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Jason: I have a bone to pick with you
Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?
Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case
Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick
Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.
Duke: I? just have a question?
#is it paranoia if your kids are really out to get you#studies say having 90% of your children be overly violent at some point of their lives means you should get therapy#bruce is not feeling very whelmed#batman#batfam#jason todd#bruce wayne#Duke Thomas#signal#red hood#incorrect batfamily quotes
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Dick: How many times do I have to tell you guys this, pick up any trash you find and don't leave it lying on the ground, it's not that hard.
Damian: There is no need to speak of Todd in such a way. He is right here.
Jason:
Dick: Damian no-
Tim: Geez, Dick, you could've just asked me to leave and I would've
Dick: TIM NO-
#dick grayson#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#batfamily#the robins#get these bitches therapy
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Bat dad meet Ghost dad
Several years earlier....
"JAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!" Danny flew excited through the Ghost Zone with a little kid in his arms rushing past some of his former rogues as he made a B-Line for his sister that happened to be in the Zone too, currently in a deep conversation with Frostbite about something Danny hadn't cared to pay attention to long enough. But right now he had exciting news he really wanted to share with his sister. Even now as adults Danny tented to live out his childishness whenever he could especially when he and his family went into the Ghost Zone.
The Halfa came to a screeching halt as he grined brightly at his sister who looked back at him with a raised eyebrow, slightly amused at her younger brothers giddiness. "What is it Danny?"
"I got a son now!" Danny declared happily holding up a young ghost teen by the armpits into his sisters face.
The 'son' in Danny's hands stared at Jazz blinking owlishly as if the teen boy still needed a moment to catch up with what was going on and Jazz blinked back at the ghost and then at Danny. That was not a child but a teen ghost. Going by the size the kid was probably around 14 or 15 and he looked very much traumatised and Jazz could not tell if that was because of Danny or because of how the teen possible died.
"Danny what did you-" Her brother did not let her finish her question as he started rambling excitedly.
"He is a baby ghost Jazz! Look how young he is! I found him floating around aimlessly, his hunt hasn't even fully formed yet and when i picked him up there was that instant connection! You know the same-"
"Danny."
"I have with Clockwork and Pandora! I instantly knew he was mine! Mine to protect! Mine to guide! When I saw him I swear I just knew, I ghost adopted him the moment I made contact! He is family Jazz-"
"Danny."
"I just know he belongs with us! Look at him and tell me he doesn't have Fenton charms! I am sure Dan and Dani will love him too! He is such a cute little ghost! There is so much I can teach him! I will be the best dad ever to this wonderful little baby ghost! And-"
"Daniel William James Fenton!"
Danny bite his tongue instantly silenced when Jazz pulled out the full name call. Both him and the teen in his arms stared at her a bit shell shocked and in that moment Jazz couldn't help but hide a small amused smile at how similar Danny and the teen in his arms looked when they stared at her.
"Did you explain any of this to him?" She indicated to the teen, who's name she by the way still didn't know. Danny at least had the curtesy to look a little ashamed as Jazz pointed that out and let go of the teen so they could float on their own. She sighed with a fond smile before looking at the teen that looked a bit unsure between her and Danny now.
"What's your name?" She asked them with a friendly and encouraging smile.
"Jason...."
Current time...
Jason was in a little bit of a predicament. Originally he really thought he never would end up in this kind of situation espacially since he didn't think he would patch up things with Bruce any time soon. But we'll here he was...
Life liked proofing him wrong.
Like with he fact that Jason could use a ghost wail in dire situation. And that something like that would naturally call his ghost dad onto the scene since he collapsed after it.
And like with how he woke up in the bat caves med bay with both Danny and Bruce standing over him and glaring at each other. Or at least he thought they were glaring at each other that looked like a pretty annoyed stare in his eyes from Danny and Bruce's jaw was really tense from what was visible and not covered by his cowl.
