#James Rambles

[james-is-not-here]

YALL IT FINALLY HAPPENED WE GOT DON LEE AND CHANGBIN!!!! WE GOT FATHER AND SON!!!

And the caption with Don's reply!! Oh my god, I'm fine, it's just so freaking cute 😂

Chan was there too!!

[james-is-here]

I hope you brush your teeth after this cause it is tooth rotting fluff, I genuinely couldn't stop myself, I just love Chan so freaking much 🥰

The dorm was unusually quiet that afternoon. Most of the members were out running errands, leaving Chan and Mn alone with the kind of peace they rarely got to enjoy. It should have been the perfect opportunity for Chan to catch up on some work or maybe relax, but Mn had other plans.

Chan was sitting on the couch, laptop balanced on his knees, headphones on, completely immersed in fine-tuning a track. His brows furrowed in concentration as his fingers flew across the keyboard. Across the room, Mn was sprawled on the floor, chin propped on his hands, watching Chan intently.

For a while, Mn stayed quiet, but his patience wore thin after ten minutes. He rolled onto his back, groaning dramatically. “Hyuuuuung, I’m bored.”

Chan didn’t respond, too focused on his work.

“Channie-hyung,” Mn tried again, louder this time, dragging out the syllables of his name.

Still nothing.

With a huff, Mn pushed himself up and padded over to the couch. Standing beside it, he leaned in and poked Chan’s cheek. “Helloooo, earth to Bang Chan.”

Chan finally pulled one earbud out, glancing at Mn. “What’s up, agi?”

“I’m bored,” Mn said, pouting. “Pay attention to me.”

Chan smiled softly, shaking his head. “Just give me a few more minutes, Mn. I’m almost done.”

Mn crossed his arms, clearly not satisfied with that answer. “You said that twenty minutes ago!"

Chan’s grin widened at Mn’s whining, but he didn’t budge. He turned back to his laptop, ignoring the way Mn was now dramatically sighing behind him.

Undeterred, Mn circled around to the front of the couch and flopped down beside Chan. He poked at Chan’s arm, tugged at the sleeve of his hoodie, and even tried to close the laptop at one point.

“Mn,” Chan said, his tone warning but still laced with amusement.

Mn only grinned in response, grabbing one of the strings on Chan’s hoodie and twirling it around his finger. “You’re ignoring me.”

“I’m working.”

“You always say that,” Mn retorted, his voice edging into a playful whine.

That was the final straw for Chan. With an exaggerated sigh, he snapped his laptop shut and set it on the coffee table. Before Mn could react, Chan grabbed him by the waist and effortlessly pulled him onto his lap.

“Hyung!” Mn squealed, laughing as Chan adjusted him so he was straddling Chan’s thighs. “What are you doing?”

Chan didn’t answer. Instead, he cupped Mn’s face with both hands and leaned in, pressing a firm kiss to Mn’s lips. Mn’s protests died immediately, replaced by muffled laughter as Chan kissed him again and again, even moving to his nose, cheeks, eyes, anywhere he could reach.

“Still bored?” Chan asked between kisses, his tone teasing.

Mn couldn’t stop giggling, his hands coming up to cover his face. “Stop!” he said, though his laughter made it clear he didn’t mean it.

Chan grinned, gently pulling Mn’s hands away. “Nope. You wanted attention, didn’t you?”

Mn tried to glare, but his flushed cheeks and wide smile ruined the effect. “You’re so annoying,” he muttered, though the affection in his voice was unmistakable.

Chan chuckled, resting his forehead against Mn’s. “Says the one who’s been poking at me for the last half hour.”

Mn huffed but didn’t move. Instead, he pulled his sweater sleeves over his hands and cradled Chan’s face with them, his thumbs brushing against Chan’s cheekbones.

“You’re too adorable,” Chan murmured, his voice softening. “How did I get so lucky?”

Mn’s grin widened at the question. “It’s just the luck of the draw in the deck of life,” he said dramatically, his eyes sparkling with mischief.

Chan laughed, shaking his head. “Well, if that’s true, then I managed to pull the king of hearts.”

Mn’s lips twitched, and he tried to hold back his laughter as he stood up. “Wrong, hyung, that's you.” he called over his shoulder as he headed toward the kitchen.

Chan raised an eyebrow, already smiling. “Oh? And what did I get, then, if you're not the king?”

Mn turned around at the doorway, his grin turning cheeky. “You got the joker.”

