#Jacobi x Kepler

[sumsumrps]

I just finished my second Wolf359 re-listen and the brain-rot is going stronger than ever.

I’m currently looking for anyone who wants to roleplay with the following pairings:

⭐️ Eiffel x Jacobi

Kepler x Jacobi

Eiffel x Hilbert

Lovelace x Minkowski

I’m 20 so I would really appreciate it if only 18+ accounts engage.

[michaelmylove]

I'm like 90% sure now Jacobi was deeply in love with Kepler omg he got annoyed he forgot about their anniversary they're so cute don't look at the war crimes they're absolutely adorable

[shuttlescoob]

opinions on the crew’s handwriting- blue is alternatives!

(Minkowski only writes in print for eiffel)

[mykelneedssleep]

Just adding to this that I’ve got a few shorter ghoap ones that are just a little (kind of a lot?) heartbreaking that are sitting in there that I might just release here instead of putting them on ao3 cause that feels like less commitment

Also for you podcast bitches I’ve been cooking up a kepcobi one for over a year now that very well may be the most soul shattering thing I’ve ever written and I hope that one day I’m happy enough with the finished product to show it to people

Sometimes I stare at all the drafted fics in my drive and think wow I should really do something with this but then I remember that I have unfinished fics that are released to the public and then I keep working on these drafts and hurting my own feelings anyway

[topayitfoward]

Warren 'always adjusted his partner's tie' Kepler x Daniel 'nervously adjusting it whenever he needs comfort' Jacobi

[echoes-through-the-void]

Colored and Lineart! Should I start drawing Jacobi x Kepler fan art… 🧐

[singulariities]

Cowboy Kepler x Pirate Jacobi

[duckmewton]

No because ya'll don't understand how badly I want to do a Wolf359 rp. l'm once again utterly hyperfixtated on this podcast and I really wanna write for it. Doesn't have to be anything romantic but incase we're writing with parings in mind here's what I prefer:

Eiffel x Hera

Jacobi x Kepler

Minkowski × Lovelace

Please be 18+ I'm not comfortable roleplaying with minors.

Edit: I don’t mind other ships. These are just main ones. Feel free to suggest other things I’m pretty much down for anything!

[silentassassin21]

Because I just randomly started thinking about it, here's what I think the Wolf 359 character's favourite kpop girl groups/idols are (sorry bg stans. also very varying levels of thought went into these lol):

Eiffel - he's such a second gen snob. his faves are f(x) and wonder girls, so he never found out they disbanded. post-finale eiffel is less of a snob (though he still prefers second gen) and he adores iz*one, following all of those girls post-iz*one.

Minkowski - soloists > groups. her fave is iu and when she gets back to earth she becomes obsessed with taeyeon.

Hera - nugu stan queen, secretly runs nugu promoter. favourites are purple kiss, ily:1 and lightsum, but secretly her ult is weeekly.

Hilbert - this is the one time i'm not going to adhere to the timeline bc i just know hilbert would be into loona and i can't explain why. he's particularly a 1/3 stan and thinks plastic candy is super underrated. generally tho, he's all about christian horse girl music.

Lovelace - she adores boa more than anything. also f(x), snsd, wonder girls and hyuna (she and eiffel have a big bonding moment over this). when she gets back to earth, she discovers twice and they immediately become her new ult.

Kepler - i know deep in my bones that kepler listens to brown eyed girls religiously. rip kepler, you would have loved warm hole.

Maxwell - the only group she really cared about was red velvet, and she was a ride or die. rip alana maxwell, you would have loved chill kill and 28 reasons.

Jacobi - maxwell got him into red velvet and then it was all downhill for him from there. he stans like fifty groups/idols across all gens but he rides hard for 2ne1, mamamoo, red velvet and brown eyed girls (he and kepler don't know that the other is obsessed with them). when he gets back to earth, he becomes obsessed with clc and doesn't realise they've disbanded until he's in too deep.

