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pheyphem · 24 days ago

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one of my favorite things the phandom does is compare dan and phil to people interacting with horses. it's such a specific form of comedy and it's fucking hilarious every time

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#phorseposting #dan and phil #amazingphil #phandom #phan #daniel howell #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #horses #horse girl #:3 #i will force all of horseblr to become phannies consider it my phanniversary gift /j #1k #me post #photo

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caruliaa · 2 years ago

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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orpiknight · 10 months ago

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Good Omens, but it's just about this one couple who keep finding out that their table reservations at the Ritz are somehow canceled every time they show up because, unknown to them, a demon and an angel are using their powers on a whim to have their own date nights.

#good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens fanfiction #okv #It doesn't matter if it's lunch or afternoon tea or dinner. Every time.#The force of coincidence must hate them specifically.

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salemvt · 1 month ago

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Oh no he's cute...

#forced to draw fanart again because of him #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst skully #skully j graves #twst

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lieutenant-fred · 16 days ago

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Stupid STP sketches because i'm still baffled by the funny bird man's anatomy.

And how tall he is

I should really find a way to play the game

#Funny creature #watched the spectre's extended route and i went “wtf” when I saw how tall he is #I don't like drawing human-like figures and this is a way to trick myself into forcing myself to like drawing them /j #i just realized the way I drew Quiet is similar to how I draw my fursona (I've gotta fix that)#my artwork #artists on tumblr #art #sketch #slay the princess #long quiet #slay the princess princess #slay the princess the hero #stp princess #slay the princess fanart

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demonic0angel · 5 months ago

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Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dark danny #dan fenton #dan phantom #dick grayson #dick x dan #wally west #yes I do think of myself as the funniest person alive /j #despite how wally is freaking out he is still a dick supporter and will be a good wingman #dick is not the normal one in the family #wally is using the speed force to text dan which is why his handwriting is like That #bad humor ship

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esmiara · 1 year ago

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Fashion Chuuya

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #fanart #our pretty man #being the prettiest #yes the first one is kaveh's collab suit #*sigh* certain people forced me to (/j)#because of course they'd give me al haitham/kaveh outfits #it does fit him a lot though

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gomzdrawfr · 8 months ago

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yeah im a super big fan of cod, those fishes are reely big!

happy aprils fools yall

#i like how Gaz turned out #Price is catfish no one can tell me otherwise /j #ofc we have the infamous salmon riley #and then the sparkly spotted soapfish #thanks bressy for suggesting it #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #task force 141 #tf141 #call of duty #cod #COD FISH??? FISH???#FISHY COD???

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juney-blues · 2 months ago

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oh are you taking the canonically transfem character (who's transfem identity is subject to intense online debate because of course it is) and making them an "any pronouns all genders at once nb genderfuck?"

oh they're just *so* sick of all this gender stuff and have entirely given up on it and you can just call them whatever?

wow, you have *such* an interesting take on this character, it's so interesting and novel, i'm so curious where these ideas come from!

#juney.txt #i have made this exact post 500 different times #and that number will increase by 1 every time i'm forced to see the words ''j egbert'' on my dash

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rose-i-guess · 8 days ago

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What being bored with no internet does to a mf

+ an entire page dedicated to the vontra brightbill beef because it's still funny

#my ipad wasn't charging either so I was forced to draw traditionally against my will.#/j traditional is fun when I feel like doing it teehee #vontra #the wild robot #roz #vontroz #brightbill #roz wild robot #fink the fox #this beef goes so crazy #my friend misread 'HELLO BRIGHTBILL' as 'HELLO BRIGHTBITCH'#gotta remember that one.#still think it's really funny I got kinda obsessed with robot yuri out of all the fucking things- WHATEVER IT'S FUN😌

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bbyslvt-06 · 11 days ago

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Halloween passed and I did not get raped in an alley by someone wearing a ghost face mask, I hate it here :(

#cnc k!nk #free use kink #older man younger woman #breeding toy #daddy k!nk #s0mn0 #!cky daddy #dumbification #forced impreg #r@pe m3 #ghostface #send r3pe threats #r@pe threats #r@pe k!nk #r@petoy #r@pe fantasy #j@ilbait #br33dable

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masquerade-of-misery · 29 days ago

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I have noticed something while watching the latest update of this year's Halloween event... Spoilers below!

In this part, where Skully expresses his dislike for evil ghosts and says they should be banished, all the NRC guys go "😡😡", giving him a death glare, basically calling him and his views brutish and undignified, and give him a lecture about how ghosts visiting on Halloween should be treated with hospitality etc. All this without asking him why he thinks the way he does, of course.

Then, I remembered Endless Halloween/Spectral Soirée...

Hmm.....

Hmmmm......

HMMMMM.....

There's more....

And, finally:

Anyone else smelling the hypocrisy??😆😆

NRC "it's-okay-when-we-do-it" guys🙄😂

(not to mention those ghosts weren't even malicious to begin with)

Credit for the translation goes to Ekala on YT!

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usarmytrooper · 11 months ago

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halcyonfawn · 11 months ago

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In case you were feeling better today, here's THE KISS slowed and 60fps with poignant music in the background (as if "I Forgive You" wasn't devastating enough).