, your flight wouldn’t be until midday, so you had time to sleep in. Lupin decided he wanted to steal the crown in the end. He planned on selling it on the black market and use the money to buy you anything you wanted and take you anywhere you wanted to go. You decided that after the heist, you would never return to your country again and agreed to live the rest of your life as a criminal.

You felt at ease knowing that you finally had him and weren’t going to lose him. The sound of his heartbeat and the rise and fall of his chest as he breathed lulled you into the deepest sleep you’ve ever had in your life.

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Last Edited: 15 September 2024

Polycules that are in the running:

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy

Stephen King's It

Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Stan Uris, Mike Hanlon, Kay McCall, Audra Phillips and Patty Blum

Sherlock Holmes

Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mary Morstan, and Godfrey Norton

Doki Doki Precure

Cure Heart, Cure Diamond, Cure Rosetta, Cure Sword and Regina

A3!

Tsumugi Tsukioka, Tasuku Takato, Hisoka Mikage, Homare Arisugawa, Azuma Yukishiro and Guy

Persona 5

Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya, Ryuji Sakamoto, Ann Takamaki, Yusuke Kitagawa, Makoto Niijima, Futaba Sakura, Haru Okumura, Goro Akechi, Sumire Yoshizawa, Morgana and Yuuki Mishima

Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya, Hifumi Togo, Chihaya Mifune, and Lavenza

Witch's Heart

Claire Elford, Noel Levine, Ashe Bradley, Wilardo Adler and Sirius Gibson

Ensemble Stars!!

Leo Tsukinaga, Tsukasa Suou, Arashi Narukami, Izumi Sena, Ritsu Sakuma, Mao Isara, Hokuto Hidaka, Subaru Akehoshi and Makoto Yuuki

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Argyle, Chrissy Cunningham, Eden Bingham, and Vickie.

Star Trek DS9

Elim Garak, Julian Bashir, Miles O'Brien, Keiko O'Brien, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax, Odo Ital, Quark, Worf, Ezri, Sisko, Lwaxana Troi, Kasidy Yates-Sisko, and Lenara Kahn

The Owl House

Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Willow Park, Hunter, and Gus Porter

Dracula

Jonathan Harker, Mina Harker, Lucy Westenra, Quincey Morris, Jack Seward, Arthur Holmwood, and Abraham Van Helsing

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson, Andrew Clark, Allison Reynolds, Claire Standish, and John Bender

Winx Club

Bloom, Stella, Tecna, Musa, Flora, Aisha, Sky, Brandon, Timmy, Riven, Helia, Nex and Nabu

Resident Evil

Leon S Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Ada Wong and Helena Harper

The Case Study of Vanitas

Vanitas, Noe Archiviste, Dominique de Sade and Jeanne

Scooby Doo

Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers, Velma Dinkley, Hot Dog Water, and Crystal.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Darla, Angel(us), Drusilla, and Spike/William

The Legend of Zelda

Revali, Zelda, Link, Mipha, Sidon, Yona, Paya and Tauro

The Magicians

Fen, Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson, Josh Hoberman, Quentin Coldwater, and Arielle

Haikyū!!

Kiyoko Shimizu, Yachi Hitoka, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Bokuto Kōtarō, Akaashi Keiji, Kuroo Tetsurō, Kozume Kenma, Hinata Shōyō, Kageyama Tobio, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, and Ushijima Wakatoshi

Genshin Impact

Cyno, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Tighnari, Dehya, Nilou, Faruzan, Dunyarzad, and Candace

Kaeya, Rosaria, Albedo, and Sucrose

Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Navia, Clorinde, Zhongli, Childe, and Furina

Kujou Sara, Gorou, Arataki Itto and Sangonomiya Kokomi

Heaven Official's Blessing

Xie Lan, Hua Cheng, Mu Qing, Feng Xin, Yin Yu, and Quan Yizhen

Torchwood

Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Rhys Williams, Owen Harper, Ianto Jones, and Toshiko Sato

Spiderman

Peter Parker, Harry Osborn, Mary-Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Liz Allan, Felicia Hardy, and Johnny Storm

Beastars

Legosi, Louis, Haru, and Juno

Lupin III

Lupin III, Goemon Ishikawa XIII, Daisuke Jigen, and Fujiko Mine

Demon Slayer

Tengen, Makio, Suma, and Hinatsuru

Omori

Sunny, Kel, Basil, and Aubrey

Cookie Run

Herb Cookie, Vampire Cookie, Sparkling Cookie, Mint Choco Cookie, and Cocoa Cookie

The Grail Quest

Percival, Galahad, Bors, Dinadrane, and Blanchefleur

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair/Super Danganronpa 2

Hajime Hinata, Kazuichi Soda, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Sonia Nevermind, and Akane Owari

Zero Escape

Akane Kurashiki, Junpei, Sigma Klim, Carlos, Diana, and Snake

Roswell New Mexico

Nora Truman, Louise Truman, Theo, Tripp Manes and Roy Bronson

Max Evans, Isobel Evans, Michael Guerin, Liz Ortecho, Kyle Valenti, Maria DeLuca, Alex Manes, Jenna "Cam" Cameron, Heath, Dallas Haines, Greg Manes and Anatsa

The Raven Cycle

Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey, Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Noah Czerny, and Henry Cheng

Warcraft

Khadgar, Kalecgos, Illidan, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Vashj, Arthas Menethil, Jaina Proudmoore, Nathanos Blightcaller, Sylvanas Windrunner, Tiffin Wrynn, Varian Wrynn, Halduron Brightwing, Thalyssra, Lor'themar Theron, and Rommath

Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun

Suzuki Iruma, Asmodeus Alice, Valac Clara, Azazel Ameri, and Purson Soi

My School President

Gun, Tinn, Sound, Win, Tiw, Por, Yo, Nook, Pat, and Kajorn

Bad Buddy

Pat, Pran, Korn, and Wai

Guardian Tales

Knight, Elvira, Arabelle, Beth, Priscilla, Yuze, Bianca, Loraine, Eva, and Camilla

Word of Honor/Faraway Wanders

Wen Kexing, Zhou Zishu, Han Ying, Jing Beiyuan, and Wuxi

The New Teen Titans

Dick Grayson, Koriand'r, Victor Stone, Rachel Roth, Joseph Wilson, Donna Troy, and Garfield Logan

Baldur's Gate 3

Astarion, Gale, Lae'zel, Karlach, Shadowheart, Wyll, and Durge

Kagerou Project

Ayano Tateyama, Shintaro Kisaragi, Takane Enomoto, and Haruka Kokonose

NU Carnival

Eiden, Aster, Morvay, Yakumo, Edmond, Olivine, Quincy, Kuya, Garu, Blade, Dante, Rei, and Karu/Garu

Project Sekai

Kanade Yoisaki, Mafuyu Asahina, Mizuki Akiyama, and Ena Shinonome

Riverdale

Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper, and Veronica Lodge

Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu

Zane Julien, Kai Smith, Jay Walker and Cole

Mysterious Lotus Casebook

Li Lianhua, Qiao Wanmian, Di Feisheng, and Fang Duobing

Trigun

Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe, and Milly Thompson

[b3crew]

No Borders No Race: Episode 314 | B3 - Boston Bastard Brigade

King Baby Duck rekindles his love for the web comic Swan Boy, whereas Mel Brooks's History of the World, Part Two shows why nostalgia can be both good and bad. Manual Cinema brings a new take on Frankenstein to the stage, with some amazing results! Finally, on A Bastard's Soapbox, the firing of Dilbert.

PLAYLIST (with album/single links):

YUKI -  Time Capsule (from the album Parade ga Tsuzukunara)

TRI4TH - Just Roll (from the album CALM & CLASH)

Avatar - Valley of Disease (from the album Dance Devil Dance)

Shoko Nakagawa - Gozen Roku-Ji (from the album Shototan self cover)

Queen Bee - Violence (from the album Juuni Jigen)

BIKE - O Torto Santo (from the album Arte Bruta) [in stores May 5]

The Q-Tip Bandits - Better Place (from the album Melancholy Flowers)

GA-20 - ATL (digital single)

Last Legion - Pansarmarsch (from the album Metall, Blod & Aska)

Sumire Uesaka - Play Your Heart (from the MY SADISTIC ADOLESCENCE♡ EP)

Ayumi Hamasaki - Dreamed a Dream (from the album Remember you)

The Room - Cursed Islands (from the album Restless Fate)

Crystal Kay - How You Feel (from the Start Again EP)

Click here to listen!

