#Jeff Anderson fanfiction

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED

quirkyrahne28 asked:

Okay so this isn’t exactly an x reader type thing, but I thought I’d ask anyway. Can you do a platonic/family-like thing with Randal Graves and reader? Like Randal and reader form a bond and he takes them under his wing so to speak? He’s their immature, jerk of a dad friend, and reader is their equally immature and sarcastic surrogate kid? Idk, I just like jerk characters forming bonds like that, and Randal already reminds me of my dad anyway.

warnings: language, suggestive language

AN: I love this prompt because that’s how I see Randal too. I never thought I’d write something like this but here we are. Hope I do him justice.

I trailed behind Randal, listening to him talk about Star Wars as I nodded along. There wasn’t much we disagreed on and it worked to our advantage.

“So you wanna tell me about your week or am I just going to keep talking out of my ass?” I shrugged. “Talking out my ass it is.” Randal nodded as I laughed.

“Wait are we playing hockey with Dante today or are we going to the mall like you promised?” I nearly ran into his back as he stopped walking.

“First off I’m playing hockey with Dante. You’re watching.” He pointed a finger in my face. “Second off, I didn’t promise you anything kid. And even if I did, you have to learn when I promise something I always go back on that promise. Now come on.” We started walking again. Dante was already waiting outside the Quick Stop for us. He ruffled my hair before hitting Randal’s arm.

“Took you long enough.” I smirked and turned my head so he couldn’t see. “Did you bring the ball?” Dante looked exasperated. “Tell me you brought the ball.” Randal smirked and put his arm over my shoulder.

“Dante, you should know I always have a ball. In fact I have two.” I giggled as Randal smiled at Dante. I pulled the little orange ball out of my jacket pocket.

“I’ve got it Dante.” He took it from me with a smile.

“Honestly kid I don’t know why you hang out with him.” He patted my shoulder as I moved past him to climb the ladder up to the roof. “He’s a bad influence on you.”

“And you’re any better Mr. 37?” I called down as I leaned over the ledge. Dante looked over at Randal and then up at me in shock.

“You told them?!” Dante’s voice rose an octave. “How could you tell them?!” I laughed as I backed away and tossed the ball to one of the other guys before taking a seat on the air conditioning unit. “Fuck the both of you. You’re worse than each other. You deserve each other.” Dante climbed up grumbling to himself.

“Speak a little louder Dante. Not everyone can hear you.” I called out, earning the bird from him. Randal walked over and patted my head.

“Nice work kiddo.” I smiled up at him before he went off to join the game.

[kai-anderson-whore]

One night stand (smut) (jeff wald x fem reader)

Summary: you meet Jeff wald at a house party of some celebrity and get more than acquainted

Warnings: smut, p in v sex, cowgirl, oral (jeff receiving), alcohol, I think that's it.

A/n: this was a request on wattpad also its my bday today I'm officially 18 🥳🥳

Word count: 2k

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Blinding multicoloured lights flashed within the room of some rich guys house. You had been invited to a house party of some film star, you never really went to these sorts of things only being freshly new to the limelight.

You weren't a very social person, Unless you had a few drinks down you. So that's what you did now on your 3rd glass of alcohol starting to feel a buzz. It was very hot in the living room of this rich guys house. Pushing your way through the crowds of body's till you reached the balcony connecting to the room you were in previously feeling the fresh air hit you.

A soft sigh left your lips taking a small sip of your cocktail that you got from the bar within the house. Turning your head observing the area, seeing a few familiar faces talking amongst each other all laughing drunkenly or probably high you couldn't tell.

Suddenly your eyes landed on him Jeff wald. One of the top film producers of this decade. He was handsome to say the least his dark short shaggy hair that matched perfectly with his eyes that seemedso full of joy and life, the way he wore his crisp white shirt with a few buttons undone showing a little of his chest.

He was talking to another celebrity laughing at something they said to him. Turning his head finally locking eyes with you. Feeling the blush rise to your cheeks your finger traced the rim of your glass. Jeff kept his eyes on you but you turned your attention back to the view of the city lights that lit up the dark.

"Hi don't think I seen you here before" a voice caught your attention seeing it was Jeff. A small smile invaded your features, "I'm new to the whole showbiz thing" you said as Jeff pulled a cigarette packet out his blazer pocket offering you one which you took. "So what part of showbiz are you in?" He then asked taking a cigarette for himself lighting his up then yours.

"Modelling and a little acting nothing big" you shrugged blowing a cloud of smoke from your lips. Jeff was infatuated with you he thought you were so beautiful from the second he laid eyes on you. "I'm Jeff wald" he introduced you let out another smile giggling, Jeff felt his heart skip a beat hearing the way you giggle.

"I know I'm y/n y/l/n" you introduced back. Jeff's eyes widened a little remembering hearing your name on a newspaper of some sort of new talent. "I think i seen something about you in a newspaper" he said taking another drag of his cigarette. "Probably" you replied.

You and jeff spoke for hours taking your conversation somewhere quite with a bottle of whisky. You assumed that you were in one of the quest rooms of the house but that didn't really matter. You could still hear the music from downstairs blasting but not too loudly anymore from this end of the house.

You laid on your stomach on the bed your dress hiking up a little but enough for Jeff to notice. He sat down on the chair close to you pouring the bitter whisky into two glasses. Handing you one you took a sip grimacing at the taste. "So what kind of modelling do you do y/n" Jeff asked shifting in his seat.

"Just modelling for some brands like luxury clothing and that, originally it was supposed to be topless but my family wouldn't approve" Jeff listened to every word you spoke like there was something hidden within. "Better money doing brands" Jeff chuckled. "Yeah I didn't want to do topless anyway or I would have stayed back home in w/y/f".

About another hour and a half in you and jeff were a little drunk now both on the bed leaning against the pillows. Jeff had now taken his blazer off and undone the buttons on the arm of his shirt getting himself more comfortable. you kept giggling at story's Jeff told you about his job. Taking the almost finished bottle of whisky from Jeff's hand you took a sip spilling a little on yourself. "Oh shit" you chuckled wiping your chin and chest Jeff watched laughing.

