#Jake gyllenhaal headcanons

[buckyownsmylife]

heyy this is my second request, I love your work, can you do one where the reader is watching tv and jake really wants attention but she isn't giving him any so eventually the reader gets annoyed and let's jake fo whatever he wants so he like sucks the readers breasts and fingers her, please and thankyou xx

"Babe"

"What?!" You asked after the thousandth time Jake called out for you while you were trying to watch your favourite tv series

"Can't you see that I'm busy?"

The pout he gave you had you half laughing, half sighing

“C’mon, baby. I never interrupt you when you’re reading your scripts.”

It was the truth and he knew it.

But Jake had never been great at not getting his way

“But I need you.”

Sighing, you sit up straighter on the couch and finally face him, despite the television show still playing

“What do you need?”

His eyebrows going up and down tell you everything that you need to know about where his mind is at

“Jake!” You jokingly admonish

“We’ve just had sex, how can you be ready to go again so soon?”

“Dunno.” He shrugs

“I just look at you and I’m ready.”

You laugh in disbelief, your face warming up at his words.

“Well, I’m watching something now,” you insist, knowing you couldn’t take another pounding right about now

“Go find something to do, I’ll meet you later.”

But he didn’t

Instead, you caught him looking at you like a kicked puppy, out of the corners of your eyes

When he noticed your attention was on him, he even pouted!

Sighing, you kicked the blanket over your lap onto the floor and beckoned him closer

He moved to sit next to you quickly, probably scared you’d change your mind

“You can do whatever you want to me,” you instructed

“Just let me finish this episode and then you’ll have my full attention.”

So that’s how you ended up sat on his lap, with fingers inside your pussy while he lapped on your chest

“You happy, baby?” You giggled, patting his head while he nodded.

“Very.”

[sxeraphfic]

Sub bottom Donnie Darko HCs ? :0

TW/NSFW - SUB DONNIE DARKO HCS 

thank you for the ask!

I've decided to put this into different sections: general submissive hcs first, sub bottom hcs and the other section will be sub top! Read whatever one you prefer ♥️ 

 GENERAL SUBMISSIVE HCS 

Donnie isn't a bratty submissive, I can imagine him being VERY well behaved when it comes to you.

Occasionally he’ll make some offhanded snarky comment, but you know he's only doing it for a reaction. He shuts his mouth as quickly as he opens it. 

Donnie is extremely praise motivated, he thrives off of being told when he's doing things well, when he's being a good boy, how he good he feels etc

Likes to be cuddled/pet/pampered

As for degradation it depends on the day, sometimes he kind of gets off on the fact that he's inherently a little weird and outcast-y 

But if you start practically verbally abusing him it may secretly scare him a little, he likes to be humiliated, not verbally assaulted.

Speaking of that, yes he has a humiliation kink, call him needy or pathetic and it'll drive him insane. 

Also messing around with him in public despite his outward annoyance will turn him the fuck on and probably give him a hard on, hence the humiliation kink.  

He enjoys it when you put your fingers in his mouth 

I can't lie bro has some beautiful doe eyes you bet he's gonna be giving you that. Look. he has (ifykyk) 

Probs has a secret mommy kink that you’ll have to fight to get out of him

As for physical harm he isn't a hardcore masochist or even close,  but he can enjoy a light slap, pinching, biting..maybe even some light crotch stepping.

but if you start beating the shit out of him he's not going to find it sexy at all, keep the violence tolerable! 

I said this before in the general but he has some weird kinks 

Although i don't think body worship is weird at all he takes it to a different level 

if you leave any of your clothing near him and you so happen to forget it he may smell it and jack off with it later 

doesnt mind a little choking

Hey, I said what I said. You gotta remember he's a bit of a freak.  

Absolutely a headgiver, he loves feeling you control his pace

SUB BOTTOM DONNIE HCS 

I think initially Donnie would take some time before admitting that he wants to bottom, assuming you're in a relationship w him around that time period it's important to note acceptance of that kind of thing was very limited

However since he trusts you he’ll eventually confide in you.  

Donnie wouldn't want you to be extra rough with him, well maybe sometimes he wouldn't mind if he was really in the mood. But he prefers normal paced fucking.

If you happen to be more fem presenting i think he would get off on the contrast of someone feminine railing him. Not necessary ofc but just a note 

That being said, if you are more masculine presenting he's gonna find that sexy too. Hes soooo bisexual i know his repressed ass will be screaming if he's getting touched by another masculine person 

Stroke his dick while you fuck him he wants it sooo bad 

I think he’d be most comfortable w/ doggy style and spooning

SUB TOP DONNIE HCS 

Def into cockwarming, in the sense that he's not allowed to move but is forced to feel the pressure of his dick inside of you for however long you decide to keep him like that.  

Controlled orgasm. Need I say less? He likes you to tell him when he's allowed to cum when fucking you

Edging is apart of that too, he likes when hes just about to cum and then you tell him to stop fucking you

NEEDS PERMISSION for everything 

Thigh fucking as a treat since he looooves your thighs

he likes it if you praise or degrade him as he fucks you

let him go a lil crazy with you every once and awhile as a treat

Thank you for reading!

[jennaajoseph]

❛ Jake Gyllenhaal as clingy boyfriend. ❜ ⸻ headcanons.

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౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ PAIRING. ⸻ clingy!boyfriend!jake gyllenhaal x fem!reader.

౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ CONTENTS. ⸻ fluff, comfort, SMALL mention of periods, female reader.

౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ A/N. ⸻ Jake is actually sooooo puppy coded. (Also I'm really into making headcanons recently instead of fics, sorry....) I have been gone for a bit, I'm sorry 😭 I'm currently working on a new multi fics account.

౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ CREDITS. ⸻ photos - pinterest (cropped by me) , divider - @/cafekitsune.

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ᡣ𐭩 he always needs to be touching you in any way. watching a movie at home? cuddling. going out somewhere? holding hands. sleeping? he's basically glued to you.