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Lupin III -- Nutcracker AU

I am once again back on my AU bullsh/t and return with something festive for the holiday season (of which I’m sort of speed-running the description of)

This is something of an amalgamation of a lot of different versions of the story + some others, but most prominently the Barbie Nutcracker version because it is one of THE BEST and I will FIGHT people on this

So Lupin is the role of Clara in this AU, currently living with his family and cousin Albert and uncle Gaston in their manor in France. On Christmas Eve, his grandfather, Lupin I, arrives and comes bearing gifts, with Lup’s being a particularly special one: a nutcracker doll, with colorful robes and a strange-looking sword, said to protect him when Lup needs him most. Lupin doesn’t quite believe that, but it’s still a wonderful piece of craftsmanship and a lovely gift, so he keeps it close to his chest.

Midnight falls over the household, and while everyone’s in bed, Lupin, having passed out on his living room couch, is soon left dealing with a very small problem: an army of tiny ice soldiers appearing from a mouse-hole in the wall, and leading them is the North King, a man with a magic scepter and supposedly the darkest heart of them all.

Fortunately, Lupin I’s promise was right, and Lupin’s nutcracker doll -- Goemon -- awakens just in time to fend them off from his charge, and, in the ensuing fight, Lupin ends up getting shrunk in the process by the North King -- Jigen -- and his magic scepter, and is reduced to the size of a toy.

As the battle rages on, and seeing the crowd of soldiers starting to overwhelm his dear doll, Lupin ends up helping Goe fight... by smacking Jigen in the face with his shoe.

Jigen does eventually end up falling back when Goemon proves too much for him, but swears that what happened isn’t over. Lupin, scrambling down from where he made his mad dash up the Christmas tree, gets to meet his savior, as Goe explains how he’s currently in his service as a protector and guardian, on the order of his grandfather.

He also needs Lupin’s help — the North King has taken over the Land of Sweets, and even went behind the Snow Queen, to whom he had sworn loyalty to, and struck her down, stealing her magic scepter and her army. His heart, after having done so, was supposedly frozen solid, rendering him incapable of love or emotion. Even worse, the Sugar Plum Princess (Fujiko) is currently held hostage in his castle, and who knows what sort of horrendous torture he’s doing to her --

(Fujiko, up in her cell, throwing dried sugarplums at a scowling, ice-pack-holding Jigen: Can you at least bring up a coloring book or something, I’m bored to DEATH up here —) So Lup follows Goe into the Land of Sweets in an attempt to avenge his fallen masters and reclaim his kingdom, encounters a few new faces along the way, and maybe learns that there’s more to this frozen king that meets the eye.

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Hi there! Could I please request headcanons from Lupin iii for Jigen amd Goemon with a female reader who is very gentle and maternal? Sorry of that's too vague...

published on: june 27, 2021 requested by: anon pairing: jigen daisuke / ishikawa goemon xiii & reader word count: 1.1k+

Ishikawa Goemon XIII:

I can definitely see Goemon having a soft spot for women that act in such ways. Something about people who “looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll” really gets to him; someone who deeply cares about those around them, who would do anything to make sure they are safe and happy.

That reminds me ━ in my perspective, one of the reasons that makes Goemon appear lovestruck over Fujiko in the The Woman Called Mine Fujiko series is the persona she created while babysitting the grandchildren of the King of Austria. “Maria” was a woman that appeared delicate and considerate, thoughtful over other people’s wellbeing and happiness. She constantly checked up on the children, wiping away their tears and encouraging them to be strong. Even when it came to Goemon, “Maria” was unfazed by his emotionless and cold behavior; instead, she continued to act in that same gentle and maternal way as she always did. That really resonated within Goemon.

In fact, when he revealed his true motive for being in the same train, confessing that he was there to assassinate the King, he called for her and apologized. He lied to her.

Being around a partner that is very gentle with him makes him feel selfish and, deep down, he would feel guilty. He is a thief, an assassinwith blood in his hands. If his partner is not part of the criminal world, regardless of them knowing or not what he does, he constantly worries for their sake and begins to contemplate if it is truly a wise decision to be with them. He loves them, despite not always speaking or acting upon his feelings, but he wouldn’t be able to live with himself, knowing he was responsible for their pain or worse, because of his profession.

If the partner is also a thief, especially part of the gang, he would feel less worried for her safety. To be where she is, it means she knows how to take care of herself. She is aware of the cruel ways of a criminal, and she would definitely be unfazed by Goemon’s role in all of it. Of course, he would be very protective over her, swearing to keep her safe, at all costs ━ always and forevermore.

Being with someone who’s gentle and maternal ━ talking to him with a soft voice, giving him the tenderest of smiles? Sounds like something he definitely needs more in his life. She becomes the Sun, shining away the darkness that haunts his mind. She becomes the Moon, with her calm presence as it provides him shelter, a moment of peace. It makes his heart throb, and he is too embarrassed and proud to admit his cheeks are not burning from the hot weather, but from her.

If she’s determined enough to remain with him, then he would definitely be a happy man ━ one like no one has ever seen.

Jigen Daisuke:

Jigen has, well, trust issues, when it comes to women. In fact, the kinder and more innocent they appear to be, the more he becomes reluctant to trust them and the grumpier and meaner he is. After all, whenever he was backstabbed by a woman, it happened more frequently with the kinder women he encountered.

It takes him a while to warm up to someone, and, in the beginning, he always expects the worst. He reads every word and action with a grain of salt, rarely dropping his guard near this seemingly gentle woman. Yet, as time passes and as she proves herself to be genuine about her intentions, his moodiness and caution slowly melt away. He doesn’t like to be wrong, but, when he turns out to be wrong about her, it takes him time to think about it, regret his reactions and behavior towards her before he finally apologizes, although lowly as if embarrassed.

But, the truth is ━ he does have a little of a soft spot for women who was unconditionally kind, especially to him. He knows it is selfish, especially considering the type of person he is, but he doesn’t let that stop him. In fact, the reason he is mostly backstabbed by women who fit her profile is because of precisely that.

Having someone worrying and caring for him unconditionally, providing light and shelter to his life, as opposed to the constant hiding and death that follows him, definitely helps him get some sort of stability in his crazy life, and it always feels like fresh air. A moment of peace and quiet, before it all goes south, once again.

However, unlike Goemon, who enjoys the full attention and apparently constant observation over his wellbeing, Jigen is still a bit more reserved than the samurai, which means━although he enjoys the attention and love he’s receiving, he still needs some space for himself and being constantly under the watch of someone makes him feel claustrophobic and controlled. He’s still a bit of a lone wolf, after all.

If this woman is a regular citizen, he will do anything in his power to make sure he conceals his moves from the police and other enemies. The least he would want to do is attract unwanted attention to her, therefore endangering her. If he is away for a job, especially abroad, he sends an unsigned letter, trying to keep it untraceable, or perhaps he calls to make sure everything is alright. If, however, something goes wrong and she is in danger, he blames himself and will therefore try to keep his distance from her, especially taking in consideration how weak and fragile he can become for a woman such as her.

If she’s part of the criminal world, he believes in her skills, although he may encourage her to harden her heart to what’s around her, if her gentle personality begins to crack through, affecting her actions and possibly endangering her. After all, those with kind hearts never last long in the Underworld. Vulnerabilities ━ as slight as they may be, as dangerous as they are ━ are to be used against you. If they are in the same heist or if she is part of the gang, perhaps as a reflection of how he is as a person (lone wolf and needing his own space), unlike Goemon, he will trust her to know what to do to protect herself and to ensure everything goes according to plan, as well as proving her loyalty to the gang and, most importantly, him. Unless the situation is trulydire and he fears for her life, he will not intervene in any of her fights.

[maskedblackfox]

Cloud’s list of Bi headcanons 2021

Happy Bi Visibility Day!

