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poptropicacheats · 11 months ago

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BEGINNER GYMNASTICS FOR FAT ADULTS ITS THE PLACE FOR ME

BEGINNER GYMNASTICS FOR FAT ADULTS ITS THE SPORT THATLL SET ME FREE

BEGINNER GYMNASTICS FOR FAT ADULTS I HAVE A REALLY HIGH NECK HIGH IMPACT BRA AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRT AND NO ONE GETS WEIRD ABOUT MY STRETCH MARKS

#JOIN MY ARMY #☀️

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bajaja-blast · 6 months ago

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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions #but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death #the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy #I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy series #camp half blood #pjo hoo toa #some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys #like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary #but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN #anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days #mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes #when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years #(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series #in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this

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luzdoesart · 16 days ago

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okay, so basically, i remembered that tumblr is famous for its love of sherlock holmes. and guess what i just happen to love so much (two drawings in one!)

right, so this isnt BBC sherlock, this is Sherlock&Co, my favourite podcast of all time. S&Co is a fictional true crime podcast in which you follow Dr John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, their dog Archie and this iterations version of Mrs Hudson, Mariana Ametxazurra. Genuinely one of the funniest and most bizarre pieces of media I have ever and will ever know.

If you decide to get into it: you are not ready for the emotional rollercoaster some of these cases are

If you are already into it: hmu! ive only really had @mala--draws to talk to about them and id love some new input on these silly guys :D

#sherlock holmes #sherlock & co #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #bbc sherlock #johnlock #sherlock fandom #goalhanger podcast #dr john watson #acd sherlock #the final problem #sherlock #my name is doctor john watson once of the british army northumberland fusilier regiment #i dont have much experience in criminology so this is mostly a record of how i met possibly the most brilliant and bizarre person #i have ever and will ever know #join me as i document the adventures of sherlock holmes #and of course i didnt have to look that up #autism wins another day

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temeyes · 4 months ago

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soap and his hair

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agentcaboose · 7 months ago

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join the army?? the thing that killed leonard church? and leonard church? and leonard church? and leonard epsilon church?

#this might be funnier in my head #rvb is my favorite anit war propaganda #red vs blue #leonard church #rvb #rvb church #rvb memes #anyway #dont join the army #they will sell your body

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z-1-wolfe · 6 months ago

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And who will you be in your death?

#hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #chaggie #charlie morningstar #razzle and dazzle #did I completely ignore my lecture? Yes #did I finish this drawing? also yes :)#imagine dying and going to heaven only to learn you'll fall eventually #haha and then imagine heaven wiping your memory so that you can live a “good afterlife”#and then heaven is like wait you fight well-- join our army #so you join the army not knowing any better #and you end up falling because showing mercy bad #vaggie is just constantly traumatized and confused #this drawing literally means nothing i was just doodling #if you squint you might be able to understand my thought process #if you figure it out lemme know because i for one don't know what it is #zenta draws

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viperra1 · 7 months ago

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i think about young Boone a totally normal amount! ::))))))))))))))

#i imagine that he's been maintaining his buzzcut ever since he joined up and he did NOT let himself grow out his hair or beard. ever #btw i imagine that he's coming from a poor family?? because who's NOT in ncr's army...#one must imagine young boone joining the military just so he could finally eat and feed his family #or he might be an orphan??? a delicquent?? my baby.... so many questions #craig boone #my art #sketch #artists on tumblr #fallout new vegas #boone fnv #boone

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doctordoombignaturals · 8 months ago

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happy pride montj

#if this flops you're all going down with me #/JEST im JOKERING IM J #jjba #hol horse #jean pierre polnareff #holpol #join the holpol army today #we got. this #please laugh at polnareff not listening to anything His ass is not listening #i thought about it. ok #my art👍#i didnt even realize the signature was that big until i zoomed out but its ok i dont care #everyone needs to know i did this

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massiveladycat · 5 months ago

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"luke was a good person deep down, and he deserves elysium-"

