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Having that secondary Ren blog is great because now I can just type out the scenarios that pop into my head or just type things I think he would think without having to make a poopy doodle of it and never coming back to it because I already have so many unfinished pieces of art work
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stop calling the arrested guy the shooter. stop laundering the cops' narrative. the man who was arrested is a suspect until proven otherwise.
#even ignoring how incredibly convenient his arrest was#guilt/innocence is not determined merely by being arrested#for fucks sakes
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honestly my mother was a huge champ about her eight-year-old asking to be bought an unabridged edition of the Odyssey for a birthday present, and then she was an equally huge champ about reading her eight-year-old the unabridged Odyssey as a bedtime story and pausing every four lines to define something for me, and let me just say that I have fucking TREASURED the opportunity to reverse that old tradition by more or less forcing her to sit on my couch and listen to Epic and pause it every four lines for my dissertation
#epic the musical#classics#the odyssey#odysseus#look this is everything you need to know about me as a child#firm shoutout to my mother having handled this whole character arc with aplomb#i read percy jackson several years after this. to clarify. i was a little freak is what i am saying.#i also subjected my in-laws to my Odyssey Thoughts while they were here for christmas#to be honest i do not think they expected me to have a 20 minute speech locked and loaded#but again: they were great sports#incredibly convenient of my child self to have dubbed odysseus their blorbo because now i sound fantastically well educated#when in reality this is EXACTLY the same as me talking for 20 minutes about the animorphs#fuckin gottem
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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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Still thinking about Gortash’s coronation and how smoothly he cuts a Durge off from their companions (and wishing we had a follow up with that)
The first words out of his mouth are that he cares about them- anybody else who remembers Durge has only distain for them, but not him- he’s happy to see them, he missed them, they’re his favorite assassin and he’s only glad to see them alive
And then he takes it a step further by providing insight into their past, something Ketheric refused to do for them- and Gortash isn’t dumb. He knows exactly how Durge’s companions will react, knows that he’s effectively outing Durge when he so easily could have pulled them to the side instead
And when their companions snap at them and refuse to look at them, Gortash is still smiling. Suddenly, he’s the nicest person in the room. Suddenly, everything is unstable and dangerous- but he likes you. He’s sitting there with open arms while the companions are rightfully so mad with Durge, but Gortash is more than happy to resume their alliance
He’s more than happy to be their sole source of comfort again, and isn’t he just so sweet for that?
#anyways really wish we did have a follow up- it feels like he so very effectively gets between Durge and their companions#and all of the companions are rightfully mad at them#and then you just keep on trucking along and eventually it feels like that conversation didn’t happen#which is too bad- I think it could be a lot of fun to put more pressure on Durge and co#and I think it’s a fun insight into Gortash’s character#he’s remarkably honest during that whole conversation and it’s all incredibly manipulative#plus I like to think he knows how finicky durge can be- and how quickly they feel backed up against a wall when their friends snap at them#and there he is. conveniently offering a different option#conveniently offering for them to fall back into step#which is nifty! mostly because it’s both caring (as much as someone like Gortash knows how to) and super manipulative#durgetash#Durge#enver gortash#bg3#bg3 spoilers
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Does anyone else find it sort of upsetting how widely popular House M.D. has seemingly become in online queer spaces with how violently acephobic and intersexist it is? Like, I don’t want to pretend that it’s only queerphobic towards aces and intersex people, because the show definitely engages in its fair share of early-2000s-typical casual transphobic and homophobic language, and I do think it’s pretty biphobic that, from what I remember of the show, they made 13 (the one canonically bisexual character) a promiscuous party girl tm.
But the show is extremely vitriolic towards intersex and asexual people, and I wish that the people who treat it like a haha funny toxic yaoi show would at least fucking acknowledge that. The show actively reinforces the ideas about intersex bodies which are used to justify the nonconsensual mutilation of intersex children. And the way the show treats asexuality is abysmal. I saw someone on here once say that it’s “funny” that House is canonically aphobic, as if it’s just a joke that the House episode about asexuality actively supports the idea that asexuals are all either liars or medically unwell and in need of “fixing”. Why is pro-conversion therapy rhetoric suddenly funny when it’s directed towards us?
I’m not saying that no one is allowed to enjoy the show at all. Hell, I used to really enjoy it too, at least before I got to the asexuality episode (shortly after finding out I’m ace and before I had ever seen even a single other representation of asexuality in mainstream media). But like. Can people at least stop outright ignoring the absolutely detrimental effects this show had on the ace community and the intersex community?