List under the cut

DanganRonpa

Mondo Owada

Kyoko Kirigiri

Genocider Syo

Hajime Hinata

Twogami

Sonia Nevermind

Yuta Asahina

Nagisa Shingetsu

Kyosuke Munakata

Kaede Akamatsu

Suiichi Saihara

Tenko Chabashira (Preference for girls)

Angie Yogana

Pokemon

Gary/Blue/Green Oak

Red

Sabrina

Lance

Janine

Silver

Morty

Jasmine

Ariana

Archie

Shelly

Aster

Cynthia

Maylene

Candice

Mars

Saturn

Aurea Juniper

Cilan

Lenora

Elesa

Roxie

Anthea

Augustine Sycamore

Valerie

Malva

Bryony

Aliana

Kukui

Guzma

Gladion

Ilima

Lana

Kahili

Sonia

Milo

Piers

Raihan

Oleana

James

Meowth

Ash’s Pikachu

Delia Ketchum

Cassidy

Aldith

Miette

Goh

Steven Universe

Skinny Jasper

Aquamarine

Sharky Amethyst

Sugilite

Sadie Miller

Lars Bariga

Vidalia

Kiki

Buck Dewey

Disney

Tiana (Princess and the Frog)

Charlotte “Lottie” LaBouf (Princess and the Frog)

Nala (Lion King series)

Kiara (Lion King series)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House) (Canon)

Scar (Lion King series)

Mufasa (Lion King series)

Jack Kelly (Newsies)

Edalyn Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Camilla Noceda (The Owl House)

Shang (Mulan)

Augustus “Gus” Porter (The Owl House)

Shenzi (Lion King series)

Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Han Solo (Star Wars)

Finn (Star Wars)

Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Riku (Kingdom Hearts)

Madge the honey badger (Zootopia)

Cinderella (Cinderella)

Duchess (Aristocats)

Hunter (The Owl House)

Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

Micheal “Dipper” Pines (Gravity Falls)

Warrior Cats

Bluestar

Greystripe

Longtail

Rosetail

Dappletail

Leafpool

Cindeheart

Bumblestripe

Daisy

Sweetpaw

Blackstar

Tawnypelt

Rowanstar

Ceaderheart

Ratscar

Dawnpelt

Leopardstar

Mistystar

Feathertail

Lakeshine

Brightsky

Shellheart

Reedshine (MV)

Willowshine

Mudfur

Onestar

Nightcloud

Kestrelflight

Lightningpelt

Daisytail

Leafstar

Harveymoon

Ebonyclaw

Skywatcher

Jake

Violet

Slash

Sol

Animal Crossing

Tom Nook

Mabel

Leilani

Kicks

Gracie

Cyrus

Booker

Rover

Drago

Anabella

Pinky

Midge

Angus

Bob

Kiki

Rosie

Becky

Ken

Patty

Bluebear

Stitches

Beau

Diana

Cherry

Portia

Miranda

Amelia

Pierce

Big Top

Margie

Tucker

Lily

Chevre

Kidd

Pashmina

Boone

Hamlet

Biff

Colton

Julian

Carrie

Melba

Leopold

Nana

Bella

Marina

Flora

Gladys

Cube

Gwen

Agnes

Carmen

O’Hare

Patricia

Eunice

Blaire

Sylvana

Bangle

Rolf

Chief

Vivian

The Dark Crystal

Rian

Brea

Gujin

Seladon

SkekEkt

SkekZok

urVa

urSan

Misc.

Bowser (Mario series)

Mipha (Legend of Zelda; Breath of the Wild)

Korra (Avatar series) (Canon)

Asami Sato (Avatar series) (Canon)

Zuko (Avatar series)

Marceline (Adventure time) (Canon)

Dr. Harold Coomer (HLVRAI) (Canon)

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

Sidon (Legend of Zelda; Breath of the Wild)

Bela Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village)

Daniella Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village)

Daddy Dearest (Friday Night Funkin’)

Mommy Mearest (Friday Night Funkin’)

Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin’)

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)

Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid)

Mario (Mario series)

Luigi (Mario series)

Arsene Lupin III (Lupin III)

Daisuke Jigen (Lupin III)

Goemon Ishikawa XIII (Lupin III)

Angela Ziegler/Mercy

Olivia Comomar/Sombra (Canon)

Alphys (Undertale)

Mad Mew Mew (Undertale)

Reno (Final Fantasy VII)

Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)

Ryou Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Lust (FullMetal Alchemist)

Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Robert Small (Dream Daddy)

Brian Harding (Dream Daddy)

Joseph Christiansen (Dream Daddy)

Kamui Gakupo (Vocaloid)

IA (UTAUloid)

Yokune Ruko (UTAUloid)

Gloria (Happy Feet)

Ms. Viola (Happy Feet)

Joaquin Mondragon (Book of Life)

Clarice (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon)

Cloudjumper (How to Train Your Dragon)

Unnamed Light Fury/Nubless/Luna (How to Train Your Dragon)

Megamind (Megamind)

Lup (The Adventure Zone)

Barry Bluejeans (The Adventure Zone)

Audrey (The Adventure Zone) (Canon)

Kris (Deltarune)

Wammawink (Centaurworld)

Bonus round: My OCs

Switchboard

Valentina

Rangi

Haraka

Cookie

Kifalme

Genevieve

Uzuri

Fergus

Sarah

Pixie

Vivian

Robert (The crow)

Crystal

New Bloom

Mirageflight

Sunflower

Aria

Nanaki (Her old ref)

Kuelewa

[hellroots]

『 MOBILE FRIENDLY MUSE LIST 』

— here you will find my muses. you can also find them on my gdocs as well & the main muses of the moment can be found in the pinned post. though not all of the info is here, because that would make the post too long, feel free to ask me anything you wanna know about them!

『 NARUTO MUSES 』

AMIDAMARU

originally from shaman king, primarily based on the naruto universe as a samurai from the land of iron,  amidamaru is a samurai who gained fame as a demon samurai after killing several hundred other samurai soldiers during a battle in the same spot, he wields the legendary sword named harusame made by his best friend mosuke.

DELTA

cold-hearted and sadistic, delta is a cyborg and an inner member of kara whose destructive nature and bad temper tend to get the best of her. 

HAGANE KOTETSU

never seen without his partner and best friend izumo, kotetsu is the more carefree and irresponsible one of the duo.  canon div! as danzou’s clone made by orochimaru, initially to replace danzou’s aging body. was deemed unfit for being weak, was told he’s danzou’s grandson.

HATAKE KAKASHI

famed as kakashi of the sharingan and one of konoha's most talented ninja. former  rokudaime hokage, currently retired from active duty.

HATAKE SAKUMO

kakashi's widower father, only a few years older than the sannin and worldly renowned as konoha's white fang. canon div! alive and exiled, also he definitively fucked an alien at some point.

HYUGA HANABI

youngest sister of hinata and the heiress of the hyuga clan, hanabi blossomed into a dedicated, strong young woman with high standards

HYUGA NEJI

thought a prodigy even by the hyuga standards, neji is a member of the clan's branch house and of team guy. he had his entire ideology changed after his fight with naruto.

JIGEN

a novice monk who, after being left for dead by kaguya, unwillingly became the vessel of isshiki otsutsuki. he eventually died as isshiki completely took over his body. canon div! part of jigen’s conscience still lives and suffers at the atrocities of isshiki.

JIRAIYA

the white-maned toad charmer, a red-hot ninja who strikes fear in the hearts of people.  naruto's master & nazuke-oya. famed pervert and  author of the icha icha series. canon div! survives amegakure but stays in a coma hidden in mount myoboku for months between life and death.

KAMIZUKI IZUMO

never seen without his partner and best friend kotetsu, he's the more mature and serious of the duo and takes great pride in their work aiding the fifth hokage. a noted germaphobe, he pays excessive attention to cleanliness but that doesn’t affect his job.

KASHIN KOJI

stoic, straightforward and enigmatic, koji at first seemed very loyal to kara, willing to assassinate a fellow member on orders from his leader. the clone of jiraiya created by amado with the sole purpose of killing isshiki otsutsuki. a former inner of kara, he appears to have an interest in boruto uzumaki's abilities.

KOHINATA SHIZUKA

the eldest daughter of mukai and nayotake kohinata and future clan head, shizuka is the second of their clan to successfully activate the byakugan. like most members of her clan, she's very skilled in taijutsu and wants to clean her family's name. analytical but cordial, the young anbu eventually joins the torture and interrogation force.

MATSURI

a sunagakure shinobi who in the past watched her parents’ deaths, which caused her to be wary of weapons. she eventually grows out of that trauma and now uses  weapons to protect her comrades and sunagakure's reputation while avoiding causing harm to others. canon div! she specialises in medical ninjutsu, taking after chiyo’s writings and work.

MENMA

filler character, not the rtn character! a former member of the group of bandits known as shiin clan. kind hearted and helpful, menma always hated hurting others but wasn't above hurting the members of his clan in order to keep innocent people safe. canon div! he is transmasc & doesn’t die but rather leaves otogakure and joins konoha instead.

