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#spiritual#thankyoulord!#AllGloryToGod! Have#moral values#respect your body!#Jesus please take the#Wheel! This blog is to be respected by all.#Let's pray.🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️😇😇😇🩸✨🌈🔥🩸
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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linkedin is black mirror to me. what do you mean my friend from college is an executive recruiter for energy and supply chain development in search of talent acquisition specialists in the greater charleston area? do you remember the art we used to make? DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO RUN
#please don't take this seriously find whatever job that works for you#i understand the need to live and survive in this capitalist world#but jesus christ i still want to throw my laptop in a river when i have to open linkedin
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jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg
#the amount of posts i see almost every week telling ppl not to use it and yet i see still curseforge links for new cc#please take the wheel jesus!!!!!!#putting yourself over a whole population suffering an genocide is so wild i will never understand it#it has to be a better way to gain a profit or financial support im so serious#🪐 speaking
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You ever follow cool Christian’s and then they post something and your like “Oh…. You genuinely believe in thought crimes… okay.”
#thinking is not a sin#please please I’m begging for this to be known#literally the Bible says Jesus was tempted#temptation is not a sin#God doesn’t magically expect us to control our impluse thoughts#he cares what we do#christian#progressive christianity#christianity#christian witch#christian witchcraft#progressive christian#posting this and realizing this might be controversial#but it’s a theology hill I will die on#because genuinely I have seen zero evidence of thoughts being seen as sinful in the Bible#all sins are backed by actions#though seriously prove me wrong I’ve seen this take so much I would love to know where it comes from#My opinion won’t change but I would love to see the otherside of the argument
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love that i have surrounded myself with yes men, enablers, and people as equally as unhinged as i am
mind you, this guy has been my beta in every fandom except for this one yet, i love him to pieces
NOW....
how hard do we think jason would cry when bruce tells him he's a good boy? i simply dont think jason could handle it if bruce was balls deep, and god forbid he's facing bruce -- he'd shatter into a million fucking pieces.
#need to start posting drabbles again#shake off the rust#but god i need more brujay to focus on jason and not just his desire to be loved#but to be good#he wants to be a good boy so bad#it's literally in his bones to want to please and take care and just DO good#im obsessed with him jesus#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#brujay
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1.01, "Pilot" | Stephen Adly Guirgis, "The Last Days Of Judas Iscariot" " | 5.22, "Swan Song"
#please consider!! dean as judas to sam's christ allegory#sam considers himself the judas between them!! but narratively speaking! it's dean!! i feel insane#yeah cain and abel were the first fratricide but have we acknowledged the first toxic yaoi. jesus and judas#yeah the narrative frames sam's blood drinking as the big Act of Betrayal but#if you consider...that it's sam sacrificing himself by bearing the weight of the actual devil. to save humanity#sam drinking demon blood in the first place in order to save possessed ppl without killing them...literally taking on the sins of men#dean is both judas delivering his kiss AND the authorities coming to arrest jesus in gethsemane when he locks sam up#dean doesn't believe in god but he needs to live in the light and grace and love of his little brother#his faith and love in sam. being his connection to his humanity.#j.edit#spn edit#sam winchester#dean winchester#comparatives#wincest#samdean
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In his STORMBRINGER arc
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#bsd manga#bungou stray dogs#bsd 119#Atsushi suffered more than Jesus#Can skk abduct him and bring him to france?#get atsushi out of bsd#take all of Atsushi's suffering and give it to mori#leave atsushi#save atsushi please
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Prefacing this by saying i love krusie, but:
Every time somebody breaks up suselle for krusie instead of polyshipping an angel dies
Every time somebody makes art of noelle being visibly upset and distressed by krusie happening an angel dies
Like do you really need to break up the adorable canon ship to make your best friends to lovers ship work. Do you really need the transbian out of the way that bad.
The hallway scene in chapter 2 makes it fairly clear noelle is actually pretty chill with susie and kris hanging out. She doesnt seem mad if only a little bit flustered.
She asks susie to come do work with her and corrects herself to add kris, clearly respecting and supporting the two as friends.
Meanwhile later in the game a similar scene plays out and she starts shaking berdly at him merely mentioning a crush on susie. Like you can reason she did nothing to kris in this scene because they arent explicitly saying they have a crush on susie and its infront of susie but still even despite this she never brings this up to them again and even has them as a sort of wingthem for alot of the chapter. All this to say noelle is at least tolerant of kris and susie being a thing and heavily implied to be open to being in a polycule.
This is to say even if you do wanna break up suselle for krusie, which sucks, at least portray her accurately. Dont make her pissed off. Whenever i see art of kris and susie kissing with noelle in the background fuming i just. It makes me mad.
