#Jamie Chang

[words-and-coffee]

Don’t stay out of trouble. Run wild! Run wild, you hear me?

Cho Nam-Joo,  Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982 (translated by Jamie Chang)

[thefrsers]

I just have one more question.

[jopzer]

[eobard-thawne]

FAVORITE SCENES FROM BECOMING ELIZABETH: 5/∞" Lord Dudley! I'm sure my brother could increase your income if need be. There is no need for you to resort to robbery. Now, Mary, it is entirely within your power for this to be the last we ever speak of it. The louder you protest, the more you fracture an already fractured country. I suggest then you give me nothing to protest. You think I can concede to this plan? Marry a foreign heretic, be shipped away to a Protestant court? A woman's family arranges her marriage, and a subject obeys her king. If you protest, you protest the natural order of things as set out by God. You're protesting God. I will marry any man my brother sees fit, as long as I will be permitted to practice my faith. Perhaps you will. May I suggest you ask him nicely."

[mashbrainrot]

we are getting a new mash special with previously unaired content on Jan 1st everyone...

[richmondtillidie]

Who will be eliminated this week on the UK's number one show, Lust Conquers All?

Ted Lasso | 2.01 Goodbye Earl

[aquilacalvitium]

The classic companions joining the TARDIS

I skipped a couple because either they weren't present for more than a story arc or the episode was missing and I didn't get to see them join

Ian and Barabara: What the fuck is this who the fuck are you I want to go home YESTERDAY

Vicki: I think my entire family is dead, please take me with you :(

Steven Taylor: PEOPLE??? HUMAN PEOPLE????

Dodo Chaplet: Fuck it we ball

Ben and Polly: Hey you forgot your key wait where did London go

Jamie McCrimmon: Is anyone going to adopt this small Scottish puppy? (Doesn't wait for an answer)

Victoria Waterfield: ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ...

Zoe Herriot: I'm coming with you, you can't change my mind

Elizabeth Shaw: Hi I'm your replacement

Jo Grant: Your honour that is my government assigned emotional support human

Sarah-Jane Smith: No idea what's going on but I'll be damned if I let these idiots get the better of me

Harry Sullivan: I appear to be in A Situation.

Leela: They're trying to elect me as leader get me out of here

K9: Puppy.

Romana: Your honour that is my government assigned travelling companion against my will

Adric: This idiot child is going to get himself killed unless I keep an eye on him

Nyssa: I also have a vendetta against the Master

Tegan Jovanka: I just. Wanted to go. To the airport. 😨

Vislor Turlough: I'll do ANYTHING to get off this shitty planet. What? Yeah sure even kill a man. Wait no shit I mean-

Perpugilliam "Peri" Brown: This has got to be, without a doubt, the most terrifying two days of my entire life (seriously why did she decide to stay her first two serials alone put her through absolute hell)

Melanie Bush:

Ace McShane: Fuck the rules, fuck authority figures, also you're my dad now.

Bonus Movie Round

Grace Holloway: I finally meet the right guy and he's from another planet 🙄

Chang Lee: This idiot child is going to did get himself killed

[vertigoartgore]

1992's Shade the Changing Man Vol.2 #20 cover by Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girl, Gorillaz).

[lunar-years]

It's interesting that when Keeley is telling Ted about the implications of that photo of him and her leaking to The Sun, she says "Jamie is going to go mental" but it's not followed up with "he's going to think i cheated on him" or "he's going to break up with me" or "it's going to ruin our relationship" it's instead followed up by, "there's going to be photographers all over us!" And later when she's talking to Rebecca it's, "My god, Jamie would've been so pissed off with reporters poking around in our love life." There's something to be said for like, she never once expresses doubt that Jamie won't hear her out on the truth or believe what she tells him. The major focus of her concern is just keeping their business out of the press. Their relationship in season one is far from perfect but there's a lot of implicit trust between them.

[jamietwat]

Jamie and Roy spending ridiculous amounts of time together and Phoebe knowing about it definitely means that Jamie’s around Phoebe a lot more in the off-season when she’s off school and Roy’s off work but still being Jamie’s personal trainer for free (and she definitely likes bossing Jamie around just as much as Roy does and finds the ridiculous shit Roy makes him do hilarious)

And you know that thing where kids love to randomly go watch this, I can do a somersault or want to see me do a cartwheel? and then you just have to awkwardly stand there and be like wow whether they actually can do them or not (and sometimes several times in a row have to try to think of something new to say the fifth time they do the exact same thing and then look to you for a reaction)

I’m just saying at some point they’re in some park and Phoebe definitely pulls a look how good I’m getting at cart wheels, Uncle Roy! around Jamie at some point and while Roy just stands there like 🧍‍♂️ and gives compliments that gradually get more and more deadpan and debates turning it into saying how much more impressive that is than anything Jamie’s done all morning but he doesn’t because he’s 90% sure that would just lead to Jamie getting all indignant and competitive and proving he can cartwheel too as if Roy isn’t already annoyingly aware of that from when he was dying trying to keep up with Jamie in Amsterdam while he was cartwheeling and practically skipping

But obviously Roy not saying anything doesn’t matter anyway and Jamie turns it into being like watch this to Phoebe and cartwheeling too and turning to Roy after like well go on, tell me how good I am at that too

Roy deadpans somehow it’s far less impressive watching a grown man cartwheel for attention. It’s just sad, really

But Jamie isn’t offended at all and just shoots Roy an obnoxious smirk and insists you’re just saying that because you know you couldn’t do one. Even trying would probably end with you needing a hip replacement or something

But before Roy can even properly argue or say something bitchy back, Jamie’s turning back to Phoebe with a how about this then? But even though it’s her he asks, it’s Roy he looks to the moment he finishes running a few steps and doing a one-handed cartwheel

And Jamie’s like well now are you impressed??? And god, Roy resents that he is and he could make a dig about how useless of a skill it was as an adult and how that wouldn’t accomplish anything on the pitch and he’d just look like one of the kids that picks flowers on the pitch instead of playing or even paying attention to where the ball is, but instead he rolls his eyes and says yeah okay

And Jamie beams but he doesn’t have time to properly gloat and give Roy shit because Phoebe’s already bossing him around telling him that he has to teach her how to do that too

[unlicensedmortician]

i could spend hours studying the kevin-andrew-neil triad probably. there’s so much happening in there

[words-and-coffee]

The world had changed a great deal, but the little rules, contracts and customs had not, which meant the world hadn’t actually changed at all.

Cho Nam-Joo, Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982 (translated by Jamie Chang)

[claudia-kishi]

But the truth is, I see everything you do. I feel it. Makes the world quite dull, no? Looking at a man, and knowing all his secrets.

[you-see-something-strange-here]

we need Ted Lasso to come back for a season four so Jamie can copy this hairstyle from Jack Grealish

(personally, I think Jamie would rock it. also, Phoebe totally braided it for him)

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

This scene altered my brain chemistry

[tartts-world]

jamie tartt please come home