MOMOCHI ZABUZA

known as the demon of the hidden mist, he's a missing-nin from kirigakure's seven ninja swordsmen of the mist. responsible for the deaths of over one hundred academy students of the kirigakure academy, his fame grew through the years as he became an anbu before finally joining the seven swordsmen.

MORINO IBIKI

ibiki is a tokubetsu jonin of konoha and the head of the torture and interrogation force. tall and very strict, he's been described by kakashi as a sadist, however he's shown that he is a quite reasonable man with a more relaxed side that few get to see. as of now he is the leader of team 40. canon div! his family is loosely related to the senjus.

NAMIKAZE SAMUI

leader of team samui, samui is a kunoichi from kumogakure that has a calm, mature and generally silent disposition to her, bordering on aloof at times. as most jonin from kumo, she is skilled with kenjutsu, other than that she is also very knowledgeable & has a high level of self control. canon div! both she and her brother are from the namikaze clan, their father moved from konoha to kumo after his marriage to their mother.

NARA SHIKAMARU

though naturally lazy, shikamaru's intellect is one of a kind and consistently allows him to prevail in combat. a former member of team asuma, alongside ino and chouji he is part of the famed inoshikacho trio. after his sensei's death shikamaru goes through a rapid maturation. he is currently the 7th hokage’s advisor and trusted friend.

ROCK LEE

unlike most shinobi, lee cannot use ninjutsu or genjutsu however he overcame this shortcomings by undergoing by a special training from maito gai that turned him into a taijutsu master while still a genin. canon div! he’s the reincarnation of nezha, the marshal of central altar, the third lotus prince and the god of protection.

SARUTOBI MIRAI

as the daughter of two of konohagakure's strongest jounin, mirai is a highly capable kunoichi who is well regarded by various senior shinobi for her skills and expertise. she is cheerful, energetic and has a dutiful nature.

SENJU SATSUKI

in my jiraiya’s infinite tsukuyomi dream  he has everything he always wanted in life, the love of his life  by his side and a family of his own. everything is going well as they are all preparing to go to naruto’s ceremony as he’ll become hokage when the dream becomes corrupted and his two kids end up on opposite sides in a deadly battle.

SENJU TOBIRAMA

co-founder of the first shinobi village, alongside with his elder brother he worked tirelessly to achieve political stability. after hashirama's death he became the nidaime hokage. the creator of the most known and used jutsus.

SENJU YOSHIKADO

in my jiraiya’s infinite tsukuyomi dream  he has everything he always wanted in life, the love of his life  by his side and a family of his own. everything is going well as they are all preparing to go to naruto’s ceremony as he’ll become hokage when the dream becomes corrupted and his two kids end up on opposite sides in a deadly battle.

TEUCHI

owner of ramen ichiraku, teuchi left the usual shinobi way when he was a teen and devoted his life to his true passion: making ramen. with his daughter ayame, teuchi has become one of the most talented ryōri ninja. mostly crack! based, canon div! former student of jiraiya and descendant of the uchiha.

UCHIHA HANAMI

hanami uchiha is the daughter of the slug sage sakura and the head of the uchiha clan madara. despite her playful & carefree disposition, hanami can prove herself to be a ruthless adversary in battle. oc affiliated with shikkotsunin's sakura and uchiha-madara's madara.

UZUMAKI HIMAWARI

himawari is a cheerful and considerate girl who adores her family, however, at the same time, she has a temper and can become violent when provoked. canon div! when she’s older, himawari becomes a iryō-nin and under sakura’s teachings manages to activate the byakugou seal thanks to strong understanding of chakra manipulation and high chakra reserves.

YAMANAKA INO

the current clan head of the yamanaka clan after her father's passing, ino - alongside with shikamaru and chouji - is part of their generation's  ino-shika-cho formation, formerly led by asuma-sensei. she's currently working alongside with ibiki morino in the intelligence of the village, while also taking care of her flower shop.

YAMANAKA INOICHI

head of the yamanaka clan who, alongside shikaku nara and chouza akimichi was part of the 15th generation of the ino-shika-cho trio. in charge of the analysis team of konohagakure's intelligence division, inoichi is calm and perceptive, usually behaving in a very analytical way but having an indulgent and gentlemanly disposition.

YAMANAKA INOSUKE

future au oc kids, son of himawari uzumaki and inojin yamanaka. under co.

『 KINGDOM MUSES 』

ASHIN

a silent and reserved young woman, she’s the sole survivor of the massacre of the northern village of seongjeoyain and is also a former spy for the joseon kingdom and possibly the first to use the undead for warfare purposes.

LEE CHANG

the crown prince of joseon and the only child of the king of joseon, considered illegitimate because his mother was a concubine. he posed as a threat to the haewon cho clan's plan to take over the control of the government. although a little out of touch with the harsh reality of the people, chang eventually grows to become the people's hero against the monsters created by the haewon cho clan

SECOND QUEEN CHO

the second wife of the king of joseon and member of the haewon cho clan, she's the daughter of the powerful chief of state councilor cho hak-ju. ambitious and cold hearted, she does whatever it takes to keep the throne.

SEO-BI

a talented physician who worked with lee seung-hui at the jiyulheon clinic nearby dongnae. along side with yeong-shin, she's the sole survivour of the initial outbreak at the clinic. she's smart and level headed, and will do all she can to save peope (especially children) regardless what they did or what they believe. she's dedicated to learn more about that ressurection flower in order to stop any further outbreaks from happening in the future.

『 KIMETSU NO YAIBA MUSES 』

AGATSUMA ZENITSU

alongside hashibira inosuke he is kamado tanjiro and kamado nezuko's travelling companion. user of the thunder breathing combat style, he is a member of the demon slayer corps though not by choice. even though he comes off as a coward, being in constant state of fear, zenitsu tries his hardest when he needs to. he is also known to be a wannabe womanizer.

HIMEJIMA GYOMEI

himejima gyomei is a member of the demon slayer corps and the current iwa bashira, his fighting style consists of stone breathing and, instead of a katana, gyomei uses a spiked flail and an axe. considered the embodiment of the gentle giant archetype, soft spoken and sensitive despite his intimidating appearance. quite pious, he's always seen carrying his prayer beads.

KIBUTSUJI MUZAN

the first of his kind, as well as the progenitor of all other demons in existence, muzan is the demon king, responsible for slaughtering the majority of the kamado family and transforming kamado nezuko into a demon. exceptionally intelligent, he is cold hearted and ruthless, seeing no value in humans and little value to his own subordinates.

TAMAYO

gentle and wise, as well as incredibly intelligent she's a skilled doctor and close ally of tanjiro kamado, she was turned into a demon by muzan kibutsuji

TOMIOKA GIYU

the current mizu bashira, tomioka is a member of the demon slayer corps. a serious and reserved individual, tomioka has a strong sense of justice and has no tolerance for those who fail to see their own limitations & throw away their lives. while he lets nezuko live due to tanjirou’s request, he shows no hesitation in killing other demons.

UROKODAKI SAKONJI

the retired member of the demon slayer corps who held the position of the previous mizu bashira, being the main cultivator of the water breathing style, urokodaki trained both tomioka, tanjiro, sabito and makomo, as well as others.

『 DESU PARĒDO MUSES 』

DECIM

apparently emotionless and serious, his detached manner of speech and manners suggest that he'd rather not bring any personal feelings to the table, which is possibly due to the fact that he lacks understanding of human emotions. the bartender of quindecim and arbiter for the dead, he deals with people who died at the same time, having the victims to play a game to pass on judgement on the souls for them to either be reincarnated or be sent to the void.

『 WESTWORLD 』

 AKANE

created by lee sizemore to be shōgunworld to be the counterpart to maeve millay, akane owns a teahouse that provides adult entertainment. canon div! she goes along with maeve instead of staying.

HECTOR ESCATON

the permanent 'most wanted' bandit host from westworld. terrifying and brutal as a criminal, hector has a dark sense of humour but deep inside has a good heart.  canon div! warworld is an actual park and he’s stuck in a new loop.

THERESA CULLEN

former senior manager & head of the head of quality assurance at delos incorporated, she was responsible for westworld's park standards and safety.  canon div! she is replaced by a host version of her.

『 ASOIAF MUSES 』

JAIME LANNISTER

a kinight from house lannister and former member of the kingsguard, ser jaime is the twin brother of queen cersei lannister and the true father of her children. despite his erroneous ways and evil deeds, jaime shows some sign of remorse from his actions and choices in life.

