#misspeak

[dragonsrepic1]

Slay the day with the Gayllotine

based on a misspeak of mine

[rexitheskwerel]

not me going outside for the first time today and saying "jeezits it's bright outside", like Jesus is a cheezit

[sollucets]

only friends episode 3 bts x neomark talking about boston

[coraniaid]

The wiki claims that Buffy's "Aunt Arleen / Aunt Darlene" (spelling and pronunciation varies from episode to episode) is Joyce's sister, but is there actually any compelling in-universe reason to think that? Joyce herself never uses the word "sister" in either Choices or Pangs (in fact she's not even in Pangs): when she mentions her to Buffy she just calls her "your aunt", and that's also how Buffy refers to her in Pangs. Isn't it possible that Arleen is Hank's sister, not Joyce's?

True, Pangs tells us that Joyce is spending Thanksgiving with her, which implies they're at least moderately close. But Hank and Joyce's divorce doesn't seem to have so very acrimonious that she couldn't have remained on friendly terms with his other family members. And she'd have been somebody Joyce knew for almost twenty years. Maybe they started talking again, after not speaking so much for a couple of years after the divorce, when Joyce called her in Choices to talk about Buffy's Northwestern offer? Maybe that's why she got invited out to Illinois for Thanksgiving a few months later? (From Buffy's description of it in Pangs, it doesn't seem to have been a regular invitation.)

Obviously the writers don't care about this question at all -- they can't even keep Darlene's name constant, and she's only mentioned in two episodes! -- but I think maybe that would explain why we don't see Arlene at Joyce's funeral in Season 5? I mean you can argue that she was there but just in the background, but if your literal sister died (and you hadn't had some sort of bitter falling out) would you really leave all the funeral arrangements to her college-aged daughter and not even offer to help?

I am similarly convinced that Joyce's parents have to be dead before the show begins; the fact they're not at the funeral or seen in any background photographs or ever mentioned in passing seems too strange otherwise. (In Season 7's Get It Done Dawn does describe something as smelling unpleasantly like "Grandma's closet", but ... well, that could be Hank's mom too? And if not there's plenty of other stuff in Get It Done I'd be happy to ignore as canon anyway.)

[scentedluminarysoul]

Yes yes, Biden misspoke and used the wrong name for Zelensky

You remember what Trump did to him, though, right?

You DO remember that, RIGHT?

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

desert duo? i only know duert deso

[toyintrance]

having an owner who likes to be called Sir is kind of tripping it up linguistically as a southerner. bc before it had a dom, saying "yes, sir" was just a normal part of its everyday vocabulary while being polite/professional. And now there's a lot more Weight behind those two words and it feels strange when the phrase slips out in a vanilla context...

[fella-lovin-fella]

HELP I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY THE PHRASE "dated women and people" HUH??? they were trying to say that the person had dated women and nonbinary people but like... women... are people??

[sneeb-canons]

mind Has to correct Every Single Spelling Mistake and finds it extremely annoying. obviously heart chooses to make purposeful spelling mistakes. this escalates until he’s just completely incomprehensible

Headcanon #273

[the0ther-side0f-dawn]

ok i need to tell you all of something that happened at tit brisbane

basically in the diorama sketch they talk about how they met which was Dan asking Phil for editing tips

but at the brisbane show Dan (speaking) said it was Phil asking Dan for editing tips.

just another example of them confusing themselves for each other i guess

[hssprimefan]

Payton is truely the best thing that’s ever happened to Nebula.

Obviously she’s so welcoming and excited they instantly like her, but the admiration only grows as time goes on.

She doesn’t get in her own way. She’s so willing to try new things, from animal care, to coding, starting a band!

And she doesn’t always think before she speaks. But thats not a bad thing.

Because she’s so sweet, so smart, so observant. The words come out honest and kind. And being to one to say what others tiptoe around gets people moving towards resolving them. It is kind to be honest.

[what-a-messek]

Matt forgetting how to say aurora will always be my favorite flub of all time

[armed-saphire]

also watching a million billion until dawn playthroughs has me notice how many little details are in the things people do like when chris is climbing up to the window he momentarily loses his balance and josh puts his hands up to catch him just in case- surprised chris doesnt push up his glasses throughout the game more tho

[barnbridges]

valentine's day should be about henry winter rescuing his girlfriend from her abuser actually, the only adulterated display of kindness and love he's shown to anyone.

[mildmayfoxe]

the fun thing about playing make-believe with your friends is that sometimes instead of playing your regular dnd session you instead end up playing a convoluted speed dating game in-universe where you all get so excited about the npcs you’ve made specifically for this purpose and the dates you’re going on in the game in the game that you make plans to play two times in the same week instead of the regular once or twice a month you usually manage