So all Jason could do was endure at the moment. Aaaaand refuse to make eye contact with any of his present siblings. Mainly Dick because he wasn't sure how to interpret the others' smiles. For a moment Jason wondered if he could hide out in his ghost-dad's castle in the Ghost Zone for a while until whatever storm was brewing with Bruce was over.
There was also a moment in which Jason wondered if there could have been anything done to avoid this... confrontation(?). Before feeling the need to face palm because his Aunt that sort of has been giving him free therapy told him repeatedly that communication was key. He never regretted not listening to her more than he was right now.
To be fair. Communication with Bruce espacially hadn't been his strong suit for a while now before and after his death.
"So you are his Bat-Dad?" Jason did not like the way Danny, his ghost dad was using the word 'dad' right now. Oh good was he trying to challenge Bruce?
"And you are his Ghost-Dad?" Bruce grunted, oh now Jason was sure Bruce was giving Danny a glare, and Danny was getting that protective look in his eyes Jason was all to familiar with from his time as a dead baby ghost.
He groaned loudly sinking lower onto the medbed. Why did these things always have to happen to him? At least he was lucky that his Ghost Aunt and Uncle didn't show up too.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#crossover#jason todd#bruce wayne#ghost king danny#Baby Ghost Jason#Danny ghost adopts Jason#Ghost Dad vs Bat Dad#Not really#but Jason thinks that is what is happening#random ideas#no beta we die like men#prompt idea#Dani and Dan are the chaotic Aunt and Uncle#Jazz is the good Aunt#and offers free therapy to Jason#they love their nephew#So will Bruce and Danny get along?#or is a 'custody' fight brewing?#or maybe.... Spirit Halloween?
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bruce wayne they could never make me hate you. they could also never make me like you either. good god you are fucked up
#bruce wayne when I find you im going to beat you#and also wrap you tightly in the fluffiest blankets#fuck you freak (please get help people care about you)#this also counts for his family…you all need some distance from each other and therapy#so so much therapy#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#kate kane#helena bertinelli#im not even gonna tag the rest of his huge fucking family bro#there’s just too many
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okay but i saw this and had a out of body experience
- Danny starts to carve figures made of ghost ice blue quartz like rock that for some reason is cold, under the guise of an artistically inclined meta,
- maybe he’s strapped for cash, maybe its just a passion project
- Anyway he starts selling figures, and one day he’s looking in the comments/reviews of his store/etsy/sumshit one especially some random citizen trying to guess what the material is
- The customer bought a wonder woman figure. It’s Just Ice he thinks to himself,
-Wait, Holy shit.
- And so his greatest collection/line of figures was made “The Just Ice League”
- (Christened so after putting a message on his website about the materials for concerned customers)
- Sam blames the fact he was floaty from bloodloss at the time
- danny thinks he’s a comedic genius
- Then money starts rolling in,
-Like REALLY rolling in
- It was all commissions for wonder women statues. hundreds of them. All shapes and poses, different styles, keychain minis
- At first danny is concerned, was this some kind of pervert? As a fellow hero (less active now after some treaties with local ghosts-thank god) he had been subject to some uncomfortable attention himself, and in no way wanted to contribute to making someone else go through such an experience.
- But the customer never asks for revealing or risque figures, only triumphant poses and battle scenes.
- Did he mention the cash was also REALLY good.
-he likes to make sure emergency funds for both himself, Jazz, dani, sam, tucker, mr. Lancer and others were always at the ready and its nice to have some pocket money to treat his friends and buy sweet, sweet, astronomy textbooks
We flip to the other side of our story, Dick heard about it from wally who heard about it from his uncle barry’s bi-monthly tea (re: spar in any area were there were snacks, he never really understood the flashes dynamics with their rogues) with captain cold about a talented meta ice carver
dick looks into it and discovers the Just Ice League set figures, and naturally, as a connoisseur of elite puns himself he thinks its the best ever
He buys a wonder woman figure for Jason. Other than noting that the craftsmanship really was good he thought nothing of it.