JOANNA LANNISTER

member of the house lannister, lady of casterly rock and wife of tywin lannister, mother of cersei, jaime and tyrion, said to be the only one capable of making him smile. canon div! she lived instead of tywin.

MUNDA GIANTSBANE

the daughter of the chief of the free folk tormund giantsbane. she's a skillled warrior, just like the rest of her family.

TAENA OF MYR

beautiful and enticing, everything about her is sultry and has an air of mystery to it - her true motivations are unknown. she is also known as taena merry weather, she's the myrish wife of lord orton merryweather and the lady of longtable. she has one child named russell who she loves very much.

『 GRACE AND FRANKIE MUSES 』

FRANKIE BERGSTEIN

born frances mengela, frankie is sol's ex-wife and the mother of coyote and nwabudiki "bud" bergstein, best-friend/housemate/business partner of grace hanson.

『 HANNIBAL BOOK MUSES 』

LADY MURASAKI

the widowed wife of count robert lecter and aunt of hannibal lecter.

MISCHA LECTER

the youngest daughter of count lecter and simonetta sforza-lecter as well as the younger sister of hannibal lecter, as a little girl  mischa was innocent and adored by her parents and protected by her brother. after being captured by a group led by vlad grutas she was apparently killed and eaten by the grup. canon div! the child who was actually eaten was the albanian boy, mischa managed to escape but was heavily wounded, which later resulted on her having a limp. after being adopted by a family loosely related to her mother's family, mischa eventually became a criminal lawyer and keeps the in secret the fact that she's a lecter.

『 HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE MUSES 』

SALAZAR SLYTHERIN

famous for his cunning and determination, salazar was regarded as one of the greatest wizards of the age. particularly skilled in parselmouth and in legilimens, he was one of the four founders of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry along with godric gryffindor, helga hufflepuff and rowena ravenclaw.

BELLADONNA MONTENEGRO

hogwarts mystery oc. exchange student from castelobruxo, slytherin, same family descent than the blacks. herbology genius.

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE

the dark lord’s right hand, heiress of house black and proud slytherin

『 AHS MUSES 』

BELLE NOIR

the best selling author of erotica novels and notorious seasonal resident of provincetown, has a particular penchant for fresh blood and young men.

FIONA GOODE

mother of cordelia goode & the former supreme of the coven of the witches of salem descent. canon div! she survives after making a deal 

 『 NINE PERFECT STRANGERS 』

FRANCES WELTY

at first glance, frances is the successful best-selling author with a long career - apparently with no reason to go to tranquilium house to transfor herself, however things are not always what they seem.

TONY HOGBURN

a former legend of the aussie rules football, tony arrives in tranquilium house for the 10-day retreat as a divorced, 56-year-old former athlete who’s not especially close with his three adult kids.  

YAO

in the past he was the paramedic who saved masha's life, nowadays he's become an integral member of masha's team at tranquilium house

『 GUEST MUSES 』

MADELINE ASHTON [ DEATH BECOMES HER ] 

a vain actress who’s so obsessed with youth and beauty that she agrees to meet  a strange woman who’s actually an immortal wich who gives her a potion that grants her similar immortality and eternal youth - however, that immortality comes at a heavy price (moth money wise and not)  after she is killed by her husband only to later return in an undead state.

SUSAN COOPER [ SPY ]

despite having a solid field training, susan became a CIA analyst who was, pretty much, desk-bound. it was only after her work partner's (and secret crush) apparent death that she gets involved in field work, going on her first undercover mission to help capture rayna boyanov and avenge bradley.

RICK FORD [ SPY ]

a somewhat grizzled old CIA agent who considers himself to be one of, if not the, the best agents all the while he's the one who's making the mistakes

VIOLET NEWSTEAD [ 9 to 5 ]

a very knowledgable widow who has been working for the consolidated incorporated for solid twelve years and hasn't been given the opportunity to grow thanks to her boss franklin m. hard jr.

DOROTHY ZBORNAK [ THE GOLDEN GIRLS ]

a strong, sarcastic and sometimes intimidating (though, arguably the most grounded of the four women) substitute teacher, daughter of sophia petrillo and ex wife of stan zbornak.

BLANCHE DEVEREAUX [ THE GOLDEN GIRLS ]

an assistant at an art museum in miami, blanche is a vigorous woman who is the definition of a southern belle. though most of her life she was married to her school sweetheart george, after his death blanche opened herself to new possibilities who, for some, could be seem as promiscuity as a desperate search for the next love of her life.

JESSICA FLETCHER [ MURDER SHE WROTE ]

former school teacher, JB became a famous murder-mystery novelist after her nephew grady secretly sent one of her manuscripts to a publisher. she often finds herself an unwilling participant in homicide investigations and her dective skills become well known to the point where she is sometimes called to consult on cases.

LUCILLE SHARPE [ CRIMSON PEAK ]

sharing an horrible and difficult childhood with her brother thomas, they developed a close relationship as they grew older - scamming, so to speak, victims into marrying them only to take their money and kill them afterwards.

REBECCA GORIN [ GHOSTBUSTERS ]

jillian holtzmann's former mentor who joins the ghostbusters team after the events that took place of the ghost apocalypse in the new headquarters, the firehouse. she is that dimension's version of dana barrett.

ABBY YATES [ GHOSTBUSTERS ]

former professor at kenneth p. higgins institute, she along with erin gilbert co-wrote the book Ghosts From Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal. although initially a somewhat laughing stock from her scientist companions for believing in the paranormal, she eventually is proven right when she and erin alongside with patty tolan and jillian witness an event, which prompts the girls to form the ghostbusters.

LILIAN MARKS [ CLAWS ]

the deceased twin sister of polly marks who, sometimes, returns to torment polly's mind. AU where she's not dead but alive and well, just has an odd relationship with her sister.

RIVA [ CLAWS ]

sister of zlata and former leader of the russian mafia. canon!div: she doesn't die but retires.

IRIS SIMPKINS [ THE HOLIDAY ]

a society columnist  for the daily telegraph and sister of graham simpkins. she switches houses with amanda woods for two weeks, and ends up changing her entire life

DONNA NOBLE [ DOCTOR WHO ]

later known as the doctor-donna, she was a companion of the tenth doctor and, despite her humble beginnings she became the most important woman in all creation. sadly, because of the metacrisis with the doctor's dna, she cannot remember any of her adventures or her mind will burn and she will die - or will she? canon!div: donna remembers and instead of dying, she regenerates as a fully fleshed timelady.

LINDA DRYSDALE [ KNIVES OUT ]

harlan's eldest child and only daughter, richard's wife and ransom's mother, she's a real estate mogul who'll do just about anything to protect her position.

LYDIA BERMAN [ THUNDER FORCE ]

also known as the hammer, she’s the other half of the thunder force, the genetically enhanced crime fighting  a duo that works against the miscreants, lydia is a former construction worker and is the best friend of emily stanton. lydia receives the shots for super strength by accident and, as a result, has to keep on with the treatment otherwise her body won't be able to survive the transformations she goes through.

MEGAN PRICE [ BRIDESMAIDS ]

the groom's blunt, foul-mouthed, but friendly sister, she's one of the women picked by lily to be her bridesmaid. apparently wealthy enough to purchase an 18-wheeler “just because she can", megan works for the government in a high rank. she is quite an intense individual, not shying away about showing her interest in men, and is comfortable on her skin.

[roboraindrop]

👀

Thank you, friend!!

Gorgeous. Stunning. The king of my heart. What the fuck. UGH the episode this one is from always kills me. He's helping a girl get a bullet out of her leg and like... The rolled up sleeves. The undone collar and loose tie. He is PEAK sexy here, and it warms my heart to see. The episode literally being called "The Kindness of Jigen is shown", you see just how kind of a man he is, even without Lup around. When push comes to shove, he is a good guy. I love this man with all of my heart... 💕

[alexthegamingboy]

Toonami Weekly Recap 8/03/2019

gen:LOCK EP#01 - The Pilot: In 2068, Vanguard pilot Julian Chase holographically visits his family in New York to introduce them to his girlfriend and fellow soldier Miranda Worth. Shortly afterwards the Union begins its attack on New York, and Chase and Miranda are dispatched from the Anvil with the rest of the Vanguard forces. Despite their efforts New York is lost to the Union, and Chase is seemingly killed in a crash after defeating the Union's nanotech swarm in an attempt to buy the evacuees more time. Four years later, a battle-hardened and still grieving Miranda is ordered by Colonel Raquel Marin to meet Dr. Rufus Weller and Yasamin Madrani from the Polity's Experimental Science Unit, who are moving their headquarters into the Anvil. Miranda, along with Chase's former squadmates Unit Leader Leon August and tank pilot Jodie Brennan, are dispatched to pick up some people on the underground railroad but face a Union ambush. Just when Miranda is about to give up hope, she hears Chase's voice over the radio and witnesses two humanoid mechs enter the battle and single-handedly drive back the Union forces. At the debriefing session the suspicious pilots demand to know who the mechs were. Marin explains the ambush muddled their plans on how to reveal the truth of the Experimental Science Unit, and an apparently still-alive Chase proceeds to materialize in front of the crowd.

