danisnotonplacenta
...slow me down, it's drifting away from me...
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~ demisexual/demiromantic/queer trans man ~ he/they ~ 24 ~ ~ current obsession: ~ the 1975 ~
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danisnotonplacenta · 1 day ago
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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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Miku binder Thomas Jefferson has hit the Pentagon (Daveed Diggs inner circle)
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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i don't care how uncomfortable you are around cis men, queer cis men still need places to go, and sometimes, those spaces will be shared with yours. disabled and neurodivergent queer men and queer men of color especially need a place to go. the queer community isn't the "fuck cis men" community. that is the rad fem community. if you think cis men and people who read as cis men are inherently "too scary" or shouldn't be allowed in queer spaces, you joined the wrong community.
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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danisnotonplacenta · 3 days ago
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You know what? So what if there were tampons in the boys bathroom. And I'm not even saying this as "transmasc students need menstrual prodicts" (they do). I am so fucking sick and tired of boys being coddled about periods during school ages. Everybody is going to have some experience with menstruation, because either you do it, your parents do it, your siblings do it, your friends do it, or your partner does it. Exempting people who were designated male at birth from basic education about a VERY COMMON medical condition just leads to making it taboo
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danisnotonplacenta · 4 days ago
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danisnotonplacenta · 4 days ago
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Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.
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A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.
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danisnotonplacenta · 4 days ago
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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danisnotonplacenta · 5 days ago
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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
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danisnotonplacenta · 5 days ago
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Pokemon Scarlet & Violet really went hard on the hot not teenage women genre this generation and I am here for it.
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danisnotonplacenta · 5 days ago
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i wrongblog folk punk onto here, it stays up for several hours with only one person letting me know. i wrongblog bridget guiltygear softcore, i get 30 asks in 10 minutes and a 3000 note post dragging my ass. i see how it is.
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danisnotonplacenta · 5 days ago
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Sewaddle can be used on your team in:
Gen 5: Black, White, Black 2, White 2 Gen 6: Omega Ruby, Alpha Sapphire, or X, Y (breed) Gen 7: Sun, Moon, Ultra Sun, Ultra Moon (breed) Gen 9: Scarlet, Violet (DLC)
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danisnotonplacenta · 5 days ago
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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