Two weeks later jason’s busting down the door to his apartment (literally mind you, goddamit Jason) and demanding to know where Dick bought the figure. Dick gives him the link to the website.
Soon every corner of everywhere has a miniature.
Batmobile? Wonder Woman.
Bathrooms at the manner? Diana Prince in your face
Inside of private apartement and in strung from light posts around gotham? The Princess of Themyscira.
Everyone assumes it to be an elaborate prank from Jason, and after seeing the horror on Bruce’s face from a realistic bust of the Daughter of Zeus herself in the medicine cabinet (allergy season in gotham is hell, goddamit ivy) well no hesitates on joining in.
No one really notices anything special about the sculptures, until 6 months later when they cant remember the last time Jason had an episode
When they try to look into the Website the BatComputer gets a virus so bad that any time the letter “A” was used 30 orders for bagels were placed
Eventually danny comes to Gotham for an artisan fair that coincides nicely with a new exhibit at the Gotham Planetarium.
So, his sculptures are famous in Gotham apparently? (few buildings in low income areas have proper AC units and Gotham summers are a bitch so most homes have taken to setting up small shrines of the figures that radiate cool air), Now that he thought of it he had been getting more requests for Local Gotham vigilantes, including less widely known bats like Signal
and then red hood shows up and OH. Now he knows why the Wonder Woman fanatic needed so many sculptures. The corrupted ectoplasm in this poor shmuck’s system seemed to have almost flushed out fully.
(Thank god it wasn’t a pervert)
Just to be safe he decides to give this guy some snow from the Far Frozen as a cleanser. But a handful of snow would be weird. Danny looks in his fridge, huh he’s got some cherry cough syrup...
He gives the guys a snow cone with his purchase (wonder woman of course), the guy stares at it for a second
FUCK! SHIT! who the fuck randomly gives out snow cones?!?! that was so much sketchier than loose snow
The guy downs it with only a moment of hesitation. WTF Wasn’t this Gotham? Capital of dont trust strangers?
Maybe this guy was a pervert after all?
As the guy finishes the cone he tips his head back towards the sun, impercievably tense shoulders dropping, a smile comes over his face and he takes in a deep, unhindered breath for what feels like the first time in forever, the blinding rage and rot, his brain finally free from the pit’s insidious roiling, and fear he realizes now
As the stranger has apparently has a come to jesus moment Danny makes the executive decision to Get The Fuck Out Of Dodge
The hustle and bustle of the market had packed itself up and moved away as soon as redhood came into view (The people rather liked Redhood now, but a reputation for blood was hard to lose, and if anyone would be able to pragmatically coexist unstable individuals it was the people of Gotham. They loved their Trash Raccon Anti-hero but they knew better than to try and pet the feral beasts that ruled gotham alleyways and trashcans.) so as soon as Danny realized what a goddam disgrace he was to any form of being capable of civilized interaction he packed up his tent, shoved all of his stuff into his chest cavity, and resolved to spend the rest of the trip invisible
When he gets home he makes another trade with technus to up the security on his website
Jason just stands there for a while. He decides to go to therapy. It helps alot. His family was so fucked up. He loved them though. (Yah see that Batman and Co? He was fucking in touch with himself, he had the fucking balls to let himself be vulnerable. Y’all’s emotional constipated asses could never)
He absolutely T-Poses and lords his good mental health and, *shivers* healthy coping methods over the rest of the bats and mocks them relentlessly
Alfred is so proud he cries and joins in any time
Submitted Prompts #1
Danny meets the justice league. Uses his powers to make small statues of them, holds the statues up
"Behold," he says. "the Just Ice League."
#dc x dp#jason todd#Jason gets therapy#He is the snobbiest literal bitch about actually being ok#the rest of the fam fucking hates it
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.
Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.
Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.
Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.
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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.
He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.
Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.
They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.
"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.
Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.