ᡣ𐭩 he's very heavy on pda! he would ask to hold your hand or kiss you all the time when you both are out somewhere.

ᡣ𐭩 he adores random affection from you. you stopping with your dinner making to hug or kiss him randomly? you would definitely not be going to finish the food anytime soon.

ᡣ𐭩 he loves when you talk to him about your interests. you could "annoy", and talk to him for days, and he would only want more.

ᡣ𐭩 he always asks if you love him.

ᡣ𐭩 he always tries to invite you to his filming sets.

ᡣ𐭩 he always wants to spend his free time with you, even if that means doing nothing for hours. he just wants you around.

ᡣ𐭩 he often asks for kisses and cuddles.

ᡣ𐭩 you and him have a day off work? he will beg you to stay home and spend time with him.

ᡣ𐭩 when you are in pain ( perhaps having your period, sickness or you are injured in any way ) he never leaves your side, and always makes sure to comfort you and take care of you.

ᡣ𐭩 he would always ask if you needed his help with everything. you want to do groceries by yourself? or do laundry? he will always find a way to help you.

ᡣ𐭩 he always seeks compliments from you. ( and showers you with them as well )

ᡣ𐭩 when he's away ( unfortunately ) he'll call you everyday, telling you how much he misses you.

ᡣ𐭩 he'll often ask if you could hold him randomly.

[g0ldenbritney]

Dating Sam Hall Headcanons!

- I feel like he would constantly be correcting you, like if you were talking about something in class and you get something wrong he would correct you even if he wasn’t even in the conversation (ugh I hate him/j)

- BUT LETS PUT HIS SMARTS FOR GOOD USE! If you’re trying your hardest to try to think of a thing but you just cant do it just describe it to him and he would probably know exactly what you’re talking about

- he’s kinda awkward when it comes to affection, but he tries! The most you both will probably do after 3 months of dating is hold hands…maybe a kiss on the cheek if you’re REALLY lucky. He’ll loosen up after a bit.

- His favorite type of date isn’t going out, I can see him really liking just hanging around wherever you are, even if thats just in your bedroom doing nothing. He likes being in your presence

- DO NOT LET THAT MAN INTO YOUR ROOM/J. He will go through all your things, getting through all your drawers finding everything you own. He just wants to know the stuff you like and collect, he has no bad intentions. (Maybe)

- Protective but not in a jealous way? It’s more of like he doesn’t want you to get hurt. Oh, your cold? Suddenly he needs to get you every jacket he can get his hands on.

- Meeting his parents is the most cliche meeting parents you could possibly have, I cant see why his parents would have any problems with their son dating you, to be honest I dont even think they would care at all..

- If you have a bookshelf in your room he WILL be judging you. Be ready for that (cds to)

- He falls for people very easily, it probably wouldn’t take long for you two to start dating, hes just awkward with affection. It may take a few months to even get a kiss out of him, and if you do you probably have to be the one to initiate it.

- Theres no way this guy is a top

GENERAL HEADCANONS (just a feww)

- loves baking

- loves coffee

- his favorite type of cake is red velvet

- really likes lamps?

- his room is either super super clean or the dirtiest thing ever, depends on the month.

[september-rainn]

Little!Pilot Headcanons

✮⋆˙ 1/2/3 - 4/5/6 - 7/8/9 ✮⋆˙

Pilot is the most regressor-coded man I have ever seen. His eyes are full of childlike whimsy and baby tears. He is so cute, I couldn't hold myself back much longer

CW:

✎ Pilot's little age is in the toddler/young child range, approximately 3-6. The most common age is 5

✎ He's both a voluntary and involuntary regressor. He's regressed more often than not.

✎ Cassie and Jack have a good cop/bad cop cg dynamic. Jack is “fun dad”, does most of the activities with Pilot; takes him out, colors with him, cuddles with him, etc. Cassie does the technical stuff; setting rules, putting him to bed, feeding him, etc.

✎ Not to say Cassie doesn’t also cuddle with Pilot (because she does) (a lot)

✎ Pilot still does weed while regressed; his main form to receive weed is edibles!! Especially cute colorful gummy ones. He needs Jack or Cassie to monitor him to make sure he doesn’t eat them all

✎ He’s a very hungry little. He refuses to eat healthy. He’s not fussy about anything but eating. All he wants to do is gorge on sweets. Jack allows him to, Cassie is the only one with a backbone. She will make sure he sits down and eats properly.

✎ He’s a messy eater :3 and he does little nibbles on stuff

✎ Jack takes him on car rides to help him sleep. The gentle shaking and rocking soothes him. It’s like being rocked to sleep. He especially likes when it’s raining. The water droplets on the window is extremely calming

✎ Has problems sleeping. Needs to cuddle with someone to get to sleep. Usually Jack, occasionally Cassie. He likes sleeping between them

✎ He has so much energy, but when he crashes he CRASHES. He needs a nap or he’ll get cranky and start crying

✎ Jack made him a cassette tape full of songs to help Pilot regress. 90% of them are children songs, lullabies, age appropriate stuff. The other 10% is unashamedly metal

✎ likes playing on playgrounds! Jack takes him out when they’re the least busy (usually at night). Cassie scolds them for being out so late.

✎ Very very snuggly. Loves settling down on top of Jack, holding on to his hand, hugging him while he’s doing things, demanding his full physical attention always. More hesitant to give affection to Cassie

✎ Physical comfort >>>>

✎ Loves playing with blocks, knocks them down often without knowing. He’s horrible with his body, and knowing where it is, and how soft to be with things. Cassie and Jack spend time rebuilding it; he knocks it over again

✎ Loves playing in open fields too. He pretends to be a plane and crashes into Jack over and over again. He gets joy out of knocking him over

✎ Pilot gets hurt a lot. Cassie carries bandages on her. Jack tells him to walk it off (after cleaning it, he doesn’t want his little guy to get an infection

✎ Pilot calls Jack “Daddy” and Cassie “Ma’am.”