Chan froze for a moment, pretending to be offended. “The joker?” he repeated, standing up slowly as his smile morphs into a smirk.

Mn’s eyes widened, and he immediately started giggling. “Hyung, wait, no—”

Chan was already moving, crossing the room in a few quick strides. Mn let out a squeal and bolted into the kitchen, his laughter echoing through the dorm as Chan chased him.

“You’re in for it now, baby boy,” Chan called, grinning as he caught Mn by the waist.

Mn burst into uncontrollable laughter as Chan hugged him from behind, spinning him around slightly before planting a flurry of kisses on his cheek and jaw. “Hyung! Stop! I’m sorry!” Mn said between giggles, though he didn’t sound sorry at all.

“Not a chance,” Chan replied, laughing along with him. He tightened his hold, burying his face in the crook of Mn’s neck and pressing one last kiss there for good measure.

The atmosphere was warm and light, filled with the sound of Mn’s laughter and Chan’s soft chuckles. For Chan, there was no better feeling in the world than moments like this—holding Mn close, hearing his laughter, and knowing he was the reason for it.

As Mn finally caught his breath, he turned in Chan’s arms, wrapping his own around Chan’s neck. “You really do love me, huh?” he teased, though his tone was softer now.

Chan smiled, pressing a gentle kiss to Mn’s forehead. “More than anything, my precious Joker.” he said honestly.

Mn’s smile softened with a gentle chuckle, and he tightened his arms, his hands moving slightly to the back of Chan's head to lightly play with his hair. “Good, My King,” he murmured. “Because I’m keeping you forever.”

Chan chuckled, holding him tighter while lightly touching his nose to Mn's before resting his forehead against the others. “I wouldn’t have it any other way, baby.”

@succubus-hansol @forever-atiny @lemon--shark @victorbutnotreally @leezanetheofficial @belladonna6-6-6 @heartbinn @yongbokkk @dontwannaexsist @tomorrowxtogather (?) @leeyasuojihan @laviedemamere (?) @theo4eve @dis-trict9

If there's a (?) then I might've put your name wrong on the sheet and can't find my original post, please lmk so I can fix it

[patheticpretending]

Me and the girl I pulled by being a little strange

[diazsdimples]

MH rant under cut

Trying so hard to stay cheerful and not worry people about recovery but holy fuck I'm in a lot of pain all the time and I'm so anxious the surgery hasn't worked. It's so physically and mentally draining and I know I've said I'm fine but I'm not, really, I'm tired and feeling low as fuck

[make-me-fatter]

🪲 pinned:

hey I'm a 22 years old dominant feedee, go by he/him pronouns and you can call me James. I'm bisexual and poly, into anyone as long as they're fat :)

i currently don't have the energy to answer dms but feel free to send me asks

🦠 kinks i enjoy:

death feedism, immobility, mutual gaining, intox, forcemasc, health issues, corruption, smoking, trans supremacy, BDSM, religious themes, pregnancy

🍋‍🟩 turn offs:

skinny/fit/muscular people, intelligence loss, PIV sex, degradation (please don't call me pig), diapers, detrans, misgendering, scat, piss, vore, giving birth

you can find my silly text posts under the tag #james rambles and my pics and videos under #the boy himself

[danisnotonplacenta]

Back to my bullshit eurovision edition - my boyfriend comments on each of the semifinal performers:

Cyprus "oh look the men took their tops off"

Serbia "someone needs to give their fog machine steroids"

Lithuania "he's about to get kill billed"

Ireland "WHERE DID THEIR CLOTHES GO?!" (he took them) "NO BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?!"

Commentator break comments:

"Do you think her badge is a QR code?" - about brunette

"She's a Swedish Moira Rose" - about blonde

UK (he's got a bedazzled wrist brace) "it's the infinity gauntlet"

Ukraine "ooh joan of arc and moses" BONUS: "it's the circle of life"

Poland "lady gaga fights two saurons"

Croatia "Someone's seen our flag means death

Iceland "there's nothing wrong with it there's just nothing good with it" BONUS: "I've got nothing, except that she's assembled the triforce so good for her"

Germany (he's just doing Rag'N'Bone man) "Shag'N'Boone man" BONUS: (thats not a hand heart you're making a circle) "it goes in the square hole"

Slovenia "she's a fucking wet bandit"

Finland *as the pants descend from above* "CAST HIM IN DENIM"

*during Ryland and Scott's banter* (there's a fiddle holder in this one) "there was in the last one too"

Moldova "do you know whats in the middle of this performance? *in the most gleeful voice ever* TITTIES"

Sweden "i don't remember getting a strobe warning for this one"

Azerbaijan (what is he wearing) "he just finished playing the crystal maze leave him alone"

Australia *during the intro to australia* "they've hit the fucking pentagon!" BONUS: *when being spun around by a singer* "LET ME GO"

Portugal "they've stolen Slovenia's masks!"

