#JUST HOLY NO

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[as-i-watch]

In which Senshi persistently tried to raise a middle aged guy due to cultural differences

[sourkreem]

[wip] i managed to squeeze in a little tim doodle between commissions though not sure it will be rendered any time in the near future lolz

[fifthrideroftheapocalypse]

oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

[rosecolouredheart]

YEAH NO SHIT MY GUY.

[colourmeastonished]

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

[kyuyua]

Red Life 💔

Seven Holy Nights of Jeremy (Joel Week) Day 3: Red

[benjamikaela]

Fuck hard in the— wait, how did that line go again?

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[philzasjuicyass]

HOLY SHIT.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[vinestaff]

for what it's worth, i was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you

[1001aus]

Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.

While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.

Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.

It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.

This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.

(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)

[katcreatesthings]

The most insane lines delivered within Remedy's history of games. (From Alan Wake 2's "Night Springs" DLC)

[heatherskept]

frolicking in da fields with the bff