[heavenlytouches]

Brokeback Mt. appreciation post

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(R.I.P. Heath Ledger)

Under the vast expanse of Brokeback Mountain, the air was crisp with the scent of pine and the whisper of the wind. Ennis and Jack stood at the precipice, their souls entwined like the breathtaking vistas around them. The sun dipped low, casting a golden hue across the jagged peaks, illuminating their faces with a warmth that contrasted the coolness of their secret.

Every stolen moment, hidden in the embrace of this mountain, felt like a rebellion against a world that demanded silence. Together, they created their own sanctuary, a place where laughter resonated against the rocks and love flowed like the rivers below. Each shared glance, a promise; each touch, a bold declaration of a bond that refused to fade.

The world beyond Brokeback felt distant and insignificant.  Maybe far away in one or another world- I carefully placed their photos, this way they can always look at each other. </3

And yes, ofc I would LOOOOVE to write something about them! Requests are always open.

El <3

(all images were made by: El via canva & paint)

[streets-in-paradise]

Prince of Persia headcanons: Becoming Dastan's first wife

Warnings: No proofreading. The reader is female only because i had no idea of how to keep this gender neutral in the historical context of the persian empire

- You are the sister of one of Tus' wives and ever since she found out of your crush in Dastan, she practically promised you that someday you were going to marry him.

- For many years you have been sweetly infatuated with him and your pure devotion has been hard to hide. Surely you weren't the only one in the kingdom, but he had many chances of noticing you.

- He quickly grew a soft spot for you and it wasn't hard to guess why. You showed him a special kind of sweetness, more intimate than your usual. It was far beyond the simple act of admiring your prince.

- Tenderness that you saved only for him, even when you wouldn't make your feelings explicit. He could tell that you were shy and those small acts were your outlet.

- Awareness didn't make him love it any less, he couldn't help it.

- You would hold his hand if you were too nervous, but also get nervous if he would be staring at you for too long. You would compliment him a lot, but never dare to talk about his looks. You would cassualy bring him gifts because " i don't know, this reminded me of you". Once you got him flowers and he thought it was the cutest thing, but Garsiv mocked him about it.

- He even catched you composing an epic poem about one of his victories in war. You are actually good at singing and storytelling, you would have asked it to be sang at a feast if Nizam wouldn't have shamed you about it.

- Your attitude about his nephew annoys him and he is very sarcastic, so you were effectively disuaded. However, Dastan still begged you to show him your work and, despite you were embarassed, you did... How could have you resisted his sweet request?

- His brothers tease you, but they mean well.

- " Dastan, your future wife is here!"

" Stop it, Garsiv. You are making her nervous"

" My sweetest sister in law and my little brother... Wouldn't that be cute?"

" Not you too now, Tus."

- The thing is that, although he likes you, Dastan wouldn't act flirty with you because you are so sweet to him that he feels wrong for it.

- Bis flirts with you for him

- " You look lovely today, lady."

You would smile at him, as always

" Thank you"

" Honestly? If Dastan doesn't start courting you soon, i would... If that was possible, of course. What we know isn't"

- People joke because you wear your heart on your sleeve, but at some point the king himself starts considering you a fitting wife for his son.

- It happens when he finds out that you have joined Dastan in his walks through the city. Becoming prince didn't make him loose his roots and he still enjoyed of mixing himself with the people, even visiting the suburbs, and this is an aspect of him that Sharaman admires.

- The fact that you, born in nobility, aren't afraid of following his son there gives you a positive image. He knows that you weren't doing it for that, the king sees that you are humble at heart.

- Nizam was horrified when Dastan brought with you a bunch of kids from the streets to visit the palace. When you confessed it was your idea, you fully conquered Sharaman's simpaties.

- He would get you both engaged in the blink of an eye and you would be surprised to find out that Dastan isn't protesting against it.

- " I would understand if you don't want this. " You shyly purred at him when trying to comfront him about it. " Your father thinks he is doing the best for you."

Your assumption disconcerted him

" Who says he isn't?"

You smiled to yourself.

" Well, it was rushed... and your uncle isn't happy about it."

" Don't worry for that. Nizam has a severe temper, but he is a great man. Give him time and he will love you."

You seemed skeptical.

" I know what he thinks of me."

Then, you stopped talking abruptly and his glance searched for yours seeking to encourage you.

" I'm not ready to be a royal, i'm just a dumb girl in love with you."

Dastan held you in his arms like never before, rounding your waist.

" Do you want to know a secret? It's one I never told you before."

It made you chuckle and you were getting progressively lost in the radiant beauty of his face while waiting for his words.

" ... I can't wait to make you my wife."

[sotwk]

Hi, Anon who asked about Celebrian here! Thank you for your great answer.

I just loved loved loved your HCs so much it made me sob, fr my 3-year-old sister offered me chocolate because she saw me crying (no I’m not that young we are just like elves: born one generation apart from each other).

Toddlers cuteness and generosity aside, I love that the two women have a sisterhood-type of friendship, me and my best friend are just the same, although not related at all but in Tolkien everyone is basically related to one another and we like it that way. (“Confusingly complex family tree” As you rightly said)

Also I do love your depiction of young!Legolas because he reminds me of my little sister and it’s such a joy to have her around and that is true for him too.

Not relevant to the topic discussed, the idea of Thranduil being jealous of poor Lindir is hilarious, and it absolutely MAKE SENSE. There is a reason he became a fan favorite over the years so I absolutely want to see how that will play out and maybe what his reaction to the knowledge that a prince, a Sindar of Doriath, thinks of him as competition. Hilarious but also true, i dare say.

One last thing: If I remember correctly, but feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, Maereth has/had a brother or a sister? Im not so sure of this, I think in The Crown you mention a nephew of the elvenqueen. But I didn’t see them mentioned when you posted about her genealogy. Im probably misremembering or it’s something I made up based on your HCs.

