#Jack Ritchie

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caahockey: Kicked off NHL Draft weekend in Vegas with our prospects and clients, their families, and our partners at @/bmo_us!

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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals if it were a British Comedy

Paul Matthews = Jack Whitehall

Emma Perkins = Diane Morgan

Ted Spankoffski = Mike Wozniak

Bill Woodward = Paterson Joseph

Charlotte Sweetly = Olivia Colman

Alice Woodward = Charlotte Ritchie

Henry Hidgens = Peter Capaldi

Sam Sweetly = Simon Pegg

Only did the main-ish cast, as if I did the extra characters I would be here for a while

This is (technically) a continuation of the Six Idiots as the LiB and i plan to do all the Hatchetfield shows so if you have any suggestions please let me know and I will credit you :)

[national-hockey-gay]

making an edit for every team in the NHL: The Arizona Coyotes (2/32)

—GOD GAVE THE DESERT TOO MANY TEETH by R. Wright

[cherrylng]

Great Guitarists 100 - Quotes from Guitarists [CROSSBEAT (November 2009)]

Guitarists talk about 'My Guitar Theory' at a glance

Keith Richards “I don't have an electric guitar in my house. I don't have an amp. I don't play any electrics at home. I always play acoustic guitars.”

Billie Joe Armstrong “Since I got my guitar when I was 11, it's been like Christmas every day (laughs). I've been playing it for so long that it's become completely integrated into my body.”

Jimmy Page “I'm an only child and I started playing guitar when I was 11 and it was like an obsession. I took it to school with me and played it during recess. I never took it away.”

Jack White “Basically, I don't like new guitars. They might stay in tune, but they have no character. There's no flavour. For me, a guitar is just a tool. I have no attachment to it. I don't mind if you borrow one and take it home.”

Johnny Ramone “Most guitarists hone their skills by playing bands they admire. But I had no idea how to play other artists' songs, so I decided to make my own. So I'm not like anyone else.”

Jonny Greenwood “I don't rehearse, I don't practise guitar. I don't take care of my guitar, I only have one guitar. I don't collect guitars, I don't care about the age or the name. For me, a guitar is just like a tool. It's like a typewriter.”

The Edge “I didn't try to steal techniques from people who were good at playing guitar. I'm trying to do something unique and unprecedented. That's what real music is about. The important thing is originality.”

John Frusciante “I think the guitar is my friend. It's been by my side my whole life. I feel like I was born to play the guitar.”

J Mascis “From the very beginning I liked guitar solos. More so than playing rhythm. I don't really know why. What does the guitar mean to me? Hmmm……… Well, guitar (laughs)… Or a tree (laughs).”

Pete Townshend “If I can't get the sound I want, I smash the guitar as hard as I can into the amp. If it still doesn't come out, I smash it on the floor to clear it up. I didn't care how much I had to pay for it later.”

Lou Reed “When I play guitar, I want it to sound like a saxophone. That's why there's so much distortion in my sound.”

Ritchie Blackmore “When I want to say something, my fingers say it.”

Robert Fripp “I think playing the guitar is in a way merging the body into a personality, a soul and a spirit.”

Translator's Note: Were the quotes necessary to translate? Yes, since it's part of the Great Guitarists 100 article. So translate and read, we shall.

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Unorthodox Ship Dynamics

Thanks @mysticstarlightduck here and @mk-writes-stuff here!

Rules: post five overly specific ship dynamics for characters in your story

I'd do TSP but I think SOTL yields infinitely funnier results.

Can Do Anything But Only Averagely X Non-Binary Augustus Waters Snowmanperson

Cursed To Live A Life As A Monster Yet Keeps Her Head Up Despite The Odds X Really Likes Plants

Fifth-Born Child Of Royal Family Who Prefers Books To People X A Literal Bear

Quirky Girl With Sentient Hair X Repressed Genderqueer Crown Royal Comic Book Writer

Badass Adrenaline Junkie Sleeping Beauty X Overly Shy Sandman

Okay, this was fun.

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[altheaflame]

Bloodsport, my love. At London yesterday.

[stephstars08]

I wish we got a scene with these three together! My favorite Ghostface siblings!🩶🩶🩶

[cinewhore]

why is Guy Ritchie remaking inglorious basterds we asked for SHERLOCK HOLMES 3

[moviewarfare]

A “QUICK!” Review of "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)"

The ensemble cast is terrific. Henry Cavill is incredibly charismatic, Alan Ritchson is funny and badass while Eiza Gonzales is surprisingly very charming. It was clear that a lot of the cast was having a lot of fun. The action scenes are also stunning and I especially love the hand-to-hand combat. Alan Ritchson even goes full Rambo with the bow and arrow in one of them.

