#Jesus please take the

[thankyoulord]

[liauditore]

do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[podcastwizard]

linkedin is black mirror to me. what do you mean my friend from college is an executive recruiter for energy and supply chain development in search of talent acquisition specialists in the greater charleston area? do you remember the art we used to make? DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO RUN

[saturngalore]

jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg

[psalms-and-spells]

You ever follow cool Christian’s and then they post something and your like “Oh…. You genuinely believe in thought crimes… okay.”

[meloethelavendeer]

Prefacing this by saying i love krusie, but:

Every time somebody breaks up suselle for krusie instead of polyshipping an angel dies

Every time somebody makes art of noelle being visibly upset and distressed by krusie happening an angel dies

Like do you really need to break up the adorable canon ship to make your best friends to lovers ship work. Do you really need the transbian out of the way that bad.

The hallway scene in chapter 2 makes it fairly clear noelle is actually pretty chill with susie and kris hanging out. She doesnt seem mad if only a little bit flustered.

She asks susie to come do work with her and corrects herself to add kris, clearly respecting and supporting the two as friends.

Meanwhile later in the game a similar scene plays out and she starts shaking berdly at him merely mentioning a crush on susie. Like you can reason she did nothing to kris in this scene because they arent explicitly saying they have a crush on susie and its infront of susie but still even despite this she never brings this up to them again and even has them as a sort of wingthem for alot of the chapter. All this to say noelle is at least tolerant of kris and susie being a thing and heavily implied to be open to being in a polycule.

This is to say even if you do wanna break up suselle for krusie, which sucks, at least portray her accurately. Dont make her pissed off. Whenever i see art of kris and susie kissing with noelle in the background fuming i just. It makes me mad.

Alot of you just need to know polyamory exists and see that it fits perfectly here. Krusielle is litterally so much better and in character then breaking up suselle for krusie.

I see people justify it with "oh but noelle is obsessive / toxic" which she isnt and also "but suselle makes me uncomfortable" which is like. Ok who am i to invalidate your feelings but. How does that even happen.

Krusie is a valid and awesome ship, i love kris and susies dynamic i really do, but if you need to break up suselle to do it then you need to reanalyse the game.

Plus as said krusielle is the best ship in any media ever so :P

[jstoddwrites]

love that i have surrounded myself with yes men, enablers, and people as equally as unhinged as i am

mind you, this guy has been my beta in every fandom except for this one yet, i love him to pieces

NOW....

how hard do we think jason would cry when bruce tells him he's a good boy? i simply dont think jason could handle it if bruce was balls deep, and god forbid he's facing bruce -- he'd shatter into a million fucking pieces.

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

1.01, "Pilot" | Stephen Adly Guirgis, "The Last Days Of Judas Iscariot" " | 5.22, "Swan Song"

[ssaraexposs]

In his STORMBRINGER arc

[blee-bleep]

"i hate people who react dramatically when theyre around cig/vape smoke its not that deep" YOURE FUCKIN INSANE second hand smoke is so much more dangerous, please destroy ur lungs by urself and get OUT OF OTHERs SPACE. THERE ARE SMOKING SPACES FOR YOU. NOW GET OUT

[cinamun]

Cardio | Next

[hawaii-official]

Give me attention

OR THE BEAR GETS IT

[thursdaysyme]

Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out

[sulky-cabbage]

AU: Where Sukuna Wins

Part 1

Part 2 here

Imagine an alternate universe in which Sukuna triumphs, dominates over Japan, and endures a lonely existence for many centuries, while allowing some humans to live.

They hold a grudge against him, of course, and want to kill him. They train at Jujutsu High and have some great fighters that occasionally provide Sukuna with some entertainment. 

They are so desperate for salvation, they can only find solace in prophecies about a figure with powerful blue eyes that will defeat the king of curses and rescue Japan.

And do you know what Sukuna does in response to that? One might expect him to go full Pharoah mode and kill newborns, but NO!!

HE DOES THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE !!

Whenever he ravages a village and devours the women and children, he ALWAYS spares the blue-eyed infants.

All the curses know better than to kill an infant with blue eyes. The last time a curse did that, Sukuna made sure to make an example of it.

Killing a member of the Gojo clan is also off limits, as well as anything that could delay the reincarnation of this certain person.

These humans are not the only ones waiting for salvation.

Sukuna is also WAITING...for his wretched existence to end at the hands of this person.

The ONLY one worthy of having the honor to do so.

[corviiids]

On the face of it, the only victim here is Light’s pride.

“It's like,” says Ryuk. “A side effect?”

“Of what ,” grits Light.

Ten minutes ago, just downstairs, Light had blurted out that a month or so prior there had been a day on which Ryuzaki had forgotten to shave, and that the memory of his scruff sometimes popped into Light's head at night now that he was sleeping alone again. A resounding silence had followed in which Light’s stomach tried to digest itself.

--

lawlight, 5k.

for four hours a day, every day, light yagami can't lie.