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bird-inacage · 6 days ago

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The Heart Killers EP1 | Kantbison + Rudest Moments

I really didn't have either of these possibilities on my Kantbison kinky bingo card. I am so naïve. So, incredibly, stupidly naïve.

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irishhousecore · 6 months ago

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#irish house #ireland #living room #jesus is watching #flammable paper light cover #crazy carpet #irony

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captainpirateface · 2 months ago

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Sunday Scaries

#jesus #sunday scaries #jesus christ #faith in jesus #jesus loves you #sudden jesus #jesus is watching #captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #captainpiratefacelovesyou #sighthsandsoundsofinstagram #sights and sounds of tumblr

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awkwardnerdylesbian · 2 months ago

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laura lee just being all 🫵🏻😤 i’m going south and you can’t stop me coach ben

#and her dropping the F bomb #chill laura lee #jesus is watching #yellowjackets lb

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eaeaeasaggresively · 2 years ago

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@absolutelyobsessedkiya I MADE A COVER ASWELL MUAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

its hitorinbo envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#get out of my house i wanna sing the vocaloid music too #what even are tags #hitorinbo envy ig #its scuffed btw #i cannot sing #jesus is watching

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clownyfrogggi · 2 years ago

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what one week of school does to a mf

#school #i’m tired #thursday #jesus is watching

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cryingabtab · 2 years ago

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ahem…

hoes mad

#redacted #come get this smoke #jesus is watching #FUCK CABO

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catholicsaintquotes33ad · 2 years ago

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inbabylontheywept · 8 months ago

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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch #like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it #a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost #and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again #would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts #amen #Babylon-Lore

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spitblaze · 6 months ago

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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memesnotwelcome · 8 months ago

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The Venn Diagram of people that spend $400 for Easter at a pharmacy and people that steal sex toys is a circle.

#Jesus is watching