#JONES Berry Lemonade Soda

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

A "COTTON TAIL" CREAM SODA OVER ICE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on limited edition JONES® Pure Cane Soda Spring Duo Pack featuring Berry Lemonade & Cotton Tail Cream Soda -- Available as an online purchase only.

"Spring has sprung and we have two new limited edition labels available to celebrate! Check out our Cottontail Cream Soda* and Chick Berry Lemonade*. Get a 6 x 6 of each flavor or a 12 pack of each. Either way, they'll make this spring and Easter a fun one!"

-- JONES® SODA CO.

*These are not new flavors. This is Jones Sugar Cream Soda and Berry Lemonade with limited edition labels.

Source: www.jonessoda.com/products/copy-of-limited-edition-jones-spring-duo-pack.

[charmcoindied]

they're doing spiked jones sodas lord forgive me for what i do when those are out

[thewickerking]

Hold on. Let me attempt to recall all my beverages from memory. Currently i am drinking one of them (papaya jasmine milk tea with boba and mango popping boba). The rest are in tje fridge. Theres arbys strawberry lemonade, sprite lymonade, berry propel, watermelon jones soda, strawberry ramune, blueberry naruto ramune, peach nectarine cascade ice, and i feel like im missing sometjing but im in the car. I ❤️ beverages but this is a bit excessive for FOUR DAYSSS. im trying to avoid having too much refridgerated/frozen food to bring to my apartment but witj all these beverages i may be cooked

[funnyfooddatabase]

Jones Soda Fallout 4 Nuka Cola Quantum

Drink

Type of Funny Food: Tie-In Product

Introduced: November 2015

Location: Target

Released at the same time as Fallout 4, Jones Soda created a Fallout-themed soda based on the in-game soda Nuka Cola Quantum.

The soda was a berry lemonade flavor, and was only available for purchase at Target.

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Images courtesy of thehypecycle on eBay.

[platoapproved]

hmm top 5 beverages and top 5 ways to spend a relaxing day with no obligations

BEVERAGES

Earl grey with a little milk and sugar

Red Bull, I make no apologies I'm an energy drink dirtbag lesbian it's my destiny

Jones Berry Lemonade Soda put that shit in an IV and directly into my veins

Raspberry lambic

Blackberry hard cider

RELAXING DAY

Mostly mindless video game (Stardew, Tears of the Kingdom, etc.) + audiobooks or podcasts

Grocery shop and cook a big fancy meal + audiobooks or podcasts

Walk by the river, either with partner or alone with audiobooks or podcasts

Clean/organize the apartment (yes for real I mean it I know I'm a monster) plus... audiobooks or podcasts

Scenic drive, usually with... well do I even need to say it

[fyterx]

I think what fucks me up the most about Jones soda is that it just tastes like candy. Strawberry lime flavor? That's just those strawberry gummies. Berry lemonade? Blue Mr. Freeze flavor. What the fuck

[mintee]

Is that Jones Berry Lemonade Cane Sugar Soda?

haha, yes.

potion that makes you trans

[llamamonsterwv]

Jones Soda Review Green Apple & Berry Lemonade

[fizzywaters]

Review of Jones Berry Lemonade soda

This isnt a blue raspberry blue. It's sour, like lemonade, but still a fizzy soda (here in the US lemonades aren't normally carbonated). Tastes like a tart berry lemonade! It's refreshing and a nice change of pace from super sweet sodas.

🫐 Rating: 7/10

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

HOW TO ENJOY EARTH DAY WITH PURE CANE SODA – STANDOUTS INCLUDE GREEN APPLE & BERRY LEMONADE.

PIC INFO: Spotlight on a really great shot of JONES® Pure Cane Soda bottles in the shape of a lush sphere, and meant to represent the blue/green planet that we all call home – in remembrance of Earth Day 2015 from JONES® Soda Co., USA.

Source: www.instagram.com/p/1yMd2qQtlZ.

[spookymonth--man]

Jones Soda, made with cane sugar, specifically the berry lemonade flavor.

