#JOEY BATEY

[thedemonofcat]

When a curse is cast to save Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer, Jaskier is forced to sacrifice his humanity. He is transformed into a small bird, and all memories of him are erased from Geralt, Yennefer, and Ciri's minds.

Jaskier doesn't regret his choice. He never truly felt he belonged in their family, anyway.

Geralt often notices a tiny songbird following him on his journeys, always flitting nearby, though he has no idea why it’s there. Ciri affectionately names the bird Buttercup, and Yennefer agrees, saying the name suits it well.

Each night, Geralt dreams of a song whose name he can never quite remember.

[a-gay-loverrr]

[crescendoofstars]

no TAD album in sight so I guess I'm defrosting. expect a cover or two soon dear hearts🌻

[acidloe]

Got top surgery yesterday! Obvi listened to the amazing devil when I struggled to sleep, they were there at the beginning they'll be with me every step of the way!

[thegulliblesceptic]

Listening exclusively to The Amazing Devil and brutal death metal because they fucked up my standards

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

joey batey did not write "you're not a coward cause you cower; you're brave because they broke you, yet broken, still you breathe" (x) to be known as the toss a coin to your witcher guy

[tielmamon]

hand slipped

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

A Storm in the Rocky Mountains, Mt. Rosalie – Albert Bierstadt (detail) // Lofoten Island – Lev Lagorio // Rosenlaui – François Diday // Mount Elbrus in the Clouds – Nikolai Yaroshenko // Storm in the Mountains – Hermann Ottomar Herzog // Sierra Nevada – Albert Bierstadt // Rocky Mountain Landscape – Albert Bierstadt // Inkpot Gods – The Amazing Devil

[hannibard]

GERALT AND JASKIER ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!

[trixeclipse]

I just think he's neat 🎶✨

[thedemonofcat]

As it so happened, Jaskier was the one who convinced Lambert to confess his love to Aiden. He had stumbled upon the wolf by chance in a tavern and had given much-needed encouragement.

Lambert never got the bard’s name, but he resolved to help him if he ever got the chance.

The chance came when Geralt brought said bard to Kaer Morhen one winter.

Seeing as how the bard was clearly in love with Pretty Boy, Lambert decided the best way to repay his debt was to get Geralt and Jaskier together.

Geralt was going to kill Lambert. It had all started innocently enough—Lambert had asked for Geralt’s help with something in one of the rooms. But the next thing Geralt knew, he was chained to a bedpost, courtesy of the youngest wolf witcher.

From the other side of the door came Jaskier’s muffled protests. “Put me down!” he shouted. Moments later, the door swung open, and Lambert unceremoniously tossed Jaskier inside, locking the door behind him.

Jaskier hurried over to check the lock, letting out an annoyed sigh. “Of course. Locked.”

Finally, he turned and saw Geralt. “So… is this some sort of bizarre witcher tradition?”

“It is not,” Geralt replied, his voice laced with exasperation. He didn’t know why Lambert had locked them in, but he had a sinking feeling they weren’t getting out anytime soon.

[izzy-hands]

The Adventures of Fun Uncle Jaskier™ and his Pocket-Sized Princess™

[endiness]

[space-glasgow]

[pandalikeelf]

Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

[ughmerlin]

#he's got his priorities straight