Fire Force EP#02 - The Heart of a Fire Soldier: Shinra is told about the upcoming Rookie Fire Soldier Games and how he and the new recruit, Arthur Boyle, will represent Special Fire Force Company 8. Lieutenant Hinawa orders Maki to test their abilities before the games, and she easily defeats them because of their overconfidence as third-generation pyrokinetics. Suddenly, the company receives an emergency call of an Infernal in a detached house in the Iriya District. When they arrive, Arthur and Shinra both draw their weapons in public against the Captain orders, an act he says can distress the next of kin. The team enter the house and Arthur easily dispatches the Infernal, but it is a trap, and a mysterious character causes the house to burst into flames and collapse. The Captain consoles Mikako, the young girl whose parents have both become Infernals, causing Arthur and Shinra learn more about the responsibilities of being in the Special Fire Force.

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Origin EP#05 - Char and Garma.

Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma EP#05 - The Ice Queen and the Spring Storm: Soma presents his dish, mackerel onigiri chazuke using seaweed tea. Everybody is impressed, and the cookoff is declared a draw. Having his sights set on becoming a member on the Elite Ten, Soma challenges Satoshi for his spot only to find that it can only be obtained through a high-stakes cooking duel called a Shokugeki, and Soma has nothing of value to wager that is of equivalent value to a seat in the Elite Ten. Meanwhile, Erina challenges the Chanko Research Society president Kiyoshi Godabayashi to a Shokugeki for the rights to his clubroom, which she wins with ease. She then has his clubroom demolished in order to make room for a new wing for her personal cooking facilities.

Lupin the 3rd Part 5 EP#08 - Who Has the Black Notebook?: At Gaston's grave, Lupin and Jigen encounter Camille Bardot, an ex-investigator with a phenomenal photographic memory and an old acquaintance of Gaston. After receiving a telephonic challenge from Albert, the three of them find themselves targeted by a number of assassins. Mortally wounded, Bardot reveals that he aided Gaston in copying the original black notebook in the hopes that, at the right time, justice could be served against the perpetrators, but in turn they were ruthlessly hunted by DGES director Guillaume for it. Realizing that Albert set him up to gain possession of the notebook, Lupin returns to Paris to challenge him; but despite his precautions, Albert shoots Lupin a number of times, and recovers the notebook.

My Hero Academia: Provisional Hero License Exam Arc EP#61 - Deku vs. Kacchan, Part 2: Bakugo fights close and fast to give Midoriya less time to strategize, but Midoriya manages to keep up by increasing One For All to eight percent. During the brawl, Bakugo admits he hates the thought of someone weak before like Midoriya surpassing him and has been blaming himself for All Might's retirement. While the match is close, Bakugo ends up winning after pinning Midoriya to the ground. All Might shows up having witnessed the whole fight and informs Bakugo that he shouldn't be blaming himself for All Might's retirement and tells him about the history of One For All with Bakugo vowing to keep it a secret. He informs the two heroes that they each lack what the other has (Midoriya's conviction to save others and Bakugo's desire to win) and that finding the balance between the two will improve themselves as heroes. He then takes the two back to their dorms, where Aizawa suspends the two from classes for a couple of days (Midoriya for three and Bakugo for four). Despite the outcome, All Might believes it was necessary to help the two become proper rivals in their quests towards becoming the ultimate heroes.

Black Clover: Royal Knights Selection Exam EP#81 - The Life of a Certain Man: The Wizard King intervenes while Finral's wounds are treated. Asta insults Langris' behaviour as unworthy of a magic knight. Langris requests the Wizard King allow him to fight the Bulls for their semi-final match, then attacks Asta. The Wizard King intervenes with his Time Magic and decides to allow the fight on condition it is fought by exam rules using their normal teams. Many people notice that Langris is not acting like himself. A flashback shows that the Wizard King suspects a magic knight might be a traitor without even realising it and is using the exam to identify the unwitting knight. Langris abandons his teammates and attacks Asta, demanding that he admit Finral is weak and Langris is a true knight. Asta loses body parts but keeps fighting with help from Mimosa's healing magic. Knowing he cannot use his demon power again Asta manoeuvres Langris into Zora's trap. Zora remembers his father, a magic knight who was murdered by his own squad for being a peasant. Zora then took on the character of a doll his father gave him, a warrior who protected the country in secret, and became a vigilante specialising in punishing magic knights who abused their powers.

[adelha-mathilde]

Continuation of this crossover AU thread with @the-demon-gunman

The Master of this Archer had little time to prepare. But his love and attention was met with great enjoyment. Her white hair billowing out when she was swept away to be held just as Jigen had done so often before. His kiss met with a good hum of delight before she wrapped her arms around him. The sensation of returning home again mixing with deep love and want.

Adelha brought her hands up to tangle in ebony tresses. Which meant the Archer’s hat went straight to the floor. Yet her fingers delved into those dark locks as she kissed him back. His wedding ring on her left gloved hand to pair with the engagement ring she wore on her right gloved hand. Though it had been during his actual lifetime when they had exchanged those vows and promises, the love was still eternal and unchanging.

In that other world of Fae and mystery, they had spent good long moments of adventure and loving joy exploring the world. Such was an equal promise here in this world of mages and Servants. It mattered little which world Adelha dwelt in.

Jigen was still here with her. As was her family. So the DragonBount turned Master of Chaldea held her dapper man and king tightly. Giving him one kiss after the next. Until the need for air became pressing. Her intake soon washing out on a laugh of bliss. The same words offered to this beloved man as she always gave to him and him alone. 

“My heart embraces you, my beloved king.”

[mistress-of-muses]

Daisuke Jigen is sculpted perfection. And also my king. Cue a dragon hugging the gunman. A good hug that says "mine".

He snickers and hugs her back, pressing a soft kiss to her lips for good measure because he loved her and never wanted to see her hurt. His old man heart couldn’t take that type of stress anymore.

“I love you,” he whispered.

[dukeswonderousmenagerie]

#thank you duke this is beautiful#also do you think isei is married?#like he currently has a wife?#his canon attempts at marriages ended up in disaster#but personally ive always liked the idea of sansei growing up with a loving grampa and granma#(whether she's his biological granma is irrelevant)#and also isei still being a shameless flirt and a sappy romantic with his 80 y.o wrinkly wife whom he loves so so much#its the year of our lord 2022 and im having feels about arsene lupin lol#anyway YES to isei adopting the gang and isei's hypothetical wife going 'overbearing granma' on them#they cant leave isei's house without 5 tupperwares filled with boeuf bourguignon#she's constantly hovering around jigen lamenting how skinny he is

@bookshop-cryptid

aww thank you so much for the kind words! I’m glad you love my world babble >//<

To answer your question, yes I do think he is married or at least was married.

my idea for Fall of Kings/Where the Bluebonnets Bloom is that he WAS married but that his wife passed away a bit before he acquired Lupin as a baby, hence why he was so eager to take Lupin in, because despite the servants and maids who were more to him like friends/extended then workers, he was still lonely.

cause my idea was you know how in the manga the first and Lupin the second were. . .basically whores no less different from their son/grandson xD

Well I like the idea that the first was a family man who despite sleeping around in his youth actually stayed married and such. However after his wife passed he started going back to his “lady loves”. His silver fox nature and wondrous personality got him ladies, but they never made him happy like his wife did. He could sleep around, have girlfriends, but none interested him enough to marry, because he was still hung up on his previous wife.

also cute idea to go to bed with

. . .imagine he kept the wedding rings that he and his wife had, and gave them to Lupin and Jigen as a “wedding present”

Like Lupin and Jigen have their “honeymoon night” (😏) and they fall asleep in the room that Jigen’s been staying in or maybe he’s been staying in Lupin’s room the entire trip (😏) during their trip to France to visit Isei

And like they fall asleep together, and a few hours have passed, and Lupin wakes up first, and he’s groggy enough that he puts on the bedside light to get his bearings and that’s when he realizes there are two golden rings attached to a chain on the bedside table. Their old looking, but look like they’ve been freshly polished to the point they nearly twinkle in the lamp light

And Lupin recognizes the chain, it’s the same chain his grandfather has worn for years around his own neck, he knows the rings too, knew how close his grandpa always held them to him. And Lupin wonders why their here

And that’s when Lupin realizes and it clicks.