"It's not funny jeff" you scolded trying to hold in your laughter but it was unsuccessful. Laughter filled the room you didn't realise you rested your head on Jeff's chest from laughing too much. Opening your eyes seeing Jeff looking down at you the mood in the room suddenly shifted. "Your really beautiful y/n" Jeff whispered moving a strand of hair away from your face.

"Yeah your not so bad yourself jeff" you teased now gaining a boost of confidence leaning up to press your lips to his. The kiss was soft your hand on his chest supporting yourself as you sat yourself up to straddle him. His hands roamed your thighs squeezing the bare skin there your dress rolled up exposing your ass.

A small gasp left your lips allowing Jeff to slip his tongue in your parted lips. Your hips grinding down on his growing erection, swallowing a groan from Jeff a smirk played on your lips knowing you had a effect on the film producer. Your small hands fiddling with the pearly white buttons of his shirt slowly exposing his upper half to you.

Your lips pulled away from his now plump ones, that same smirk still plastered your lips. Jeff watched your face like it was the last thing he would ever see. Your hands roaming his chest, your hips still teasingly rolling down on him. "I want you jeff" you seductively whispered.

A devilish smirk across Jeff's face, his rough hands removed your dress leaving you in your white soft satin undergarments. "Your so beautiful y/n" Jeff sighs before attaching his lips to your collarbone kissing up your neck.

Your hand on the nape of his neck holding him close, a moan leaving your lips as Jeff sucked on your sweet spot. Jeff continues his work on your neck and collarbone while his hands worked on taking your bra off peeling the flimsy fabric off your arms and on the floor.

You detached yourself from Jeff's lips. He looks at you with confusion as you shuffled yourself lower straddling his knees. Your soft delicate hands grazing over his lower stomach as you removed his pants and under. Jeff raised his hips up letting you slide the items of clothing  off and meet the same fate of the rest of the clothes.

Your hand wrapped around the length of his cock guiding your hand in small strokes. Jeff's breath hitched in the back of his throat as your lips placed small kisses on the tip then along the shaft. You couldn't help but smirk at the effect you had on his once more barely even touching him. Jeff felt like he was about to explode, bucking his hips desperate for some sort of release.

"Eager are we" you teased before taking him in your mouth. Looking up at him through your thick eyelashes his chest raising and falling, his dark eyes on you filled with lust and pleasure as you bobbed your head long his length, your tongue pressed flat against his shaft lips tightly secure giving him just the right amount of friction.

The sounds of Jeff's small moans and groans filled the room along of a string of praises of encouragement. You never missed a beat a sliver of drool connecting from your mouth to Jeff's cock as you pulled away for some air moving your hair over your shoulder then connecting back to his cock.

Your head continues to moving along his length swirling your tongue adding to his own pleasure. "Keep doing that I'm almost there" he groaned his hips slightly bucking up making you gag a little. Within a few more movements of your head Jeff let go in your mouth, you continue to Bob your head milking him through his orgasm swallowing every drop of his cum.

Removing yourself from Jeff you wiped away the remaining cum that was on the corner of your mouth, still remaining eye contact with Jeff licking it off your finger. Now standing off from the bed you wriggled out your panted completely bare for the man infront of you.

You never were one for one night stands sure you did it a couple of times but with Jeff you felt the urge to just have him. Crawling back on the bed your palms resting on his chest as you straddled him once again. Your lips connected with Jeff's once again hungrily erection formed as you teased him grinding down on him once again a moan left your lips as his tip brushed against your clit.

Once Jeff was fully hard you gripped the base of his cock lightly teasing him my dragging the tip along your slick wet folds. "Oh god I need to be inside you" he grunted out impatiently. A smile cracked from your lips lining him up with your entrance lowering yourself down on him.

You both moaned out in union his cock Stretching your walls out perfectly. "Fuck" you moaned out slowly riding him. Jeff's hands gripped your thighs his eyes watching how your breasts bounced. You could still hear the muffled music from downstairs not caring if anyone could hear as you gained a faster rhythm.

"You feel so good" Jeff groaned his hips assisting you with your fastening pace. One of his hands groping your breasts kneeding the flesh earning a louder moan from you. Your walls clenching around his cock desperately chasing your high.

You were sure by now anyone near the room you were in could here you both but neither of you cared, to lost in the moment. You couldn't hear the music anymore your mind was all fuzzy from lust and the euphoric feeling of Jeff. "Oh fuck" you moaned loudly your chest now pressed against his continuing to ride him.

Before you knew it you were laid back on the mattress, Jeff on top still inside you. Your legs hosted up on his shoulders, it felt uncomfortable at first but as he thrusted into you hitting places you never knew existed you got acquainted with the feeling. "Right there Jeff Oh fuck harder" you almost screamed.

Jeff complied with your request thrusted faster and harder. He was like a wild animal and you loved every second of it no one had ever made you feel like this you never wanted it to end. "I'm so close" you moaned out clenching your walls tighter around him. "Me too" he breathed out.

A few more thrusts you were like putty in his hands. Your head threw back mouth wide open practically screaming his name as you came over his cock. Jeff stopped for a moment to watch the beauty unfold infront of him mesmerised by how beautiful you looked coming undone under him.

His own thrusts got sloppy chasing his second orgasm pulling out and Cumming over your stomach. You felt limp and exhausted feeling Jeff collapse beside you gaining your breaths back. "I don't think I can move" you chuckled brushing your hair out your face. Your mascara staining your cheeks lipstick all smudged.

"Stay here tonight toni wouldn't mind" Jeff said grabbing a towel that laid on the table beside him handing it to you. "I wouldn't want to just stay here I barely knew the guy" you smiled cleaning yourself up feeling a little drunk still. "I'll stay too it will be fine" Jeff assured still a bit tipsy from the whisky.

"Fine" you yawned discarding the towel and laying back on the bed. You covered your naked body trying to get yourself comfortable. You felt Jeff wrap his arm around you from behind after he turned the light off. "Night y/n" he whispered placing a chaste kiss on the back of your head. "Night jeff" you smiled closing your eyes.