Now I stop ranting. Have a nice weekend! Byeee <3

my 3-year-old sister offered me chocolate because she saw me crying

I'm sorry for the tears, but I hope it was a cathartic cry! *hug* I'm glad the friendship between the two Elf-Queens (Celebrian is a Queen in my mind, titles be damned!) moved you so much.

Toddlers are so amazingly compassionate! My husband woke with lower back aches this morning and our 4-year-old seriously tried to give him a massage. XD You and your little sister sound very sweet!

the idea of Thranduil being jealous of poor Lindir is hilarious, and it absolutely MAKE SENSE.

I have such a soft spot for Lindir! He's just that shy, slightly awkward and nerdy guy who might get overlooked for being quiet, but he's actually a hottie who's unaware of his own sex-appeal. So yeah. Even though he and Maereth's friendship stays entirely platonic, stew on that for a while, Thranduil.

Maereth has/had a brother or a sister? Im not so sure of this, I think in The Crown you mention a nephew of the elvenqueen.

I'm gonna give you a virtual trophy for being the first one to notice this and bring it up with me! I've been dropping mentions of Maereth's nephew/the Thranduilions' cousin in multiple hc posts and fics now! Here are just a few of those sources:

The Crown

Greenleaf's Day Out, Chapter 5

Yuletide in the Elvenking's Realm, Day 5: Five Golden Rings

SotWK OC: Olondir, Master Craftsman of the Woodland Realm

Lord Olondir (oc) is the son and only child of Maereth's brother, Calinondo (oc). Although he died fighting in the War of the Last Alliance, Calinondo is a significant character in the SotWK AU because he became heir to the knowledge and craft of the great Celebrimbor, his uncle and mentor. (Remember that Maereth's grandfather is Maglor, which makes Maereth's mother and Celebrimbor first cousins--they were very close with each other.)

Calinondo passed on everything he knew to his son, so that by the Third Age, Olondir was named the Master Craftsman of the Woodland Realm. Apart from helping craft the Elvenking's famous crown, he was responsible for other creations such as the faemir/calarsil mentioned in "Greenleaf's Day Out". Most of the armour and weaponry used by Mirkwood's soldiers in the Third Age, as you see in BotFA, was also designed by him (alongside Mirion, who was a Master Bladesmith). These Noldorin craftsmen were responsible for upgrading the inferior armour and weapons that contributed to the Silvans' defeat at the War of the Last Alliance. In essence, the fact that Noldorin craftsmanship lived on in Thranduil's family helped Mirkwood survive Sauron's onslaughts.

Because I've been sharing fancasts right and left, here is my fancast for Olondir, nephew of the Elvenqueen: Jake Gyllenhaal.

Olondir is the the only Elf in the Woodland Realm who can grow a full beard in his Second Cycle. Remember whom else he descended directly from? Mahtan, the great smith of Valinor and father of Nerdanel! Olondir keeps his beard to honor that part of his heritage, which he is most proud of.

Side note: I have a creator's crush on Olondir. He's almost like a 6th Thranduilion Prince, and his character is quite sexy. He's got the Fëanorean edge to him. Although he's not super developed in my head yet, I would love to write more about him someday! XD

By the way, Maereth actually had three older brothers; her two eldest brothers were twins: Surlírë and Vëalírë, but they died in the War of Wrath alongside their father Eärondir, so sadly Maereth barely knew them. But boys and twins ran strong in their family, just as in Fëanor's.

Anywaaaaay, thank YOU for letting me ramble on this long again! XD I love you so much for geeking out about my OCs with me, Anon! I'm gonna have to write this down in a proper and more thorough post later on, but it felt really good to share this much!

[starboye]

movies

(fics ive made)