Alot of you just need to know polyamory exists and see that it fits perfectly here. Krusielle is litterally so much better and in character then breaking up suselle for krusie.
I see people justify it with "oh but noelle is obsessive / toxic" which she isnt and also "but suselle makes me uncomfortable" which is like. Ok who am i to invalidate your feelings but. How does that even happen.
Krusie is a valid and awesome ship, i love kris and susies dynamic i really do, but if you need to break up suselle to do it then you need to reanalyse the game.
Plus as said krusielle is the best ship in any media ever so :P
#melody is dumb#i dont mean to like incite backlash i just wanna share my take on this#i love krusie but seeing people ruin suselle for it feels so awful#polyamory doesnt solve everything nor does it fit everything but by god those gay teenagers are poly#i hope this doesnt break containment#i just wanna be krusielles strongest warrior.#krusie fans i got nothing against you just please respect noelle more jesus christ#deltarune#dr#noelle holiday#noelle deltarune#deltarune noelle#deltarune susie#susie#susie deltarune#kris#kris dreemur#kris deltarune#deltarune kris#krusie#suselle#krusielle#implies kriselle#kriselle#but its not really focused on
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Cardio | Next
#ts4#indya#black simblr#tag yourselves#I'm Darren's blood pressure#baby sim jesus please be an inhaler#I CANT TAKE THISSSSSSSS#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#ch23
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Give me attention
OR THE BEAR GETS IT
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didn’t like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwen’s like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwen’s like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no i’m not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming “bitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and that’s how we got him#and gwen’s like damn okay then
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AU: Where Sukuna Wins
Part 1
Part 2 here
Imagine an alternate universe in which Sukuna triumphs, dominates over Japan, and endures a lonely existence for many centuries, while allowing some humans to live.
They hold a grudge against him, of course, and want to kill him. They train at Jujutsu High and have some great fighters that occasionally provide Sukuna with some entertainment.
They are so desperate for salvation, they can only find solace in prophecies about a figure with powerful blue eyes that will defeat the king of curses and rescue Japan.
And do you know what Sukuna does in response to that? One might expect him to go full Pharoah mode and kill newborns, but NO!!
HE DOES THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE !!
Whenever he ravages a village and devours the women and children, he ALWAYS spares the blue-eyed infants.
All the curses know better than to kill an infant with blue eyes. The last time a curse did that, Sukuna made sure to make an example of it.
Killing a member of the Gojo clan is also off limits, as well as anything that could delay the reincarnation of this certain person.
These humans are not the only ones waiting for salvation.
Sukuna is also WAITING...for his wretched existence to end at the hands of this person.
The ONLY one worthy of having the honor to do so.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#gosuku#my post#reverse pharoah Sukuna let's goooo#Sukuna wants to be defeated by his blue-eyed soulmate sooo bad#I guess that makes Gojo Moses#He's more like Jesus in this situation though#Sukuna is a curse so he needs to die to rest in peace but don't worry him and gojo are gonna die together in this au#he will bring salvation to the people and to Sukuna#in this universe you're only safe if you have blue eyes or if you're a member of the Gojo clan#jesus now that I think about it that gotta change the gene pool overtime#Half the population of Japan will have blue eyes by the time Sukuna gets defeated#people are waiting for gojo to come back in every universe 😔#Sukuna holding a baby in one hand and a fork in another ready to feast *baby opens his blue eyes* Sukuna: NEVER MIND#Sukuna: Uraume take him to the gojo clan so he can train for our fated battle#Uraume: Sukuna-sama this is the 400th baby we sent them the Gojo clan can't train all of them#all of this is for nothing btw because when Satoru actually reincarnates Sukuna will KNOW#he will feel the shift in the the universe🥴#hashtag wish i could write#someone please write a fic about this..
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On the face of it, the only victim here is Light’s pride.
“It's like,” says Ryuk. “A side effect?”
“Of what ,” grits Light.
Ten minutes ago, just downstairs, Light had blurted out that a month or so prior there had been a day on which Ryuzaki had forgotten to shave, and that the memory of his scruff sometimes popped into Light's head at night now that he was sleeping alone again. A resounding silence had followed in which Light’s stomach tried to digest itself.
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lawlight, 5k.
for four hours a day, every day, light yagami can't lie.
#death note#lawlight#rookposting#jesus im so tired of editing this just take it and please be niceys to me.#the agonies. the wailing and crying and screaming et cetera#should i have like a fic tag. on my fucking blog. to keeo track#rookfic
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continuing the 2000 mary / judas discourse
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