#i think id actually crash out if i died because someone groomed me into joining the titan army #OR got my camp into a war #and then the reason it all began and the reason endless people were traumatized and killed gets to go to elysium #like excuse me #anti luke castellan #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the last olympian #hoo #pjo hoo toa #rrverse #dni: pro luke castellan's #sorry but it doesnt matter to me if he was 'good deep down'#what matters are your actions not just your thoughts #aww he was good deep down?? hmmm well i guess i cant judge him for getting hundreds of kids killed #sorry but what matters is the things hes DONE.#selena beauregard #ethan nakamura #charles beckendorf #clarisse la rue #chris rodriguez #thalia grace #jason grace #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #reyna avila ramirez arellano #frank zhang

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thephouseplants · 6 months ago

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Imagine if they hard launched and then just started making the most, awful, corny, over edited, staged, couple's content ever.

#“pranking my soulmate with pregnacy prank! GONE WRONG?!”#“Joining army prank! HE CRIED?! GONE WRONG?!”#*looking sad in the thumbnail* “we have to tell you something [emotional]”#(i've seen people talking about how dnpgames is basically a couples channel and my brain was altered.)#dnp #dan and phil #phan #phil lester #daniel howell #dan howell #dan and phil games #amazingphil #phanart

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reds-skull · 4 months ago

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I'm researching Scottish mythology for the Cyberknights AU, and I was skimming through the wiki entry for the Glenmasan manuscript (I'd tell you what it is, but I haven't actually finished reading yet), when I read this sentence

Like what are the fucking chances

#not art #not cod #not exactly at least #I love love love when I just come across something that perfectly fits what I need #what do you mean there's a fuckin 13th century manuscript of scottish mythology that is allegedly written by someone called John M'Tavish #cyberknights au #if anyones interested I've done a lot of thinking on the worldbuilding for cyberknights... and i WILL infodump if given the permission #new blorbo acquired..... his name is Eoin M'Tavish and he's been dead for like 800 years <3 #joining blorbos as the wanderer from the exeter book who may never existed and also been dead for a 1000 years #and that one Georgian queen who was so epic they wrote several books of poems about a guy representing her fighting armies #Edit I was checking how common M'Tavish (or MacTavish as it's the modern spelling) is bc I was like 'am I stupid is that just a common name #but its not. theres only about 3000 people with it #which is pretty damn rare in my standards (tho my surname is even rarer but mine has a weird ass origin lmao)

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flying-cat-with-magic · 1 month ago

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Everyone, meet my Bug. Her name is Inta. (Art credited to @rozeliyawashereyall)

Physical Description: Inta is a snow leopard half-blood with white-grey hair and pale blue eyes. She is 22 years old but looks closer to 18, despite being 6’2”. She often passes as human by wrapping her tail around her waist and tucking it under her shirt, and hiding her ears with a bandana. She has a brand on her chest just below her collarbone, as she was born a slave in Centara and spent her entire childhood there.

Backstory: Inta was born and raised in captivity. While her parents did their best to protect her, she was taken and sold when she was four years old. She was owned by a minor noble until she was eighteen years old. She escaped on the night of a full moon thanks to a Munite who snuck her out of the city and smuggled her to the Sanctuary. She now works to protect other half-bloods by infiltrating hunting groups and sabotaging them. Due to her work, she has mastered the art of disguising herself as a human and getting them to trust her. When she joins a group of hunters, she secretly breaks their traps and leads them away from areas where half-bloods actually live.

She’s very good at masking (I’m not projecting, what are you talking about,) a skill she developed to match whatever her owners expected from her. This, paired with her natural charisma, makes her a talented actress.

P.S. She’s absolutely in love with Timmy.

(Edit: I forgot to tag @aspenm00n in this post. Sorry, friendo.)

#gator boys #bug army #OC #Inta #my girl joins the ranks #she’s going to ruin some hunters’ days #and then take a nap

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choochooboss · 1 year ago

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CHOO CHOO!! Preorders for these PLA themed stickers open on September 23th!!