*updated regularly

smut = ★

angst = 🏹

fluff = 🍥

Rafe Cameron-

First Timer★

Dealer!Rafe Cameron★

The Cameron Boys★

A Night to Remember★

Please be Mine★

Satisfaction★

Sleepy Convos★

Risky Call★

Morning Rafey★

Jj Maybank-

Yard Worker!Jj Maybank★

Double Team★

Nate Jacobs-

jealousy, jealousy★🏹

brat★

A Feeling Unknown🍥

My Cum Toy★

Nick Nelson-

Cheater★🏹

Cheater pt2★🏹

Cheater pt3★🏹

Cheater pt4🏹

Charlie Bushnell-

Fair Date★🍥

Vinnie Hacker-

Streamer Head★

Drunk Fun★

Sly Boy★

Birthday Present★

Bryce McKenzie-

Addicted★

Kj Apa-

Model★

Breed Me★

Free Use★

Baby By Me★

Matt Sturniolo-

Beach Day🍥

Morning Horny★

Quickie★

Movie Night Teaser★

My Nerdy Boy★

First Time★

Harry Collett-

Video game Lover★

Charles Leclerc-

Need Love★

Chris Sturniolo-

Gamer🍥

Movie Night Gone Right★

You're Mine★

Overstimulation★

Stream Tease★

David Corenswet-

Daddy's Boy★

Manu Rios-

Work For It★

Harry Styles-

Make Up or Make Out★🍥

Ross Lynch-

Double Trouble★

Dylan Minnette-

Double Trouble★

Shower Time★

Steve Rogers-

First Date★🍥

The Boys-

Table Talk★

Drew Starkey-

Hot Jealousy★

An Award of my Own★

Your Brothers Best Friend★

Nico Greetham-

Sweaty Love★

Noah Beck-

Rough Love★

Chris Hemsworth-

My Boy★

John B-

Double Team★

Prince Henry-

My Good Side🍥

Ryan Reynolds-

Tease★

Brady Hepner-

Wild Side★

My Use★

Sam Golbach-

Newly Weds★🍥

Colby Brock-

Newly Weds★🍥

Tanner Buchanan-

Edged★

Chris Evans-

Lesson Learned★

Ryan Garcia-

Breakfast in Bed★

Ethan Landry-

Ghost 🏹

Eijiro Kirishima-

Gamer Fuel★

Katsuki Bakugo-

Gamer Fuel★

Jacob Elordi-

Free Use★

Jack Harlow-

A Want★

Scott Summers-

Time Fucked★

Stiles Stilinski-

A Dream Cum True★

Richard Madden-

Work Pet★

Steve Harrington-

Gay For You★

Hughie Campbell-

Shy Boy★

Bellamy Blake-

Supply Collectors★

Jensen Ackles-

Hard Worker★

Prince Ben-

New Kid★🍥

Harry Hook-

New Kid★🍥

Rudy Pankow-

My First Time★🍥

Simon "Ghost" Riley-

Bf Headcanons★🍥

Phone Sex★

A Gift★

Captain Price-

Bratty★

Chace Crawford-

Co-Star Fun★

Bill Skarsgard-

Affair★

Dick Grayson-

Wounds★🏹

Robby Keene-

Winner Winner★

Noah Centineo-

Bed Breaker★

Jake Gyllenhaal-

Spiderman Far From Done★

Tom Holland-

Spider Man Far From Done★

Wolverine-

Fucked Senseless★

Hole Used★

Deadpool-

Hole Used★

Joe Goldberg-

My Husband🏹

Lip Gallagher-

New Feeling🍥

Rome Flynn-

My Bitch★

Joe Burrow-

Letting Off Some Steam★

Charles Melton-

Gym Bros★

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Finished rewatching it last night!

On one hand this headcanon makes Mr. and Mrs. Darko the least transphobic parents of the 1980s; Donnie is a failson but still their son.

On the other hand, it adds a whole new messed-up layer of meaning to "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" Being misgendered by your childhood imaginary friend has gotta sting; it reminds me of that post about how "The hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns past 450mg" from the recreational Benadryl subreddit.

Also now I really want to write a Somehow Palpatine Donnie Returned fic, because lord knows trans people deserve more stories with happy endings. Maybe Calvin does some time travel of his own, this time with technology more sophisticated than a cardboard box?

I'd need to rewatch Donnie Darko to see if this theory holds up, but I'm currently toying with the headcanon of Donnie as a transmasc Susie Derkins (maybe Derkins is an anglicized version of Darko that his family used when he was younger?) and Frank as Mr. Bun

[anticanonsposts]

Hey! Love your blog! Totally agree that Konig is a guy who loves to eat. Do you think he’d also enjoy watching his SO eat? Especially if they’re someone who often forgets to due to a busy schedule?

hehe tysm (sfw)

omg yes

I think he’s a simple man in some ways, like he has his partner and food? How could he be happier? 

sharing a meal with you, even if you aren’t eating the same thing

if you haven’t seen the pics of Jake Gyllenhaal and Kristen Dunst out to eat and Gyllenhaal just stares at Dunst while she eats, do it because it is König’s energy 

he wouldn't dream of side eyeing or saying anything ever if you ate more food than normal, went back for seconds, etc

he would also love paying for your food, out to eat, drive through, gas station snack run, groceries, you name it his wallet is already out 

I do also think one of his love languages is acts of service so i think he would randomly pick up food or snacks he knows you like

especially when you’re busy…

 If you have a really busy schedule he would be so fucking stubborn about you eating 

like would be on your ass asking whether or not you’ve eaten and if you try to brush it off at all he will emphasize that since you are so busy you need to eat, because your body needs the energy

on your busier days he especially likes watching you eat because he knows you need  it

also in a weird way like you are nurturing the person he loves so much (you) and that really makes him feel warm 

I’ve mentioned in other headcanons that I think he would refuse to go somewhere with you or do certain things with you if you hadn’t eaten

like oh we were supposed to leave to go shopping at 10 but all you’ve had is coffee? 

ma’am 

sit down and he’s getting you something to eat

if you ever were considering skipping meal or something he would tell you that skipping the meal now is not going to make you lose or gain weight it's just going to make you miserable in a couple hours, so pls eat

the idea that you aren’t nurturing the love of his life (again you) makes him kind of upset 

or he would bring up the fact that if he decided to skip a meal or not eat enough YOU would be pissed soooooo

either way he is not afraid to be the ‘bad guy’ and get on your ass about eating enough 

he wants you to be healthy and nourish your body as best you can because he wants to have a long life with you <33

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SFW ALPHABET W/ DONNIE DARKO

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Hey everyone! decided to do the sfw alphabet thing, i got rid of a few that felt unneeded or like id already partially answered them. hope you enjoy my loves <3

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Donnie as a very socially awkward and emotionally repressed person would be awkward with affection at first, i think he’d want to hug and kiss you and be cuddly but get nervous of freaking you out or scaring you. He has the mentality that he’s abit of a freak so he’ll project that unfortunately. However as time goes on and he learns to trust and feel your love he will become very affectionate.

He definitely enjoys hugs from behind whether it’s from you or him, not only is it cozy feeling but he occasionally likes to surprise you and give you a little scare because he’s a tease

Donnie also and obviously enjoys handholding and kissing, he’ll make sure to hold your hand wherever you go!

He isn’t particularly scared of PDA, he won’t do anything extreme but i feel like he’s a little unaware of his surroundings sometimes so he’ll happily go for a kiss or a hug in the middle of the street.

Donnie feels most comforted at home, away from people and with you. He’ll be extra cuddly then, whether it’s laying on your chest or getting his hair stroked he’ll love the attention and warmth you bring to him and he’ll do the exact same for you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Donnie would probably be abit emotionally unavailable as a best friend not going to lie, i think he’d have a hard time differentiating between why a best friend is different to a normal friend… “shouldn’t you treat your friends all the same?”