[yaboyspodcastpalace]

YOURE RIGHT ABOUT DOMINIK BUT JACOBI???? MY BOY???? HES SO TRAGIC (genuinely you should read some jacobi x kepler fics in which kepler lives and has to deal with the consequences)

SDJFHJSKDSD SORRY BUT I JUST FIND HIM (and... maxwell...) V ANNOYING 😭😭😭 hes a good character conceptually and i do love his arc AND his friendship w/ maxwell!! alas thats all i like of him :')

[specialagentartemis]

ITPE: Dear podficcer letter

Hello! I am specialagentartemis here on tumblr, and ArtemisTheHuntress on AO3. I participated in ITPE last year, and it was a lot of fun! I look forward to this year’s too.

I give BLANKET PODFIC PERMISSION for my fic for the purposes of ITPE—you don’t need to ask for that.

I will appreciate whatever you make and look forward to it! Thank you! Here are some prompts and suggestions for diving into the fic options:

General likes: Filk and poetry; soundscaping, sound effects, and music in podfics (obviously not necessary! But if you are into that, feel free to go wild); worldbuilding; epistolary and found-footage; languages and multilingualism, especially if you give the other-language pronunciation your all; adventure, angst, whump, comedy, or character study; academia, study, and science; asexual and aromantic interpretations of characters; non-romantic intimacy and varied relationship types

General dislikes: Modern AUs; ship-focused fics; character x reader; kissing or eating sounds

Do Not Want: explicit sex; broken bones. (Most types of injury are okay! I like whump! I’m just easily squicked by descriptions of broken bones, ESPECIALLY if there’s audio associated)

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For media-specific prompts:

The Murderbot Diaries: I love pretty much all the characters, and I don’t think there are any characters I wouldn’t want to hear about! Favorites are Murderbot, Three, Pin-Lee, Mensah, Indah, and Human One, but I mean it that I like everyone. One particular thing I like a lot is FlipSpring’s Pod AU and the spinoffs people have written of it, and I think it would be super funny to podfic it if that’s something you’re into. Podpod. (DNW: any romantic or shippy fics with Murderbot.)

Wolf 359: I love the Hephaestus crew! Both Hephaestus crews! Minkowski and her crew! Lovelace and her crew! The Hermes crew too! I am less interested in SI-5 (Kepler, Jacobi, and Maxwell) and would prefer they not be the focus. Minkowski & Eiffel, Minkowski & Lovelace or Minkowski/Lovelace, Eiffel & Hera, Lovelace & Lambert are some of the relationships most interesting and appealing to me. (DNW: romantic Hera/Eiffel. I’m just not really into their relationship that way.)

Danny Phantom: I admit I’m kind of picky about DP fanfiction, but I love absolutely everything phantomrose96 writes. I’m most interested in Danny’s relationship with his parents, with Valerie, with Jazz, and with Sam & Tucker. Vlad is cool but I feel mixed on a lot of Badger Cereal work or Vlad-focused fic… though the Maddie-Jack-Vlad college trio IS compelling to me. Really, I like when Maddie and Jack really do love Danny and would never want to hurt him… but they are scientifically compelled to catch, study, and possibly vivisect Phantom. Where Danny is torn between his love for and fear of his parents. I don’t really want Maddie and Jack to be straight up Terrible Parents, but I’m interested in how their flaws and blind spots are hurting their son without them realizing it, and Danny struggling with that. That’s one of the most interesting parts to me. I also like when Lancer is a supportive figure in Danny’s life. And when Sam, Tucker, and Valerie get to be characters with personalities in their own right. Adventure, ghost biology, blood blossoms stuff, ghost zone stuff, all of that is fun and good too. (DNW: DPxDC crossovers. Fics where someone else adopts Danny or he’s secretly someone else’s son.)

Star Trek TOS: I am delighted by and fond of the whole main cast. I like Kirk/Spock fine and have a soft spot for Sulu/Chekov and am happy if that’s present but would prefer a fic that’s not focused on a ship. I like the adventure, aliens, and weird space stuff that is TOS’s bread and butter. More serious stuff about Tarsus IV also good. I like Uhura getting the chance to be cool and Spock having Issues. (DNW: fics that also take from the AOS movies.)

