#Jesus' will
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Jesus' Mother and Brothers
For whoever does the will of My Father who is in the heavens, he is My brother and sister and mother. — Matthew 12:50 | Recovery Version (REC) The Recovery Version of the Holy Bible © 2009 Living Stream Ministry. All rights reserved. Cross References: Matthew 12:49; Matthew 13:1; John 15:14
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itsdappleagain · 7 months ago
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jesus no
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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago
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jesus in the hades art style
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mioakem · 20 days ago
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bro gay ppl cannot break up normally
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theofficialuriel · 20 days ago
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summary of act 1
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justatallstick · 13 days ago
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i’m literally going to end it all
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orangesavannah · 1 month ago
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Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.
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undercovercannibal · 4 months ago
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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teaboot · 11 days ago
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
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nighthawkes · 10 months ago
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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sidhewrites · 7 months ago
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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saltybutsad · 3 months ago
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minecraft trailer
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thought-begone · 6 days ago
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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way
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whydidisavethistomyphone · 4 months ago
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lastoneout · 5 months ago
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"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die
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