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RU-JA-GUN-CON!!!!
I think it's time for something simple, like a Smith & Wesson Mk.22 aka "Hush Puppy"
A 9mm pistol modified to fire dust rounds. Ya know, it might not look like it, but this gun was used by the best soldier known to man and-
*sounds of a radio calling*
The man in military fatigues turns around to pick up the call, revealing an emblem of a Dog's head on a diamond-shaped background.
???: Excuse me for a bit. *picks up the radio* This is Delta 7. What's the emergency? ...Boss! ...Roger, heading to the recovery point. *turning to Jaune and Ruby* you can test the gun if You want, someone will come over to supervise You, have a good day!
While saying that, the man vaulted out of a window started attaching a satchel to his belt, form which arised a ballon, large enough to pick him up, and rapidly drag him upwards, leaving no trace of his presence.
Jaune: Huh... Wonder what that emblem means.
Ruby: It's the Diamond Dogs symbol. They're a PMC.
Jaune: A what?
Ruby: A private military company. Kinda like a group of mercenaries that made their own government. Basically, if you have enough money to pay them, they'll do anything you want.
Jaune: Really? Sounds dangerous.
Ruby: It is, but... Something seems weird.
Jaune: Weird how?
Ruby: Well, it's just... I thought the Diamond Dogs disbanded a long time ago.
Jaune: Maybe it's somebody picking up where they left off?
Ruby: Maybe... But can you really do that? Take on someone else's beliefs and ideals and continue their work without their guidance?
Jaune: You know, when you put it like that, I think it's possible, so long as your heart is in the right place.
Ruby: Pfft! That's so cheesy!
Jaune: Excuse me for trying to look on the bright side.
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Guess what game I started playing again
Dr. Oobleck: Who can tell me the 4 states of matter?
Weiss: *Raises her hand*
Dr. Oobleck: Yes, Miss Schnee.
Weiss: The four states of matter are plasma, liquid, gas, and solid.
Dr. Oobleck: Correct!
Jaune: *Eyes wide open* What was that last one?
Weiss: Solid?
Sins of The Father begins to play.
🎶Wo-ho, wo-ho-oh-oh-oh~🎶
Weiss: *Covering her ears* Where the hell did that come from?! Jaune, did you have anything to do with!… *Looks at him* this?
Jaune: *Wearing the Diamond Dogs' sneaker suit, his hair tied back, an eyepatch over his right eye, and smoking a Phantom cigar looking into the distance*
Weiss: *Blushing* (Oh no, he's hot!)
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#weiss schnee#weiss#rwby weiss#rwby weiss schnee#Dr. Oobleck#rwby Dr. Oobleck#rwby shitpost#rwby
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Trenches
RWBY: *Digging a trench*
Yang: Why *Pants* do we have to do this?
Weiss: We're huntresses, not ditch diggers!
Blake: It'll be over faster if you stop complaining.
Ruby: This is worse than the time dad banned me from eating candy for a week.
Goodwitch: All of the pain you feel while doing this is nothing compared to the headaches you all give me on a weekly basis.
RWBY: ...
Ruby: I wonder how JNPR is doing?
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Jaune: BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!
Nora: SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!
Jaune: RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE!
Nora: SING SING SING WITH ME!
Jaune: DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP!
Nora: WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH!
Jaune: DIAMONDS, RUBYS, GOLD, AND ORE!
Nora: HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE!
Ren: ...
Pyrrha: Born under- Umm. In the dark- Shoot. Made of i- Dangit. Could you two slow down a little bit?
Port: You lot sing far better than CRDL did. Couldn't even get past the first verse of Men of Harlech.
JN: I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#rwby shitpost#source: yogscast
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What are those
Winter " weiss mom wants me to marry jaune
All the girls who do want to marry him hug winter " welcome sister
Weiss 😱
The Dragons Dowery
Weiss: Ughhh… Gods that was a nightmare…
Yang: Yeah, that was… That was a mess…
Ruby: Going to have some words with, Blake. She… she…
Yang: Has no chill?
Ruby: Yeah, that… How did this all happen? I was too busy trying not to get attacked by crazed faunas that I forgot.
Weiss: Jaune said he eats dust, I wanted to test that out, and then he started belching up fire. Apparently, the quality of, Dust made by the, Schnee Dust Company is considered… cheap to his literal taste.
Yang: Cheap? What do you mean by cheap?
Weiss: I… I don’t know. When he started hacking, and belching out fire, and when he had a chance to speak all he said was that my father was a, ‘cheap bastard.’
Ruby: So, he thinks the dust is of poor quality? What does that mean?
: Mr. Arc considers the, Dust made by the, SDC to be of poor quality. As is it unrefined in his opinion. Therefore it… tastes rancid…
Ruby: Huw? Who are you?
Weiss: Winter; You’re here?!
Winter: Hello, Weiss it’s nice to see you again.
Yang: Is this your aunt, Weiss?
Weiss: Aunt? No this is my older sister, Winter Schnee. Why did you think she was my aunt?
Yang: She’s taller, older, has breasts…
Weiss: Hey!
Yang: She’s the complete opposite to you, so I thought you were family, just not siblings.
Winter: That is a fair assessment.
Weiss: Winter?!
Ruby: Hello! I’m Ruby, Ruby Rose leader of, Team RWBY!
Winter: Ruby of, Team RWBY?
Ruby: Yeah… even I get confused at times too…
Yang: Well, I’m Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins cool hot older sister, nice to meet you!
Winter: Pleasure. There should be four members, where is the fourth member of your team?
Weiss: Our fourth member is, Blake Belladonna, and she is… somewhere…? I don’t know where she is, last time I saw her she was trying to linch me because she thought I tried to kill, Jaune.