Star Trek DS9: Kira is my Favorite. Kira, Bajorans, the Resistance, Kira’s relationship with all of that, yessss my fave. I also love Odo. I prefer Kira and Odo’s relationship to be platonic. Kira and Damar are also super interesting. Kira and Sisko have an underratedly interesting relationship too. Sisko and Jake, Jake and Nog, Keiko getting to do science and be interesting, Bajoran religion, Bajoran-Federation politics, and baseball are all also themes I like. Again, this is an “I like the whole main cast” situation. I don’t have anything against Garak/Bashir, I like them, but would prefer they not be a major focus for this ITPE.

Severance: TBH there’s so little fic out there the pickings are slim but HELLY R. MY GIRL HELLY. Love herrrrrr. I like Mark a lot too but tbh am not into their romance (are u seeing a theme here lol)

ars PARADOXICA: Sally Grissom my loveeee. Crossovers with other podcasts are also cool.

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My Offers: Generally pretty open to most stuff rated T or lower. I AM happy to offer The Murderbot Diaries podfic I just forgot to add that as I was going through all the less-requested sign-up summary list!

I would prefer not to be matched on Wolf 359 where the requester wants a Hera/Eiffel fic. I wouldn’t really have fun making that. The same for people requesting The Murderbot Diaries ship-fics. I don’t really want to be matched on DPxDC Danny Phantom crossovers. If matching on Original Work, I’d prefer a request for something sci-fi or fantasy.

[morrithal]

Okay with one day left here is a very boiled down version of my thoughts, may elaborate later idk

Jacobi x Kepler is by default extremely psychosexual and involves a layer of mindfuckery previously unheard of to man. This influences any of the above options greatly. Even if they aren't fucking the psychosexuality is present

Jacobi x Maxwell is like. They are devoted trauma bonded friends first and everything else follows. People who don't ship it for sexuality headcanon reasons are valid of course but for me, them fucking is classic wlw/mlm solidarity with a romantic level of your choosing

Maxwell x Kepler is just so fucking weird no matter how you swing it and the level of Incorrect (which does NOT impact if it has/how often it has happened) must influence the vibe of any above interaction

[yourdeadprince]

in the space between us

(or how would the things be if rachel didn’t vent kepler and jacobi found him in the airlock just in time to free him)

[what-life-is-really-like]

Wolf 359 SI-5 headcanons part 2 (feel free to add!)

Warren Kepler:

- Likes German Shepards (he’s adopted a few in his lifetime)

- Kepler did indeed take his family on the skiing trip, it was his 2 sisters

- Doesn’t really have a hair trigger temper, he just wants people to know how serious he is about his job and that they should be, too

- He and Maxwell have won multiple dance competitions while undercover (and one for fun)

- He and Maxwell also had to pretend to be newlyweds for a mission, so to make it sound like they were consummating their marriage, Maxwell jumped up and down on the bed while Kepler reported their mission progress

- Is bisexual, could seduce 90% of the population

- Learned some sign language so he could talk to Anne when Cutter introduced him to her (he met her when Goddard was telling everyone that the Hephaestus crew had died)

- Doesn’t like swimming in the ocean because he went on a mission that resulted in a co-worker drowning

- Some people think that ‘Warren’ is his last name when he first introduced himself

- Despite what Jacobi thinks, Maxwell’s death does affect him, but he’s the leader and has to keep his emotions in check

- Was only once relatively incapacitated during a mission when he had an infected wound and got a staph infection; however he did learn that Jacobi and Maxwell were good ‘triage doctors’ - they realized something was wrong when he stumbled out of his room wearing only boxers

- Always thought Jacobi was handsome, but didn’t have any real feelings for him until they had worked together for a few months

- Had phantom limb pain

[thatsparrow]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler Additional Tags: Character Study, Spoilers: Episode 61, Canon Compliant Words: 3,353

Sometimes, Jacobi thinks Kepler has all the charisma of a thirty-second countdown, and he couldn't bring himself to look away if he tried.

[topayitfoward]

Hello! Kepcobi coded song x 1000000000

In reference specifically to Jacobi and Kepler’s late-night drives to motels for the majority of their…. work based relationship……… coughs