The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.
"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.
"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."
"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"
"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."
"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"
"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."
"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.
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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.
Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.
And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.
Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.
But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.
The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#long post#danny can make ghosts appear like they do in amity but only for a short while and when in proximity to him#its not apparent in amity because the ghosts are just like that there#Danny just having a good time#Danny having zero brain cells about this whole thing and neither he nor jazz will offer explanations#they're just like 'gotham has ghosts. its not like he put them there'#Bruce getting into therapy because his dead parents said they were proud of him and he didnt know how to handle that#bruce having to turn this energy around somehow and seeing jason - my boy i love you so much and im so sorry and im so proud of you#heres the thing i dont know how i made it anger management ship at the end but i sure as fuck did.#jason is at a lack of words at bruce's confessions of pride and love but is also about to be a BAT about this and track down info#info in the form of a cute girl#oh yeah she has a brother#uh well#he has brothers too- this is fine#someone write this fic pls n thx u
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Prompt 315
We all know the idea of Danny getting adopted by one of the batfam. But hear me out: Danny gets adopted by Vampire Dick Grayson.
Danny honestly, did not mean to dimension hop, nor did he mean to get this injured in the first place, where his vision is spinning and there’s greenRedGreenGreenGREEN spilling from his body like he’s melting from the inside. He didn’t mean to get caught, he just didn’t want Dan to happen again, not again and the GIW had seen him flying and-
And now he’s here, wherever here is, smoke in his lungs making it even harder to breathe than it was before. And there’s a shadow approaching, a flicker of crimson in his blurry vision, and there’s claws tilting his head and then something burns-
Dick? Call it nostalgia perhaps, seeing this small child, so much like his little wing and baby bird once were, white streak and corpse-pale skin and all. He just wished for his dear brothers to join him, that’s all he wanted, and perhaps Damian won’t be so bitey if he got a friend…
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Vampire Dick Grayson#Danny is 14 but tiny (corpses never age)#Dick definitely needs therapy but his brain also no longer works on human logic either so#Dick (holding two baby vampires trying to rip him apart): Aren’t they adorable :)#Honestly if Danny is an alternate version of one of the bats it’s going to make Dick get ideas#If his family is dead in HIS world then he can just… take them from other ones#Look at how tiny this alternate version of Jason is!#Oh look another one- clone Cass? His lil sister now#Dick has problems & is not dealing with any of them#Dick vampire-king grayson: I can rebuild my family and we can be happy I know it#*wheeze* y'know how we talk about how danny is a baby ghost#does this mean Dick counts as a baby vampire
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Alley Drunk!Danny pt.5
If Danny hadn’t thought about quitting and going to rehab before, he’s definitely going to do it now.
It had been one of those days. Danny had sluggishly managed to usher Jason to school- pulling himself together for their walk to the building, because he wasn’t stupid and this was still Gotham- before going home and relapsing. He knew, going into the first bottle, that he was going to regret it. But he still hadn’t felt the buzz, so he went out to get more.
“Just one. I can stop after, if I want to.”
Spoiler: he could not, actually, stop if he wanted to. Because he didn’t want to, which was the whole problem.
So, one bottle became two, two became three, three became six, and by the time the sun slipped below the horizon, Danny had a pile of bottles scattered around the couch and an intense look of self hatred set upon his brow. He was buzzed, but his stupid ghost biology refused to absorb anymore alcohol.
“Stop brooding, Danny. It’ll hurt your brain.” Jazz said, a hint of worry around her joking insult. “You’re forgetting something important.”
“Wha-?” He mumbled out back at the haze of her-hah- ghost.
The door clicked open. Danny whipped his head to wards the door, snarl on his face and ready to lunge at the intruder, when he came face to face with a scuffed up Jason.
They froze simultaneously, but before Danny could do anything, Jason’s hands tightened on the door knob. The kid’s eyes darted to the floor, where the bottles laid, and back up at Danny’s face. What he found there must not have been good, because he took a step back.