[dragonoffantasyandreality]

⛈️Boys of the Storm⛈️

Thought about the Elderly Trio again and ended up conjuring up a cute fluff fic about them <3

Enjoy the fluff! 😁

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The heavy rain crashed on the roof of their holiday cabin, wind howled loudly by their window and thunder boomed in the sky. They watched the trees sway and bend by the force of nature. Showing its terrible power.

"I hate storms!" The young Samuel Shore growled in dismay, thumping his foot near the well shut door with a big window, "They has always been a bad sign!"

Jeff Tracy, well off in his early 20's, smiled sympathetically and pointed at the said storm at the window.

"I'm sure it'll pass! Its not the first time we've gone through this," he said as he took a bite of the cooked fish cake on a stick.

The 15-year-old turned around with puffed up chest and a serious expression on his face in front of his older friend.

"My Uncle once said, 'Be wary of storms! They are a death sentence if yer don't gosh darn know how to navigate yer ship through them', " he jabbed his thumb towards his heart, "And I take his advice like its my precious memory!"

Jeff let out a heart-felt chuckle when he spotted the 12-year-old Charles Gray by the glass sliding doors. Sitting with his legs crossed, staring pensively at the chaos outside. Showing no reaction to the bright flash of lightning or the scary boom of thunder.

The young adult got up from his spot by the fireplace, gently asking Sammie to watch the fire and the food as he walked towards the doors, taking some of the fishcake sticks with him.

He sat down next to the young British boy, handing him one of the sticks to him.

Charles, without looking, took it wordlessly. Eyes kept on the dark skies as he began munching on his food.

"What were you thinking about, Charlie Boy?" Jeff asked, taking another bite of his fishcake.

"Aman..." the boy answered, his pronounced English accent combined with his quiet voice made it almost impossible to understand at first hearing.

"Pardon, could you repeat that again?" The young man raised a brow.

"I said, 'a man'."

With a sound of understanding, Jeff leaned in a little closer with curiousity.

"What man?" he gently asked.

After a small moment of silence, the dark-haired little boy replied.

"I was thinking about that man who gave me the most delicious sandwich."

"Oooh. Who was that man? A friend of yours?" his older friend perked up.

"No. A complete stranger. He's Japanese, that I remember... I wonder where he is now?" Charles spoke to himself and answering to Jeff at the same time.

Which it wasn't uncommon for his youngest friend to do. His head had always seemed to be in the clouds... and in reality, all at once.

He could be one scary decisive strategist, if he grows up to be one, Jefferson thought. Granted, he has yet to join the Air Force to know fully what a strategist does.

"So... Why did he gave you a sandwich?" he continued his questioning.

"Because I was sad. Remember, how I lost my grandfather?"

He remembered. His mother was friends with the Grays. And how the death of one their oldest family members devastated their son, as he used look up to the old Navy veteran.

And it was Jeff's idea for him and Samuel to befriend with the lonely at the time 6-year old Charlie.

However, when they got to met him, he had mysteriously perked up.

As if Charles had just met with a dawning sun in the horizon.

"So he was the guy who cheered you up then, huh?" was Sammie's huffed quip as the grumpy sea pup arrived at their spot, leaning above both of them.

"Shouldn't you be watching the fire?" Jeff smirked up at him.

"Aren't ya getting cold over here?" Samuel retorted, "Y'all becoming icebergs, by the way you're shaking..."

Charles immediately got up and walked directly to the fireplace. Chuckling, Sammie followed along with Jeff.

The oldest took his seat and threw another few logs into the still burning fire.

From the corner of his eye, he watched the two sea pups snuggled together under the blanket, Sammie taking two sticks of boiled prawns from the soup and passed one to Charles.

"So... About that man? You're thinking of finding him?" Jefferson began, taking his own stick of food.

"I want find him!" the English boy proclaimed through his mouthful of food.

Sammie, with an enormous grin, clapped his friend by the shoulder.

"We're with ya, buddy! We always do things together!" He then turned towards their older friend with bright glimmer in his eyes, "Right, Jeff?"

"Sure..." Jeff slowly nodded with a warm smile, "We will."

[inahallucination]

au where todd and jeff get into a really big fight over the summer before jeff’s senior year

it probably starts off with something really small, an offhand comment from jeff about todd not caring that jeff’s about to start applying to colleges, or maybe an offhand remark about how todd never hangs out with jeff anymore

and todd just loses it, getting angrier and angrier as he reminds jeff that todd isn’t the one who decided that jeff wasn’t good enough to hang out with him and todd wasn’t the one who listened to his brother be belittled by their parents and turn around and tell todd that he should do better other than comforting him

and jeff’s just standing there, and it’s like his whole world view has just changed because he’s honestly never actually thought of all of this from todd’s perspective. he doesn’t think that todd’s not good enough or anything like that, but he’s never realized that thats how it’s translated over

he had honestly gotten so caught up with pleasing his parents, going to school, keeping up with the extracurriculars that he hadnt gotten around to approaching todd first, and he never dismissed todd when todd approached him because he didn’t want to hang out but he was always busy. he supposed he could have explained that to todd a bit better

and it’s not like he thinks todd isn’t amazing, but he hates how their parents yell at him so he tries to encourage todd to try harder, but he sees how not reassuring todd that he’s great the way that he is can translate. and wow he’s really fucked this all up

anyway

jeff tries to explain himself, and todd (heart of gold, deep desire to be loved that causes him to forgive rlly easily) agrees to try and fix their relationship

come fall, jeff convinces his parents to let todd come visit him when he can

in the mean time they call and write letters, and its all horribly awkward but their trying and that means everything 

obviously jeff’s a senior at fucking welton, so its not like he’s rolling in free time but he’s also the golden child of welton that years after the school will use as an example and claim that they ‘made’ him

anyway

they write letters, have brief phone calls, and jeff convinces his parents that seeing welton will encourage todd to try to make it to welton

//

for neil its a completely normal day - waking up, classes, looking forward to the weekend, listening to charlie’s wild wild plans for the weekend that wont happen, hanging out with knox, meeks, and pitts, waiting for cameron to be done with his work so he’ll hang out with them (work first, fun later - cameron)

and then

and then he’s sitting outside, the summer heat hasn’t left yet, and the poets are all chatting, pretending to work (aside from cameron who’s sitting a little farther away, actually working) when some upper classman yells out

