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exquisitedeadpanda · 11 hours ago
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exquisitedeadpanda · 11 hours ago
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“Wake up, babe. A new gender neutral bathroom just dropped.”
Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
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exquisitedeadpanda · 12 hours ago
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To be honest, Australia has always seemed like the best English-speaking country for me (an American) to live.
Maybe it's because I'm from the Southwest United States, where everything also wants to kill you. So the flora and fauna don't deter me. But by all other metrics, y'all just seem like Americans who actually have their shit together.
While we're installing our very own fascist government in just a week, y'all already have:
Mandatory and preferencial voting
Universal health care
Minimum living wage
Abolished capital punishment
Strict gun control laws
So if anyone is willing to sponsor a visa...
It’s so funny to me when Americans say they wouldn’t go to Australia because it’s too dangerous as we have snakes and spiders.
You had 604 mass shootings last year. Killing 754 people and injuring 2,443.
We only have 2 snake fatalities a year and no one has died from a spider bite since 1979.
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 day ago
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MFW when I realize I have a very specific "type."
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 day ago
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Evening Public Ledger, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, January 11, 1919
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 day ago
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After marathoning a bunch of Brennan's pc appearances, I want to know everyone's faves.
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 day ago
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For some reason, this is playing in the background in both scenes at some point.
imagine top surgery in the fallout universe
your options are like
a guy named sawbones jones living in a tent outside a radiation spill, claims he has performed the surgery once and that in general most of his patients survive
a robot named SURGBOT1778-C that hasn’t been turned on in 167 years at a medical research facility that had seventeen different scandals for inhumane treatment of staff and clients
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 day ago
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The implications, if you consider the original source material:
1. Gale and Astarion were an established couple.
2. Gale broke up with Astarion, breaking Astarion’s heart.
3. Astarion became a magistrate purely for the chance to win Gale back.
4. Astarion and Gale don’t get back together.
5. Astarion marries Luke Wilson.
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Astarion is legally (pale) blond
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 days ago
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... I play Baldurs Gate for the plot.
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 days ago
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"I tried them all. None of them answered."
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 days ago
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“(…) I’m more than that… More than a thing to be used.”
Astarion lives in my heard rent free, the depth of his character is absolutely incredible.
Study based on Patroclus, 1780 by Jacques-Louis David.
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 days ago
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Okay, but I love the implications of this scene.
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Astarion is legally (pale) blond
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 month ago
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WORLD'S MOST BISEXUAL MAN
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 month ago
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Truly, you are doing the Lord’s work.
All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.
All the editing? Me.
Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 month ago
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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 months ago
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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now
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exquisitedeadpanda · 2 months ago
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Indiana Jones saying he doesn’t believe in magic or “supernatural hocus-pocus” in Raiders of the Lost Ark despite having met a literal vampire when he was eighteen in Young Indiana Jones Chronicles has the same energy as Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth being quoted on two separated occasions as not believing in magic despite knowing a woman who can provably summon the dead
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