#Jeezits

[exquisitedeadpanda]

And now you know how the Jeezits get made.

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

You guys are amazing, by the way. That’s all

[rodent-king-buunii]

Ren is a fuckin menace

[duothelingo]

Are jeezits Jesus Cheezits

Yes

[azgfggf-toks]

Xena is actually driving me crazy ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT EPISODE FOUR ACTUALLY STARTS WITH THEM ACQUIRING A CHILD. I-

Next episode is gonna start with them going to an inn with only in bed I swear to Jeezits

Edit: Xena just pulled up with two hot blondes and a baby and asked “Is there something wrong with our baby?” When a man came over. I aspire to be her.

[autogynecologist]

at the chappell, straight up praising him.... and by him... well, heh, let's' jus say... the lord jeezits...

[lesb0]

expansion of transubstantiation leads to a total dissolution of eucharistic forms: a grain of wheat. A sacrificed blessed lamb kabaab. A cheezit (jeezit) cracker. A grape flavored jolly rancher. A grape jelly uncrustables. A renaissance oil painting of christs body, to be blessed and eaten at mass

[uni-personal-blog]

Mohw 😾(why is that stuck up little shitten failed clone lookin kitten psychopathic attempt at cloning the perfect lifeform so big, and why does he have so many of those eggs?)

Mraowh 😾 (and what is that racket jeezits cheezits can a cat take a nap between turf wars in PEACE?)

Woa, real Judd!! /(・∀・*)\

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I THINK... I AM RECEIVING... SOMETHING. FAR AWAY...

I MUST BE QUIET... AND LISTEN...

[woodpengu]

Fiance: "Could you call communion wafers Jeezits? ... Because Jesus. Jeezits. Jesus cheezits."

Me: facepalm "no"

[flower-zombie-rob]

Lord jeezits didnt die for the brits. He died to eat their knees.

Jesus isnt real

[blandginger]

I personally like to call them Jeezits”

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

[heylinfanclub]

Oh they got gluten free Body of Christ

[duothelingo]

I went to catholic school and I really miss eating the jeezits.

[rexitheskwerel]

not me going outside for the first time today and saying "jeezits it's bright outside", like Jesus is a cheezit

[theshinysnivy1]

The entire appeal of jeezits is in the texture and the almost nonexistent flavor. You gotta let them melt on your tongue. Nutella would ruin that.

Leave the jeezits as-is and eat the nutella from the jar by the spoonful.

Eucharist crackers with Nutella actually sounds so good please tell me it tastes as good as I imagine I kinda wanna try it

Well it tastes good because Nutella tastes good but the styrofoam quality of Eucharist crackers adds nothing. Texture is okay. 5/10.

[castrateurfate]

jeezits was born todahy