It was fear.
Danny felt his heart drop and his throat go dry. The self hatred doubled in size and weight, but he smacked it down in favor of scrambling for the words- anything- to fix the damage his stupidity and addiction caused.
“Jason.” He said, voice raspy. Had he been screaming again? Good start, good- nope. Never mind, Jason is using the door to shield himself now. Danny glanced outside and-
“Oh. I- I didn’t realize it had gotten so late.” He turned back to Jason, who eyed him warily. “I- I forgot to pick you, didn’t I.”
“…I can walk back by myself.” The hesitant but full of bravado reply made Danny’s ghostly obsession to protect rear its head.
“Still. I’m… I’m sorry, Jason.”
Jason evaluated him, noticeably eyeing his open hands and purposefully lax posture, before stepping inside. He doesn’t close the door behind him- clearly leaving it as an option just in case he needed to bolt. Danny stood up slowly. Jason watched him, and his hands. His smaller hands- Ancients, Danny was scaring a kid- curled up into fists.
“What… how did you get hurt?”
“Got mugged.”
“Are you okay? No- wait,” Danny flooded his liver and blood stream with ectoplasm, and his head instantly cleared. Ah, the agony of being coherent.
Danny subtly shook his head to clear his thoughts. Focus.
“Of course you’re not.” Danny stepped away from the incriminating bottles, slowing to a stop once more as Jason shifted backwards like he was either going to spring at Danny or bolt out the door. “Why don’t we get you patched up? And you can tell me about your day. That I missed, when I forgot to pick you up and that I’m really really sorry for.”
Danny held his breath as Jason considered it. “Are ya drunk?” Jason asked, tilting his shoulder to slide his Wonder Woman backpack down, hand clutching at the opposite strap. A good bludgeoning weapon, even if Danny would rather be electro shocked to death again before he ever hurt Jason.
“No.”
Jason raised an eyebrow, scoffing as he looked down again. Danny recognized the motion, a bolt of heavy nostalgia slamming into his chest as he remembered another red-head doing the same thing when he tried to bullshit his way out of something.
“I was buzzed but… I’m a meta. Alcohol doesn’t exactly affect me. I had to drink a lot to even get buzzed, and it’s gone now.”
“Y’er a meta?” Jason straightened, not completely losing the vigilance, but less tense.
“Yes. I’m completely sober right now, I promise.”
Jason stared at him, inhaled, and relaxed. “You better be.”
“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
“Whatever.”
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Danny placed the bandages over Jason’s cuts.
“I am so, so sorry I didn’t pick you up.”
Jason shoved at his shoulder, grumbling “I c’n do it myself.”
“I know. You don’t have to, though.”
The kid looked away for a moment before softly admitting, “I was… worried. Cuz, I thought somethin’ happened.”
Danny swallowed the lump in his throat. Jason slipped more into his alley accent the more upset he got these days, having learned some of the local accents at his new school and regularly swapping those out instead of sticking with his alley accent.
“Thank you. For worrying about me. I’m okay.”
“No, you’re not.”
Point. From the mouth of babes came the painful truth, right?
“No. I’m not. But I will be. I’ll go to rehab, Jason. I don’t want to forget picking you up again.”
“Whatever.” Danny hid a smile as Jason ducked his head, looking endearingly like a grumpy duckling. Like, Jazz, when their parents made those blueberry ectoplasm pancakes she liked but thought they’d forgotten that she liked.
“And thank you, Jason, for coming back alive. I- I should have been there, but I’m so glad that you’re okay.”
“I want waffles and ice cream for dinner.”
“Yeah, we can do that.”
“Wow, you musta felt real bad if you’re letting me eat that for dinner.”
Danny grinned down at the head of black hair (with their red roots once more poking out) and ruffled Jason’s head. “I let you eat like five chili dogs in one go. This should not be surprising. But I’ll let you skip the veggies today too.”
