benjamikaela
benjamikaela
–did you think was gonna happen??
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Fandom, art and general chaos. Definitely a Black Sails blog now.[Header image description: A digital painting of Flint looking angry, disheveled and bloody with the text "what the f--k-" behind his head]
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benjamikaela · 11 hours ago
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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand
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benjamikaela · 11 hours ago
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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.
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benjamikaela · 1 day ago
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benjamikaela · 1 day ago
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editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about
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benjamikaela · 3 days ago
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I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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girl with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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the idea that you can buy milk at the grocery store seems just so self evident. it's hard to imagine the time before pasteurization and refrigeration were common, when the milkman would come by your house every morning and lactate into a bottle for you.
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list
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benjamikaela · 6 days ago
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"SecUnit would write fanfic"
"It would only beta read and leave comments"
SecUnit would install itself as a moderator of the Sanctuary Moon fandom wiki page. SecUnit would, for the simple transgression of being annoying - delete your account, IP ban, find your personal email address and send you a citation-laden 5 page explanation about how you're wrong titled "Banned for life (idiot)"
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benjamikaela · 7 days ago
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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benjamikaela · 7 days ago
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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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benjamikaela · 7 days ago
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benjamikaela · 8 days ago
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Murderbot + Onion Headlines [3/?]
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benjamikaela · 9 days ago
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everyone. get hairier NOW
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benjamikaela · 9 days ago
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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
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