Unfortunately, there isn't much depth to any of the characters and you will barely remember any of their names. The second act and parts of the final act are incredibly dull and the pacing is just too slow. The movie could easily cut out 10-20 minutes of runtime to improve the pacing.

Overall, it was a fun movie from Guy Ritchie even if it feels like a less interesting Inglorious Basterds.

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Fresh Meat

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[denimbex1986]

'Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like a movie star’s face can sell a movie on its own anymore — unless you happen to be Tom Cruise. While this is tough news for the stars of this generation (apologies to all four Chrises), it’s even more disappointing for the actors that were iconic in the early 20th century that no longer have the same draw over audiences. Young, charismatic leading men who once starred in action films, romantic comedies, and major blockbusters are now left to fend for minor roles in either independent projects or television shows; it’s been a while since we heard from Ryan Philippe, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Sturgess, or Hayden Christensen in a major, lasting way.

However, Josh Hartnett has had a surprising comeback in the past year thanks to his roles in the sixth season of Black Mirror and Christopher Nolan’s historical masterpiece Oppenheimer. These roles suggest that the “Joshaissance” is about to take Hollywood by storm, and it’s about time that Hartnett’s talents are finally being rewarded and praised.

Josh Hartnett’s Career Had an Ambitious Beginning

While Hartnett’s name is often thrown around as yet another forgotten heartthrob of yesteryear, his career was one that started out in a very ambitious place. Hartnett managed to crawl his way out of the Halloween franchise after his debut role in 1998’s Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, preventing himself from being stuck with the series for the disastrous Halloween: Resurrection. His next horror film wasn’t in a major franchise, but with a rising auteur in Robert Rodriguez via The Faculty. The role showed the versatility that Hartnett had at his disposal; not only could he play a compelling teenage protagonist in a fun horror film with a tone akin to Scream, but he could deal with some of the weirder decisions that Rodriguez made in order for the film to feel so unique compared to other teen monster movies.

Before Hartnett started becoming a mainstream romantic comedy icon, he worked with several more significant directors. Another role that showed the range of his abilities was Sofia Coppola’s The Virgin Suicides; it’s a film that revolves around how young men perceive beauty and innocence, and how misguided their beliefs on love and romance really are. However, Coppola allows Hartnett’s character Trip Fontaine to be one that the audience can feel sorry for, as his feelings for the girls are genuine, and the sense of danger that he adds to their lives feels exciting, and not toxic. It’s a multifaceted role that once again required Hartnett to fit within the parameters of Coppola’s commentary and play the role of a traditionally charismatic leading man.

Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor isn’t a film that anyone is particularly proud of, but Hartnett’s decision to join the film is completely understandable; what actor of his age would turn down the opportunity to star in a major World War II epic (only a few years after Saving Private Ryan) from the director of The Rock and Bad Boys? Hartnett certainly sells the melodrama better than Ben Affleck and manages to add a touch of emotion to a largely soulless action spectacle. Adding charisma to a project that lacked it before is something that Hartnett began to make a habit of; in the next decade of his career, he made rather generic romantic comedies like Blow Dry, Mozart and the Whale, 40 Days and 40 Nights, and Town & Country more entertaining thanks to his personality.

Even when appearing in mainstream films, Hartnett clearly had the ambition to work on more ambitious projects. He tried his hand at something far more unsettling than The Faculty with the gruesome vampire film 30 Days of Night and worked with Rodriguez again for an intimidating role in Sin City. Even some of his failed prospects suggested good intentions on Hartnett’s part; he got to work on a Brian De Palma movie (even if it was The Black Dahlia), co-starred with Harrison Ford (even if it was the disastrous Hollywood Homicide), and tried more than once to work with Nolan.

Josh Hartnett Has Been Making a Comeback This Year

Netflix’s science fiction anthology series Black Mirror has an affinity for casting A-listers, even if they’re stardom may have faded in recent memory. While Season 6 was a mixed bag that contained some of the show’s most biting commentary and its worst clichés, the standout episode by far was the 1960s space romance “Beyond the Sea.” It served as a surprising comeback for Hartnett, who showed a true villainous, toxic side to himself that has never been seen in any of his previous work. Hartnett isn’t a mustache-twirling supervillain; he appears as David, a lonely astronaut whose family is killed by a cult leader (Rory Culkin) and longs for someone to care for him in their absence. It’s when David starts crossing the line of consent in his quest to heal that Hartnett transforms him from being sympathetic to scary.

