#Jesus body

[northemoonduringthenight]

Catholic religion: Latin Mass

[sweetmapple]

Viktor and Jinx team-up would be goated, but alternatively...

[mmmairon]

I fear my hands may always be stained red

[fitstud]

[nevertheless-moving]

thinking fondly of that star wars body swap au where 3/4 of the protagonists are experiencing relatively standard body swap shenanigans: bewildering friends and confounding authority figures, learning about each other and themselves, going outside their comfort zones. Meanwhile Cody’s just kindof writhing in eldritch horror inside of Anakin’s force-stitched-together-meatsuit.

Anakin (as Padme): “Man I can’t believe that Senator actually called me sweetheart, I can’t believe how patronizing these men are.”

Cody (as Anakin): [Scratching at his arm] “Yeah, that’s great. Uh, hey, quick question—why does my shadow keep turning into a death head mask?”

Anakin: “Huh? Oh, hey! Would you like at that! I haven’t looked at my shadow in years! It’s—it’s totally normal! I mean except for how it’s Padme—”

Cody: “This is—your shadow just always—does it ever...I mean when you’re around other people”

Anakin: [sucks in his breath through his teeth] “Did it kill someone else’s shadow? I hate when that happens”

Cody: [scratches arm harder, eyelid twitching] “This...happens often? What—why—”

Anakin: “I try not to think about it, ha! Anyway, have you tried smoothies since—[voice fades into high pitched static noise, distant sound of respirator breathing]

Cody: [scratches arm harder] (muttering under his breath): “don’t think about it. don’t think about it.”

Obi-Wan (as Cody): “There you two are—oh Anakin—I mean Cody, you’re bleeding! What happened?”

Cody: “I...misjudged the strength of the mech arm.”

Anakin: [gives thumbs up]

[dietcokeadicction]

[zegalba]

Female Vampire (1973) Dir. Jesus Franco

[tomicscomics]

10/04/2024

Biblically accurate married couple.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In the Bible story being read, Jesus is asked by some Pharisees if a man can divorce his wife for any reason. Jesus says that, if the marriage is lawful, it binds the couple together as one, and what God has joined together, no man can separate. 2. In this cartoon, Fr. Mark reads this passage to his Sunday school class while explaining the sacrament of marriage. The girl with the bow swoons over the proper, spiritual weight of the words as she imagines a typical wedding scene. Conversely, the words strike horror into the heart of Agnes, the girl in the green sweater, who has a history of mishearing or misinterpreting Bible stories. In this case, she's heard Jesus's figurative description of marriage -- "The two shall become one flesh." -- and imagined it literally, with a husband and wife fused together into a single fleshy pile. 3. I drew the amalgamated-flesh-pile with smiles and googly-eyes to reduce the chaos-god-body-horror implicit in its conception. I'm sure these efforts were satisfactory.

[psin314]

murat, on a training with his mentor, nearly killed him. but that's okay, the usual crow stuff, you know.

[shiftythrifting]

Posted to my local Facebook marketplace...

[3liza]

According to this study, women diagnosed with [anorexia nervosa] at the age of 15 years are likely to live 25 years less than predicted for the normal population; women diagnosed at the age of 20 are predicted to have 36.6 years of life remaining, versus 60.5 for the normal population; and for those in whom AN starts at the age of 25 the estimate of years of life remaining is 32.2, versus 55.5.

https://sci-hub.st/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378512213001254

[bubblebaath]

i havent posted anything for 4 days where are you coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kazumahashimoto]

all my faaaaaaaavorite character attributes!

[oodlyenough]

i posted this on twitter in august 2022

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

John Ward from Faith The Unholy Trinity

Today, Jesus is holding:

Father John Ward from Faith the Unholy Trinity

[babyangelsky]

This is what it feels like to have a full meal after two and a half months of nothing but crumbs.

And Ozone leaning back and watching his man strip for him and looking like he wanted to devour him with his eyes is the realest most relatable thing he's ever done.