[ant-diary]

Get to know you better

Got tagged by @cock-holliday​

Thank you for tagging me

Rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Sorry I took so long I’m shy

Favourite time of year: Early autumn is nice, when the temperature is getting right and the leaves are pretty, I also enjoy late December if we’re getting snow and the holidays are around, also early spring when the forsynthia are in full bloom; summer can kiss my ass I do not like the heat and the sun makes me feel like I’m dying

Comfort food: Moose tracks ice cream, or just whatever takeout I’m craving or baked good I recently made

Do you collect something?: Not seriously, like I don’t know anything about the things I do collect but I would like to learn. I collect dishware and glassware when I have the space for it

Favourite Drink: Black coffee or seltzer with fresh lime, I don’t really drink sugary drinks anymore but birch beer and berry lemonade jones soda were favorites

Favourite Song: I don’t know if I can think of one but my favorite album is The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails; and some top choices are Change by Oingo Boingo; Remember My Name by Oingo Boingo; Metamorphosis by Curved Air; Cosmic Slop by Funkadelic; Away by Toadies; and Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA by DEVO

Current Favourite Song: Been enjoying both Catapilla albums a lot, I like Radagacuca by Brainticket and Today I Started Slogging Again by Foetus

Favourite Fic: I haven’t read any fanfiction in a long time which I believe this is referring too and admittedly I haven’t been reading any fiction lately either

Tagging: @cripplepunx @eviemelon @a9saga @britneyshakespeare @scary-ivy @sparrow-va @swoop2themoon @loyalwreck @swholli

No one has to do it, and anyone not tagged who wants to do this feel free--I’m tagging you too

[thedurvin]

If you add a bit of Jones Soda Berry Lemonade to Mountain Dew it turns the color of highlighters

[pride-of-storm]

true blue

[adickaboutspoons]

Episode 6: Calypso's Birthday

We've only got rum. One Type. Cheap.

Mermaid Water

2 oz spiced rum (brown sugar syrup for a mocktail)

1 oz coconut rum (coconut soda for a mocktail)

1 oz blue curacao (Jones Berry Lemonade soda for a mocktail - it won't give you the orange taste, but it will give you citrus and the blue coloring that makes this drink mermaid-y)

1 oz sweet and sour mix

1 oz pineapple juice

tonic water

lime wheels and ice

Add ice and lime wheels to a mason jar. Fill a shaker with ice. Add the first 4 ingredients and shake well to combine. Strain into the mason jar. Top off with tonic water. Try not to make any life-altering decisions.

Episode 7: Man on Fire

...*sigh*

Man on Fireball

1 bottle hard cider, preferably apple-ginger

2 oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey

2 oz apple pie moonshine to put some hair on your chest

A Sweet and Spicy cocktail to make ya feel better. Combine in a collins glass. Drown your sorrows. Don't cry. Boys don't cry.

For a mocktail alternative, heat 8 oz apple cider in a small pot on the stovetop. When it starts to simmer, add a chai teabag and let steep 3-5 minutes. Pour into a heat-safe drinking vessle and top with ginger ale for some sparkle. Try to take comfort in its warmth.

Happy Olu-Wednesday my v. dears! Who's ready to celebrate our favorite bartender with a little OFMD-themed adult beverages (options for mocktails provided. I know some of you have a whole day ahead of you still)? Episode 1: Impossible Birds Lime Ricky 1 ½ ounces (3 tablespoons) fresh lime juice

For a cocktail: 3 ounces gin or bourbon For a mocktail: ¼ teaspoon caper juice or pickle juice, ½ ounce simple syrup, or omit entirely

4 ounces (½ cup) soda water Ice, for serving Garnish: lime wedges

Combine lime juice, cocktail or mocktail ingredients, and bitters in an ice-filled highball glass and stir. Top with soda water and garnish with lime wedges.