Winter: And… why did she try to do that?
Weiss: Blake is a faunas, and she’s part of the more… fanatic devotees towards my friend, Jaune Arc.
Winter: I suppose it has to deal with him being this supposed, ‘Dragon King?’
Weiss: That’s more, or less it.
Ruby: So, what brings you here, Winter?
Winter: Mother, and I came at the request of your summons.
Yang: Summons?
Ruby: Are you talking about the time, Weiss yelled at your dad to get her diamonds checked?
Winter: Yes, Weiss wanted, Mr. Arc to authenticate the authenticity of our family’s family jewels.
Yang: Was that a correct sentence?
Ruby: The auto correct says so.
Weiss: And, how did the grading go?
Winter: Well… two thirds of them are fake…
Weiss: Eh…?
Winter: A fact that, Mr. Arc proved by eating the fakes…
Ruby: He ate them?
Winter: Even mother’s engagement ring was a fake, to which he proved by eating it.
Yang: Ouch.
Winter: But, based upon what, Mr. Arc said, the person father bought these diamonds from was an infamous swindler specializing in fake diamonds.
Weiss: Oh… Well, I guess that’s okay…
Winter: And, Mom offered the, Schnee Diamond as a dowery for, Jaune.
Weiss: Eh…?
Ruby: The what?
Yang: The Schnee Diamond? The hell is that?
Weiss: It’s our family’s heirloom; My grandfather, Nicolas Schnee found it decades ago during a mining expedition when he was founding the SDC. He named it after our family to be a moniker of our family’s legacy. Ha… you know it’s actually funny…
Ruby: What’s funny?
Weiss: All the diamonds my father acquired were fakes, and yet our grandfather’s diamond has more valuable than anything father could ever hope to acquire.
Winter: Fufufu~! That is quite funny.
Weiss: But, wait… Mom offered it as a dowery… F-For whose hand…?
Winter: …
Winter: M-My hand…
Weiss: W-W-What?!
Yang: Seriously?
Ruby: Congratulations!
Weiss: Ruby?!
Ruby: What?
Weiss: No, I… Okay, no… W-What did you say about all of this? No! What did, Jaune say about all of this, because based upon what he said, I will kill him!
Winter: Well… he was inspecting the, Schnee Diamond when, Mother made this offer. And, well… he seemed highly conflicted.
Yang: Was it because of, Jaune’s obsession of precious stones?
Winter: I would believe so. He seemed genuinely interested in accepting mother’s offer, but he eventually put the diamond back into its case, and shook his head. Jaune then told my mother that while he was genuinely tempted to accept her offer, it would remain my decision to accept this marriage proposal. And, that he wouldn’t accept anything until he learned more about me. Considering at most he knew about was that I was, Weiss’s older sister, and that I was more… full bodied than her. Whatever that meant.
Yang: I think he was talking about how, Weiss is flat, and you have booba.
Weiss: I am not flat!
Winter: Oh… that makes sense…
Ruby: So… you want to marry, Jaune?
Winter: …
Winter: Because of my position in the, Atlas Military I never thought about marriage. But, now that it has been presented before me as it has… Well… I am uncertain of how to react to all of this.
Yang: Probably should get to know, Jaune before you think of marriage then.
Winter: That would be an appropriate option to take. Should I ask him on an outing to get to know him then?
Yang: A date?
Winter: Yes, a date. Do you think he’d prefer dining at the, Chatou Chriteline?
Ruby: They serve food there right?
Winter: It’s a restaurant, the most famous high class one in all of, Vale. Have you not heard of it?
Yang: Lady, do we look like high class, hoty toty kind of gals?
Winter: Well…?!
Weiss: Don’t answer that.
Winter: Very well then…
Ruby: You could ask, Jaune’s girlfriends for help.
Winter: G-Girlfriends…? He already has a girlfriend?
Weiss: He has two actually…
Yang: And, if I play my cards right he’ll have three~!
Winter: You want to become a part of his… His…!!
Yang: Harem? Hell yeah I do~!
Winter: But, why?
Yang: I’m in love with the blond goofball. What more needs to be said?
Winter: You’re in love with him…?
Yang: Yeah. I can give you a list of reasons why, but all that matters really is that I love him.
Winter: Is that really all that matters…?
Yang: …
Yang: What are you asking?
Winter: I’m asking if you love him.
Yang: No, you’re not asking me that.
Ruby: What is she asking you, Yang?
: You should ask, ‘Have you ever been in love before?’
: She’s an, Atlasian. I doubt they understand the concept of love.
Winter: What? Who are you?
: Hello~! I’m Pyrrha Nikos, and I am, Jaune’s, First Chosen.
: Hi there pretty lady~! My name is, Coco Adel, his, Second Chosen.
Weiss: What are you two doing here?
Pyrrha: Yang texted me about the dowry. And, we decided to see who actually managed to get, Jaune’s attention.
Coco: And, I must say, Jaune has impeccable taste~!
Winter: Actually my mother put me up for this whole arranged marriage by offering him a dowery he couldn’t deny, well, barely could deny. This whole thing wasn’t my idea.
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s been dealing with that a lot lately.
Winter: I’m willing to believe that. But, I must ask, what did the two of you mean by, ‘Chosen?’
Pyrrha: Oh it’s just a name we were given by the faunas because we were the… the… the first that…
Coco: The first girls that, Jaune fucked~!
Pyrrha: Yeah, that…
Winter: Y-You’ve slept with him?
Pyrrha: Yes we have.
Coco: Several times.
Pyrrha: We’ve slept with each other actually.