Turns out while they were sleeping, Isei decided to pass them on and give them as a wedding present to the two. He had polished the rings, had cleaned the chain, had snuck into their room, and left them on the table for either Lupin or Jigen to find.

Lupin knowing that Jigen doesn’t care much for jewelry. It’s flashy it’s expensive and it gets in the way and it’s easy to loose especially if their rings and your main source of income is constantly using your hands

Lupin wearing the chain around his neck like his grandpa once did, but the chains a little long compared to how it fits on his grandpa and while he can have it adjusted he’d rather let it hang against his chest close to his heart

Lupin III Idea: A Pledge to Wild Bonnets PT4: New Friends

Part 4 of the Idea series for A Pledge to Wild Bonnets

The idea of Zenigata knowing Isei too

Like we know that Zenigata follows Lupin everywhere and he for certain would find out about Isei

Now the thing is, is even tho Isei is retired now and living peacefully under a false identity, “the statue of limitations” which basically means the years in which the police can legally arrest you for crimes, becomes null because if you cross state/country lines your basically considered a international criminal, meaning that they can bust you any time, compared to if you just commit a crime in your state/country and just stayed there

So in a way, Isei is a big catch for Zeni, but Lupin is also extremely protective of his grandpa, so you essentially got Zeni and Lupin butting heads. Because the world believes that the first is dead, and Lupin always talks about his grandpa as if he was dead cause that’s what his grandpa wanted, he wanted the world to believe him dead so he could retire peacefully, if people found out he was still alive, who knew what would have happened.

So now you have Zenigata with a moral dilemma, he’s a cop, his job is to arrest criminals, and Isei is a big name in the underworld, if he caught him and brought him in and proved he was still alive at that, his reputation would be restored

people would take him serious and not treat him like a quack

But then you have the Zenigata who has a code of honor and realizes that. . .he owes Lupin for all the times Lupin has covered for him, and saved him and such. Sure Lupin’s a pain in the ass, but Lupin’s own code is no different then Zenigata’s, if Zeni does him a favor Lupin always pays it back. And even though he knows he’s not allowed too, Zenigata does the same thing, because that’s just who he is.

So in the end Zenigata agree’s not to turn the first in. Isei is old anyways, even if he went to prison there’s no guarantee that he’d survive long enough anyways, so why not let him live the rest of his day’s free.

But because Zenigata did that, Isei essentially treated the old guy as a close friend and Isei and Zenigata got real close with one another, with Isei constantly thanking Zeni for “saving his grandson multiple times”. Isei know’s Zeni is a cop, but he’s a good cop with a good head on his shoulders and a good moral compass, and while Zeni hates too admit it, he comes to truly enjoy the old man, and he isn’t ashamed to admit that they become quick friends.

It’s also part of the reason why he never turns out spending the holidays with the gang.

Lupin and the gang always take November and December off to hang in France with Isei. It’s basically like a vacation, and when Zenigata show’s up, Lupin always invites him over for the holidays and November and December basically become a period of armistice between them. They know that they’ll just go back to doing what they do the start of January, so this time is a peaceful time for them.

plus Lupin knows Zenigata spends the holidays alone so there’s no harm in inviting him, not like he has anything else to do

[onenettvchannel]

#OneNETnewsInvestigates: American Netizens & Bashers are Boycotting the Nintendo for Skipping All the Independent Games and Caring for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

KYOTO, JAPAN -- A partner showcase presentation of Nintendo Direct Mini was not in good shape for the bashers around last Thursday at 10am (Eastern local time) for skipping all the Indie Games (which affects the Undertale and Jackbox Games). Miko Kubota (Radyo Patrol #20's Veteran Reporter) was on the scene for our Investigation to OneNETnews.

In case you're wondering on both of these... What is Nintendo, Nintendo Direct & Indie Games? According to the information database from Wikipedia, "Nintendo Co. Ltd. is a Japanese multinational consumer electronics & video game company headquartered in Kyoto City. The company was founded in 1889 as Nintendo Karuta by craftsman Fusajiro Yamauchi and originally produced handmade hanafuda playing cards. After venturing into various lines of business during the 1960s and acquiring a legal status as a public company under the current company name, Nintendo distributed its first video game console, the Color TV-Game, in 1977. It gained international recognition with the release of the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1985".

On the other hand adds, "Nintendo Direct is a series of online presentation or live shows produced by Nintendo, where information regarding the company's content or franchises is presented, such as information about games and consoles. The presentations began in Japan and North America with the first edition on October 2011. While a shorter version of the main type of Nintendo Direct that showcases information about software and hardware across all Nintendo platforms. There is also a separate vertent of this type of Nintendo Direct, named Nintendo Direct Mini: Partner Showcase that feature games from Nintendo's developing and publishing partners".

And for the Independent Games however... "An independent video game or indie game is a video game typically created by individuals or smaller development teams without the financial and technical support of a large game publisher, in contrast to most (triple-A) games".

#NintendoDirectMini: Partner Showcase | September 2020https://t.co/Nfzd8zXfzF

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 17, 2020

Just a few hours before the Partner Showcase, these bashers are deadly unhealthy. This happens before...

Yeah, I hate how nintendo fans begging for more newer nintendo games like Mario anniversary collection for example, than indie games and Third party games treatment which is don’t care about.

— Mat 💫 (@Iczer07) September 1, 2020

personally im skipping these partner showcases and staying uninformed about anything announced in them until Nintendo at least stops calling these streams Direct Minis

— snakehugz (@snakehugz) September 16, 2020

calling these filler streams "Direct Minis" tarnishes the reputation of the Nintendo Direct, please stop referring to it as if it is an actual Direct or Direct Mini

— snakehugz (@snakehugz) September 16, 2020

Nintendo fans thinking smash will be in the mini direct pic.twitter.com/tHiYRjbIhQ

— reyn time (@blackwidow2234) September 16, 2020

Really, Nintendo? Another partner showcase? If this is what you think of your fans, this is what I think of you. pic.twitter.com/QjYFG60Pql

— robothing (@MarioToenails) September 16, 2020

I'm not, and I'd say the same for indies who don't deserve the hate they've got in the last days. I'm just arguing that these last non-first party showcases had a bad timing. It doesn't help on anything with Nintendo's eternal silence.

— DoE (@DevilOfEdginess) August 27, 2020

i canot bleieve nbtendo didn’t give me my mario 64 remastered revengEan e at the indie game showcase!!!!!!!!!! fuck u nintendo idiot sitpid AAAAA AI HATE NINRENDOahahahaaaaaaa stipud idiot ocompany!!!!! pic.twitter.com/HJ5QxJ7qNU

— mindfloww (@mindfloww_) August 19, 2020

And after.

Example: Smashers LOVE to hate nintendo for every decision in any smash game. But then completely ignore or make fun of indie platform fighters. They'll go to great distances to play like....project m, or melee on an emulator. But won't touch Icons, Brawlout, or RoA.

— Jamison (@Ggjeed) July 22, 2020

>Nintendo indie direct >No smash announcement Wow Nintendo do you just like hate money or something? fuck you Nintendo, I'm never purchasing another game from you for the next 26 seconds you hate your fans and you just lost another one

— |VRG| Rusty! (@JohnExodiaWick) March 17, 2020

To be quite honest, I kinda hate watching #NintendoDirectMini and #NintendoDirect because it's usually filled with a lot of toxic fans who hate it even if it has FANTASTIC announcements because "Duh, no Smash means bad Direct, duh."

— Yaboichipsahoy (@YaBoiCh43658878) September 17, 2020

I'm unfollowing #Nintendo twitter. The past 6 months have been nothing but hate against Nintendo, and they had me convinced Nintendo was really doing us wrong. After today's #NintendoDirect, I know they just take their time and do it right.