However after awhile it’d be clear to him that you’re a trustworthy and good person, he’d open up to you about a few of his more… complicated problems and may even impulsively tell you some weird things during his episodes

The friendship would begin probably with you initiating it through some sort of party or maybe at school, at first he’d be a little distant and non chalant but after awhile he would have a genuine interest in your hobbies, life, personality etc

He’d probably feel most comfortable just hanging out in his room listening to music or playing video games maybe even reading or studying together.

He’d be loyal aswell, and open to listening to your problems as he out of all people would know what it feels like to have problems.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Cuddling with friends or family? absolutely not. But with a lover it’s a completely different story.

He’ll try to smoothly initiate it but end up accidentally saying or doing something silly and you’ll both laugh it off

He’s clingy aswell, not at first but as time goes on it’ll show, even during the hottest of summer nights he’ll try to link hands together as you sleep.

He looooves when you initiate it first, not just because he’s shy but it shows you want him and that’s all he needs to feel appreciated

I can imagine you two both standing together at a bus stop on a cold snowy day, cuddling together with his face buried in your hair to keep warm.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Donnie definitely wants to settle down at some point, i don’t see him having commitment issues but more so the complete opposite. Once he’s found the one he won’t let go and will do his best to be a good boyfriend OR husband despite his mental health.

Donnie would be a little messy about cleaning, he’s not lazy (most of the time) and i think he’d want the cleaning and cooking duties to be equal on both parts so he’d be happy to learn to cook for you.

During possible depressive or psychotic episodes he would require you to be a little more understanding on why he may not be perfect at keeping everything clean, he’d apologise in embarrassment but surely you’d understand <3

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Donnie would be terrible at breakups, i think he’s the type to dump and ghost and never speak again unfortunately.

He’d do the right thing by at least talking it out in person, but it would be an awkward conversation for sure and relatively fast paced as he wouldn’t know what to say afterwards.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Donnie would probably not really actually care at least too much about marriage, he wants it but he won’t be asking to marry you straight away.

That being said that doesn’t mean he’s not committed to you, he’s all yours and he expects the same from you!

I can imagine it wouldn’t take long before he pops the question out, maybe at a pretty looking park or dinner date where he makes the effort to have everything be lovey dovey and romantic.

I can imagine late night conversations in bed with him, and him suddenly bringing up the idea of marriage. “do you see us together in the future y/n?”

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Donnie is an absolute gentle soul towards you, he’s never violent or rough and is absolutely terrified of hurting or scaring you.

He gets easily frustrated and annoyed but is quick to apologise and stop if you tell him he needs to calm down

Occasionally donnie will enjoy a little play fighting or a little pinch to give you a shock, but most of the time he prefers to just be gentle with you.

Emotionally donnie tries his best to be gentle, however he’s filled with sarcasm and is a little bit of a meanie, it’ll show and if you tell him you don’t appreciate it he’ll try his best to repress himself. Otherwise if you enjoy it he’ll probably like that and ramp it up a little more for the banter factor.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Donnie’s hugs depend on where you are.

In public places his hugs will usually be casual and quick, he’ll probably give you a kiss on the forehead too during it.

In more private places he’ll be much more relaxed and give you long and heartfelt hugs, kind of bear hug like in a sense. He might rough up your hair and give you lots of kisses during it aswell.

Donnie is always happy to receive a hug from you too, he won’t mind how long they are or how intense you are about it. He just likes that you want to give him one in the first place!

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Donnie doesn’t really understand social norms like waiting 3 months to say i love you, if he’s with you in the first place that means he loves you. So it’ll probably take less than a week for him to announce it to you, maybe even on the same day you get together. He’s fast paced with his emotions and words and is quite blunt about it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Oh boy do i have opinions on this.

Donnie will get jealous and he’ll definitely ruminate and stress on it, HOWEVER he will not blame you for it unless you’re showing signs of cheating.

When he’s jealous it’ll take him a few days before he really admits it, in the mean time he’ll be a little distant and more sad looking than usual. He’ll ask for validation from you like a sad little puppy whilst not even being open about why he’s asking for it in the first place. The next stage will be him getting a little snarky about whatever’s made him jealous which is where you’ll realise what’s happened.

Donnie is a paranoid person, but for you he knows to try tone it down. If you realise he’s jealous and just comfort and explain to him that he doesn’t have to be, he’ll immediately feel comforted and better about it. Just don’t keep him waiting on it.

I think during his episodes he’ll be a little more aggressive about it but as i said all he wants is the confirmation that you only want him.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

It’s hard to tell with donnie whether his kisses are going to end up in a rough and steamy make out sesh or if it’s gonna be just a quick little peck. Either way he’ll make sure to kiss you on the regular!

Donnie’s favourite places to kiss you are

Your lips (ofc) your forehead your cheeks your neck your stomach and thighs and literally anywhere else. lol.

Donnie personally likes to be kissed in those exact places too, especially his neck. it gives him butterflies.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Hmmm as a teen obviously he just likes to tease and make fun of them, especially his little sister.

But as he gets older and as he’s stated himself he definitely wants to have kids, he’d only have them if he was mentally well enough to handle them though.

That being said if he did have them and was mentally well, he’d been a kind of “cool dad” if you get what i mean. Not afraid to be honest and direct with his kids about the world, maybe occasionally make a silly more adult joke or swear around them. He’d want them to be emotionally intelligent and know how to navigate though their world, so he’d be cautious about the media and information they consume.

He’d also defend them against school authority probably lol. Even if they’re in the wrong and they’ve done something stupid he’ll be the first to say it’s not a big deal.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

“Nooo ten more minutes” type of energy here. you will not be leaving that bed until he’s ready!

If hes in his bed cuddling you he’s as happy as can be, he loves to stare and admire how you look when you’re sleeping so he always hopes to wake up before you.