“excuse me ?” the call is so quiet, neil would think he’d imagined it if he hadn’t looked up to see a boy around his age (blond hair, head down a little, avoiding eye contact, still the prettiest person neil had seen) it takes him a moment to snap out of it

“hey, what’s up ?” he asks going for casual, his voice a little pitched. charlie snorts next to him, neil ignores him

“um, my brother uh, um.” neil gets up to move a little closer to the boy in an effort to get him to look less like he wants to dig a hole and die

“yeah ?” he asks, quieter, sending his friends attentions away with a look, the boys cheeks turn pink when he glances at him, but doesn’t hold eye contact

“my um- my brother, he um, he said to meet um at the courtyard, but uh, he’s really bad at um giving direc-directions so im a little um”

“lost?” the boy nods “well just tell me who ur brother is, and we can find him together” a pause “im neil, by the way. Neil perry.”

“todd anderson” todd replies and neil wonders why he feels like he should know it just as todd continues “my brother’s jeff anderson”

“jeff- of the jeffrey anderson” todd grimaces but nods

“wow i didn't know he had a brother” neil says and its the worst thing to say because todd’s face looks even more closed off and he shifts uncomfortably and theres a siren in neil’s mind thats screeching for him to do damage control so he can somehow win some sort of affection from the pretty boy “pr-probably because you’re such a cutie and he doesn’t want ppl to stare at his younger brother hahah” he wants to throw himself off a bridge because what the fuck did he jsut say

todd for his part stares at him wide eyed, red cheeked, and a little bit like he’s considering running away

“um so jeff, lets go ?” neil says even more awkwardly. todd nods hurriedly and the two start walking and the entire time todd isn’t saying anything but neil is rambling and its honestly embarrassing

they finally find jeff and todd and neil say goodbye to each other and neil thinks ‘wow i rlly just embarrassed myself in front of the cute guy’ and tries to not think about it

sometimes, after todd has left, he thinks he can feel jeffrey glaring at him but its probably in his head

//

jeffrey anderson was having a good day, an amazing day, a wonderful day, waiting for his baby brother, who he had recently made amends with, to come to campus so the two could hang out

if today turned out good, he was gonna try to convince nolan to let todd stay a whole weekend (since jeffrey didnt have a roommate)

until of course neil fucking perry showed up

jeff had nothing against neil, was even thankful that he’d helped his brother, until he noticed todd staring at neil’s back as neil left

until he asked todd what was up and he glanced at where neil had gone and blushed

jeff didn’t want todd to be in a relationship (the kid was like 5) but he didn’t want todd to pine (and be miserable - todd was an overthinker) but if neil rejected todd, jeff thought he might just kill him

//

todd is there again the next friday

jeff sees him standing near the entrance awkwardly trying not to look too awkward

“hey todd ! did we plan on meeting today ?” he calls out, feeling awful for forgetting but honestly not being able to remember them agreeing to meet up

todd looks at him, cheeks turning pink “um no we didn’t plan on um”

“so whats up ? is everything okay ?” he walks closer , trying to see if he can see if anythings off. todd turns pinker, jeff wonders if he’s sick

“i um i have a date”

“... a date?”

“yeah um-”

“todd ! you’re here !” perry yells out, jogging over. he greets jeff with a friendly wave and politely doesn’t point out jeff’s dumbfounded look

jeff wants to protest (”todd ur like 5″) but todd looks excited and nervous (but not in the usual, i wanna die way) so jeff forces his lips to curl up into a polite smile, tho the look todd shoots him shows he’s not all that successful and waves at them as they both head out to their date, and fills his brain with plans to keep an eye on neil and plans on what to do if neil fucks up 

//

yeah theres no coherent plot, its just shit happening

im feeling to lazy to tag my taglist sorry guys

[kitwalker02]

The Evan's favorite flavor of milk

Tate

Tate is a basic, emo alt boy and likes his milk dark like his soul

Aka true moo chocolate milk is a staple in his fridge

Tate also only uses chocolate milk in his cereal and that is a really specific pet peeve of constance's

His afternoon snack is a bottle of chocolate milk and string cheese

Lactose intolerance? Tate doesn't know her.

Kit

Actually severely intolerant to all milk so he either had to take lactaid or suck it up and drink almond milk

He only likes the chocolate almond milk

Something about almond milk makes him really passive aggressive though so he'll drink a lot of strawberry milk with Julia and act like he made a great fatherly sacrifice when he gets really sick

Truth is Kit REALLY just has a thing for strawberry milk

So it feels like a betrayal when Julia gets her hands on some of his chocolate almond milk and decides that it's her new favorite drink

She literally refuses to drink strawberry milk from then on and Kit wonders what he did to hurt her so much that she'd do this to him

Kyle

Kyle is definitely a basic white milk drinking boy

However he prefers to drink juice rather than milk and only uses it for the basics like cereal and dipping oreos

Although one time he almost killed himself trying to chug a whole jug of milk at a frat party

Jimmy

Jimmy is a simple 1950's boy and drinks a glass of milk breakfast, lunch and dinner

His calcium levels are through the roof and bones are very strong

Milk is his preferred beverage and he's totally the type of guy to act all tough and sexy and then order a glass of milk

James

James has never even heard of different flavors of milk

He literally lives under a rock lol

Every night before bed he drinks a glass of warm milk because his mom use to make him do that and now it's the only way he can fall asleep

But it gets in his mustache and is kinda gross cuz he drinks it after brushing his teeth

#milkbreath

Rory

A strawberry milk guy through and through

Every Saturday morning he goes and gets a Boston cream donut and a bottle of strawberry milk

It is his favorite ritual and one time he did it every morning for like 6 weeks straight

But then his agent called him fat

He also has a weird obsession with strawberry icecream

And don't even get him started on Starbucks' pink drink....

