#he will confiscate the Speedforce

[nelkcats]

Earthquake in space-time

When Flash reset time to resolve everything that happened in Flashpoint, he didn't realize how much he was messing up the Infinite Realms. Which were trembling and thousands of portals were opening from one moment to another, portals that led to all moments in time, connected to all dimensions.

Clockwork and Danny weren't enough to hold all the glitches. The ghost king was draining all his energy just to keep the ruptures at bay in the Realms but at some point it wasn't enough.

The main cause, the DC universe was suddenly invaded by multiple portals in time. Different versions of themselves endlessly opening and closing. This became critical when the dimensions began to collide and even the ghosts dared to enter.

Bruce was freaking out watching his father (as Batman?) and his mother (The Joker ???) adopting a jokerized Tim and a ghost Jason. Constantine was wondering how to solve the dilemma when Clockwork appeared through a portal in the middle of the Watchtower meeting room.

Constantine debated whether he should stop the Ghost God from killing Flash. That didn't seem sorry at all. And when he was about to do something, a boy stood between them.

"We don't know how to solve this and it's your fault," the boy said, the dark circles in his eyes were obvious, "but if you don't solve it, we'll take the Speedforce away from you, this is a fucking disaster, no more resets bitch."

And without more to say, he passed out in the arms of his mentor. Was it the end of the Speedsters?

[thelampofthemoment]

Reasons Bruce Wayne is tired™:

He keeps confiscating Damians sword but the next morning a bigger one has somehow taken its place next to his bed.

Single parent whose kids keep alternating who’s turn it is to tell him ‘You’re not my real dad!’

Dick still thinks that the entrance hall chandelier is capable of carrying his weight.

Damian. Has. A. Cow. In. His. Cave.

Yesterday he definitely saw Tim attempt to make coffee using an energy drink.

Somebody left a sandwich from that truck with the awful hygenie rating on the side near the showers. He doesn’t know who’s it is but he thinks it’s growing a new type of mould.

His kids new habit of coughing and saying ‘worlds greatest detective’ under their breath every time he drops something.

Steph makes better waffles than Alfred and he has no idea how to break this news before Alfred tries to make her waffles on her birthday.

He’s having a really hard time trying to work out how Barry can afford all the food his body theoretically needs to sustain itself. Possible speedforce alterations to his body? Is Oliver paying?

Calling out Robin now gets him a near immediate response from five different people.

Went to Dicks Bludhaven apartment and found 7 different boxes of open cereal in various cupboards.

Part Two