#It's a problem

[bethanydelleman]

Winter without snow is 100% more depressing; lacks whimsy.

[scurvyboy]

ok its kinda awkward. but your super honest humble thoughts about fiddlebill but with possesing fords body (like theyre doing stuff but ford has no clue about it)?

idk i just keep thinking about these dorks and ok its super unhealthy but kinda funny how they could just kick ford out to wander as a ghost and he wouldn't even mind it at all bc it gives him opportunity to explore things in gravity falls

honestly that makes a lot of sense to me. allow me to refer to my graph:

as you can see, according to the challengers love triangle diagram, fiddleford is placed on the "horny" corner. This means that he is majorly part of the relationship for the physical aspects of it. obviously he still clearly has feelings for ford, but over all ford is more emotionally attached to both him and bill. also fidds isn't emotionally attached to bill at all and vice versa. bill would probably go for fidds because he'd want to use fords body to fuck something and he already knows that he would be game.

because of this, it's fairly safe to assume that fiddleford would bang bill while he's possessing fords body. I think he would be into it but also feel a little bad morally (his morals are shot). ford also seems like he only has sex with humans in two positions and refuses to make eye contact, which fiddleford attended coked out bisexual swinger parties in the 70's mcgucket wouldn't be into all the time. He would not have sex with bill in triangle form because he's not as much of a freak as ford is.

also i love the idea of ford as a ghost just hanging out and doing his own thing while they get nasty. he absolutely would use this as an opportunity to enter government buildings and look at classified documents.

I hope this was humble and in depth enough for you. and in all honesty, i think not even considering a ship just because it's kind of toxic is a bit stupid if everyone in it is a bad person. i think it's great specifically because they're all bad people.

[maximura]

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

me rn

[squeeegs]

@spilledkaleidoscope's disco sapphics au lives in my head rent free.

[m-says-hi]

it's crazy being a sampo fan saving for 5* sampo because like

Since 1.0 you've been collecting clues. Small bits and pieces have been slowly given to you over the updates. Everything continues to point to something deeper going on. To sampo being so much more than what his 4 star form reveals. You are so convinced that this man will get a 5* form has to. Everything points to it! You can't doubt it! There's no other reasonable explanation!

and yet you still feel crazy

[musette22]

Me: Your fic doesn't need more smut. One sex scene is enough, it's done. You. do. not. need to add more smut.

Also me: I know. But I'm gonna.

[clowns0cks]

[sentrysapper]

learning how to sfm. decided to make my first posters engiespy.

[dfwbwfbbwfbwf]

I wanna try a controversial opinion poll! :D

Good Dad Eärendil

Eärendil left to find Aman FOR his sons. He knew if he didn't, Morgoth would definitely kill them all. At least if he tried, there was a chance his boys would live.

Bad Olwë

As explained here, by denying the Noldor passage to Beleriand, Olwë basically signed the death warrants of his kin in Middle Earth. He KNEW Elmo at least still lived there, even if he though Elwë had been captured of killed.

Thingollo is No Longer King of Beleriand

By raising the Girdle, Thingollo basically admitted he could no longer protect his vassals in their own lands. They could come to Doriath, of course, but he could not go to them. If they chose not to go to Doriath, then that would render the liege/vassal contract void. There's more about it here.

Elrond has a Temper

I kind of explain my thoughts here, but the long and short of it is that "kind as summer" can be translated in different ways, and where I live, summers can be brutal. So I've always imagined Elrond as someone slow to anger, but he can hold a grudge.

The Nargothrond Debacle

I address this here, but essentially, Finrod's original plan was pretty stupid. It sounds like he wanted to directly attack Morgoth - likely Tol Sirion first, and then Angband - and he was trying to hype his people up for that. This would've been suicidal for the entire city. The fact that Finrod, who'd almost died in the Bragollach, didn't realize that, shows he's either dumb or paralyzed from some sort of pre-traumatic stress disorder. Or he's just very optimistic. Either way, bad idea, and he should've been called out for it.

Noldor-Aligned Falmari

As stated here, I find it incredibly difficult to believe that all of the Falmari would agree on something like this, where they'd essentially be damning their sundered kin to death and torture under Morgoth. My family can barely agree on dinner, and there are far fewer of us, and the stakes are never that high.

Thranduil's Mother

She's a Vanya imo. I do subscribe to the "only Vanyar have yellow hair" way of thinking, and I do like "yellow haired Thranduil", and I like "a Vanya who actually wanted to stay in Endórë".

Hypocritical Arafinwions and Nolofinwions

I have a whole rant about how it's hypocritical of the Arafinwions and Nolofinwions to condemn how the Fëanárions obtained passage across the Sea, and then complain about being left behind. If it were up to the Ara- and Nolofinwions, they would've all had to take the Helcaraxë.

The Valar Didn't Need the Silmarils

The Trees were never supposed to a permanent solution to the destruction of the Lamps. The Sun and Moon needed to come into existence. Otherwise, Men could not survive.

Eöl and Areðel

I have a whole rant about it here. It's not a particularly complicated thing.

[ghostboyspeaks]

when blitzø says "let's fucking go" I feel like he's saying a few things 1. he's saying "stay with me don't walk away" which in itself is heartbreaking thinking of the fact blitzø pushes everyone away but he refuses to let stolas to do the same and 2. he's saying "be real with me please get mad yell back at me prove me wrong please do anything" especially after comparing himself to his stolas' butlers and already stating he thinks stolas looks down in him (or that's what his emotional gaurd he keeps up will allow him to think) when he says "let's fucking go" it's blitzø inviting stolas to fight with him and when he doesn't but just breaks down it shatters blitzø hence his panicked running afterwards

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

My brain was already rotted.

Now it's borderline leaking out of my ears.

Goddammit I did not need another One Piece himbo to fixate on, fuck absolutely all of the Arabasta arc because

Sir WHYYYYYY 😭😭

Artist credit link: How absolute fcking dare

Artist credit link: Help me I'm dying

I'm pretty sure once I actually reach Cross Guild in the manga I'm going to just bleed out from a profuse Sanji-esque nosebleed

And yes this means I will probably be writing Sir Crocodile very soon as well

Fucking bullshit honestly I hate him but I love him but

Stupid dramatic dipshit 😒

[ajaxbell]

Do you ever think about what a truly Red Flag love interest Xie Wei is Story of Kunning Palace? And then remember those scorching kisses and think that maybe all those terrible toxic traits aren't so bad? I mean look at him.

[maximura]

Choi Fucking Seungcheol for Dazed Korea (April 2024)

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

The Coming Days (2010) Daniel Brühl as Hans Krämer

This man could recite the phone book and he'd have my undivided attention.