Edward

Definitely has an oil painting of it

Idk if chocolate milk was even a thing then (lol don't call me dumb) but it would totally be Edward's jam

Also believes chocolate milk comes from brown cows

Kai

(Ngl guys I wrote this whole thing and didn't realize I forgot kai until I was doing the hashtags lol that's what he gets)

Kai likes white milk but only because it is basic and boring and restored his eye sight or whatever

Brings back fond memories of when he was little and with his mom

Puts a shit ton of whole milk in his coffee

Mr. Gallant

He likes the pink milk

He calls it aesthetically pleasing and takes a picture of it for his social media

There's like a month old bottle of half dranken strawberry milk on his dresser

It's absolutely disgusting

Not even the Apocalypse was able to get rid of it...

Jeff

He'll only use the powdered milk so he can snort it up his nose

Jk jk

Eats coco puffs every morning for breakfast and uses one of those edible straw things to drink all the milk out of the bowl

Likes that the milk starts off white but then becomes chocolate milk

This never ceases to amaze him

His taste in cereal is not superior...

Austin

Milk is a very important staple in Austin's diet. He needs that calcium to keep his teeth sharp and strong

He likes chocolate milk the most though

Only drinks Yahoo chocolate milk

In elementary school the other kids would bully him and steal his chocolate milk and make him drink strawberry milk instead

This made him so sad

Strawberry milk has a very bad connotation to him because of that

[lusthurts]

NOW COMPLETE!! ❤️

Chapters: 30/30 Fandom: Glee Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Sebastian Smythe Characters: Blaine Anderson, Sebastian Smythe, Nick the Warbler (Glee), Jeff (Glee), Trent (Glee), David the Warbler (Glee), Thad (Glee), The Warblers (Glee), New Directions (Glee), Kurt Hummel Additional Tags: Season 3 AU, Dalton AU, Slow Burn, dalton is a boarding school because it's convenient for the plot, Emotional Infidelity, but that's basically canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jeffbastian friendship, Nick Duval is riding a sexuality struggle bus, strangers to friends to enemies to friends to friends with benefits to lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending, flirty banter, angsty/sassy/moody sebastian, Minor Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Background Nick Duval/Jeff Sterling, Found Family Summary:

When Blaine's parents say no to transferring to McKinley, part of Blaine is relieved. It means another year with his best friends and another chance to bring the Warblers to Nationals. But then he meets the new transfer student Sebastian, and everything he thought he knew about himself, his relationship, and his friends starts to change. As he and Sebastian develop a strong friendship that toes the line between platonic and something more, he grows further apart from Kurt and develops a deeper love for the school that's become his home.

[simplysummers]

SimplySummers Glee Masterlist 🎼

I would just like to clarify that there was a member of the glee fandom, specifically in the Sebastian community, who often tried to take credit for my ideas, and even began mirroring my real life illnesses. So I’d just like to clarify if you see a post linked on this masterlist, it came from either my brain alone, or it was founded with @floatyteabag

Glee Gossip: By Summer

Posts where I talk about all things Glee related through in depth analysis essays on dialogue, acting and design choices. Or sometimes I just have a fun preference that I think needs sharing!

- Sebastian Smythe and Sugar Motta friendship.

- Why I dislike the parental abuse trope regarding Sebastian Smythe.

- Sebastian’s clothing design choices (askew tie).

- Holding character grudges VS holding them accountable.

- Underlying Sebastian Smythe’s development.

- Kurtbastian VS Klaine.

- Grant VS Sebastian.

- Jeff and Sebastian friendship

Gushing Sebastian/Warbler Shitposts.

Posts where I gush about Sebastian and the warblers in a less professional manner than I do in the posts above.

Also please keep in mind I am a professional Blaine hater.

- Sebastian Headcanons.

- Sebastian Headcanons: Lapin!

- Sebastian’s Beautiful Eyes.

- Sebastian’s Smile!

- Summer’s gushing love.

- Summer’s gushing love- part 2 electric boogaloo.

- Kurt Hummel Character Ask.

- Warbler Incorrect Quotes

- I’m sorry, I can’t go to work today, I have a cat on my lap.

- Hunter and Mr Puss

- The Warbler theme song.

- Sebastian VS Blue’s Clue’s

- Queer Seb!

- Jeffbastian.

- Nervous Gulp.

- Happy Birthday Grant!

- Anti Blaine Rambling.

- Anti Darren Criss Rambling.

- Gay Cyclops™️

- Nathaniel Smythe!

General Glee content:

The few posts I have that aren’t warbler/kurtbas related.

- Dave Karofsky and Victor Creed.

- Happy Father’s Day, Burt!

- Me and Brittany being one in the same.

Kurtbastian related content:

Pretty self explanatory title on this one.

- Kurtbastian Playlist.

- THEM CORE.

- Them part 2: electric boogaloo.

- Open collar boyfriends!

- Last names until they don’t.

- Chandler VS Kurtbastian.

- Kurtbastian Song Rec from @doctor-whu

- Ranking Sebastian Ships.

- Kurtbastian Ships HCs/Ask.

- Anti season 5 Blaine VS Kurtbastian.

Glee Fanfictions:

My two lonely glee fanfictions.

Credit for this lovely gif goes to @backslashdelta please go check her and the original post out.

- A Glance Through The Hourglass.

- Family, and where we find it.

[they-them-mayhem]

Revision time!

Before I start working on chapter eight tomorrow, it's time for me to reread everything I've written so far. Gotta make sure everything flows and fills out nicely :D

[nancywheeeler]

📔📖📕?

three fandoms for the price of one!

(more) Ted Lasso:

okay, so one of my all-time favorite 90s movies is The Fully Monty and i think it would be such a fun AU for TL. the movie's themes overlap with a lot of what Ted Lasso's got going on (mental health, insecurity, father/son relationship, and how everything is wrapped up in men's relationship to their masculinity) and some of things Ted Lasso hasn't really addressed (yet) like class and sexuality. Plus stripper Ted! and the rest of our Diamond Dogs fit really well with the other characters (Beard as the best friend, Nate as the younger, insecure guy they help with his self-esteem, Higgins as the one who teaches them how to dance, Roy as the grump who is surprisingly good at dancing (definitely thanks to the yoga moms), throw Jamie in there as the hot guy lol). i could also see it as either Rebecca/Ted (she owns the club where the guys want to put on their strip show) or Trent/Ted (trent discovering what the guys are up to and sticking around to write an article about how the state of immigration affairs is so bad this poor man is putting on a strip show to get money to stay with his son; in this AU, i imagine michelle has a job in the UK). who knows if i'll ever write it but i'm thinking thoughts!