Hartnett finally got his chance to work with Nolan in Oppenheimer, a film that co-stars many once promising young leading men whose careers have hit a standstill, including Josh Peck, Alden Ehrenreich, Scott Grimes, Dane DeHaan, Alex Wolff, and Jack Quaid. Hartnett showed maturity himself with his performance as Ernest Lawrence; while he’s friendly with Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) and even supports some of his more experimental propositions, he’s also deeply skeptical about any political movements that arise in the laboratory. Hartnett shows these convictions as unrelated to Lawrence’s personal stance; he simply wants to avoid distractions and keep the experiments objective. It’s an understated, subtle role; while Oppenheimer’s Best Supporting Actor campaign during the Academy Award season will likely revolve around both Robert Downey Jr. and Matt Damon, Hartnett is no less worthy.

2023 was a year when Hartnett recognized his talents and chose to challenge himself once more; he even managed to lampoon his own stardom with a self-referential role in Guy Ritchie’s action comedy Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre as the goofy action star Danny Francesco. Hartnett’s absence from mainstream projects was just a brief setback; he’s now reached the most interesting point of his career, and it’ll be exciting to see where the “Joshaisssance” goes next.'

[fangirlingsohardithurts]

Jack: Should I take off my glasses?

Farrow: Oh, no no. This isn’t an eye test, it’s a gay test. Now tell me number 1 or number 2?

*picture of Sullie as number 1 and Akara as number 2*

Jack: ….. number 1?

Farrow: Interesting

*picture of Sullie as number 1 and Oscar as number 2*

Jack: *gasp* OH MY GOD

Farrow: Number 2 right?

Jack: Maybe I am gay???

*Oscar and Jack getting drunk married and putting off getting an annulment bc feelings*

Farrow: Alight….

See reference here

[itsalwaystomcruise]

ChatGPT AI generates synopses of movies starring Tom Cruise and directed by renowned directors with whom he hasn't worked yet (3/7)

In this post: Michael Bay, Zack Snyder, Guy Ritchie, M. Night Shyamalan and McG.

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Find Five Lines

Thanks to @mysticstarlightduck for the tag!

Rules: post excerpts following the prompts, then change one prompt for the next person!

Thought it'd be fun if I only pulled from SOTL!

1. A line about a building

Jack scrutinized the castle before him. It stretched up, up, up into the sky--and as they were already in the clouds, Jack didn’t want to know how high the tallest tower was above the ground--how he wouldn’t like to be the poor bloke who was defenestrated from it. The castle was made of some sort of dark stone, giving it the unsettling feel of a haunted house.

2. A sad line

Jack dug through his pack, pulling out all of the results for all of his classes, frowning at the C’s and D’s marked all over them. It didn’t bother him. It didn’t. But for some reason, there was a sour taste in his mouth, and he had the sudden urge to crumple the papers or tear them apart. His fingers clenched the papers, causing them to bend and crinkle under his grip. He sighed, loosening his hold and resting his head against his hand. “I did my best,” he murmured to himself. “And that’s all they should be asking of me.” He lifted his head, not feeling much better.

3. A line about a drink

Úrsula sat patiently as she heard the locks on the exterior of her bedroom door perform a familiar rhythm, tapping along on her leg lightly. Click clack, crittle, clack clack, click, click, clickity clack, tap tap tap. The door opened and Úrsula’s mamãe entered holding a tray carrying a bowl of caldeirada and a simple glass of water.

4. A line that is shouted

Jack froze as both giants turned toward the sound. Instantly, the male was up and crossing the room. Jack bolted toward the end of the mantle, suddenly finding an adrenaline-fueled strength to lift the harp. “Go!” he shouted at Jill and Beau. “I’ll catch up!”

5. A funny line

“Sheesh, she’s a crank,” Ritchie muttered. “And a party-pooper.” “Why are we less mature than our ten-year-old sister?” Tierney asked, sitting up to join his brothers. “Don’t worry, she’ll mature less when she’s older,” said Jarred, rising to his feet.

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Your prompts:

A line about a building

A sad line

A line about the weather

A line that is shouted

A funny line

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