Coco: The future threesome we will have will be legendary~!
Pyrrha: Hopefully we won’t be walking out with a limp next time.
Coco: You kidding? The limp is the best part!
Yang: How good of a limp is it?
Coco: Why spoil the surprise~?
Weiss: Stop it. I don’t want to hear this. You can have your perverted sex lives all you want. I just don’t want to hear you explain it to me. Also, you broke, Ruby.
Yang: What?
Ruby: Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Thud!)
Yang: RUBY?!
Pyrrha: Oops…
Coco: Ha! Blushing virgin.
Pyrrha: So… are you interested in dating, Jaune, Winter?
Winter: Well… to be honest, as you guessed I never dated before… or, be interested in anyone romantically. So, I don’t know…
Pyrrha: That’s fair, I’ve never been in love until I met, Jaune. And, after we first met I fell head over heels for him on the spot.
Winter: You’ve never been in love until after you met him?
Pyrrha: Nope. I’ve had plenty of famous people, and the like come on to me, but they never sparked anything in me. They were all just trying to use me to their advantage in one form, or the other. But, then I met someone who knew nothing about me, relied on me for who I am, and not who appeared to be. I’m more happy now than I have ever been since I met him, and becoming his girlfriend has made me more happy than I could ever imagine.
Winter: But, are you okay with… sharing him?
Pyrrha: I was hesitant at first, but the benefits of being part of a harem are quite… enticing~!
Winter: They are?
Coco: Ignore her, unless you want to hear something juicy~?
Winter: I would rather not.
Weiss: Me as well.
Yang: Well I would!
Coco: Later, hot stuff. So, tell me; are you interested in dating, Jaune, or would you prefer to brush this all aside, and forget this all happened?
Winter: …
Winter: I am willing to… investigate the possibility of a relationship if that is possible…
Weiss: You can’t be serious, Winter?
Winter: Have… have you ever seen a person, and thought, ‘what if?’
Weiss: I have…
Winter: Did you ever try to find out what, ‘what if’ could become?
Weiss: I have, and honestly I regretted trying to.
Winter: Then would you have regretted trying to, or never trying, Weiss?
Weiss: …
Weiss: Haa… I would have regretted never trying… Go… Go, and see if things could work between you two.
Winter: Thank you, Weiss.
Coco: Then come with us beautiful, and let us tell you all about our little dragon~!
Pyrrha: Little? Coco, honey, what part about, Jaune is little?
Coco: Good point.
Winter: I would prefer to learn more about his personality, habits, interests, and the like, before… before learning about those things.
Coco: Probably for the best if we do so.
Pyrrha: We wouldn’t want to scare her away now doubt we?
Coco: You coming along, Yang? Certainly you’ll want to hear this~!
Yang: Hell yeah I do!
Winter: I’ll see you later, Weiss. Shall we have dinner together later?
Weiss: I would love to, Winter. Have fun you… (Pa-Ping~!) Oh, Jaune just sent me a text.
Weiss: …
Weiss: W-What the hell…?
Pyrrha: What’s wrong, Weiss?
Weiss: ‘Weiss! Save me! Your mom is trying to seduce me, and it’s working! Save me before I do something I will (Slightly?) regret! Help!’
Coco: W-What…?
Pyrrha: Your mother is trying to seduce, Jaune… Why?
Yang: And, it’s working…?
Winter: How would I know?
Ruby: …
Ruby: Uhh… aren’t you going to go save, Jaune?
Weiss: Huw?
Winter: Beg pardon?
Ruby: Jaune just called for your help, are you two going to go save him, or are you going to let your mother sleep with your friend, and your, potential, husband?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
Weiss: Well… It’s, Jaune.
Winter: He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Weiss: And, the message he sent shows he doesn’t want to do it.
Winter: But, Mother is trying to seduce him, and succeeding… somehow.
Weiss: Mom sleeping with my friend just sounds wrong.
Winter: Not as bad as the thought of Mother sleeping with Father…
Weiss: I feel like throwing up just thinking about it…
Winter: Is that why she trying to seduce him, to have… to have a good time?
Weiss: Possibly, Pyrrha, and Coco gloat constantly on how good he is in bed. Maybe, Mom wanted to see that for herself.
Ruby: Uhh… Are you two trying to justify, Jaune sleeping with your mother?
Weiss: Uhh…
Yang: Sounds like you’re gonna let him bang your mom.
Winter: Well…
Ruby: Do you want, Jaune to sleep with your mom…?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
WW: Well…
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Jaune: Ruby wants to stay in and Weiss wants to go out. They are looking at me to decide and I just can't. It's impossible!
Neptune: Yes because being you is so hard. 'I have two fantastic and charming girlfriends who love me. My wallet is too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!'
#neptune vasilias#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#lancaster#whiteknight#whiterose#white rose#white knight#war of the roses
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☾ the epic masterlist ☽
୧(•̀ᗝ•́)૭ stray kids
★ strawberry sunday (bang chan) ★ all i do is think of you (bang chan) (part 2 of strawberry sunday) ★ ride (bang chan) ★ get it right (bang chan) ★ let the groove get in (changbin) ★ the finer things (hyunjin & felix) ★ i wanna be yours (bang chan) ★ plumber chan (bang chan) ★ hard times (bang chan) (part 2 of i wanna be yours) ★ mixtape: the black diamonds series (han) ★ paint me naked series (changbin) (discontinued) ★ service top i.n. ★ true colors (bang chan) ★ felix angst and comfort ★ chan x idol reader nsfw ★ 2:40 pm (felix) ★ thinking about us (lee know) ★ kinktober 2023: hate sex (seungmin) ★ anyone but you (bang chan)
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★ lavender lust (chanyeol) ★ live every moment (suho) ★ cream soda (suho) ★ kinktober 2023: sweat (sehun) ★ batshit crazy (d.o.) ★ violent night (chen) ★ xiumin drabble
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ʘ‿ʘ wonho
★ paint the town red ★ baby be mine ★ kinktober 2023: micro/macro
(◐ω◑ ) riize
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(⌐■_■) 8turn
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Ask
Original Gigolo
Pyrrha finds out that Jaune is a gigolo. Is she willing to cough up the big bucks for that diamond club and have him for herself for as long as she wants and pays for it?