Once he’s out of bed he’s abit of a grump for the next hour or so, he enjoys it if you happen to make breakfast for him but it’s not a big deal if you don’t.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

There’s a variety of things donnie wouldn’t mind doing at night, he’s kind of an all cards type of guy when it comes to it since the vibes of night just suit his needs perfect

Watching movies in his room or at the cinema Listening to music Reading Cuddling and kissing Other.. not so safe for work stuff.. Night walks and star gazing

Donnie loves any time he can spend with you really, he’s not in a rush to go to sleep so he’ll stay up all night with you if that’s what you want.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Donnie is not one too get easily angered, with you that is. Normally he’s very easily riled up about how the world is cruel and everyone in it sucks. But with you he has an unbelievable amount of patience, he’ll retort with sarcasm but is a natural problem solver and is always ready to talk it out.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Donnie comes off as absent minded, but he will remember every single little detail about you. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a little notebook or journal filled with information about you and your likes, dislikes, random facts and etc.

Donnie’s the type of person to know and remember facts about you that you’ve long forgotten, he’ll buy you a t-shirt of a band that you mentioned liking three years ago and haven’t said anything about since.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Donnie is definitely a protective boyfriend, it comes from his paranoid outlook on the world. He would never forgive himself if you got hurt and he wasn’t there to protect you.

Although he isn’t a bodybuilder or anything he’ll speak up for you and maybe even resort to a little violence. (or if he’s feeling really crazy he’ll pull a gun out like in the movie)

As for you protecting him.. he’d appreciate you standing up for him but insist he doesn’t need it, if anything it’d make him a little embarrassed.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Donnie would definitely put effort into you, the fact that you’re with him in the first place amazes him and he doesn’t plan on losing you to laziness.

Most dates will be casual, if he feels like he wants to treat you to something nicer he’ll work hard for it. His love language is primarily physical touch and gift giving imo, so when he works he has a tendency to work just so he can provide for you since he has such simple needs himself.

As for everyday tasks, he believes in equality surrounding that type of thing. But if he notices you’re in a poor mood or feeling sad he’ll put in the effort to make sure you don’t need to strain yourself.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

The most obvious one here is his fluctuating and poor mental health, mental illness isn’t pretty. There’ll be times where he needs you at his lowest and he might push you away during it. That’s when you need to be there for him the most.

He also tends to be absent minded with your feelings, he might say or do something that makes you upset and not realise until you say something about it. This isn’t personal, he’s just very straightforward.

He’s definitely a little possessive too, not to the point where you’re unsafe but he’s terrified of losing you.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

This one is an interesting case.

He isn’t really worried with his looks but definitely has abit of a freak complex due to his illness and unpopularity at school, he’ll appreciate when you compliment him. he needs it.

He might ask you what he can do to be more attractive, or if you’re really into him, the answer is obviously yes but he really could do with an ego boost.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Donnie isn’t interested in superficial people, if you can’t have an interesting discussion with him he’ll be turned off immediately. He also enjoys someone who’s at least somewhat reliable, you can have your own issues and mental illness but at the end of the day if you’re a complete mess in all areas he may just end up feeling like he can’t give you what you need.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Besides the obvious sleep walking, donnie is a heavy sleeper. He doesn’t snore or anything but he definitely mumbles and grumbles throughout the night, he also will unconsciously hug and cuddle you for warmth.

Donnie may also experience frequent nightmares, if he wakes up from a really bad one he might wake you up for comfort

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Annnnnd finished! i hope you guys enjoyed. If anyone is interested in an NSFW version please head to my ask box!

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[jennaajoseph]

❛ Hooking up with Rusty Sabich. ❜ ⸻ headcanons.

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✦ he will definitely use some manipulating tactics to keep you with him. if you feel feel overwhelmed with your relationship with him, and want to possibly end it, he'll always find a way for you to change your mind. fake promises, gifts, words of affirmation, ect.

✦ rusty seems like a clingy person, so when you two started hooking up, he began to text or call you pretty often. lonely, bored, horny, or he just wants some comfort. he'll always contact you.

✦ confusing behaviour. there will be days when rusty calls you only for sex, and days where he wants to take you out to a romantic dinner randomly.

✦ most of the meetings will take place in your apartment, since he doesn't want to get caught in any public place.

✦ if you happen to work with rusty, you'll definitely tease him in his office when there's no one nearby. he doesn't mind as long as no one sees you two.

✦ he'll always make lots of complements about your appearance.

✦ rusty is pretty much confused about his feelings. he knows that something in him loves you, but on the other side, he still thinks about his wife.

✦ rusty sees you like a very understanding and loving person, that's why he comes with everything mostly to you. something went wrong at work? he's stressed? everyone is against him again? his wife is acting up? everything is overwhelming him? he's there immediately.

✦ you would hear rusty vent to you quite a lot, always asking if he's a horrible person, seeking comfort in you. you always reassure him that he's not that horrible.

✦ rusty will also seek validation and complements from you.

✦ despite you and rusty's relationship, he's always trying to take care of you when you two see each other. sometimes treating you almost like his girlfriend.

[mclmora]

✧ MCL newgen flirts - headcanons ✧

~ NOTE: the pictures used are not mine! credit to the respective owners on pinterest. all the headcanons are SFW & written just for fun. hope you’ll enjoy! xoxo, Mora

ꞝ Devon.

he collects magnets on his fridge. places he traveled to, cute food showcasing ones, or even boats and airplanes!

he likes colorful clothes. has suits of all colors, and ties with all crazy patterns on (he also got a “lucky” tie, which has little pineapples & kiwis all over it, that he wears for special occasions).

is a fan of the show masterchef. he likes to watch it whenever he cooks, and has followed every season since the beginning.

ꞝ Roy.

his favorite animal is the tiger shark. he’s loved sea animals all his life but sharks have a special place in his heart, for some reason.

he likes powerade drinks, his favorite one is the blue one (mountain blast flavor).

he takes care of his body in all ways, from working out & eating healthy to skin care, hair care, manicures, pedicures. he monthly goes to the esthetician.