Stranger Things:

i'm going to keep the plot i've tentatively started drafting under wraps for now, but i have sent so many ST fic ideas to the graveyard over the years (rip the Will-centric ready player one AU, my beloved). a recent one that will haunt me for a while is a Station Eleven-inspired post-canon where our gang technically won the war against Vecna / the Upside Down, but it has inadvertently caused the apocalypse. while the rest of our gang has scattered across the country, trying to pick up the pieces of the world, Steve is one of the last holdouts in Hawkins. Meanwhile, Eddie has been traveling around as a wayfaring musician. idk it would be a little western-inspired because i've always loved western aesthetics in the apocalypse (stranger stumbling into town! nature running wild again! outlaws abound!). who knows what the plot would be other than finding a sense of home again. but i love that Station Eleven idea of art surviving the apocalypse and how it fosters community and i don't know!! maybe one day i'll figure out what this rambling would be about.

Dead Poets Society:

to anyone who ever subscribed to me / followed me for DPS, i am so so sorry. i wanna get back on the horse! i'm not sure if this is the plot i'll go for when i do (i once promised a Charlie POV of my good grief series and i do have some scenes of that drafted), but i have been toying with a While You Were Sleeping AU.......just thinking about Neil Perry being "in love" with Jeffrey Anderson who he has never actually spoken to. Accident happens, Jeff's in a coma, his friends and family think Neil is his fiancee, chaos ensues as Neil starts falling for Jeff's brother, Todd instead. This or my 80s The Sure Thing road trip from hell AU.......they compel me!

(Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.)

[midnightstar-90]

American Horror Stories Masterlist

Taglist | Request | Wattpad

Main Masterlist

Tate Langdon

Expect The Unexpected~ Oneshot

Summary: You and your family move into the murder house and you meet a couple of neighbors and... ghost???

Expect The Unexpected Pt. 2~ Oneshot

Summary: When Tate figures out why you’ve been upset, he feels the need to comfort you.

Lonely~ Oneshot

Summary: Y/N is Tate Langdon’s younger twin sister. They have never been separated. Where one was, so was the other. Constance decides to test the strength of their bond during their Junior year.

My Safe Place~ Oneshot

Summary: When Y/N sees Tate with Violet on Halloween, she and Tate’s other 5 victims decide to give him a visit.

Kyle Spencer

Guardian~ Oneshot

Summary: You’re Kyle’s sister and secretly a witch. What happens when you find out your brother is dead and your mother is sending you to a school for special children.

James Patrick March

The Countess Introduces Her Prized Pupil To James~ Imagine

Kai Anderson

First Encounter~ Oneshot

Summary: The only reason Y/N’s life was so terrible was from her and Kai’s first encounter.

I'd Kill For You ~ Requested Oneshot

Summary: Kai makes Y/N prove her loyalty.

Kai’s reaction to your pregnancy - Requested Headcanon

Being Married/Dating To Kai Anderson- Requested Headcanon

The Evans

THE EVANS WHEN YOU/SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL INSECURE~ Requested Headcanon

[sunflowerharrington]

ahs fandom is dying and i’m not here for it 🥲

i want to cry

[kai-anderson-whore]

New colleague (part 2 smut) (jeff pfister x fem reader)

Warnings: smut, Jeff being a sub at the start, oral (jeff receiving) jeff having a boner imfront of reader for no reason, mutt walking in on reader and mutt after they did the deed, I think that's it let me know if I had missed anything

A/n I don't really like this one as much as my other smuts not because it's jeff I just think it lacks

Taglist: @violetweekly

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As the weeks turned into months you created such an amazing relationship with the boys, more so with Jeff first it was talking more often than mutt, then to having your own inside jokes, then it dawned on you that you actually have a crush on Jeff.

To be honest usually guys like Jeff wasn't your type especially with the drugs but he was so sweet to you treated you like you hadn't been treated before how could you not start to fall for him.

You stood in the lab sketching some ideas for your next project that was actually for someone other than mutt and Jeff's dirty minds, you were stuck trying to figure out what to sketch for your client ripping the paper from your sketch book with a groan.

"You alright y/n" you heard Jeff say behind you, you turned from where you stood to face him, "no I can't get this sketch right for my client it's some businessman who wants a cool robot for his kid" you sighed rubbing your temples in frustration.

"Want me to help I mean I was a boy once so might be good to have my help?" Jeff offered you gave it a thought and agreed to have Jeff help you, "you still are a big child Jeff don't kid yourself" you joked Jeff pretend to be shocked at your statement making you laugh.

"That hurt my feelings but I'll still help you" Jeff chuckled now stood right beside you brainstorming some ideas you could do, as you sketched on the paper finally your project was coming to life with the help of Jeff you couldn't thank him enough so you asked him to be your partner on your project in which he accepted.

As the weeks went further on you and jeff were almost halfway through finishing your project, you were doing the wiring for the robot trying to be careful not to electrocute yourself, Jeff was on his lunch break leaving you to do the hard work you didn't mind though you were good at wiring things since your father was an electrician.

By the time you had finished Jeff came back from his break with some more food, "I brought you something since you didn't want to go on your break to finish this" he said handing you the Styrofoam tub you gave him a small appreciation smile taking the tub from his hands, "Thank you Jeff you didn't need to" your voice almost at a whisper he bought your favourite food to be honest you were completely surprised that he listened to you.

"Is that right your order?" Jeff asked knowing that it was infact your correct order, "yes Jeff thank you" you said with a small smile going back to wire the robot, "why don't you just leave that till later y/n" Jeff suggested you did need a break from the project for 5 minutes but you were almost finished with the wiring "it's okay Jeff I'm almost done with this last part" you replied.

"Y/n you've been at that all day just take a break for the rest of the day" Jeff chuckled he thought you looked so cute all focused on your project the way your eyes fixated on every detail, the way your tongue would stick out slightly when your in deep concentration Jeff didn't realise it made him have a boner.