Pyrrha: "Yes! YES!!" *throws stacks of Lien at Jaune*
Jaune: *gulps, as he picks up the money* "G-Gods, Pyr..."
Pyrrha: *throws another stack* "Pin me down! Ruin my pussy!! KNOCK ME UP!!!"
Jaune: *eyes widened* "Holy crap!!"
#answer#answers#answered#answer post#rwby#rwby au#rwby shitpost#rwby smut#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#gigolo au
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The Hunstman Your Man Could Smell Like!
Ruby(playing Uno with Oscar and Ren): Plus two Oscar.
Oscar(sighing as he draws two cards): This isn’t as fun as I thought it would be…
Nora(barging into the room): GUYS!!! JAUNE-JAUNE’S IN A COMMERCIAL!!!
Blake(lowering her book as Nora moves to turn on the TV): Really? What for?
Nora(shushing the Faunus as Yang and Wiess join them in looking at the TV screen): Hush! It’s on!
The screen opens up to show Jaune standing in a bathroom wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.
Weiss(eyes widening at the sight of Jaune’s bare-chest): Oh my…
Ruby(a smirk adorning her face): Oh~, I’m liking this already…
Jaune(speaking in a suave manner with his left arm behind his back): Hello~ Ladies~…
Jaune(as WBY’s eyes widen at his tone of voice): Look at your man, now back to me.
Jaune(as Nora comedically looks between Ren and the screen): Now back at your man. Now back to me.
Jaune(shaking his head a bit): Sadly, he isn’t me…
Jaune(smirking as he holds his left hand up to reveal a bottle of Old Dust bodywash): But if he stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to Old Dust, he could smell like he’s me.
Ren(deadpan look on his face): My bodywash isn’t “lady scented”…
Nora(shushing her boyfriend): Yes it is…
Jaune(as his friends follow his command): Look down, back up, where are you?
Jaune(as the backdrop lifts up to reveal a yacht, a wrapped shirt drops onto his shoulders and the towel is removed to reveal fancy dress pants): You’re on a boat, with the Huntsman your man could smell like!
Jaune(walking off the side and lowering his hand): What’s in your hand? Back at me.
Jaune(lifting his hand to reveal an oyster): I have it! It’s an oyster.
Jaune(as the oyster opens up to reveal two tickets): With two tickets to that thing you love!
Yang(chuckling to herself): Oh he’s good!
Jaune(as the oyster is replaced with diamonds overflowing from his hand): Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!!
Oscar(confused): What kind of commercial is this?
Jaune(as a bottle of Old Dust Bodywash slowly rises out of the diamonds in his hand): Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Dust and not a lady…
Jaune(as the camera pans down to reveal him riding a Beowulf): I’m on a Grimm!
Smell like a man, man.
Old Dust
Nora(smirking at Ren): We’re getting you some Old Dust!
Ruby(licking her lips with hearts in her eyes at the sight of her boyfriend on screen): Gods I love that sexy man…
#rwby#rwby shitpost#old spice#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby lancaster#nora valkyrie#lie ren#weiss shnee#blake belladonna#oscar pine
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ok wait yeah i need to talk about the short. let me compile all my thoughts and theories hold on
-the candy club is absolutely a lure for kids. cult needs kids, kids like candy. theres a few things in the town that lure kids in. vans and stores that give out candy, clowns, etc. based on the fact that the candy dealer is associated with the cartel (who trade actual sugar i guess) kevin was probably just hired to be an easy pawn and a scapegoat. thats what pelo meant when he drew kevin being puppeteered by cd (gonna ignore the fact that cd has a poster that says his candy is better than the candy clubs. thats for later) but i dont think hed hire just Anyone since cd also works for the cult, and this leads to my next observation
-kevins mom is seen with a diamond on her shirt, and her hair sticking out to the sides in points just like skiddads hairstyle. kevin clearly doesnt know about any cult, at least not yet. do his parents know? are they forced into it? do they understand who theyre associated with? plus we all know a photo with a heart drawn under it is a bad sign for the fates of the people in the pic. coughs Hope and her mother coughs
-roy is doomed. he is dooooomed he is so fucking doomed. it hurts to say it but his friends have a right to give up on him and leave him. roy has been nonstop bullying and teasing skid and pump because of his own insecurities and theres been no change from him whatsoever. i sympathize with him, i know what its like to be too stubborn to change because its such a vulnerable, powerless feeling, but if my prediction is right, roys just gonna drive them away and become vulnerable to the tree entity instead. theyll all be. if hes lucky, he and his friends will live to meet again so he can make it up to them and skid & pump after a lot of self reflection and a good amount of humbling from the adults around him. or trees around him
-lila is So broken and i feel so bad for her. no nice clothes, unbrushed hair, worlds most miserable expression. you just know skid had to force her out of bed to make breakfast for them. i have a lot of thoughts about lilas grief, its really telling that years later shes struggling so hard to raise skid, whos Exactly like his father. skid himself probably struggled to cope, i think hes the one who scribbled out skiddads face in the photos. lila trims skids hair a lot, he knows she doesnt like any reminders of him but he believes the mask is enough and doesnt think of any reason why she trims it other than she just says its getting too long for the mask. also jaune is doing kind of a shit job caring for lila? dont take her out to drink wtf. i swear shes part of the cult
-skid and pumps hair is revealed which means i get to post this observation i made. notice how susie not only has the pointed sides, but her widows peak resembles the lower half of a diamond
-skiddad is back ugh. also that last image with kevin is horrifying. it reminds me of this. i still wonder what the dots mean. maybe theyre locations? or people? theres 22 dots if that helps
-what does this mean. why is it right above pump. why does the skull have a diamond on it. whos that other guy
-only a bad bitch like carmen is able to make rick That visibly mad. making him carrying that heavy bag to the car. deserved
-his stupid ass
-here he is again actually paralleling gregor
speaking of gregor, the cult member that stabs kevin Has to be him. its gotta be. also if ignacio wasnt in one of the robes i will give this short a 0/10 <- lying
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La Mode illustrée, no. 17, 28 avril 1867, Paris. Toilettes de Foulard et de soie de la Compagnie des Indes, 129 Boul.d. Sébastopol. Collection of the Rijksmuseum, Netherlands
Jupon en taffetas violet clair, garni de biais en satin violet, disposés en lignes droites et en losanges. Robe courte en poil de chèvre, relevée sur le jupon par des bandes recouvertes de biais de satin, terminées par des losanges; paletot pareil à la robe, garni de la même façon. Chapeau en crêpe violet clair, garni de pendeloques en perles blanches et de petites plumes violettes, disposées en bordure.