#personal#ace#asexual#cw acephobia#it was a popular show! a lot of people who didn’t know asexuality even exists learned about it through this show that told them we need#to have our asexuality “cured” by a medical professional#I’m so so fucking sick of seeing others in the queer community treat acephobia as a lesser form of queerphobia#and we especially need to be doing better for the intersex community too because I am tired of#seeing other lgbtq folks throw intersex ppl under the bus whenever it’s convenient#(only to turn around and use intersex people as a gotcha against exorsexism)#not aroposting#I’m sure there’s also a lot more offensive shit in the show that I’ve forgotten because I haven’t watched it in a very long time#there’s definitely more that can be said about the intersexism in the show but I don’t know how to articulate that as well#someone who is actually a part of the intersex community could probably put it way better than I can#but hell. that incredibly intersexist episode was how I learned that being intersex is even a thing and I’m sure I am not the only one#I know more about the effects on the ace community (for obvious reasons) which is why I’m taking a bit more about that here but#I can’t even imagine how damaging House was (and still is!) to the intersex community
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Shigure's relationship with Kyo drives me crazy. he doesn't hate Kyo in the slightest - in fact, he pities Kyo, and not in the condescending "oh you poor little boy, cursed to be a horrible, disgusting monster" sort of way that everyone else does. Shigure pities Kyo for the reason he should be pitied: he's just a kid caught up in a system so inhumane it can't possibly be survived without some seriously unhealthy coping mechanisms.
and it drives me crazy because - listen, Shigure is the only zodiac member who's emotionally aware enough to see the other zodiac members as exactly what they are. he knows Yuki is a severely traumatized kid who projects all of his self-hatred on a single convenient target. he knows Akito is really a scared little girl with a raging god complex (literally) and no concept of a healthy relationship. and he knows Kyo is a regular-ass human being who doesn't deserve to be locked up for the rest of his life just because some arbitrary system says so. he KNOWS it's stupid. he KNOWS it's ridiculous and unfair. and he has to share a house with Kyo knowing that Kyo is living with a sword over his head, hating himself and hating others in perfect tandem because he has no other way of coping with the insane amounts of negativity he's had to deal with his entire life.
but the thing about Shigure is that he KNOWS all of this, and the same time he doesn't really CARE. he feels sorry for Kyo, but an apathetic sort of pity, a disinterested "this is how it is. such a shame." sort of pity. in some ways he's worse than the other zodiacs because he DOES see Kyo as a person, someone he likes being around even, but he still considers Kyo below his attention because all his focus is on Akito and breaking the curse. and sure, once the curse is broken Kyo will theoretically be set free with the rest of them, but that's more of a coincidental side effect than anything. despite being in a much more dangerous and precarious mental space AND comfortably in Shigure's reach, Kyo is about as much a priority for Shigure as Ritsu or Momiji.
and it drives me CRAZY because i think Shigure does start actively caring about Kyo as the series goes on, but it's hard to tell when that happens and to what extent. when Kazuma told Shigure he planned to reveal Kyo's true form and Shigure said he was going too far - whose sake was it for? was Shigure trying to protect Kyo, who would be hideously traumatized/emotionally scarred by such a cruel betrayal? was he trying to protect Kyo and Tohru's relationship, which was still formulating and might, under such severe testing, ultimately end up damaged beyond repair? was he only trying to protect Tohru, who wasn't ready to be burdened by such a horrible aspect of the curse so soon, or perhaps simply didn't deserve it? or was it all for the sake of himself, trying to protect his still-forming plans of using Tohru's positive effect on the Sohmas to break the curse?
Shigure cares about Kyo, but they're not close and Kyo clearly isn't a priority. he treats Kyo like a person - offering him genuine advice, teasing him like he teases anyone else, even speaking up on his behalf once or twice - and yet he's too entrenched in the long game to spare much active interest in Kyo. for a very long time, he doesn't care about Kyo the way he cares about Yuki or Tohru, and it's never made clear when exactly that changed. and the thing that gets me about this whole situation is that right from the start, Shigure is in a position where he can meet Kyo at his level - as equals, just one human being to another - but he doesn't, because Shigure is a chessmaster, Shigure is someone who observes and calculates, Shigure never steps in unless one of his chess pieces makes a wrong move and he absolutely has to.
it drives me crazy. Shigure drives me crazy. this series drives me so so crazy.