You were too invested in wiring the last of the robot you didn't notice Jeff squirming at the other side of the table, "I'm almost finished Jeff it's fine honestly i promise when I'm finished I'll take a break" you said softly finishing off the work.

After a few minutes you were finally done with a heavy sigh you turned to Jeff now noticing his red face and constant shifting around, "what gotten into you" you asked taking a sip of you now cold coffee grimacing at the coldness of it, "nothing" Jeff tried to play it off but it was no use, "Jeff I'm not dumb something is up your constantly shifting around if you got ants in your pants" you laughed.

Now realising what was the matter your jaw dropped with a small chuckle, "Jeff have you got a boner" you laughed nervously, Jeff was even redder if that was even possible "no I've not" he protested making you laugh harder at his denial, "your such a virgin Jeff it's cute" you smiled blushing at the fact he had a boner infront of you but at the same time it did something to you knowing that you had such an effect on the blonde.

"I'm sorry" Jeff mumbled trying to hide his face with embarrassment he felt silly having a boner infront of you he couldn't control himself he wanted you so bad, and you now knowing this wanted to take the situation into your own hands.

You went over to him all full of the confidence you got placing your hands him his thighs Jeff's breath hitched at your action making your hands go higher till they hovered above where he needed you most, "want me to take care of that for you?" You asked innocently watching Jeff swallowing a lump in his throat nodding.

"Use your words Jeff" you chuckled batting your eyelashes at him, "yes" Jeff breathed out as your hands began to remove his pants freeing his throbbing erection, you were surprised at the size he was bigger than you expected, you held his cock in your hand kitten licking the tip sending Jeff in a frenzy his head flew back his eyes scrunched shut.

Now taking him in your mouth bobbing your head along his length hollowing your cheeks on him taking him further in your mouth, "fuck" Jeff hissed his hips bucking up making you gag a little, as you tried to breath through your nose, you continued these actions till Jeff pulled you off him.

You looked up at the Bob cut blonde in confusion as he collected himself, "I need to be inside you" was all he said you let a smirk play on your now plump lips and pulled your underwear down under your skirt discarding the thin fabric somewhere in the lab.

You then straddled Jeff on the chair he sat on lining him up with your throbbing heat, sinking down on him both of you moaned in union your hands gripped his shoulders adjusting to his size since it has been a good while since you've been intimate with anyone since your ex, "you feel so good" Jeff groaned once you started in a slow pace at first your moans started getting louder as you speed up the pace Jeff's hands on your hips guiding you through the pace you rode him.

Jeff was intoxicated by you the way your mouth hung open the way your neck was on full display Jeff couldn't help but attach his lips on the skin exposed to him finding your sweet spot making you moan your hands in his hair tugging the blonde locks.

You felt that knot in your stomach beginning to form you sped up your movements bringing you closer to your sweet release, "fuck I'm close" you moaned Jeff pulled away from your neck looking into your eyes, "me too" he panted thrusting up into you with each time you bounced on Jeff's lap your clit brushed against the fabric of his zipper bringing you closer.

You couldn't hold it any longer finally letting go over Jeff's cock with a loud moan of his name Jeff wasn't that far behind letting ropes of his seed fill you up with a moan as well, you stayed still for a moment collecting yourself together letting out a small chuckle, "what?" Jeff asked confused, "nothing just didn't actually expect we'd do that" you shook your head looking at him, "is that a bad thing or?" He asked unsure of what you had meant he knew that you were way out of his league but he couldn't help but have those feelings for you.

"No not a bad thing definitely a good thing just didn't expect it to happen like this you know but I'm glad it did" you assured with a soft smile that made Jeff's heart melt at the sight, Jeff then decided to crash his lips on to yours for the first time and he was instantly hooked on the feeling of your lips on his not wanting to part from the plush softness of them.

"OH MY GOD YOU TWO FUCKED ABOUT TIME" the loud voice of mutt interrupted your intimate moment with Jeff, making you both snap your heads his way to find him wide eyed eyeing the way you were seated, "mutt get out so we can get clothes on you prev" you laughed in embarrassment mutt instantly ran out the lab giving you and jeff privacy to fix your clothes.

"Look y/n I like you like a lot" Jeff chuckled nervously after fixing his pants back on as you put your underwear back on, "I like you too Jeff" you smiled pecking his lips one more time, "so what so we do now?" Jeff asked scratching the back of his neck, "well we get back to work right now but as this" you said pointing to yourself and Jeff before continuing, "we take it slow one step at a time see where it takes us" you offered.

Jeff nodded with a glad smile on his lips, "I like the sound of that I'll go tell mutt he can come back now" he chuckled away to get his best friend who wouldn't stop making jokes about what he had walked into leaving you amd Jeff red as a tomato.

[not-alien-girl-v]

Evans Height HCs

ok so i usually don’t do this but i’ve seen posts about this before and they only really rank the evans in height from tallest to shortest so today i’m giving actual heights that i headcanon let’s get started

Tate: ok he is cocky but not like an over 6 foot type cocky, but also not like a 5’5 kind of cocky, so i’m giving him a fair 5’10, only an inch shorter than evan actually is so it seems alright, because like he’s confident, but not in a super tall guy kind of way

Kit: i’m feeling like a solid 6’0 maybe even 6’1 if i’m being generous and i think he somewhat enjoys his height like he doesn’t try to make it his whole personality or anything but he’s comfortable in the fact that in some cases he can tower over people and in some cases he’s only just a little bit taller than others, but in general he’s a really confident guy so i feel like it’s just not something he’s ever concerned himself too much with

Frat Kyle: something about being a frat boy just screams 5’9 to me but in a negative way. like i mean this as an insult to frat boys, even though i love kyle with my whole heart, he is definitely not over 6’0 and i think he’d lie about his height just a little bit like he’d say 5’10 maybe 5’11 just to impress people a little bit. just don’t break out the tape measurer or else words will be had

Franken Kyle: now hear me out on this. he was given a new body. like completely new shit. madison and zoe did not know who the fuck they were putting together, they just saw a handsome face and ran with it. 6’1. i think something in the reconstruction gave him a few extra inches and it would really help sell the whole murderous monster thing to be taller than 5’9. i don’t know i just think it could happen