Luxembourg "holy shit she's the black panther"

[autisticfridge]

*Cough cough* I have too many post ideas, so ima just post them all.

(long post)

1: Amy doesn't like when people touch her hair due to it being pulled a lot when she was younger. They only let Ruby and James touch her hair.

2: Extremely random, but I headcanon that Carol's dad is Terrence and also that Terrence adopted RHM. So yeah. Carol and RHM are siblings, and Reginald killed his father-in-law.

3: I feel like explaining how leadership works in the Toppat Clan, so here we go.

Whenever a leader is killed, the new leader is chosen according to this system.

If the leader has a biological kid that is older than 18, they become the new leader. Carol was 20 when Terrence was killed, so technically she should've been the leader, but she gave it up to Reginald instead.

If the leader doesn't have a biological child older than 18, then the adopted child that is older than 18 (if there is one) is chosen.

If the leader doesn't have any children older than 18, then it's the right-hand man that's in charge.

And no one knows what the fuck to do if there isn't a right hand man.

4: There are a few more posts, but they include photos, so I'm just gonna post them separately.

[james-is-not-here]

NOW THERES QUOKKA!!!

Oh my god, we got the 00 liners today.

(Seungmin was live before Hyunjin)

[james-is-here]

Was reminded of Wooyoung speaking super quick and suddenly thought of how my mom would sometimes call me "Ninety to Nothing" cause of how fast I talk depending on the topic and that got me thinking of Reader being a naturally fast speaker and sometimes being able to rap so fast even Changbin or Han can't do his parts and Reader just gets shy.

Fast talker Mn who talks too fast in either korean or english while speaking what's on his mind from whatever they were talking about that the boys always turn to him when he's done with an amused chuckle and a confused "What??"

Fast talker Mn who once read the lyrics to one of their songs calmly and normally as he usually speaks during an interview and the hosts stop him saying he was to speak it not rap it and the boys laugh while Mn confusedly says "But I am??" with the most confused, innocent look on his face that make the others laugh harder cause the hosts are completely shocked that he was speaking normally.

Changbin and Han's raps are difficult? Try Mn's raps lol

[thememeablelifeofjames]

My DM is going to LOVE this

a lovely creecher

[thememeablelifeofjames]

I have never seen so many Southern adults get excited by snow in my life.

For context, I lived in Pennsylvania for 13 years before moving to South Carolina. In the time I've been here, I've only seen snow twice. I'm at the doctor's right now awaiting blood work and multiple of the adults here were so excited about snow like little kids. I'm so happy people share the same childlike excitement for snow that I do!

[foldingfittedsheets]

One time I was ringing up this sweet older gentleman at the sex shop. I no longer remember what he was buying, just that he was in his fifties and radiated a bumbling gentleness that I had enjoyed.

He was chatting with me as he pulled out cash to pay, “You know, I always thought it would be so much easier to meet ladies. But then you meet a girl and you start chatting and they’re never as impressed that I know Captain Kirk’s middle name as I expected them to be.”

I took his payment with a grin and said, “I dunno, Tiberius is an amazing middle name, it was their loss.”

He looked at me with utter awe, radiating a disbelieving joy that I’d parried his quip so effortlessly with Trekkie lore. “If I were thirty years younger…” he’d said, absolutely delighted.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was gay to boot, so I just beamed and wished him a good day. He went out the door with a spring in his step and I still smile to think about it.

[james-is-not-here]

How ironic this is on my feed. If I kept fighting my melatonin, this would've been me.

[snatchductor]

winston my best friend winston i love them so much i miss them. i wish i had the energy or less anxiety so i could do dungeon groups when i see them so i can go see my best friend

[james-is-not-here]

Whore Dorm

Wifey Dorm

Lovers Dorm

Chaos Dorm

This is what I will be calling the new dorm situations, feel free to use them if you want 😁👍🏼

[james-is-here]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PIC OF FELIX?! I AM GOING FERAL

I have and I absolutely love it omg