Robe en poult-de-soie nuance tendre. Le bord de la jupe est garni avec un volant plissé, découpé de chaque côté; un galon de perles blanches à pendeloques sépare ce volant, de façon à former une tête; sur chaque couture se trouve un léger galon de perles blanches; depuis le col jusqu'aux pieds de gros boutons ferment la robe; sur le corsage de la robe, coupée en forme de fourreau, un galon frangé en perles blanches dessine une berthe carrée; la partie supérieure du corsage (jusqu'à la berthe) et les manches sont brodées d'un semé de perles blanches. Chapeau de paille jaune, garnie de plumes bleues et de rubans bleus.
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Light purple taffeta petticoat, trimmed with purple satin bias, arranged in straight lines and diamonds. Short goat hair dress, raised on the petticoat by bands covered with satin bias, ending in diamonds; overcoat similar to the dress, trimmed in the same way. Light purple crepe hat, garnished with white pearl pendants and small purple feathers, arranged at the edge.
Soft shade poult-de-silk dress. The edge of the skirt is trimmed with a pleated ruffle, cut out on each side; a braid of white pearls with pendants separates this ruffle, so as to form a head; on each seam there is a light braid of white pearls; from the collar to the feet large buttons close the dress; on the bodice of the dress, cut in the shape of a sheath, a fringed braid of white pearls outlines a square bertha; the upper part of the bodice (up to the bertha) and the sleeves are embroidered with a scattering of white pearls. Yellow straw hat, trimmed with blue feathers and blue ribbons.
#La Mode illustrée#19th century#1860s#1867#on this day#April 28#periodical#fashion#fashion plate#color#description#rijksmuseum#dress#coat#Modèles de chez#Compagnie des Indes
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All Visible Pokémon in the Legends Z-A Trailer (New Kalos Pokédex)
So I'm sure I may miss something but with the Legends Z-A trailer they showed off a series of Pokémon, many of them distinct being the only colored models in the New Lumiose. I went thought to find all the Pokémon available in the New Kalos Pokédex! (Speculation at end).
The first mons we see are series mascot Pikachu running through a group of Litleo and Pyroar (male and female).
Next we pass by our outdoor café with Flabébé, Klefki, and a Matron Trim Furfrou. Based on the coloration, we can assume all the Flabébé are holding red flowers.
Next we come to the waterway, presumably the one between Vert and Jaune Plaza. It's where we see the most Pokémon starting with Fletchling on the top left railing, Dragonair and Staryu in the water, and a Hawlucha with the trainer catching Dragonair.
Pulling out further we can see a Gogoat and Arbok on the bridge, and Hippopotas and Absol with people on the lower right walkway. In the waterway we see more Staryu along with Magikarp and Gayarados. An Emolga flies in before we switch scenes, (Its impossible to get a screen grab with both Absol and Emolga in frame).
We move on to the battle between Sylveon and Aegislash, several Pokémon are seen in the background. From left to right they are Female Meowstic, Diamond Trim Furfrou, and Krookodile with several Sandile.
As the camera switches to Sylveon attacking we can see Bellsprout, Heracross, and Pinsir to its right.
As the camera switches to fallow the Talonflame, we see it fly towards an Eevee, Onix, and Pangoro.
Continuing the flight, we see an Ariados scaling one of the buildings on the left and a Dandy Trim Furfrou on the right. There is also a Pokémon walking next to a trainer, while it is hard to make out I assume that this is an Espurr.
The final scene with Pokémon fly's us over what I assume is the new Jaune Plaza. On the far left there is a Heart Trim Furfrou. In the center plaza Tyranitar and Male Pyroar appear near a trainer while Krookodile and a Sandile are playing in the center fountain. Finally a Noivern and two Noibat fly in from the right.
Assuming that no evolution lines change, there are currently 56 Pokémon in this new Pokédex all which appeared in the Original Kalos Pokédex, 5 of which have Mega Evolutions (Absol, Heracross, Pinsir, Tyranitar, and Steelix). Interestingly the trailer showed off no Ice type Pokémon. Regardless I'm super excited to see this new urban based Pokémon game!