Jimmy: i think he’s 5’11. because i feel like we were sold the whole ‘other than his hands he is the most attractive man’ and i think that includes him not being super short or super tall. he’s a little on the taller side but just like. not all the way up there with it

James: bless his soul but this man is just a little guy. not like SUPER small. but he is probably 5’8 or 5’7. and let’s be real does it even matter id still smash no questions asked. but he just isn’t very large. hope you all feel these vibes. once again he has that confidence and he puts together his look very nicely and that’s what pulls all his bitches so it does not matter what his height is but let’s be real. 5’8 at the most

Rory: never seen this season. someone on tiktok assigned this season to my zodiac sign (aries) and that pissed me off so i’m giving him 5’6. deal with it. fuck gingers

Kai: i know a lot of people say this and that’s because it’s correct but kai is the tallest. like he is giving TALL energy. like 6’4 at least maybe even 6’5. and hear me out on this so precult he was just this weird nerd incel thing and he had the potential to be hot he just wasn’t doing that yet. have you guys met nerds in real life. some of them get pretty big i can speak from personal experience also it totally works out with his intimidation tough guy thing, just being an absolute mountain of a man, i’d be scared but id still smash

Mr. Gallant: twink. 5’7. let’s move on

Jeff: 5’6. shortest evan and it’s so obvious. he gives off little man vibes. i know i said some nerds can get kinda huge but he is not one of them. little man. let’s move on

*moment of silence for the lack of evan peters in 1984*

Austin: 5’8. he’s comfy with it. he’s cool. it’s no big deal and it’s just not his biggest concern in any way. unrelated but does anyone remember when he said ‘i’m hungies 🥺’ that ruined me. i can never forgive austin for that.

[inahallucination]

i added a third chapter to 'the one in which jeffrey anderson remembers he has a brother' which is just jeffrey meeting one of the friends that show up in chapter 2

totally bonus to the story and is jeff focused but i saw it and forgot how much it slapped alas

(ive posted it on my tumblr at one point so u might've seen it)

[kissmyhandcallmedarling]

ugly sweaters + mistletoe

christmas headcanons for the evans

unrelated note: it is the end of november, and i am literally so excited for christmas! i've put up my tree and cute aesthetic lights etc, and i can't wait. i love the whole vibe of christmas, with the music, and the gift shopping. where i live it is summer in december; really want to experience a white chistmas one day if i go traveling. anyway, back to the evans.

tate:

likes watching christmas slasher/horror films (would have actually enjoyed that one episode of ahs stories where it was those youtubers and the santa killer)

also enjoys the film home alone, and likes to set up traps like in the movie, to see how many other ghosts or house guests he can terrorize

tate is definitely one for chonky blankets and cuddles with his s/o

oh yeah, and christmas sweaters!

on halloween he'll always sneak off to the nearest store and buy you a little something, that he hides away until christmas

he'll wrap the gift up very messily, and always gives it to you as soon as you wake up on december 25th

kyle:

loves the idea of kissing under the mistletoe

he will go to cordelia's greenhouse and wreck havoc (seriously, he'd make a huge mess) just to find a sprig of mistletoe

would sneak up behind you and tap your shoulder, only for you to turn around to him standing there holding the mistletoe above your heads, lips puckered waiting for a kiss

tried to make a gingerbread house one year but screwed it up and got so angry he crushed it with his fist and came crying to you

you fixed it with an easy flick of your wrist, to which he responded with cute, amazed, puppy eyes

james:

wouldn't like christmas as it is traditionally christian holiday

would tolerate the christmas trees and decorations liz and iris put around the hotel

he does enjoy the gift-giving element however, as any chance to spoil his dearly beloved, he will take!

does however, fondly remember a few christmases as a young child; sitting with his mother at the fire, watching snow fall, playing with little wooden toys giftted to him

sometimes his father would work late, leaving himself and his mother alone - those were his favourite moments

kai:

celebratory manwiches

huge cult christmas party for the boys

"speedwagon! where the fuck are my peppermint-cranberry-kool-aid shots???!!!"

(these above hcs all would occur before winter's death)

(supposed kai didn't go to prison after he killed winter) he would always get very emotional around christmas time, especially christmas eve; reminiscing all the years he and winter would get excited as kids

he remembers how she used to wake him at 3am every christmas morning - this really kills kai. he bawls for hours

jeff:

would definitely host a huge staff christmas party for kineros robotics

"ain't no snow in LA?! what do ya call this, huh?" *snorts coccaine* *you roll your eyes*

plays christmas music as soon as halloween is over

loves the crackers/bonbons, and always makes such a big deal when he wins

austin:

OF COURSE THIS MAN LOVES CHRISTMAS

OF COURSE HE SINGS CHRISTMAS KARAOKE WITH BELLE AT THE MUSE

"baby it's cold outside" is his favourite

loves to make festive-themed cocktails, asking you to taste test them all

"hey! babe! come here and try my new... uhh... i don't have a name for it yet! but come try! deee-lish"

eggnog addict

loves his beanies

[lusthurts]

Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Chapters: 1/30 Fandom: Glee Language: English Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Sebastian Smythe Characters: Blaine Anderson, Sebastian Smythe, Kurt Hummel, Nick, Jeff, Thad, Trent, David, The Warblers, New Directions Additional Tags: Season 3 AU, Dalton AU, Slow Burn, dalton is a boarding school because it's convenient for the plot, Emotional Infidelity, but that's basically canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jeffbastian friendship, Nick Duval is riding a sexuality struggle bus, strangers to friends to enemies to friends to friends with benefits to lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending, flirty banter, angsty/sassy/moody Sebastian, Minor Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Background Nick Duval/Jeff Sterling, Found Family

Summary: When Blaine's parents say no to transferring to McKinley, part of Blaine is relieved. It means another year with his best friends and another chance to bring the Warblers to Nationals. But then he meets the new transfer student Sebastian, and everything he thought he knew about himself, his relationship, and his friends starts to change. As he and Sebastian develop a strong friendship that toes the line between platonic and something more, he grows further apart from Kurt and develops a deeper love for the school that's become his home.