#i think my point here was “shigure sees kyo as an actual human being but still treats him badly”#which is kind of the point of shigure - it's why he's such a gray character#he plays with people's lives like they're toys#but this post actually originated from the realization that shigure doesn't hate kyo in the slightest#(honestly i don't think the majority of the zodiac actually *dislikes* kyo. i think they're just too used to dehumanizing him)#and i was like “okay. so how *does* shigure view kyo?”#and then i thought about it more and went progressively more insane#tbf i think shigure knew he was being immoral in the way he treated kyo#he's incredibly self-aware and knows exactly what he's doing#he just chooses to do it anyway. that's why he calls himself “despicable”#i think the fact that kyo clearly suspects shigure has something more going on under the surface probably didn't help either#it's a very interesting sort of complex#anyway. them#fruits basket#shigure sohma#kyo sohma#analysis#edited for your convenience#(<-capitalized all the names bc it was driving me up the wall)
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@createtheheavens ☆ Gurren Lagann Week Day 1 - Favourite Quote
#gurren lagann#tengen toppa gurren lagann#ttgl#kamina#simon the digger#kittan bachika#viral#oldanimeedit#anime#animeedit#fyanimegifs#anisource#dailyanime#dailyanimatedgifs#animangahive#createtheheavens#incredibly convenient that the series had 18 instances of 'who the hell do u think i am'#ill admit some of them are 'who the hell do u think we are' but like.... i think that's only 4 of them
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And I saw another beast come up out of the earth...and he spake as a dragon. (Revelation 13:11)
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The Coronation of His Majesty King Bastian I - The Hour of Wolves
When he was born he was a small thing. A screaming infant, a second son, destined perhaps for military greatness, but never dukedom. Never inheritance. Never conquest.
But at the inception of the light, the birth of the world, the moment between silence and splendor when The Glory breathed across the scope of creation: he was no small thing then.
Even then, he was coming.
His rise runs with blood: knives in the back, poison, betrayal, kidnapping and vengeance.
His rise burns with greatness: glory, family, rescue, love and ferocity.
The secret world recognized him before he knew himself. A fairy witch marked his passing and offered her slender wrist for his talons. A dead sun opens its mouth for him, a vanished Christ is his counterpart, a death knight worships before him, a raven-haired little girl holds the hand of her doting and beloved father.
The world we know calls him king of France, the monarch of a seized throne, a general who has promised the great lords England on its knees.
The Devil, in his own tongue, may call him son. The Glory has said nothing.
Would you know him if you saw him? Would you recognize what he is?
Bow, while you consider, and kiss his ring. There is a crown of flame upon his brow.
#MY SHITTY LITTLE GUY IS KING OF FRANCE BABY#local worst man you have ever met receives ancient crown of charlemagne in a coup with the help of his previously-despised elder brother#god help every last person who stands in his way#he made sure the warring princes locked in civil war were Dealt With (one dead one ~conveniently misplaced~) and stood in paris#before every lord in france with the burgundian army behind him and basically dared them to tell him no#he's a big money no whammies guy so he's promised them england's total surrender within fifteen years#or he'll abdicate#he's here for a legendary time AND a long time#if he can pull this off#(lisbet has received a boon and vision from the sunflower king and invented cannon several decades early so)#(london may be in the hands of the french sooner than we think)#(but then as many would-be conquerors find - you then have the horrors of northern england to deal with)#godspeed you lunatic#I have literally never been more pleased and proud of a fictional creation of mine in my life#he's come so far and also aria and I have made something really incredible#stay tuned friends#he's only going to get worse#heretic
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with that said saving Minrathous does give you this scene
#m guards the veil#datv spoilers#datv#truly incredibly funny to me that these two middle-aged politicians are sniping at each other and then leave the decision up to:#a low-level cop from a military background who is secretly the second in command of the revolutionary group#the fucking antipope who is high key dressed like if orville peck lived in the late Holy Roman Empire#an emotionally unavailable detective whose entire diet is fried fish bread with cheese fruit pie and the worst coffee known to man#and Some Guy (gn) With A Cool Knife And A Convenient Connection To A Bald Elf Dude
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the way that Vivid Bad Squad became a thing on a spur of the moment decision because "hey we both want the same thing and have this shared pocket dimension so we might as well???" and now they're the most important people in each other's lives who they're going to go around the world with and didn't even need to consider going back to the duos because they're a TEAM
#they're so incredibly ride or die with each other and they'll hype each other up instantly. may they explode#also it's incredibly funny. initially teaming up out of convenience to so tight nit it isn't even a question of if they're sticking together#because of course they are. but still the potential in one of them being scared that this will one day end...#that is the reason for the kohane timeloop. because in stars and time has changed me fundamentally.#(and it is guaranteed it will end one day but when that comes they'll probably just reopen weekend garage together) (for the memories)#(haha what if they changed the name because it doesn't fit with them running the shop. what if it becomes crase cafe)#bagel's rambles#polysquad#i made this with polysquad in mind it's getting tagged. go forth my scarabs
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steps whose genders are "regene" send tweet
#if this counts as your steps Please hmu (or like. tell me about them in the tags) theyre the best mfs in the fandom#i was thinking about caine and his incredibly nebulous sense of gender#like hes 99% sure that regenes dont have a solid sense of gender because why would they????#and the cuckoos just referred to themeselves as man/woman out of convenience for the mission#in the au where all my main steps meet up they are. utterly Shocked 2/3 of the other steps are trans#like “you chose to be a different gender??? why???? isnt that a hassle????” <- does not realize there are emotions attached to gender#honestly even in the aus where he Does know regenes that are trans from the getgo (hi mitchel) theyre still like 60% sure its a prank#actually i changed my mind even if you dont have steps that fit the bill please say how they experience their gender 🙏#its so interesting to see#caine lynzal#sidestep#fhr#pulp speaks
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The next time Buck woke, he could feel gentle fingers carding through his hair.