— Tanishq Kancharla (@moonriseTK) September 3, 2020

STILL NO HOTEL MARIO ON SWITCH??? IM DONE FUCK YOU @NintendoAmerica #Nintendo #NintendoDirect I HATE YOU. THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT I AM NEVER BUYING NINTENDO AGAIN NO ONE CARES ABOUT 3D MARIO!!!' pic.twitter.com/Xbp4pOuQfg

— lucia ⛓ (@GDDR6X) September 3, 2020

Just a thought, but gaming fans should either A. Appreciate the indie titles that get announced and find the ones that look fun to them OR B. STFU 🤷🏼‍♂️#NintendoDirect pic.twitter.com/VdPwJKP3XC

— 𝔻 𝕒 𝕧 𝕚 𝕕 𝔾 𝕚 𝕝 𝕥 𝕚 𝕟 𝕒 𝕟 (@DaGiltyMan) August 26, 2020

Another crappy showcase. Great job Nintendo. You're the king when it comes to crappy showcases

— Robyn Wolph (@LegendOfZelda77) September 17, 2020

Worst direct ever, there wasnt even a reveal for the rest of the smash dlc 2, botw 2, splatoon 3, super mario galaxy 3, not even smash dlc 3 and 4 😡😡

— Dnamssdup (@DnaDan6) September 17, 2020

THERE WILL NOT BE SMASH BROTHERS IN THIS DIRECT!

— Jaedon Daniels | SirPeelz (@JaedonDaniels1) September 17, 2020

Nintendo: We're going to showcase titles from our developing partners. Twitter: BOTW 2! Every Smash Reveal! PRIME 4!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like you people can't read.

— Stormageddon222 (@Stormageddon222) September 17, 2020

Most of these reveals are old ones so that’s a bit shitty to do to us. 2.5/10

— Jaxon Skye (@WiiMusicDevil) September 17, 2020

These tweets are subject for boycotting with the honest shameless retards at the moment, in skipping all the Independent Games and caring for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I hate indie games, leave that for Nintendo’s man!

— Jigen (@yesdimeji) September 16, 2020

Imagine being an indie game developer and working hard on your game for it to be released in the switch. And you have to deal with hate from nintendo fanboys just because you aren't a direct or new smash bros character. Atleast try their games out before assuming its bad. pic.twitter.com/8IqS6VH3RY

— 🖤Andrea Chan🖤 (@real_andreachan) August 31, 2020

I hate Nintendo fans. Count the indies & third parties in 2020 just like the 2017 image, or fuck off with your inaccurate comparison that you're posting just for clout. https://t.co/XTWYOrvL1n

— Billy (@Billybae10K) August 22, 2020

"WHERE WAS SMASH!?!?! I HATE NINTENDO!". Not everything has to be about Smash DLC and stuff like that. Just be happy with what we get. If you can't do that, then just don't watch the Indie and Third Party directs.

— Ruby (@ruby52986) August 26, 2020

YOU MEAN THERE ISNT GOING TO BE 10 NEW MARIO GAMES ANNOUNCED?!? WHAT ABOUT SMASH >:(((TYPICAL NINTENDO, TAKING THEIR TIME AS USUAL. GOD I HATE NINTENDO. I HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS DIRECT, AND THE FACT THEY MISSPELLED NINTENDO AS "INDIE" SHOWS THAT THIS DIRECT IS GONNA SUCK https://t.co/Aq7MUIUifG

— Cryptik (@PhantomCryptik) August 17, 2020

I understand why people are upset about the absence of a full #NintendoDirect but the Mini Partner Directs and the Indie Worlds are allowing the third party games to have room to flourish while Nintendo just relaxes and rides the #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions wave.

— Stephen C (@theday) August 26, 2020

You are funny. I imagine you do the same to every person you find that has a different opinion than you. I did not started this conversation to insult you nor boycott or call you a faggot. I just been incredibly underwhelmed with Nintendo recently.

— Hollowboy (@Koukunari) September 17, 2020

SHUT UP THE GAMES RUINED IM NOT BUYING IT BOYCOTT NINTENDO HHH!!!!1!!!1!!!!!

— sour (@sour_yoshi) September 16, 2020

How dare Nintendo draw a red circle around Mario's sexy mustache BOYCOTT THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!! https://t.co/ynnZk8BU3g

— Ελευθερία ή Θάνατος (@TheCutePyro) September 16, 2020

Sucks huh? Hahaha Nintendo fans should boycott this game and play Devil May Cry 2 (Now available on the Nintendo Switch) instead. pic.twitter.com/2n6b0pXzkT

— shhhh (@terukhoe) September 15, 2020

Mfw the entire internet tells me that Mario 3D All Stars is an absolute rip off with a stupid selling window and that I should boycott Nintendo for it pic.twitter.com/gACXQFJBHe

— Alek (@Trail_txt) September 13, 2020

#BoycottZelda #BoycottNintendo #STOPPERREO https://t.co/SUsGYyWNw9

— Маrshall [#AviciiForever ] ◢◤/⚫⚫⚫ #CowboyBebop20th (@MarshalAfterAll) September 11, 2020

Although this happens for Undertale & Jackbox Games are up for boycotting issue on Nintendo.

DON'T GET THE "UNDERTALE" OR "DELTARUNE" THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE COVID Their made by Toby "Radiation" Fox, yes you read that right, the same radiation as 5G!! BOYCOTT UNDERTALE NOW!

— Thomas (@thomasnet_mc) May 2, 2020

Why not cancel @tobyfox ? And boycott undertale while we are at it pic.twitter.com/Yq4sAeOyx1

— Angel Simp Ara (@karikoritene) August 29, 2019

were playing 1 of the jackbox games n i hate this 1

— 🍔 cheese 🌻 erasermic brainrot (@GargoyleHouse69) September 5, 2020

After however many months in quarantine I truly, from the bottom of my heart, hate Jackbox games. I cannot stress this enough.

— Katie Burke (@senicRTKate) July 24, 2020

ALL MY IRLS ARE BORING MEANING THERE IS NO WAY RHEY WOULD GET JACKBOX GAMES HATE IT HERE

— strawberry 🍓 ophie month (@loonacatgirIs) June 25, 2020

NOBODY EVER WANTS TO PLAY THE DRAWING JACKBOX GAMES AND I HATE IT

— Rinzy 🖌️🖋️ 💙 (@RinzyArt) March 25, 2020

The Jackbox games are fun. The Jackbox community is hot garbage. Your experience is a cut of the same cloth from every Jackbox stream I've seen. Inevitably, some shithead will drop in and ruin the fun for everyone. I hate people sometimes.

— G O Λ T S (@lordofgoats_) October 7, 2019

We speak with Justin Smith (@JBN029) on Twitter's Direct Message (a small affiliate from YouTube Gaming) told exclusively to OneNETnews for this response:

Basher tweets are close to unfair for boycotting all the Nintendo products and games with the Hate Speech in a political way. His private response that only handles for the Hardcore fans of Nintendo with the newest games today. That doesn't mean the company of Nintendo has no shame to do and forced to shut down originally in Japan and worldwide.

Nintendo does not have a comment to OneNETnews as unfornate but... No apologies was made for this controversy at the Nintendo Direct Mini's partner showcase except for the hidden voiceover to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, takes over to Monster Hunter Stories 2.

Special Thanks to DJ Unikitty (formerly ColeThePony from Canada) for sending us a news tip.

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[adelha-mathilde]

She gave Jigen a hum of delight before rubbing her nose to his. Her arms going around his middle to hold him close. Savoring every breath she took as his scent filled her lungs. Truly, her king was her greatest joy. So she kissed him once more to say such without words. All but drinking him in to sigh when she broke the kiss.

"You treasure everything that is yours. So I know the gifts I give are in good hands. My heart embraces you, Daisuke."

Meanwhile, Aqua is having a good romp and tussle with the purple bow. The kitten rolling around the floor with her sneaky and elusive opponent to growl in play and all but wage war with the silken ribbon. The princess shall be triumphant over this slippery foe! Her antics taking her across the room and back towards the couch as she has too much fun.

Adelha had a basket filled with various treats for Jigen. But instead of easter eggs, the basket held gemstones. Rubies and emeralds and sapphires as well as opals and diamonds. Aqua batting at the purple bow as Adelha smiles at her king. "Happy Easter Sunday, Daisuke. A blessing for you on this blessed day."

“Wow, Adelha, these are beautiful,” he said, leaning up from his place on the couch to look at the Easter basket. The stones were very pretty and well cut, and Jigen gently took Adelha’s hand to guide her down and give her a soft kiss, “Thanks.”