“… No, I want the veggies too.”
Danny let out a bark of bright laughter.
Yeah, there’s no way he’s ever risking Jason looking at him like that again. The kid looked like he thought Danny would come swinging at him, despite their previous meetings where he had, perhaps and with plausible deniability, swung for Jason, but never against him.
That night, after he tucked Jason into bed, Danny signed up for rehab. As a matter of fact, Jazz’s words coming into mind, Danny also signed up for therapy. For him and Jason. Yeah.
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Off camera, they talked about why Jason react to bottles and hands the way he does, and why he’s so scared whenever Danny slips back into his addiction. I’m just rlly too tired to write it.
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Danny, who thought his addiction wasn’t that serious and that he could stop anytime because he stopped for Jason: I’m cured!
Also Danny: drinks as soon as Jason goes to school
Danny was one hundred percent using Jason as a crutch and when he felt like Jason was safe, he slipped back to his habits. The only reason Danny’s not dead- well, deader than he normally would be- is because ghost biology makes it so that alcohol is cycled through quicker. Like the Flash, but less fast? Anyways, he had enough to make him lose track of time and forget important things (Jason) and that’s what addiction can do to you, amongst other things.
Jason might seem calm but that’s actually a combo of his go to trauma response (fight) and his experience of 1) being on the streets and 2) living with a previous drunkard coming into play. Also, you might be like what kind of kid wants to eat veggies? And to that I answer: KIDS THAT NEVER HAD ENOUGH TO EAT. I would have killed for a veggie stir fry with a lot of chicken back as a kid lol
On a lighter note, the whole time they’re having this interaction, I kind of imagined it as two chickens just kind of dancing around each other.
#Danny Phantom#dcxdp#dpxdc#Jason Todd#alley drunk! danny au#Danny making one (1) good decision#danny: hmm perhaps Jazz had a point#also Danny: I don’t need therapy but Jason might#get therapy if you can y’all#tw: alcholism#tw: implied abuse#but like in Jason’s past#Jazz Fenton#Jazz Fenton ironically haunting Danny from her grave
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Jazz is an Al Ghul.
She should have know something was up when the seventh ninja cosplayer tried to kill her. But with her life it honestly wasn't even a blip on her rader.
Sure, it was odd.
But not as odd as her parents being ghost hunters.
However ninja wannabes were one thing, guy in furry suit showing up on her doorstep saying "I am your father, Luke." Was another.
Jazz could practically smell the trauma wafting off her so called new family members (half of her believes it's fake, she's been tricked before.)
And is having her siblings not die too much to ask for?
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#jazz fenton#batman#jason and jazz form the “No more dead robins” club#jazz also forms the “gets some therapy” club#Harley has already made t-shirts
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DP x DC Prompt #19
When Danny's team member asked him for a favor, Danny agreed before hearing him out. "What else are Titans for?" he had said, but really it's because none of the bats ever asked for favors. He was nosey, sue him.
However, he wasn't expecting to meet crime lord Red Hood and be asked to help with his "Pit Madness" or whatever.
Danny's sigh and hanging of his head seemingly worried the bats. He doesn't think the answer to their problems they were looking for was, "Go to therapy."
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#danny fenton#jason todd#batfam#you died and came back to life dude#you have issues#go to therapy#and get better#get some coping mechanisms#men will literally become a crime lord and try to force their dad to kill the man who killed them which is the one thing he won't do before#going to therapy#men will literally do anything before going to therapy#go to therapy jason#you had a traumatic experience#you've had a LOT of traumatic experiences#please take care of your mental health
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Maddy watched her son as he chatted with his friends at the kitchen table, homework and after school snacked were scattered across its surface as Danny told his friends all about his new crush.
And that was exactly what it was. She recognized those soft pleading puppy dog eyes, those dreamy sighs and of course the way that Sam girl was bending the cutlery in her grip as she gritted her teeth.
