#JOKE idc

[mouseratz]

holdup I used to be an adventure time kid (I had a finn hoodie in sixth grade I wore year round and was bullied for, to THAT level of intensity) . ice king/Simon is a Tumblr sexyman now? hey stop doing that he's my dad :( leave that old man in peace.......

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[tobysona]

i miss my twtoomfies but also so many of them dgaf abt the twt situation in my country like i thot we had something special 🥺

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[hyperblue]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

[straightlightyagami]

“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you

[aussie-bookworm]

THE KING IS BACK

[avephelis]

i've been waiting four weeks to make this joke

[ishhbowl]

heyyy sorry we put your boyfriend in a doom mod. yeah its a representation of his childhood trauma and his relationship with you. yeah hes slowly losing his mind to grief. hes in the house now. sorry

[psipaka]

Ehhhh whatever

[devilsminion73worlddomination]

Iwtvtober day 24 - devil

[coulsons-band]

pedro pascal doesn’t owe you shit.

it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.

for whatever reason he’s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe he’s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. that’s insane.

but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddy’s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether he’s queer or not and complaining there isn’t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. it’s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ‘oh but narcos!!’ that’s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isn’t the point.

interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. that’s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. man’s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.

let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesn’t owe anyone shit.

[atthebell]

bisexuality comes for all minecraft youtubers

[read my tags before getting pissy with me]

[isettreesonfire]

Walmart or smth Idk I wasn't paying attention

[ragingtwilight]

sheep jokes

[fuffy2002]