It took him a few moments to remember what was going on, outside of the general fact that he was in the hospital. His eyes blinked open almost against his will, and a soft warmth flooded through him when he had visual confirmation that it was Eddie sitting by his bedside.
"Best best friend/husband," he murmered, butting his head further into Eddie's hand with a lazy smile.
"You remember?" Eddie asked, face brightening before he obviously registered the guilt that was flooding across Buck's features.
"I, uh. No. Sorry, Eds, I know this must be weird for you."
#embers daily writing#y'all I'm running on very little sleep rn sorry if it's not flowing#can u tell I write incredibly non chronologically lmao#911: amnesia x marriage of convenience#no s8 spoilers please#911#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie
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I had this moment last night where I was sitting on a wall outside the back door of the Theatre Royal waiting for my spouse to come and pick me up, and we had just seen this incredible play about breaking and transcending different kinds of constraints, and I feel like a terrible disabled person because the night was cool and it was quiet and all I could think of was transforming into a bird and flying into that dark sky full of possibility, and leaving this shitty and constrained body behind.
My dark secret is that every disabled person talks about their wheelchair as an instrument that has made life much better for them, and, honestly, the main thing they do for me is bring me up against environmental limitations of accessibility constantly.
And the hardest thing I find about it all is that every fucking set of accommodations involves talking to people. It involves phone calls and waiting around to be collected and having to talk to people the whole time you’re doing that. And so often having to talk to people I don’t know is just an *immense* energy sink for me and when I really need a accommodations that’s when I *really* don’t have that. And then whoever is meant to be providing those “helpful accommodations” starts getting angry and aggressive and that’s how you end up nearly getting thrown into train tracks.
I hurt myself so much because so often it is easier to stumble along and fall and crawl with my crutches or even my rollator sometimes than it is to have to deal with a taxi driver talking an entire journey which can easily mean a barrage of racism or misogyny or transphobia, or incredibly intrusive questions about my disability, and by the time I get to the place I’m meant to be I’m beyond spent.
The way you can book ordinary tickets for things with a few clicks online but accessible ones mean long, long, spoon-draining conversations with people who don’t even have accurate information about the place you are going is an access barrier no one ever thinks of.
#disabled#disability#disableism#chronic illness#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#autistic adult#accessibility#inaccessibility#inaccessible environment#no one ever seems to think disabled people deserve the sort of ease and convenience other people take for granted in literally anything#and things that are ease and convenience to abled people can actually be incredibly necessary to a disabled person
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honestly when season 5 comes out i’m getting the DVD of stranger things [if they exist??] because i don’t trust them fucks to keep even the 2nd most watched show in the world online and i don’t trust myself to not lose all my downloads at some point in time
as an aside i have an autistic family friend who literally downloads every single thing he’s ever watched onto a hard drive. he has tons of hard drives of media. i can’t remember how to get the full season downloads so i might just end up getting s5 from him LMAO
#my parents do have netflix but in the long run#having the whole show to yourself is incredible convenient
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well, they, uh, didn't put captions on the voiceline interactions so. i had to make do with my extremely limited japanese knowledge lmfao
tap mc thought bubble - "This? This is... a secret."
tap car/skateboard thought bubbles - "This isn't my wish. I was just thinking about playing with you. ...Hm? You want to play?"
tap the cake - "Cake. It's very good. Thank you, rabbit."
take with a pinch of salt, i know for a fact i missed something in the cake voiceline lol
happy birthday ayn <3
#lovebrush chronicles#INCREDIBLY convenient that i happen to know almost EXCLUSIVELY the words he uses in these voicelines lmfao#lovebrush chronicles ayn
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