Ricky was really overselling it in my opinion, but I'm an inveterate girly drink drinker, and the alcoholic version isn't even sweetened at all. It's refreshing, sure, but not something I would go out of my way for. So if you're a pantywaist like me, do yourself a favor and get some sweetened lime juice or throw some simple syrup at this bitch. I like the gin version better than the bourbon version, but it's a close call; I just think the lime goes better with the mother's ruin, but maybe drinking Christmas trees isn't your thing (I am referring to gin, in case anyone is wondering what the hell I'm talking about). I will say the bourbon version is more complex (but that I would also go easy on the simple syrup if you're adding it to that one) Episode 2: Red Flags Dark and Stormy 2 ounces rum (Iced tea for a mocktail) 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed Ginger beer, to top (about 5 ounces) (can't find ginger beer? ginger ale is fine, darling)

Ice, for serving Garnish: lime wheel Stir rum and lime juice in a tall glass filled with ice. Top with the ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wheel. Easy peasy lime-y squeezy.

The recipe doesn't call for spiced rum, but the Kraken is my favorite, quite aside from thematic relevance, so that's what I used, and my v. dears, it is BEAUTIFUL.

Episode 3: The Innkeeper

I was tempted to go with the Corpse Reviver, but I have to admit I don't actually care for absinthe that much. So instead, champers is the drink of the hour, but why just have champagne when you can have a champagne cocktail? So I will share with all you, my v. dears, my v. favorite champagne cocktail; a little beauty we made up for our Addams Family themed Halloween party:

The Morticia 1/2 oz Créme de pêche 1/2 oz Passionfruit juice 1/2 oz Rose water 1 oz Pomegranate juice Champers of your choice (I prefer an Asti, but live your best life if you're more of a Brut girlie. For mocktails, add some Tonic Water instead for the bubbles)

Really just add all ingredients to a champagne flute. I am not a fancy bitch.

[strawberryking]

1 through 26, go go go!

Sweet fucking jesus larxene

- First name

Axel

- Strange fact about yourself

I can flip my hands backwards and pick shit up like that

- Top three physical things you find attractive on a person

Red hair

Pretty eyes

Thighs/arms that could crush me like a grape

- A food you could eat forever and not get bored of

Hot pockets

- A food you hate

FUCKING ASPARAGUS. AWFUL

- Guilty pleasure

I really like jersey shore ok leave me alone

- What do you sleep in

Depends on the night. Usually just like. Sweatpants and no shirt

- Serious relationships or flings

Glances at boyfriend of almost 4 years (@timegrenade )

- If you could go back in the past and change one thing about your life, would you and what would it be

Yes I would make myself have a dollar in my pocket this morning so i could get a gatorade when i was about to go feral for one because now i have to wait until tomorrow and im salty

- Are you an affectionate person

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY

- A movie you could watch over and over again

9 (2009) its such a good movie

- Favorite book

Plague Land by Alex Scarrow and also Illidan by William King

- You have the opportunity to keep any animal as a pet, what do you choose

GIVE ME FERRET OR BALL PYTHON PLEASE I BEG

- Top five fictional ships [if you are an RP blog, you can use your own ships as well]

AkuLex (for obvious reasons)

OroKabu

HidaDei

KakuHida

a noncanon kintype of mine and illidan bc just. Big husband i love

- Pie or cake

Cake. Hands down.

- Favorite scent

Lemon!!!!!! I love lemon everything!!

- Celebrity crush

KRISTEN SCHAAL!!!!

- If you could travel anywhere, where would you go

Colorado, so I could see my boyfriend!!! I miss him a whole lot all the time

- Introvert or extrovert

Introvert for sure

- Do you scare easily

It depends. I dont usually get fully scared, just a bit startled and i gasp out an "oh fuck" and then im done

- iPhone or Android

ANDROID.

- Do you play any video games

[Glances at my video game dominated lifestyle] n o .

- Dream job

Actor!!

- What would you do with a million dollars

Buy all the shit on my cosplay list, a few cases of jones berry lemonade soda, and then pay a bunch of people's gofundmes and tip waiters and waitresses their rent money

- Fictional character you hate

TRADE PRINCE GALLYWIX. HE'S SUCH A DISGUSTING CREATURE. THE SHIT HE DOES IS GENUINELY SICKENING.

Fandom that you were once a part of but aren’t any longer

I was real big in Hetalia, Creepypasta, and Black Butler back in middle school