#JERKS™

[grrlmusic]

Nine Inch Nails

[somfte]

[video description: a montage of shots of Flint from Black Sails being dramatic, intimidating, violent, or all of the above, set to “Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish.

/end description]

[xxcrossroadsxx]

Cheeky old men.

[kushanna]

characters in umineko love to go on about how great kinzo's love was, how deep, etc... honestly, the whole thing always seemed very unhealthy to me, why are you folks so in awe

[ejsuperstar]

i think this puts me up to 3 variants on Chip now

[applepies-and-starlight]

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*Failboat voice* you wake up

It's a friday

Last night was an emotional horse kick to the face because one of your favorite games was under fire because of its art direction by people in a server you're in and thought was fun to hang out in

Forget that it's friday so it's a new day!

You check your messages

"I'm late to the conversation but—"

You get emotionally horse kicked Again!

[kaleidoscope1967eyes]

ok actually i think i'm opting out of dating undergrads lmao

[cosmic-ships]

Godddd, don't look at my blog- My sickly ass is getting way to friggin riled it's EMBARRASSING what this man is doing to me

[grrlmusic]

Björk

[wajjs]

realizing everyone has more fun with you gone is truly something :')

[tedthetalk]

In retrospect it’s extremely funny how many things about [antagonist] directly correlate to him not having an arm. Like ok knowing how to cook makes sense, he learned how to do that as practice with his prosthetic and so he’d feel less guilty about not being able to work — but the fact that you can immediately tell if he’s getting pegged on the reg by how many limbs he has is hilarious

[countlessrealities]

Can you name one thing you like about meg? (for evil morty)

Unprompted asks || Always accepting !

Morty's expression curls in a small pensive frown at the question, as if he was seriously pondering it. Of course, it's nothing but a façade, because the answer to that question is an extremely easy one for him.

As things are now, there is nothing that he likes about that annoying spoiled brat. There have been some moments when she has been vaguely more tolerable, but that's all.

He could be straightforward and just say that, but that would be plain and boring. He can do much better.

"Meg and I don't exactly...get along." And what an understanding that is. "I suppose it's because we have different, often incompatible views on almost everything that matters. And also about each other's place in my counterpart's life."

He might have stopped calling her "pet" to her face, for the sake of faking good manners, but that's how he still sees her.

"However, there is one thing I enjoyed about her." His tone doesn't change, remaining colloquial and friendly, but his eyes look sharper for a moment. "Watching her scrambling to jump into every hoops other me tells her to jump in, no matter how unnecessary or humiliating it is...It's very entertaining."

And the other president's requests at times obviously have the only purpose to amuse his counterpart himself.

"Just as it is seeing how blind and deluded she is. She bends over backwards, desperate for the smallest crumbles of fake attention and a dismissive pat on the head."

All her words about how good her "boyfriend" is to her, about how she's living the life of her dreams, about how she's finally free. And she doesn't even know that she has an inevitable expiration date.

His lips curl in a little grin. "It's just so funny, you know? Seeing how she mistakes being turned into someone's puppet for love."

{ @evilmcg - mentioned }

[demaparbat-hp]

@nerdylizj did you just give me a fully titled AU for the incorrect quote series I've been wanting to do for ages?

What am I doing with my life.

Based on this post by @fattuccini-afraido

[feralglitch]

Ay Martyn...

[konigsblog]

Loser!Virgin!König thots™ (🌽 link)

König's crave and desire to lose his virginity has reached far beyond desperation, especially with him approaching his late thirties. Jerking himself off every day has become way too repetitive and familiar. Now, he yearns for something more intimate and sensual, to settle down with a trustworthy partner, and to feel your velvety, sticky walls pulsating around his stiff, leaking cock.

It's amusing. The sight of him near tears while drunk, reeking of booze and marijuana with his silver, half-lidded eyes becoming glossier and wetter, the urge to have sex growing out of control. Don't you feel sorry for the poor, rejected, and isolated soul? Who's been isolated and ridiculed his entire life, made to feel insecure and ashamed of himself? He deserves to lose his virginity, and to someone he trusts and cares for. You.

Perhaps, you'll allow him to hump your rear, drive his broad and plush hips against your ass while drunkenly stumbling over his words, his swollen cock aching between your plush and soft cheeks. Fuck, he's so close to your slick holes in this position, with his filthy hands trailing down your bare, nude figure. He could easily take advantage of this opportunity, prod against your soft slit and fill your tight walls with his girthy, leaking cock... Fulfil that nagging urge inside of his depraved, perverted mind.

He'll send you pictures of his sore cock every morning and night, complaining about his social life and current relationship status — or lack of... If only there was someone to take his virginity, show him how it feels... :(