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Jesus' Mother and Brothers
For whoever does the will of My Father who is in the heavens, he is My brother and sister and mother. — Matthew 12:50 | Recovery Version (REC) The Recovery Version of the Holy Bible © 2009 Living Stream Ministry. All rights reserved. Cross References: Matthew 12:49; Matthew 13:1; John 15:14
#obedience#Jesus' will#Jesus' mother and brothers#Matthew 12:50#Gospel of Matthew#New Testament#Recovery Version of the Holy Bible#REC#Living Stream Ministry
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jesus no
#transgender#jesus#comic#my art#anyone. is there an audience for this joke anywhere#image id is in the built in image description#trans#containment breach
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jesus in the hades art style
#he came for his lost sheep and took a wrong turn#art#digital art#wolfy religious tedtalks#jesus christ#bible#hades game#hades supergiant
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
#having a come to Jesus with myself about trying to work late#sleep is the only path to productivity. rest is the only thing that lets me get things done.#litany against not laying down#2024
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
#text post#I’m cranky because I want to be a hater but so many people are just dumb#“who did you write this for?’ themselves? obviously???? jesus#negativity#1k#2k#3k#4K#5k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k
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minecraft trailer
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Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#curly#jimmy#pieta aka the Mary holding Jesus statue#this was supposed to be a sketch but something possessed me to go further#so yay#nkos#orangesavannah#fanart
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die
#fr free blocklist in the notes of that post jesus christ#cw disordered eating#cw diet culture#honestly fuck calling it diet culture I'm gonna start calling it starvation culture
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I was looking for a steam trash game that realseased recently and joke about how a piece of garbage had higher priority but I may have found the greatest videogame know to humankind
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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beach episode
#my art#jujuba's art#mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#“where's curly?” burnt to a crisp by the sun :(#“where's jimmy?” jesus how am i supposed to know
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oh they super understood the assignment this time holy shit
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#falin touden#i know this is supposed to be super scary and it IS#but also oooh ma'am are you free on thursday jesus christ#i can't get enough of seeing her angry and violent and not at all pleasant#perhaps this is the first time that face has ever made those expressions#dungeon meshi episode 17 spoilers
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