#It's not the royalty thing

[thedupshadove]

Do you think Superman might envy Aquaman, from time to time?

I mean, think about it. They were both raised by humans, but with Vague Memories and Portents suggesting that something more was going on.

The difference being that when Arthur discovered the truth, it came in the form of a vibrant and living realm for him to enter, with people who had been searching for him and were eager to reach out a hand. Whereas Clark's discovery of the truth merely revealed that the night sky was full of corpses.

[justabiteofspite]

"Astarion doesn't do big romantic gestures."

My Durge still trying to get graveyard dirt out of her ass crack after being lovingly pounded into it by Astarion who wanted to share with her this deeply joyful and meaningful reclamation of himself after sharing a vulnerable declaration of his love, at this place he hasn't shown anyone else but her: "Then what the actual fuck was that???"

[armenelols]

I don't recall the books ever specifying what weapons Elrond primarily fought with and while he is usually given a sword by both the movies and fandom, I think it would be incredibly hilarious if he came out with fucking Dramborleg. They are getting ready for battle and he brings out this huge ass axe his gramps once killed balrogs with. Sir, you were discussing poetry 10 minutes ago, where did that thing come from

[romavoid]

No story this time but here is Princess Hibiscus! This little lass is what my whole oc gang centres around. She gets sick (possessed) and shit happens lol

[justaz]

im not a fan of modern merthur but the idea of them meeting in modern times and introducing themselves to each other and them laughing and bonding over their names being connected to the myth of king arthur and camelot is just so cute

[doodle-stroodle]

Michelle Wheeler, The Royalty AU

Close ups!

[aroaceleovaldez]

some musings about deified death sibs designs. ft obligatory sibling tormenting

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

I know the big boy scene wasn't planned, but if it had been Nancy there to overhear it. . .

Eddie: Oh, I'm not starting her up. Harrington's got her, don't ya. . .big boy?

Steve’s driving the RV and Eddie's sitting behind Steve while Nancy sits in the passenger seat. She looks at Eddie.

Nancy: So. . .big boy, huh? Well. . .you're not wrong.

Steve: *spluttering* Nancy!

Eddie's just cackling delightfully. He raises his hands up to see how far he has to go, and Nancy grins as she leans over to adjust them.

Steve: I am trying to drive a stolen RV here!

[ebonyheartnet]

Prompt: Dorathea has her position as queen be threatened because misogyny sucks, blah, blah, blah. Someone brought up the whole, “lack of an heir,” thing and claimed women just up and reincarnate/move on randomly, because they’re, “easily overcome with emotion.” The best way to keep there from being a riot without just giving it back to her brother? Just name an heir.

Now if only Dora had remembered to actually tell Danny.

[inklessletter]

Long live the Queen

I warned you.

I'm feeling the Hellcheer vibe tonight.

Been for a while thinking that this queen over here deserve nothing but nice things. Luckily for her, Eddie is dying to show how nice he can be to her.

[aphrogeneias]

how eddie feels like when you ask him to get you some water after sex

and he will say "yes, my liege" and bow and if he's feeling extra mushy he'll kiss your hand too

[slutforpaladins]

your favorite knight pulls you into an empty room in the middle of the day for a little fun with you. bent over a desk or table while you take them, they keep their hand firmly over your mouth. “shh, little royal. the walls may be thick but you whine enough for the whole kingdom to hear.”

what you don’t see in your compromised position is that they haven’t shut the door completely, a small crack providing an incredible view for any passersby. and when another knight inevitably hears during their rounds and catches you…

you look back at your knight, eyes wide and silently begging them to help, to bail you out of the situation you’ve found yourself in, but they don’t even look at you. they just smile at the voyeur— “well come on, if you take their mouth maybe it’ll finally shut them up for good.”

and now that another knight knows what a slut you are, and that all they have to do is to catch you in the act for the chance to get their hands on you, well, word travels fast in the barracks. pretty soon you hardly even have time for your normal duties, every time you walk through the halls alone is an opportunity for any number of rough, calloused hands to pull you off.

[rosieyart]

royalty

[purpurps]

rendering practice becaus i have no idea what im doing

au puorpl again

[midive]

I have bestowed my most favourite ships upon you! You are now forced to look at it for a moment/j

[mavkarants]

Sometimes I wish westerners could read ruzzian. Or at least use google translate when writing articles about ruzzians and their opinions.

"Russia believes they have a right to invade a foreign country because russian speakers are being bombed."

But what ruzzian news says is...

"Ukrainians and Ukraine never existed. This is our historical territory. We need to flatten "ukraine" and take back what is ours! They are all dogs and bugs anyways!"

And that is news channels with millions or ruzzians watching and supporting. They will legit say the most rancid dehumanizing shit possible about Ukrainians and western media still tries to "portray the situation evenly". They still say "innocent russians in russia dont know! They have no idea whats happening! They dont support the war!". I'm sorry they have no idea? All their news outlets are covering the war and talking about how Ukraine is their land. ruzzians still have access to other media. They CHOOSE to support and believe that Ukrainians are subhuman and deserve to die because they dared not to be ruzzian and dared not to speak ruzzian.

Why aren't westerners covering what pootin says? What he actually says about Ukraine and Ukrainians? Most articles never bring up the batshit crazy things he says out loud about Ukrainians. If we compile the shit pootin says about Ukraine and Ukrainians then you will not be able to tell the difference between him and hitler or mussolini. Or even the north American churches when they spoke of natives. If anything with how much he says out loud he would probably come off even worse.

My friends dad even said that "she [me] doesnt know everything about whats going on in Ukraine and Russia." His claim was this was actually all about resources. Guess how many languages he understands? One. English. Me? The holy trinity. Ukrainian, Russian, and English.

They are completely ignorant of how much moscovites hate us and for how long they have been appropriating our history and culture. They have no idea how many excuses under the sun moscovites will use to push away and hide the real reason for all of this.