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i thing a notice while being a jojo and a rwby fan is if our littel noddle good boy jaune arc get stand would be crazy diamond!
what do you think about the idea ?
Honestly, that does seem very fitting when you consider power-wise alone.
Which is kind of funny when you consider his and Josuke's personalites don't align perfectly.
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I have a license for that! p2
Jaune is putting his weapons away in his locker. He closes it and then-
Coco: Hello handsome~💕
Jaune: Aah!!
He immediately screams as he sees Coco leaning on the locker next to him.
Jaune: My God, Coco, you scared me!
Coco: *Chuckles* Sorry about that. So, done with your training today?
Jaune: Yeah, and my body is already super tired.
Coco: Oh really? If you want, can I help you with a massage?
Jaune: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to do that, but thank you.
Coco: Don't worry, I insist.
Jaune: Is ok, I'm fine.
Coco suddenly corners Jaune, slamming her hands against the lockers with him in the middle.
Coco: I said, I insist~
Jaune: O-Ok
Coco: Good, come with me.
She guides him around the corner and they immediately find themselves in front of the entrance to a massage room.
Jaune: Was this here before?
Coco: Of course, you never noticed it?
Jaune: Of all the times I have been here, this is the first time.
Coco: *giggles* Well, you've always been a little clueless.
Jaune: But… don't you think that decoration is a little…
The room is painted red. A carpet of the same color was located in the center under a somewhat larger than normal massage table. Around there were furniture of different shapes with lit candles giving a sweet aroma. The atmosphere feels somewhat romantic.
Jaune: ..unique?
Coco: You think about it too much. Now take off your shirt.
Jaune: On second thought… let's do this another day, okay?
Coco: Come on, don't say that. Take off your shirt.
Jaune: I'm good, thanks
Coco: Come on, let me help you. *She grabs the bottom of his shirt*
Jaune: *He takes her arms* Seriously, I'm fine.
Coco: Don't be like that, you'll like it.
Jaune: No
Coco: Just this time.
Jaune: Nop
Coco: Come on
They go back and forth arguing like children, which suddenly got a little physical.
Coco: *Pulling up his shirt* Just do it!
Jaune: *Pushing her arms down* No! Bad Coco! Bad!
Coco: Stop being a…!
She immediately tried to use all her strength to pull up his shirt. But Jaune is smarter and he let her this time. Due to an unexpected lack of resistance on Jaune's part, Coco's arms shot into the sky, freeing the shirt from her hands. Without wasting a moment, Jaune takes both of her arms with one hand, and puts her against the nearest wall, trapping her in place.
Coco: *Blushing and surprise* My Oum!
Jaune: *Serious and close to her face* Are you done?
Surprised by the unexpected situation, she is speechless.
Coco: *Red* Um… well…
At that moment a card falls from her corset.
Jaune: huh? What's that?
Coco is still fluster, she doesn't realize what's happening. Jaune takes the card and….
Jaune: What the fuck?!
Coco: W-Wha?! What Happen?! *She look at the card*
Coco: *Gasp!* That's mine!
She attempts to take her card back but Jaune won't let her.
Jaune: Hey, not so fast. Why do you have this? And what is a diamond member?
Coco: Because I want you
She says as she stares into his eyes.
Jaune: *Blushing* Eh?!
Coco, now back to her usual self, begins her "attack"
Coco: *She approaches him slowly with a seductive smile* And the diamond member thing... well, that is… WHAT IS THAT?!! *She yells as she points behind him*
Jaune: *Looks back* Huh?!
Coco takes the opportunity to recover her card and runs away from him.
Coco: See you later, handsome!
Jaune: Hey, come back!
Jaune tried to chase after her, but his body was still tired from his training.
Jaune: Damn it. I need to find some answers.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#coco#rwby coco#coco adel#rwby coco adel#rwby jaune x coco#jaune x coco#rwby#rwby shitpost#I have a license for that! AU
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Rules are so boring, I’d rather do what I want!
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: bisexual
Nicknames: pink (shiro) em (jaune) emmy (petunia) porpoise (floyd) madame joyeux (rook)
Twisted from: pink diamond
UM: Maidens Tears
By crying, she can heal any phsyical wound on a person.
The only person in the dorm who dares to bring color in, and shiro’s worst nightmare. She’ll play the part of your guide for now.
💌: @h2llish @lowcallyfruity @xen-blank
#sapph’s marble statues#twisted wonderland#twst oc#disney twst#twisted oc#twst#twst wonderland#twst fanart#twst art#🎉: emmy#WOOO IM FINALLY DONE WITH WLL THE DORM MEMBERSSS KETS GOOOO
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What are Those?! AU: jaune mybe the only dragon faunus in the arc family but just because they don't have the features of a dragon does not mean those humans in the arc family do not have the heart and soul [[ and temper and Sadistic streek ]]of one,
Jacques Schnee finds this out the hard way when he tries to get jaune thrown in jail under false charges so he can take over jaunes business, Jacques Schnee is made an example to the rest of remnant on WHY YA DON'T PISS OFF THE ARC FAMILY
To Shreds You Say?
The tired slowly awoke from its slumber as it heard the soft repetition of several chimes that was its alarm clock. Or, in this case, it was, Jaune Arc’s tone.
The soon to be crowned dragon king rose from his bed, and grabbed his scroll, and register two things: That it was 3:27 in the morning. And, that his father was the one calling him at such an ungodly hour.
Jaune: Yeah…?
The weariness was palpable upon, Jaune’s voice as he yawned. He could see the handsome visage of his father, Acheius Arc staring back at him.