If she hadn't tested her multiple times she would have thought Sam was a ghost! Now there's a funny thought! A ghost! Under thier noses the entire time! She could have laughed!
Bringing this up with Jack made him have the same conclusion as her. They needed to go to Gotham to capture this Red Robin boy and make sure he wasn't an evil ghost in disguise and if he isn't then they needed to give him a good shovel talk anyway. This was the baby of thier family after all. Thier little angel was the sweetest, most innocent child on the planet and they wouldn't let anyone hurt him!
Meanwhile Danny is whispering to his friends about how he had reanimated like 800 hot dogs and set them loose in Vlads business tower when Bruce Wayne was supposed to be visiting. They had little guns, swords, battle flags and everything
Maddie later realizes the Robin of the less red variety was also her sons "type" and tries to capture him too. She also considers putting her son in therapy cause she's noticing some unhealthy trends in his choice of significant others...
Later Danny calls the police station and asks to speak to batman. When asked why he confessed he wanted to ask if they could free his parents and that thier godfather was a supervillian who was weirdly obsessed with Danny and his mom and has been abusive in the past.
The bats didn't even get a chance to make a joke before the bat adoption papers were out.
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#red robin#yum#red robin dc#tim drake#batman#robin#damian wayne#this is the fun version if you want angst replace tim with jason#plot twist: if they send danny to therapy he gets sent to a new alias of Spectra and in an effort to get out of it he blurts#*i think shes a ghost!* and they attack her. no hesitation#and when thier weapons work they complement him on him *good instincts*#poor danny#he just wanted to talk about his crush
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Tim: You don't want Dick to die
Tim: And I don't want Dick to die
Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.
Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick
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tim, at some point: if i had a coin for every time i was almost killed by a brother for being robin i’d have two coins. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
#kon: yknow i thought my family was kinda fucked up but-#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#batfam#red robin#they all need therapy#dc let them get therapy!!
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Earthquake in space-time
When Flash reset time to resolve everything that happened in Flashpoint, he didn't realize how much he was messing up the Infinite Realms. Which were trembling and thousands of portals were opening from one moment to another, portals that led to all moments in time, connected to all dimensions.
Clockwork and Danny weren't enough to hold all the glitches. The ghost king was draining all his energy just to keep the ruptures at bay in the Realms but at some point it wasn't enough.
The main cause, the DC universe was suddenly invaded by multiple portals in time. Different versions of themselves endlessly opening and closing. This became critical when the dimensions began to collide and even the ghosts dared to enter.
Bruce was freaking out watching his father (as Batman?) and his mother (The Joker ???) adopting a jokerized Tim and a ghost Jason. Constantine was wondering how to solve the dilemma when Clockwork appeared through a portal in the middle of the Watchtower meeting room.
Constantine debated whether he should stop the Ghost God from killing Flash. That didn't seem sorry at all. And when he was about to do something, a boy stood between them.
"We don't know how to solve this and it's your fault," the boy said, the dark circles in his eyes were obvious, "but if you don't solve it, we'll take the Speedforce away from you, this is a fucking disaster, no more resets bitch."
And without more to say, he passed out in the arms of his mentor. Was it the end of the Speedsters?
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#he is fucking done#he will confiscate the Speedforce#like a toy#Clockwork is also mad#dp x dc#dc x dp#Flash is not sure how to solve it#The League is panicking watching their alt versions#Constantine is flirting with himself tho#The Ghosts and alts are entering the original dimension and messing around#Martha Joker and Thomas Batman adopted Tim and Jason#Maybe they will finally get some therapy
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Bruce loves all of his Kids but god is he a horrible father. He’s a good person, but a bad parent and the only way he could get to maybe possibly being a good parent is going to a therapist. One that he actually talks about the Batman thing with too.
#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dc comics#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#like pls stop this madness#Bruce please get some therapy#pls stop emotionally fucking up all of your kids#you man child pls stop#do some introspection#and get some therapy
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