ꞝ Thomas.

is neurodivergent. he has ADHD & tourette syndrome too. his tics are mainly blinking, shoulder shrugging & repeatitive throat clearing.

he feels safe around cats. absolutely adores tuxedo cats, he finds them to be adorable. indeed he has one, called Romeo.

whenever he feels cold, his lips and nails become blueish-purple. considering he’s milk white, it’s an incredibly noticeable constrast (that always make people around him worry, especially amanda).

ꞝ Amanda.

obsessed with celebrities! she knows all actors/actresses and comedies and loves reading their biographies. she is a huge fan of ryan reynolds & jake gyllenhaal interviews.

has 4 dwarf rabbits: a grey one, two white ones & a black one. she likes giving her pets food names, so... their respective names are macaron, vanilla, cinnamon and maple (short for maple syrup).

wears all sorts of pink shades lipsticks, but clear glosses are a must for her, she always keeps one or two in her bag.

ꞝ Jason.

has mysophonia. he can’t stand the sound of crumpling plastic bottles, chewing, porcelain plates touching other porcelain objects. it drives him crazy.

loves dogs. doberman & rottweiler are his favorite breeds ever, but he genuinely loves all dogs, bigger size ones are his preference.

although he may not look like it, he loves children. he’s an absolute angel with them. he smiles warmly whenever he sees one.

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[starkwlkr]

Hi

It's ok if the request got deleted no need to say sorry,

Can u pls make a fic about papa nolan finding out about cillian and physicist!reader's relationship,

Like would he be angry or accepting, i was wondering

And then if u r comfortable with it then a time jump to the wedding or pregnancies

I would really like to know his reactions!!

This is really just a follow up to another anon request (which u made a fic on) and had this idea

Anyway so sorry for the long request

Have an awesome day ahead!!!!

nolan!reader x cillian murphy headcanons

I’m going to make these headcanons if that’s ok 🫶🏼🫶🏼 and i think i got carried away but who cares 😌

Ok so obviously y/n and cillian met in the early 2000s (you can make up how they met)

papa nolan knows that y/n is talking to a boy but he doesn’t know it’s mr. ‘my eyes aren’t even that blue’ so when y/n tells papa nolan that her bf is coming over for dinner, he’s preparing to meet so douche bag who says his favorite movie is pulp fiction or fight club (nothing wrong with that, but the film bros make me want to gauge my eyes out)

anyways, cillian shows up and ofc they get along great <3

after cillian and y/n are now OFFICIAL official obviously the press asks about what papa nolan thinks and if they get along

y/n and cillian are just the it couple of the 2000s like they’re on the cover of every magazine with those cheesy headlines ‘she’s got the beauty AND the brains’

literally any interview cillian or papa nolan do, they ramble about y/n and how proud they are of her

and you know how it goes, first comes love then comes marriage then comes y/n with a baby carriage🤍💍🍼 butttttt our fav nepo baby and Irish man don’t do it in that order bc my girl y/n got pregnant with their first baby in 2003 and she’s named alexandria

papa nolan is so excited about the birth of baby alex and he always offers to babysit whenever even if he’s busy

baby alex and papa nolan are my favorite duo 🫶🏼

eventually cillian and papa nolan work together on batman begins and you bet that baby alex is always on set

papa nolan at first did not want to bring her because he thought alex would be scared but she loved being on set and meeting everyone

her and christian bale become besties by the end of filming 🤞🏼

baby alex got to say the last “cut!” and everyone laughed because of how cute she sounded

bonus: cillian tried to get her to put the scarecrow mask on but she thought it was yucky (her exact words)

y/n and cillian don’t have kids until like 2014 because they were busy with work obviously like cillian getting movie roles and y/n being at work 24/7 and getting a literal nobel peace prize but eventually she does get pregnant and BAM it’s twins

it’s 2014 and they’re still not married (it happens ya know just ask academy award winner michelle yeoh)

but y/n gets pregnant and she wants to wait until the twins’ birth and then get married

but anyways the murphy twins arrive and papa nolan just cries happy tears because he now has more grandchildren to love and spoil whenever he wants to (they’re named scarlett and wyatt and papa nolan gives them nicknames idk what they would be but go wild with your imagination besties 🫶🏼)

papa nolan just wants to see his daughter get married and see her happy with her new family 🫶🏼

the day of the wedding comes and baby alex is the flower girl and steals the show

it’s a private wedding BUT that doesn’t stop it from being the most famous wedding of 2014

ofc christian bale is there like who doesn’t want batman at their wedding?? tom hardy, best man um yes?! peaky blinders cast, jake gyllenhaal (swifties, don’t hate me, I love jake and he’s one of my favorite actors)

jessica chastain and anne hathaway ofc they’re invited

u know if heath ledger was still alive he would def be invited 🫶🏼

I’m picturing the kids having career day at their schools and each kid takes an adult like papa nolan goes to alex’s school, wyatt takes y/n and cillian goes with scarlett and every adult is just like “fuck, how am i supposed to go on after them?!”

papa nolan goes all out with his presentation for career day like he even called hans zimmer and christian bale to impress the kids (obviously hans zimmer would impress the teachers, not the kids but some kids recognize the music from batman movies so let’s just go with it)

twitter loves the murphy-nolan fam 🫶🏼

no bc i just imagine the edits to beautiful boy with dad!cillian and I’m bawling

ok ok flashforward to 2023 and oppenheimer is coming out and twitter gets more content on the murphy-nolan fam

y/n finally does an interview bc she worked with the cast and taught them about ✨science✨

Y/N AND CILLIAN AT THE OPPENHEIMER PREMIERE AND THEN PAPA NOLAN PHOTOBOMBING THEIR PICS

overall the murphy-nolan fam has my heart and surprise! the murphy kids watched barbie because the twins are not even old enough to watch oppenheimer and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want to watch their dad have fake s e x with another woman (FLORENCE PUGH ILY)