Acheius: ‘Yeah?’ That’s all your pops gets after not seeing him for so long. Not even a ‘hello dad?’
Jaune: Hellos are reserved for those who do not disturb the dead such as you have…
His father gave a short laugh at his comment. He knew his father was just teasing him, but nobody liked being woken up in the middle of the night.
It often meant something unexpected, and unwelcome had happened.
Acheius: See you finally ditched the onesie. About time you grew out of wearing that.
Jaune looked down to see he was bare chested. While he had stopped wearing, the reasons he hadn’t were nothing to do with his father’s words. Mostly.
Jaune: I would still be wearing it dad, but I ‘literally’ grew out of it. That, and I think one of my girlfriends stole it…
He tapped the ever present, and ever growing horns on his head.
Acheius: Ahh yes, your mother mentioned how you were growing more noticeable faunas traits. I must say horns were not on my bingo…?! Wait, did you say ‘girlfriends?’ As in, more than one?
Jaune: Dad while I understand you want to know what’s going on with my life, we both know you didn’t call me this early in the morning to catch up. What is it?
Jaune rubbed his face trying to wipe away the tiredness from his eyes. He father gave him a look before explaining his reasons for waking him up.
Acheius: It’s about that one of your diamond mines.
Jaune: Which mine?
That woke up, Jaune rather quickly. He turned his eyes to fully address his father as he was about to take in every word he was about to say.
Acheuis: The one at north east tip of, Vacuo: Raiders…
Jaune: Raiders Coast. There’s a diamond, and Dust mine located there, as well as a small town whose population mostly works there. What happened; Cave in, Grimm attack, raiders?
While, Jaune was highly protective of his diamond mines, to the point of fanatical, he cared more about the people working in his mines, than the diamonds themselves. A collapsed mine could be mine once again, and reclaimed. Peoples lives however, could not be so easily reclaimed. At most they could give the bodies of the dead a proper burial.
Acheius: A raid happened. Of sorts that is.
Jaune: Of sorts?
Acheius: A group of bandits attacked the mine. Trying to steal the, Dust, not the diamonds. They never touched your diamond vaults.
Jaune: They only went after the, Dust? Odd… They usually go after my diamonds; they’re easier to steal, and fence. Why only the, Dust though.
Acheius: Because they weren’t your typical, ‘raiders.’
Jaune: Explain.
Acheius: They were too organized, and disciplined to be your usual raiders. Not to mention all of them basically carried the same type of equipment: From weapons, to uniforms, to gear. Practically all identical.
Jaune: Identical…? Hmmm…
Jaune racked his mind as he pondered this information. A well organized, armed, and disciplined militia. That was an interesting tidbit of information.
There were dozens of gangs of bandits; large, and small in number strewn all about the desserts of, Vaccuo. But, only a few matched such a description. There was the, Bloody Skulls, they tended to be rather uniform in their appearance. There was the Dune Raiders, they had a lot of standardized equipment under their belts. The Scorpions were another, who followed this same rule, but their members tended to be branded with scorpion tattoos, and if it was one of them his father would have mentioned it. The Crowns had a habit of attacking his, Dust mines. But, just like the rest, he, and his family had hunted them down to extinction.
But, who ever attacked him only attacked the, Dust mine, not the diamond mine. Which left him with only one culprit left. The one person who would do anything do steal one of his, Dust mines.
Jaune: Jacques…
Acheius: Jacques? As in, Jacques Schnee? You think he is behind this?
Jaune: The bastard has been trying to get a foothold into, Vaccuo’s Dust mines for years, not to mention I am his biggest rival. Him taking one of my, Dust mines by force, and gaining a foothold in, Vaccuo is a two birds one stone scenario for him.
Acheius: Hmm… That makes sense. Luna’s been tracking the money that’s been deposited into their coffers, and she said it came from some company called, ‘Hybrid Enterprises.’ They’re registered as a, Atlasian company. Ring any bells?
Jaune: No, I’ve never heard of that company before.
: That’s because its a dummy corporation.
Jaune: A dummy corporation?
Acheius: I-Is someone with you, Jaune?
Jaune: Uhh…?
Jaune felt an arm wrap around his body as a head rested upon his shoulder. He could feel her bare chest against his back as his face was flush red. Not so much because he had a beautiful woman resting against him, more so because he had beautiful woman resting her body against him, and she was naked, and he was in the middle of a video call with his freaking father!
But, other than that things were okay.
Acheius: And… who are you…?
: My name is, Willow, Willow Schnee. You must be, Jaune’s father. Mr…?
Acheius: Acheius Arc…
Jaune: H-How do you know they’re a dummy corporation, Willow?
Jaune decided to take control of the conversation before it went somewhere he did not want it to go.
Willow: Because my… husband founded it. He uses them for all his shady back room deals: Bribery, stealing, blackmail, threats… various deplorable things such as that.
Acheius: It doesn’t surprise me that, that bastard would have such associates under his payroll. So he must have used this dummy corporation to hire these mercenaries.
Willow: They may not be mercenaries per-say. Tell me, did they have any badges on their uniforms, any iconography?
Acheius: No, their uniforms were clean of such items. But, there was a tattoo of a white raven on one severed arms of one of them, does that ring any bells, Mrs. Schnee?
Willow: Hmmm… White ravens…? Ah! Winter’s Cawl. They’re a private military force that’s under the, quote control of, Hybrid Enterprises. Really its under, Jacques’s control as his personal hitman army.
Jaune: He has an army?!
Willow: No, more than a couple hundred strong militia. But, they are well equipped for a group their size.
Jaune: Damn… I need to speed up the timetable for making my own military force then… Wait, severed? Did you cut off that guys arm dad?
Acheius: Ah no, that wasn’t me.
Jaune: Then who did it?
Acheius: Thiriana did it. A gunshot went off, and accidentally clipped her hair, singeing a bit of it, and… you know how protective of their hair they are.
Jaune: Ahhh… That explains that.
A small shiver of fear ran through his body as, Jaune remembered the hell the female members of his family raised when something happened to their hair.
Twas a horrifying sight to see.
Willow: I assume you left some of these ‘bandits’ alive to be interrogated?
Acheius: I tried to do so… but…
Jaune: What did my sisters do?
Acheius: More so what the bandits attempted to do. Several of them were using some of the miners children as hostages, and well, Thiriana, and Janette went feral.
Jaune: Ahh…
Acheius: Yeah…
Jaune: Were they quick?
Acheius: They weren’t quiet…
Jaune: Bloody hell…
Willow: Are all, Arc woman so violent?
JA: Yes.
Willow: Oh my…
Acheius: Unfortunately, we know who did it, but we don’t have any proof to convict, Jacques of ordering this attack on one of your mines.
Jaune: Dammit…
A low growl escaped his lips as he mulled over this information. They had information to convict, Jacques Schnee to various crimes, but they were all speculative however, easily dismissible in a court of law. One more the bastard would get away with things.
Or, so he thought.
A ringing sound soon went off on his father’s scroll, he quirked an eyebrow at the caller before he answered it.
Acheius: It’s your sister.
Jaune: Which one?
Acheius: Luna. I’ll put her on a combined call.
As he said that, Jaune was met with the sight of his sister, Luna who was looking positively radiant as she gave a pearly smile to the camera.
So long as one ignored all the blood on her face.
Luna: Hi Dad! And, hi, Ja…?! Oh… is… is that Mrs. Schnee. Willow Schnee of SDC draped over your shoulder…
Luna: Naked…?
Willow: I seduced a handsome young man that really, really knows how to show a woman a good time~! There’s nothing else to it.
Luna: S-She seduced you…?!
Jaune: No comment.
Luna: But, how did…?!
Jaune: No. Comment.
Luna: I shoved, Jacques into a cell, and you shoved it into his wife… The fuck is going on…?
Acheius: Wait, what did you say, Luna?
Luna: I uhh… I threw, Jacques into a cell.
JA: …
Willow: And, why is he in a jail cell?
Luna: Tried to bribe me for control of one of, Jaune’s, Dust mines. It was a poor bribe so I told him to shove it up his ass. He didn’t take too kind to that, so he told his ‘associates’ to convince me to ‘accept’ his deal. And, well… Long story short; the main office at the, Kantor Mines needs to be remodelled. And, Jacques Schnee is… currently being pelted with tomatoes as he is suspended ten feet in the air in a cage.
Willow: I see… So, how much do I have to pay for his release?
Luna: Ohh direct hit to the groin…
Jaune: Luna.
Luna: Huw? Oh yeah! Let’s see… Damage to the main office at. Kantor Mine. Shouldn’t be much to pay off. About three thousand Lien.
Acheius: You’re forgetting about all the havoc he caused at, Raiders Coast.
Luna: What happened at, Raiders Coast?
Acheius: You didn’t hear? I thought one of your sisters would have told you. It was attacked by a mercenary gang run by the, SDC.
Luna: Ahh, send me a list of the damages, and I’ll make a list of damage fees to send to, Jacques for him to pay.
Acheius: Alright, I’ll go…?
Willow: A moment if you will.
Acheius: What is it, Mrs. Schnee.
Willow: Why don’t you have, Jacques pay off the damages he has committed with some good old… manual labour~?
Jaune: You want him to work off his debt?
Willow: Indeed. The crimes he committed shouldn’t be simply payed off with money, they should be payed off with hard, back breaking labour.
Luna: But, his bill will be in the thousands, possibly the tens of thousands?!
Willow: So he will be working at this debt for years to come? Oh, what a shame.
Acheius: …
Luna: …
Acheius: Okay.
Luna: Seems reasonable.
Acheius: We still have to let, Atlas know that we have him in our custody.
Willow: And, tell them the SDC is doing everything in its power to get his… eventual release. Somewhere between six months to a year.
Luna: Okay, I can do that. Anything else I should tell him?
Willow: No, now if you’ll excuse me, I just got a rather invigorating second wind~!
Jaune: Second wind? What are you… Ahh?!
And, with in his question, Jaune yelped in alarm as he felt a beautiful lady’s hand descend lower to grab something particularly long, and hard in her hand.
Jaune: I-Igottagonowguys.Bye!
And, with that the call was cut on, Jaune’s wnd leaving the father daughter duo to look at each other with bewildered expressions across their faces.
Luna: Uhh… what just happened?
Acheius: I don’t… oh… Oh that’s what happened…
Luna: What happened?
Acheius: Quite simple. Learning that her husband is now in jail, giving, Willow time to take back her company has left her in a euphoric state of mind.
Luna: Oh, good for her. Getting rid of that bastard will do wonders for the world!
Acheius: Luna. She got off to the fact her husband is in jail, and wants to sleep with your brother again…
Luna: Dad, I fucking know that, I just didn’t want to think about my brother sleeping with a woman!
Acheius: Oh…
Acheius: Yeah, I don’t want to think about, Jaune sleeping with a woman your mothers age either.
Luna: The fuck did you have to say THAT?!!
Acheius: Whoops…
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Yang: What are all the gemstones you can think of?
Weiss: Rubies, emeralds, topaz, diamonds, aquamarines, Jaune’s eyes.
Yang: What was that last one?
Weiss: Diamonds.
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